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 Jokes Etc › Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by mykali(m): 6:22pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Cayon:what could u possibly want that ain't listed above?  |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
why are u guys filling the whole place up wit USA this USA that.? and nuffn about 9JA . . . .     |
| Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:19pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Mummy B |
| Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by mykali(m): 6:16pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
ori-ginger |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Something Funny by mykali(op): 6:13pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
65,000$ Question Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question. Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow. "Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK." Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon." After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" she cried excitedly. "OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' " The couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber. At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly. So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big question. "Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds." "Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. " Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the heart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning, " "That's close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!" |
| Jokes Etc › Something Funny by mykali(op): 6:07pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Olympic Condoms A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!" *************************************************************************** Grandma Loves Oranges A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by mykali(m): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
i'm dying for a cup of cappucino ryte now. do u think i can have some of urs . . . . . . . . .?  |
| Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by mykali(m): 7:08pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
ogbono felle felle , . . . . .dbanj alhaji alhaji alhaji |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen Come Take Off by mykali(m): 7:05pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
manickal, bro. u should really take time off nairaland and comeback when your head is really cooled down. take your mind off this and forget u ever posted here. case closed . . . .? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 7:01pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
guys, have u heard? the ant is in the hole, and the bicycle has come out of the pot, despite the fact that the see_horse was getting a tan in the moonlight. i hope am making sence. . . . . |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by mykali(m): 6:55pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
i dont have a conscience. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Walaihi : Jeovy Bleep Up. by mykali(m): 6:51pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
very bad advice. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by mykali(m): 6:49pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
Cayon:its in the first post. and its just 2 things compared to what u chix want. |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by mykali(m): 6:45pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
other people are drinking Baccardi, and u are drinking ''Biccardi'' no wonder u look so . . . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Clemcykul! I Love You! by mykali(m): 6:43pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
this matter has not been resolved yet. ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fine Boy Equlibrium by mykali(m): 6:36pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
@ibkaye, who's nipple are u lol'ing at? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
Cayon:no matter what, a girl aint ready to do up to 40% of what guys want. thats cheating, aint it? |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 6:32pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
last person to post here is . . . . . . . next poster please. |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 6:07pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
what tha f . . . . .? newbie in the making |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by mykali(m): 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
@cayon, nigerians are not hitmen. nice joke though.  |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 6:02pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
i timmfikk:please, interpret. still last. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekids Failed Cloning Test by mykali(op): 6:01pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
do u happen to know where saucekid is? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Make A Woman Happy! by mykali(m): 6:00pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
folahann:How can u endorse this isht.? more like signing ur slavery contract. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by mykali(m): 5:52pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
Hannibal:this one is sure to enter the blood. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by mykali(m): 5:34pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
well, the post says ''please dont laugh loud'', and this is one of the posts i've seen that truly deserves its name. |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
last |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
Ruby_Pearl:hmmmm, Chinese friend? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekids Failed Cloning Test by mykali(op): 5:22pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
i thought saucy was ur pal, din't u join him in the experiment.? |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 5:13pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
last |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by mykali(m): 5:10pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
me me me me . . . .last. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekids Failed Cloning Test by mykali(op): 5:09pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
infobaba:are u sure about that info . . . .? |
cus that transformation technology no just fit me 
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