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 Forum Games › Re: Start With The Last Word(yoruba Version) by mykali(m): 4:27pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
gbo kini? o wam be.  |
| Jokes Etc › The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(op): 4:21pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
info is a lawyer married to a woman named gabrywyl. but, he sleeps around. so, on an unfateful day, he does a call girl in his car and she unfortunately 4gets her panty in his car. and he doesnt know about it. so he gets home and gabbry comes out to welcome him with a hug and a kiss. as they get to the door he remembers something, ''honey, i forgot the K F C in the car, please go and bring it '' so she dashes of to the car and guess what she saw, a ladies panty. in mad rage and annoyance she tears the undies to unrecognizeable pieces and says to herself, ''i have caught him today, let me see how he'll deny this one.'' so she goes to him and confronts him with the issue with the pieces of panty in her hands. . . and the clever info looks at her with horror in his eyes and says . . ''oh my God. oh honey, do u remember that 10 million naira rape case i've been telling u about? this is the evidence that will prove everything. and look at what u've done to it. oh my GOD. do u know what u've just done? u've just thrown away 10 MILLION DOLLARS DARLING!!!!!''  |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 4:10pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
my logb?  |
| Jokes Etc › Something To Laugh About by mykali(op): 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
A CUCUMBER, AN OLIVE AND A D1CK. the trio are talking and the cuke says '' i hate my life, when i get big, fat and juicy, they cut me up and put me in salad'' the olive says ''that's nothing, when i get big, fat and juicy, they cut me up and put me on pizza'' the d1ck says '' you think ur sitation is bad? when i get big, fat and juicy, they put me in bag where i almost suffocate to death, they put me in a dark cave and leave me there till i throw up" *************************************************************************************** THE BLACK SHEEP a professor is sent to the darkest part of Afrika to live with a primitive tribe. he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math, science. one day, the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. the tribe is shocked and the chief pulls the professor aside and says ''look here! you're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gave birth to a white child. it doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!'' the prof replies ''No chief, u're mistaken. what u have here is a natural occurence, what in the civilized world is called an albino! look at that field over there, all of the sheep are white except for one black one. nature does this sometimes'' the chief was silent for a moment, then said ''tell u what? you don't say anything more about that sheep and i wount say anything about the white child okay?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by mykali(m): 4:54pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
that's wonderful. do u know i have amnesia? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Divorce Letter ! by mykali(m): 4:53pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
who is getting divorced again? |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 4:50pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
true talk. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: THE CURFEW by mykali(m): 4:48pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i dont dream. so. i am saying the truth. u guys are flirting. which is a good thing. |
| Forum Games › Re: Start With The Last Word(yoruba Version) by mykali(m): 4:46pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
rara ti kun. |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 4:40pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
neither do i like being on someones fuckn shit list |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by mykali(m): 4:38pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
its okay. how about urs? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by mykali(m): 4:33pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
lisa. how are u dear? are u still the nice little cutie u used to be? |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 4:33pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i'll think about it. |
| Forum Games › Re: Start With The Last Word(yoruba Version) by mykali(m): 4:26pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
wa for what? i dont really get what u guys are saying sha, but i love the game oh. enh, mombo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by mykali(m): 4:22pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
lysacious . |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 4:19pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: The Gun by mykali(m): 4:18pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
ok. i want to lick ice cream now. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by mykali(m): 4:14pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
sauron. leave us alone.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Double Trouble! by mykali(m): 4:01pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: THE CURFEW by mykali(m): 3:53pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
evrywhere i go i see u guys flirting. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Where Have Our Fellow Nairalanders Been? by mykali(m): 3:51pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i used to know a rat named c.base, has it been exterminated? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by mykali(m): 3:47pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by mykali(m): 3:41pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i can read, but i dont understand. can u type in simple english pls? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by mykali(m): 3:35pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
can u guys tell me whats going on here pls? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Not A Joke, But It Is Something That Could Encourage You To Like Jokes by mykali(m): 3:34pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
hmmmm. dating site? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(op): 3:19pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl:are u my friend? i can't remember that. infobaba:were is it. i'm allergic to errors.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Not A Joke, But It Is Something That Could Encourage You To Like Jokes by mykali(m): 10:17am On Oct 18, 2008 |
good educative sermon. |
| Forum Games › Re: Chat Whatever You Want: Cause Remember, You Are In Mugu Land by mykali(m): 10:12am On Oct 18, 2008 |
okay, show me the place. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by mykali(m): 10:10am On Oct 18, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by mykali(m): 10:09am On Oct 18, 2008 |
who? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by mykali(m): 10:09am On Oct 18, 2008 |
i did not know monkeys have developed the ability to type fluently? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I've Got Amnesia . . . by mykali(op): 10:08am On Oct 18, 2008 |
hmmm. i must go and conduct investigation b4 i conclude if u are sexy and ''preety''. alright? |
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