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tufe wetin u dey yarn sef? ![]() studio i have been that way since conception. |
all of the above ![]() |
studio, which kain bad belle u get 4 me sef. you no hear say i dey launch my beer company. wetin wan make me drink garri na? the money will be too much, as far as people like cbase, jeovy, info, tufe, clemcy, gabby dey exist, i will never run out of business. ![]() |
ask am again, ![]() |
guy close ya mouth, u don chop today. *gives him a plate of leftover beans* oya, take chop. |
studio, u nor see wetin dan1luv do b4 me. why na only me u see, my own is even sensible. ![]() |
guys, i know u all like me. ![]() girls, i believe u all love me. my birthday is coming up on sunday da 14th. so, i am appointing Gabby party planner. make sure everything is set for my bash on sunday. enough henny, weed, monkey tail, schnapp, palmie, paw paw leave (for the strong heads like tufe and cbase), and enough babes for the guys and vice versa. i will also officially launch my beer brand, Mykali Beer Inc. and everybody will take a crate of 30 bottles. so u guys should come with ya dancing shoes and your beer bellies |
chei. igbo (weed) man, ur burial. . . sorry, buff day na today? i nor know o. september 11. spooooooky. u and terrorism dey share birthday any ways, many happy returns. [size=30pt]HIP! HIP!! HIP!!! [/size] [size=55pt]HURRAAAAAY. !!!!!![/size] |
@post wetin cwna mean sef @ swahilians ghuoy hterf bhunbutu huoi ghariganchau uhgku ughku, sumbutu wa hi yakyakyaka shajka shaka bermudiangulastam. ?? ![]() |
oyaletor, u know i am the iminent bodyguard here, i will not hesitate to throw u out of here if the king rejects ur application again. lets watch and see. ![]() |
REMIX. i wanted to laugh na, really. please post another one. i wount leave u alone till i laugh o. ![]() |
lysaa. tell me its not true. ![]() |
offtopic. this is the longest lasting thread so far, with the one word association post. |
tammyswits:you well at all? |
oga sammy, this wan wey u never decide who ya queen is, i hereby declare my self the ''loyal'' bodyguard of ya harem of wives, concubines, mistresses, and ex-wives/concubines/mistresses. that is all i ask of u, my lord. simple. 1. i will make sure they all look fresh and supple each day 2. i will make sure i satisfy the sex starved ones among them when your higness is not fit to perform 3. i will make sure they do not lack anything. 4. i will make sure they are well protected from the prying eyes of ya Hot council of elders. 5. finally, i will make sure they all conceive and give birth to healthy ,well built boys who will take over your kingdom when u are gone and give it to me. oh king david, may u live 4 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *coughs and cries and farts and rolls on the floor and. . . * ![]() |
chioya, u pweeeety well well. ![]() |
tammyswits:drink a bottle of mykali beer to clear ur thots. |
danny, the day u change ur name to lysaa, and u have boobs i go carry u as well. ![]() |
@poster the day u do surgery and remove ur female lumps, u will be free at last. |
bored. . . . ![]() |
Gamine:oh. . . .sorry. @topic. the adventures of Gamine in wonderland. |
lysaa dear, u want to go shopping.? please, tell me anything u want, i go buy am. ![]() |
gabby, you get mind post ''my'' passport for this thread abi. ? no worry, ya time dey come. ![]() |
the bible says love ya neybor as yaself. u wan disobey bible ni? |
gabrywyl:a man cannot be a concubine. that ''title'' is reserved for women alone. so, tufe is prolly ur net hubby. abi? |
@ poster if u live close to trans amadi, take a bike to the old post office (NIPOST) behind high court. its beside a filling station opposite the NIPOST building. how much u go pay me? |
mehn, i never knew senseless gibberish attracted so much attention. which kain thread be this ni? ![]() |
soccer? ![]() |
which kitchen. ibkaye aint old enuff to open the door to a kitchen, talkless of owning a kitchen. chicken kitchen. tongue twister |
gilgee, maybe he's blind, can u help him out? |
@ topic nigeria will be like this the day i become president. so lets start to fast and pray. its VERY possible. i use the Bank PHB dictionary u know. . . . ![]() |
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and your beer bellies

