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Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 10:56am On Sep 11, 2008
gabrywyl:
mykali. well, only if I come back from offshore, than I will be online otherwise I will be at sea. How body?
body is okay. how is life offshore, hope u dey chop enuff shark fish soup and octopus eye stew. dont get too fat o!!! grin

femexLov:
You Guys are genius.keep it up cus u amazed me with this formula&how it was analysed smiley
are u lost? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 10:50am On Sep 11, 2008
and after you're done, u'll be flogged 364 strokes ok kobokohuh angry grin
Jokes EtcRe: . by mykali(m): 10:49am On Sep 11, 2008
did y'all hear that i'm laughing my ass out at ur posts. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Why Does It Smell? by mykali(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2008
clemcykul:
*comes in views the thread, exits via a nearby window, bla bla bla hangs in the process embarassed*



cbase bring back my boxers!
lmao. cbase, why u dey allow clems waka without boxers. brin the thin sharp sharp. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Here I Am If You Wanna Beat Up On Me by mykali(m): 9:04pm On Sep 10, 2008
Cayon:
lysaa:

with all due respect I have no idea what you wrote with the exception of the first sentence. I for one cannot read or write gibbrish huh
oyinbo rekpete grin


n-guage:
It's not called gibberish, its called West African Pidgin English. Do the knowledge.
nor mind am. she dey from janded chik. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 9:02pm On Sep 10, 2008
Abbygyal:
yh dey call u sugar cane love?? good for u and u still call them bitches?? girls don suffer!
and dnt be sure i would do d same! good luck in screwing the bitches!
grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2008
gabby, are u finally back?

info, this ur madness don dey escalate oh. berra go and retrieve ur reservation at yaba extension.
Jokes EtcRe: Why Does It Smell? by mykali(m): 5:54pm On Sep 07, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Henry Needs Male Nd Female Friends by mykali(m): 5:52pm On Sep 07, 2008
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Henry Needs Male Nd Female Friends by mykali(m): 5:51pm On Sep 07, 2008
info. i nor be homo. y dont u invite ur babe and let things go accordingly. wink cool
Jokes EtcRe: Here I Am If You Wanna Beat Up On Me by mykali(m): 5:45pm On Sep 07, 2008
@lysaa

long time


@manickal

na u spoil mehuh
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent Question! by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2008
ibkaye has gone kolomental again o.
Jokes EtcRe: Here I Am If You Wanna Beat Up On Me by mykali(m): 5:36pm On Sep 07, 2008
ibkaye:
am sure she will prefer you beating her up instead lipsrsealed shocked





grin
na because u never experience the kiss b4? spanish kiss is more romantic than french kiss o. if u want practicals, i'm always here to give u. (no strings attatched) grin
Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:30pm On Sep 07, 2008
infobaba:
All this for me? shocked
na u dey answer cayon ni? wetin concern u sef. i don dey suspect u too. shocked
manickal:
info, i don dey suspect you since, now i don confirm am say u be *******. lipsrsealed  tongue

@mykali

so you don jobless so tay u no fit humour yourself again. go and employ a clown to come to ya house na. my best advice be that o. grin
oya, i admit i'm jobless. no money to hire clown. how about i buy u on credit. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by mykali(m): 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2008
info,

na that your combination of cabin chest

and pot belly wey you don scatter with beer

na him you dey call sexyhuh cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Here I Am If You Wanna Beat Up On Me by mykali(m): 4:54pm On Sep 07, 2008
why da hell would i wanna beat you up?

dont u prefer a hug? or maybe a spanish kiss. kiss kiss grin
Jokes EtcRe: Henry Needs Male Nd Female Friends by mykali(m): 4:50pm On Sep 07, 2008
and the confused info. . . . tongue
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by mykali(m): 4:46pm On Sep 07, 2008
seen it before. but its as funny as ever. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Why Does It Smell? by mykali(m): 4:42pm On Sep 07, 2008
manickal:
grin

can't you guys geddit? him mouth too dey smell. na him he come here come find solution, abi pity. mumu boy. tongue
lol. true talk. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The King? by mykali(m): 4:39pm On Sep 07, 2008
ah ah. see oga sammy don carry the crown o!!! 22 votes shocked i hail you. o king of nairaland (paste and copy) jokes grin
Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 4:33pm On Sep 07, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

cayon, thanx Darling. for being the first volunteer to do this i'm giving u a big

[size=50pt] HUG[/size] and lots of kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Henry Needs Male Nd Female Friends by mykali(m): 4:20pm On Sep 07, 2008
the mysterious clem. huh
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by mykali(m): 4:06pm On Sep 07, 2008
infobaba:
Over my dead body grin
yhu don die like so. because i'm already over yhur dead body bro. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 9:06pm On Sep 06, 2008
oyaletor, wetin be ya problem sef?. yhu chop shit? guy go and sleep nahuh
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Text Messages by mykali(m): 9:03pm On Sep 06, 2008
GUY. I BUY THIS TIME O. U GO PAY ME BACKhuh angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Wonders by mykali(m): 8:51pm On Sep 06, 2008
Oyaletor:
snores
get a bed. angry

Cayon:
@myk:

Now why would you say that? What? I am not suppose to give my honest opinion?
you are my dear. but the joke was as simple as it looked. didnt need much explanation. you should know that. wink cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Krazy People Here by mykali(m): 8:47pm On Sep 06, 2008
that wan no reach my own.


today. one goat wey dey always wander around my street come enter my compound begin chop my flowers. as i say make i pursue the goat, im look me with bad eye come talk in fluent english

''hey, mr whatever. don't yhu see i'm trying to eat here, and i am not on heat. , go look for a dog to do your thing and leave me in peace. all righthuh''

inside my own househuh?
Jokes EtcRe: I Resign by mykali(m): 8:41pm On Sep 06, 2008
abeg, my eyes do not want to see any wor wor thing today. no post am. we know say yhu nor fine. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2008
no wonder yhu say yhu be solja b4 b4. yhu don too see fyte.
Jokes EtcRe: Slept With Twin Sister by mykali(m): 8:27pm On Sep 06, 2008
fbase

bro. i dint mention money o. maybe if the poster is a she. . . .then i can get paid in kind. what do u think? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Dumb Phone In Nigeria by mykali(m): 8:23pm On Sep 06, 2008
idiot. angry

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