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Jokes EtcRe: Accidently Funny Domain Names by mykali(m): 10:05am On Oct 18, 2008
me, treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Which Kain People Dey This Nairaland Sef! by mykali(m): 9:59am On Oct 18, 2008
hmmm. Arcani. u are supposed to be one of my friends right? i have amnesia and i can't remember, so kindly tell me.

ur topic is educative sha. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by mykali(m): 9:53am On Oct 18, 2008
hmmm. this joke is a good joke. kudos to the poster who is not straight in the head sha. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: For The Sake Of Arcani by mykali(m): 9:48am On Oct 18, 2008
huh sad cry
Jokes EtcRe: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(op): 9:46am On Oct 18, 2008
U ARE THE MALAYSIAN GIRL . . . . so, is it true about ur hobby. huh
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 9:42am On Oct 18, 2008
sad
Jokes EtcI've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(op): 9:35am On Oct 18, 2008
hey guys  . . . .

do u remember me?

well, the story goes this way.  i had an accident two weeks ago and i lost my memory.


i have partial amnesia and can't remember anything i've done for the past six months.

my parents told me my name is mykel and told me my best hobby is soccer, my best team is chelsea and i love coming to a forum called nairaland.

and i was told i had a lot of friends in nairaland. . . .

1. a malaysian girl named gabrywyl whose best hobby is farting and sulking

2. a guy named sam milla who likes to fantasize about being a king of a particular imaginary kingdom

3. a guy named infobaba who is not straight in the head

4. another friend named romade who is a hermaphrodite

5. a chic named lysaa who calls me ''mykalicious'' which sound ridiculous.

and a host of others too numerouus to think of.

so. please, help me out . . . .  embarassed  cry
Jokes EtcPlease Start New Topic. by mykali(op): 5:45pm On Oct 12, 2008
ERRORR

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Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 5:41pm On Oct 12, 2008
lysaa:
I say like start our own kingdom!
coooool. so, where do we start? cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Oct 12, 2008
clemcykul:
thou shall not call the name of the lord thy God in vain.

Thogh am not holier than u, neigther are u me, but please respect your lord.
true sha. sad
Jokes EtcRe: Making A Baby by mykali(m): 5:18pm On Oct 12, 2008
the guy don dey drink him sunday tonic. expired ogogoro
Jokes EtcRe: Which Is The Koko! by mykali(m): 5:16pm On Oct 12, 2008
errr, . . . . lipsrsealed my comment was just stolen from me. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by mykali(m): 5:12pm On Oct 12, 2008
the last time i checked it wasnt a crime my dear lysaxious. kiss wink
Jokes EtcRe: 'casino De Elegance' by mykali(m): 4:52pm On Oct 12, 2008
hmmmm. ifunanya, onye mbu n'obi. grin
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 4:49pm On Oct 12, 2008
the fake king and his fake loyalists. angry
Jokes EtcRe: Making A Baby by mykali(m): 4:37pm On Oct 12, 2008
lysaa:
very correct

thats my mykalicious kiss
lysaacious lisa. how cloth? huh sorry, how body? grin
Jokes EtcRe: 8 Amazing Holes! by mykali(m): 4:24pm On Oct 12, 2008
all this small pikins wey dey thief dia papa money come browse nairaland. repent or die!!!!!! angry
SportsRe: Nigeria Versus Sierra Leone by mykali(m): 4:04pm On Oct 12, 2008
good result. yobo is getting too rusty. and he concedes own goals nowadays as if its a normal thing. he should sit up cuz adeleye and nwaneri are waiting in the ranks.

someone said something about odiah being the new jay jay and playing midfield for the eagles. is that a plausible idea or just plain ridiculous.huh?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The King? by mykali(m): 6:18pm On Oct 10, 2008
@topic

who made MILLA kinghuh 
Jokes EtcRe: Jeovy Goes In by mykali(m): 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2008
the girls are hmmmmmhuh [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by mykali(m): 6:12pm On Oct 10, 2008
HALLELUJAH !!!

JAH JEHOVAH.
shocked shocked shocked shocked


INFO, HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE U KILLED WITH THAT THINGhuhhuh??
Forum GamesRe: Chat Whatever You Want: Cause Remember, You Are In Mugu Land by mykali(m): 6:10pm On Oct 10, 2008
hmmm

what side of the bed did i wake up from this morning?

did i even sleep on a bed?

where did i sleep?

who am i?

what am i doing here?

Jokes EtcRe: Free Haircut by mykali(m): 5:56pm On Oct 10, 2008
romade:
abeg who can help me with d contact details of SUGAR that usually performs at muson centre
errrmmm. what are u talking about?
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Oct 10, 2008
papa info. go and have ur nap. grin
SportsRe: Peter (the Nigeria Nightmare) Vs Vitali Kiltchko- Who Will Take The Crown? by mykali(m): 5:47pm On Oct 10, 2008
peter might win if klitchsco doesnt utilize his height advantage.
Jokes EtcRe: Arcani's Case In Court. by mykali(op): 5:43pm On Oct 10, 2008
gabrywyl:
Well yours is unhumorous now. Is your bom bom itchy or flaking now? undecided
the thing about my allergy is that it doesnt affect me. na only peeps like u e dey pain for body.  grin
clemcykul:
it has dandruff
ur bla bla bla regionhuh  shocked  shocked  shocked

infobaba:
And i have scabies shocked
[/color][color=#000099]i've told u to go for check up. its getting worse. e don dey go from ur nyash to ur brain
Jokes EtcRe: Poor Info :( by mykali(m): 5:34pm On Oct 10, 2008
poor info. go school na. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tufe! Come Back In Here! by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Oct 10, 2008
gabrywyl:
Yup, Sound like a Monkey alright undecided
what is ur fascination with monkeyz. ?
SportsRe: Nigeria Versus Sierra Leone by mykali(m): 5:32pm On Oct 10, 2008
nigeria should win it comprehensively.
Jokes EtcRe: A Real Prick by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Oct 10, 2008
looks like her very much. grin

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