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Jokes EtcRe: Happy Buffday To Cbase by mykali(m): 8:57pm On Sep 11, 2008
tufe

wetin u dey yarn sef? angry cheesy

studio


i have been that way since conception.
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by mykali(m): 8:54pm On Sep 11, 2008
all of the above angry
Jokes EtcRe: My Birth Day Bash. by mykali(op): 8:49pm On Sep 11, 2008
studio, which kain bad belle u get 4 me sef. you no hear say i dey launch my beer company. wetin wan make me drink garri na? the money will be too much, as far as people like cbase, jeovy, info, tufe, clemcy, gabby dey exist, i will never run out of business. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The King? by mykali(m): 8:45pm On Sep 11, 2008
ask am again,  angry
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 8:45pm On Sep 11, 2008
guy close ya mouth, u don chop today. *gives him a plate of leftover beans* oya, take chop.
Jokes EtcRe: Happy Buffday To Cbase by mykali(m): 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2008
studio, u nor see wetin dan1luv do b4 me. why na only me u see, my own is even sensible.  angry
Jokes EtcMy Birth Day Bash. by mykali(op): 8:37pm On Sep 11, 2008
guys, i know u all like me.   cool

girls, i believe u all love me.  grin

my birthday is coming up on sunday da 14th. so, i am appointing Gabby party planner. make sure everything is set for my bash on sunday.

enough henny, weed, monkey tail, schnapp, palmie, paw paw leave (for the strong heads like tufe and cbase), and enough babes for the guys and vice versa. i will also officially launch my beer brand, Mykali Beer Inc. and everybody will take a crate of 30 bottles.



so u guys should come with ya dancing shoes  huh and your beer bellies
Jokes EtcRe: Happy Buffday To Cbase by mykali(m): 8:28pm On Sep 11, 2008
chei. igbo (weed) man, ur burial. . . sorry, buff day na today? i nor know o. september 11. spooooooky. u and terrorism dey share birthdayhuh shocked shocked shocked

any ways, many happy returns.

[size=30pt]HIP! HIP!! HIP!!! [/size] [size=55pt]HURRAAAAAY. !!!!!![/size]
Jokes EtcRe: Cwna by mykali(m): 8:21pm On Sep 11, 2008
@post

wetin cwna mean sef

@ swahilians

ghuoy hterf bhunbutu huoi ghariganchau uhgku ughku, sumbutu wa hi yakyakyaka shajka shaka bermudiangulastam. huh?? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 8:19pm On Sep 11, 2008
oyaletor, u know i am the iminent bodyguard here, i will not hesitate to throw u out of here if the king rejects ur application again. lets watch and see. angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine This! by mykali(m): 8:11pm On Sep 11, 2008
REMIX. i wanted to laugh na, really. please post another one. i wount leave u alone till i laugh o. angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Who's Property Is This? by mykali(m): 7:58pm On Sep 11, 2008
lysaa. tell me its not true. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 6:46pm On Sep 11, 2008
offtopic. this is the longest lasting thread so far, with the one word association post.
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 6:42pm On Sep 11, 2008
tammyswits:
*Faints*
you well at all?
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:40pm On Sep 11, 2008
oga sammy, this wan wey u never decide who ya queen is, i hereby declare my self the ''loyal'' bodyguard of ya harem of wives, concubines, mistresses, and ex-wives/concubines/mistresses. that is all i ask of u, my lord. simple.

1. i will make sure they all look fresh and supple each day

2. i will make sure i satisfy the sex starved ones among them when your higness is not fit to perform

3. i will make sure they  do not lack anything.

4. i will make sure they are well protected from the prying eyes of ya Hot council of elders.

5. finally, i will make sure they all conceive and give birth to healthy ,well built boys who will take over your kingdom when u are gone and give it to me.

oh king david, may u live 4 3 days ever. . . . .  grin  grin  grin
Jokes EtcRe: From A Mother With Love by mykali(m): 6:32pm On Sep 11, 2008
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *coughs and cries and farts and rolls on the floor and. . . * angry
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by mykali(m): 6:19pm On Sep 11, 2008
chioya, u pweeeety well well. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Here I Am If You Wanna Beat Up On Me by mykali(m): 6:18pm On Sep 11, 2008
tammyswits:
Huh!!
drink a bottle of mykali beer to clear ur thots.
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by mykali(m): 6:17pm On Sep 11, 2008
danny, the day u change ur name to lysaa, and u have boobs i go carry u as well. grin
Jokes EtcRe: I Hate It When Men Keep Looking At U Lustfully by mykali(m): 6:15pm On Sep 11, 2008
@poster

the day u do surgery and remove ur female lumps, u will be free at last.
Jokes EtcRe: Toto Blow Whistle by mykali(m): 6:13pm On Sep 11, 2008
bored. . . . sad
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by mykali(m): 6:10pm On Sep 11, 2008
Gamine:
@Mykali huh

Did i ever say they are on PS 2 undecided
oh. . . .sorry.

@topic.

the adventures of Gamine in wonderland.
Jokes EtcRe: Dear Girlfriend by mykali(m): 6:09pm On Sep 11, 2008
lysaa dear, u want to go shopping.? please, tell me anything u want, i go buy am. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Updated Passport Pictures Of Our Fellow Nairalanders by mykali(m): 6:08pm On Sep 11, 2008
gabby, you get mind post ''my'' passport for this thread abi. ? no worry, ya time dey come. angry
Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:57pm On Sep 11, 2008
the bible says love ya neybor as yaself. u wan disobey bible ni?
Jokes EtcRe: Tufe! Come Back In Here! by mykali(m): 5:50pm On Sep 11, 2008
gabrywyl:
Tufe be my first concubine on Nairaland ohhh. . . Thats why I gave him first
a man cannot be a concubine. that ''title'' is reserved for women alone. so, tufe is prolly ur net hubby. abi? shocked
GamingRe: Where Is Game World Located ? by mykali(m): 5:46pm On Sep 11, 2008
@ poster

if u live close to trans amadi, take a bike to the old post office (NIPOST) behind high court. its beside a filling station opposite the NIPOST building.

how much u go pay me?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 5:43pm On Sep 11, 2008
mehn, i never knew senseless gibberish attracted so much attention. which kain thread be this ni? sad
GamingRe: The Best Game by mykali(m): 5:41pm On Sep 11, 2008
soccer? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Urgent Question! by mykali(m): 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2008
which kitchen. ibkaye aint old enuff to open the door to a kitchen, talkless of owning a kitchen.

chicken kitchen. tongue twister
Jokes EtcRe: Humour Me! by mykali(op): 5:37pm On Sep 11, 2008
gilgee, maybe he's blind, can u help him out?
PoliticsRe: Imagine This Kind Of Nigeria by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Sep 11, 2008
@ topic

nigeria will be like this the day i become president. so lets start to fast and pray. its VERY possible. i use the Bank PHB dictionary u know. . . . grin

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