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Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by mykali(op): 3:05pm On Feb 07, 2009

hmmm . . . . huh

Jokes Etc › Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(op): 3:04pm On Feb 07, 2009

the guy is depressed. his name is catching up with him cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Chelsea - 2009 Champions League Semi-final, Where Is Your Bet? by mykali(m): 2:52pm On Feb 07, 2009

FBS, Tell them oh. . . grin

underate chelski at ur own peril

Jokes Etc › Re: screwing my wife in the back of another man's car by mykali(op): 2:39pm On Feb 07, 2009

clems, i neva knew u were a landlord? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your Chelsea Player R(h)ater by mykali(m): 2:37pm On Feb 07, 2009

FBS:
Going by the stats, Florence Malouda is seen as the worst player? Is that really the case?
what about Bose, Cole, DD, Kalou, J Cole? anyways, keep voting!!!

the hi-lyted players have all been okay. Bose is good on his day so is joe. ashley is the only person we have on the left wing no thanx to florent's inadequacies. kalou has weighed in with important goals. like his equaliser against Man utd.

only D.D stands out . . . angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Should Scolari Go? by mykali(m): 2:29pm On Feb 07, 2009

then swallow a cyanide pill. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea(0) Vs Hull City(0) On Saturday 7th February by mykali(m): 2:26pm On Feb 07, 2009

yeah, you think right? tongue

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 1:58pm On Feb 07, 2009

welter weight lyricist be coming to take on the super lyrical rhyme master
ha ha, ur chronically lame, homie, your lines aint good enuff to go with salsa

Jokes Etc › Re: 7 Point Agenda by mykali(m): 4:01pm On Feb 06, 2009

do u want h . . to commit? huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mykali(m): 3:53pm On Feb 06, 2009

wetin dey happen hia sef

ina too dey yarn kasala

enoufu is enoufu grin

infact self, i am tire of this nairaland sef

u sure say i nor go vamoose sef?

sef sef sef sef

Jokes Etc › Re: screwing my wife in the back of another man's car by mykali(op): 3:45pm On Feb 06, 2009

newb. . . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by mykali(op): 3:43pm On Feb 06, 2009

Ben is clueless. grin

Sports › Re: Should Mikel Obi Leave Chelsea Or Stay by mykali(m): 3:26pm On Feb 06, 2009

@topic

not a very good idea. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Will Chelsea Get Any Trophy This Season? by mykali(m): 3:08pm On Feb 06, 2009

THE VIRUS HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 2:34pm On Feb 06, 2009

gentysho:
@SWICH47
WE all know that the premiership is red ever since ,why you keep repeating it i dont know chelsea is in crisis, no need to kick a man already down. anywayz .west ham playing at home will be an acid test for man united but if they go past then the season is theirs now that it seems gerald/torres is out for liverpool and chelsea is no longer a contender.

switch47:
chelsea sure is out of the race ,and i see hull city being as strong headed as west ham even at stamford bridge and that is likely to give them point(s) the aston villa match will sink chelsea no doubt but it may start with hull city. dont be surprised if they score chelsea first.

virus47 posting under a new i.d? angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your Chelsea Player R(h)ater by mykali(m): 2:01pm On Feb 06, 2009

1. didier drogba--------- his mind is no longer with chelsea , hence his dismal showings. i've seen him on two occasions where he woulda scored if jose was still in charge or face the consequencies of bench warming, and he missed.

2. florent malouda---------- when he was at lyon, and at the 2006 world cup, even at the community shield, i thot this guy was an interesting buy. but his decision making is disastrous, and it has cost us more than once this season. especially in the game with Roma.

3. nicolas anelka--------- despite him being the epl's top scorer, this guy is a pain in the ass sometimes. against man utd at the bridge, he should have put us level b4 kalou would given us the win. and he was particularly suspect in a number of other games. even most of his goals are called ''awoof'', or ''i dash u''. only few times he's really worked his goals himself. but the reason he's essential is because he suits scolari's style of play.

i voted drogba anyway. he's a big loser if he continues the way he's headed angry

Jokes Etc › Re: screwing my wife in the back of another man's car by mykali(op): 1:46pm On Feb 06, 2009

dancing naked with romade and clemcykul? huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Should Scolari Go? by mykali(m): 1:42pm On Feb 06, 2009

i know if scolari remains and learns all the treatrics of the premier league for the next 2 or 3 seasons we will be better than we are now. but chelsea fans want instant success. they dont want to be undedogs. look at benitez who has won just a few trophies since coming in is like a demi God at liverpool, wenger and ferguson have been at arsenal and united for years, and now united is the talk of england, europe and the world. i know wenger would be doing better now if he had better players.

what am trying to say is that we should give scolari some time. this is his first season coaching a big premier league club. by 2010 or 2011 chelsea myte be better than what united is now. . . its a long way to go but it will be worth it.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea(0) Vs Hull City(0) On Saturday 7th February by mykali(m): 1:27pm On Feb 06, 2009

@switch

interesting signature. . . grin

at chelski haters. . .

u guys are so scared of chelsea, even with us at third place right now u cant seem to leave us be. y'all know what we're capable of. like we almost did last season. N E ways, the match against hull is most likely a 4-0 thing. Q myte even score if he debuts like Deco did. grin

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 1:03pm On Feb 06, 2009

@ zerocool

this lil' bugga calls me a mickey. . .sick nigga doesnt know me, i been spittin punchlines long b4 u got hairs on ur lil winky

step away from me, i'll slice u and feed u to my pet pussy, u wanna diss me? go take on alex pissy, he'll take u out. . . leave u feeling woozy

ur looney if u wanna battle me, homie i aint no pussy so dont mess with me. . . . angry

Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 12:36pm On Feb 06, 2009

manickal:
@Gabrywl

I was the first to drop ma lines so i know i didnt bite from him. The reason why we rhyme alike is cuz i taught michael everythn he knows about battle rap. Now he thinks he can take on me. . . . Pathetik

quit saying u tot me er'thing i know 'bout battle rap man. . . . angry

okay, u gave me a few tips but it ended there. i attribute my lyrical capabilities to mode nine and eminem. git that into ur dull skull.

@gabby

even if the poll is against me _{which is very weird} huh

i know i'm doper than he ever will be. and i'm outta here for good. wink

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Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 12:27pm On Feb 06, 2009

PUNISHMENT

i'm done trying not to be mean, lemme introduce u to my other side
like an MPD patient my multiple personalities will have u contemplating suicide

this is ur last flaw, boy, curz i'm here to settle the final score
i'll rip ur balls off. . . . put 'em in ur mouth and make u taste the gore

there he goes again rambling on about his lyrical insanity
all his talk is vanity, spitting more bullshit and profanity

listen closely, u think ur better curz u been in this game before me
i'm a legend killer, like Randy Orton, i'ma murder all y'all who been spittin long before me

u don't know me, i'm an epitome of hip hop, while ur sloppy like wet paint
mykali's a saint, i'm lyrically annointed, my punchlines come at u and u faint

there's a line between hip hop and wack-hop, hater, ur too blind u cant see it
best believe it, am a lyricist, u wanna be me. . . but ur too wack u cant be IT

this is a RAP-UP, i'm done trying to make u understand REAL HIP HOP
Listen up homie,if u aint got something better to put up, then SHUT THE mess UP. . .!!! angry

Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 6:23pm On Feb 04, 2009

who the 4k are u?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Jokes Etc › Re: screwing my wife in the back of another man's car by mykali(op): 6:21pm On Feb 04, 2009

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 9:24pm On Feb 03, 2009

switch, if we dont drop points, what are u going to do about it . . .? huh

TV/Movies › Re: Heroes 'season 3' Continues by mykali(m): 9:23pm On Feb 03, 2009

lol. it hasnt gotten that bad oh. . . . cheesy

Rap Battles › Re: Slypac Vs Lario [some One Just Died] by mykali(m): 9:04pm On Feb 03, 2009

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Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by mykali(m): 8:36pm On Feb 03, 2009

lmao. this guy is really beginning to make me laugh. grin

well, they say your worst enemy myte turn out to be ur best friend. . . . undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Heroes 'season 3' Continues by mykali(m): 8:34pm On Feb 03, 2009

heroes is beginning to confuse me with their twisted storyline. i had to switch over to prison break 4 to clear my head. . . cry

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 8:29pm On Feb 03, 2009

calling me a rookie? u seem to get me mixed up with someone else
come at me and i'll slay you with a few punchlines from my murder verse

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