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Rap Battles › Re: Mykali, This Be Chinko Rap! by mykali(m): 1:20pm On Jan 23, 2009

gabbrowsky. Where is the mockery in what i posted na? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by mykali(op): 10:57am On Jan 23, 2009

yysl.

lol, how many stomachs do have that u are fasting. ok. remember, u are a ruminant animal, abi a camel. u don store the food somewhere abi grin

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 10:07am On Jan 23, 2009

@chosen 1

among the league of extra ordinary wacksters, u became the chosen one
homie, u shouldnt be here if u cant spit lines man, pack up ur shyt and run.

Rap Battles › Mykali Versus Manickal. by mykali(op): 6:12pm On Jan 22, 2009

homie, i spit Ruud shyt like am nistelrooy angry

come at me and u'll be getting destroyed.

u spit urs, i spit mine.

wack ass homie.

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:09pm On Jan 22, 2009

manickal:
lol. mykel. u wanna battle me. i suggest we take it out in a seperate thread
right now i's so hungry i can eat a plate of beans with two loaves of Agege bread

murder call angry

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 5:54pm On Jan 22, 2009

manickal:
with my lyrikal insanity, i'll give the both of ya some mental disorder
punks be claimin they better when manikal aint even among the order.

homie, The last time i checked u were in a mental facility for ur type of insanity
ur too wack, u aint even among the order of wackness, ur lame lines reek of stupidity

u coming at me? nigga u better go make yerself a grave stone
this is my homezone, i'll 4get my PUNCHline in ya neck and break yer collar bone

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 5:26pm On Jan 22, 2009

@manikckal.

lets not bother with the "hi, how far? long time no see" and all that bullshyt. u just came out of the blue and totally bashed me nigga? yeah, i do go to the jokes sexion alot and i make people laff, but when did that stop me from being able to spit ill lines man.? i'll be back for u hombre. i promise u that angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 5:19pm On Jan 22, 2009

nateevs:
@Mykali. .

Don't get worked up. . . . I contacted Seun. . . he said it's not a real poster. . . apparently it's a virus!. . . . .

nateevs, the next time u have a discussion with seun, tell him to update his anti virus. there is this stubborn switch that refuses to go off. angry

Sports › Re: AYC: South Africa(2) Vs Nigeria(1) On Thursday 22nd January by mykali(m): 4:58pm On Jan 22, 2009

so we lost? shocked

oh Gawd. what a country cry

Jokes Etc › Re: Girl Putting On A Short Skirt by mykali(m): 8:01pm On Jan 21, 2009

hombre . . . . .

i dont discuss with satanists. . . sad

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 8:01pm On Jan 21, 2009

what is this gay idiot doing here again? go and prophecy your badluck theories on scumwats like yourself. angry

Sports › Re: Let's Nigerianize The Nairaland Sports Section by mykali(m): 7:52pm On Jan 21, 2009

well, this NIGERIAN SPORTS thread has lasted till the 2nd page.

Seun's plan is working afterall. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Girl Putting On A Short Skirt by mykali(m): 7:26pm On Jan 21, 2009

DANI. IT LOOKS LIKE U WANT ME TO DO YOUR JOB FOR U.
sad

how long will it take u to realize that this thread should be deleted. huh

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 7:09pm On Jan 21, 2009

i rule u cold headed punks like i was Mikhail Kalinin
i'm headed for the stars, so astronomical like Galileo Galilei

I'M OUTTA HERE. grin

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 7:04pm On Jan 21, 2009

D1KeleVra:
I aint even goin reply ur lame ass squeals Mykali.
U got a disease eating out ur medulla, u miniPiss sh_t!
2 Lines to Diss the Person above you, and ur quoting my forgotten lines.

u dont wanna diss me fool, i'll HANG u out to dry like saddam hussein
ur a WETCEE, while am the king of this game like BARRACK HUSSEIN

i'm the koko, the guy with the big koboko
u want some of me? sorry, i dont do HOMO. angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Rescue Plan by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Jan 20, 2009

i tried really hard to laugh but i couldnt. so i cried instead. better than doing nuthin right? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Start New Topic. by mykali(op): 5:29pm On Jan 20, 2009

sorry guyz. i think this happened on one particular day that i felt depressed.

@gabby

this happened since last year. why did u go and dig into my past u . . . . . . angry

Rap Battles › Re: Mykali, This Be Chinko Rap! by mykali(m): 5:16pm On Jan 20, 2009

geez,

i'm not a GOONer please. i only used a word from the English language used to describe weaponry.

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2009

@kelevra

i put terror in u with my punchlines like am Bin Laden
i'm not blabbin, i've been bangin ever since u've been laggin

i'm the BEST thing since GEORGE died so no testing
i'm no Evander, stay the 4k off me Mr Tyson, no biting. tongue

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 4:54pm On Jan 20, 2009

D1KeleVra:
Tryna feel tough cos' Piss ass Lexy gave u a thumbs up?
U were right when u said, "I ain't down with the rules", I cheat. . . Yea!
Cos a Swiss knife's in my tongue, devour u when i lick u
Chronique, U monophonic, high pitched when f!ckd by Pissu. . . b!otch.

homie, watch what u spit b4 u step on the wrong side of kali
i'm a menace, netcz are scared of me curz am the great khali

Sports › Re: Flying Eagles Beat Egypt 2-0 by mykali(m): 9:30am On Jan 20, 2009

good job.

Jokes Etc › Re: Post Your Favourite Jokes For "Nairaland Members to" Read by mykali(m): 9:22am On Jan 20, 2009

only danny dey post joke hia. why na?

Rap Battles › Re: X-ray Vs Sabuni by mykali(m): 9:22am On Jan 20, 2009

x.ray. hope u know what ur gettin urself into. sad

Rap Battles › Re: Mykali, This Be Chinko Rap! by mykali(m): 9:13am On Jan 20, 2009

gabrywyl, why aint u scurrying into a hole and hiding. u want me to release my full arsenal on u. angry

lol, u know i won't? grin

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 9:09am On Jan 20, 2009

D1KeleVra:
Well like Ed Hillary, i climb my rivalry, cause avalancheses
u ain't strong, u just wrong, like roleys that keeps ticking

u is a slacker, and all ur styles are borrowed
i'm a permanent marker, and ur just a cheap biro.

@gabby
this is not battle, this is SLAUGHTER . . . grin

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2009

ur an ocean, no wonder ur lines are all wattery like weak sperm
homie, like the everest i'm rock solid, am too strong and i stand firm.

Sports › Re: Nigeria For FIFA World Cup: Will The Eagles Qualify? by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Jan 18, 2009

if they dont qualify. i will denounce my citizenship and go to chad. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: DROP BY AND LAUGH AGAIN. by mykali(m): 6:10pm On Jan 18, 2009

u have luck that u signed out b4 i bashed ur teeth.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 6:08pm On Jan 18, 2009

who can cough up all that money? shocked

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