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 Jokes Etc › Re: Try Not To Laugh by mykali(m): 3:51pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
frankie , take it eazy with the c and p. a lot of us have read most of this before. we all knew were u got them from. and by the way, i tried very hard to laugh but i didnt succeed.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by mykali(m): 3:41pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
i'm hungry. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(op): 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
ezeokeify:why are u spoiling ma thread for me enh?   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(op): 3:17pm On Feb 01, 2009 |
dani1luv and romade are having a discussion romade: why do boys not make eye contact with girls when having a conversation? danny: because boobs dont have eyes.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool(2) Vs Chelsea(0) On Sunday 1st February by mykali(m): 11:54am On Feb 01, 2009 |
i hate making predictions before matches because i've been disappointed so many times. But i really wish we take our revenge against the kopites. |
| Jokes Etc › The Worst Jokes On Planet Earth by mykali(op): 11:38am On Feb 01, 2009 |
A pastor delivered a sermon in ten minutes on one sunday morning. This was one-third of his usual length of sermons. As he was not used to this, He tried to explain to the congregation ''I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate a large portion of my sermon and that was why i was unable to deliver it this morning'' There was a great murmur in the congregation but the service continued. After the service, a visitor from another church came to the pastor with a huge smile on his face and said ''pastor, if that dog of yours has any puppies i would like to have one'' ''what for?'' the pastor asked with a puzzled look on his face. The visitor replied ''you see, my pastor preaches for 3 long hours so i was hoping the puppy might help him like it helped you'' ------------------------- A village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work for hard long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions on the young lad. '' when i take the shoe out of the fire, i'll lay it on the anvil; and when i nod my head, you'll hit it with this sledge hammer, '' The apprentice did as he was told and now he is the village blacksmith. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recently, thieves broke into an ibo man's house in my neighbourhood and as usual, the armed men pointed an AK. 47 to the frightened man's face and gave him a choice between losing his life or his money. The man shouted ''shio, . i cant help u oh. . . . . . all my money is in the bank & unfortunately i have already given my life to christ'' |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
lmyo. a very interesting topic. . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by mykali(m): 3:40pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
he should be arrested for sexual harrasment |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 3:31pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
chronique, ur myopic if u say my punchlines are nursery rhymes Homie dont test me, my rhymes are the illest after modenine's |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Careful What You Wish For by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
if i was the man, i woulda wished to be hard all the time and have all the money in the world. then the asses would come around my stick like flies.  only. . .if i was the man . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by mykali(m): 6:15pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
thou shalt not be confused? @chidipawpaw please make sure u make enuff money from the pawpaw this year so that we can flex like 2baba.  |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by mykali(m): 6:06pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
lol, seun ahunla na owu ndi ibo nwere this nairaland. ishi me bi kwaya ebe ahun. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Is Missing! by mykali(m): 6:03pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
lysaa:my sweet lysacious  . happy 2009. thot u left nairaland or something, but its so good to have u back.as for ur post, please, dont mind that romade, she is fund of doing such kinda things. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Rugged Man Replies Mode 9 by mykali(m): 5:49pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
@poster no links, no posts. u hear that ?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
@ ademola romade , so u have succeeded in branding me a sissy who is a feather weight lifter abi? u dont know me oh. i am a spartan, i dey use my chic do weight lifting and press up every morning. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Is Missing! by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
AMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Is Missing! by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
@topic lmnyasho. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: All Chelsea Fans Must Hear This by mykali(m): 5:18pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
stupidity |
| Culture › Re: Do You Speak Spanish? by mykali(m): 4:25pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
mr brash, que esta? del horno ile carles puyol? moi si berento a la fernandos grazalio. lmao |
| Rap Battles › Re: Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 4:23pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
that aint possible, we dont sound alike and neither do we ryhme alike. and even if we do, he prolly copped all his skills from me. u see? |
| Culture › Re: Do You Speak Spanish? by mykali(m): 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
eh eh ehm. 1st of all, a spanish kiss to all the ladies a la house. mo esta mykali, el si torado pasta maccarone gianluigi nesta cannavaro inzaghi, ailes questro du castro. dios bienos. lol. this is fun. |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by mykali(m): 4:12pm On Jan 29, 2009 |
chukxy44:lekwa this aturu. odika ishi gi a' gbawashiala. abegiiii jare. @ndi ibo umu nnwanne, biko, ka' anyi mekorita maka asuusuu anyi. jeez, i cracked my head to make that up. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by mykali(op): 8:31pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
getting bored with all this |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by mykali(m): 8:11pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
i love chelski |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 7:55pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
idiot |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria(0) Vs Cameroon(2) On Wednesday 28th January(AYC Semifinal) by mykali(m): 7:29pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
who employed ladan john bosco in da fest place. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Freaky History Lesson! by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
creepy freaky whatever |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Children Of Nowadays by mykali(m): 7:45pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Judge Who's Freestyle Is Better, Makavelli Or Lookingformate. by mykali(m): 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
eyonigger:E X A C T L Y !!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by mykali(m): 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
| why am i laughing? ok. . .yeah, this virus is about to be BANNED. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hottest War-of-words Contest On Nl. by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
SeanT21:if only i knew how to copy and paste . . . |
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