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 Jokes Etc › Re: The "F" WORD........... by mykali(m): 5:59pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
see how ina carry kolomentalism full the whole thread. enh ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Toto Blow Whistle by mykali(m): 4:20pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
why u no go 4get, when u were busy doing bla bla bla   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Everybody by mykali(m): 4:19pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
and i thought i'd seen enuff.  [/color][color=#990000] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Am A Married Man by mykali(m): 4:14pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Oyaletor:u sabi lie. which day u screw chioya? even if she open leg for u sef. ur tololo is too small for action . . . .  [color=#990000][/color] |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by mykali(m): 3:54pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
mogbonofelifeli |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The "F" WORD........... by mykali(m): 3:44pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
chioya:wetin happen? u guys really brought this thread back to life. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Toto Blow Whistle by mykali(m): 3:28pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
finally finally, something has to happen. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Yer Ribs by mykali(m): 3:17pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
manickal since u nor fit crack my steel ribs, i think i should crack urs. . . . Hot parrots.This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship the Lord." "Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" |
| Jokes Etc › Little Johnny Goes To Catholic School by mykali(op): 3:05pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Catholic School Little johnny's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, everything. Finally, they enrolled him in the local Catholic school. The very first day, he came home with a very serious look on his face, went straight to his room, and started studying. His mother was amazed. Books and paper were spread out everywhere and Little johnny was hard at work. As soon as dinner was through, he marched right back up to his room without a word and studied some more. This went on for weeks until Little johnny proudly brought home his report card and showed it to his parents: An A in Math! "johnny! This is great! I'm so proud of you! Son, what was it? What helped motivate you? Was it the nuns?" Little johnny shook his head. "Well, then, was it the books? The discipline? The structure? The uniforms? What?" Little johnny looked at her and said, "Well, Mom, it's like this. When I saw that guy out in the lobby nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't screwing around!" 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 2:54pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
mehn, spongebob is really a wacko. see him magic stick na. e wan take style compete with ma own . . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by mykali(m): 2:52pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
ewwoooooh!!! nndia ejila ibo kuwashia this thread. chei, owu gini na e me ebe'a.? lol, sorry, i couldn't resist!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 2:04pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
ibkaye:na me u dey call oga gbegorun abi? i was only trying to be humorous, but u mistook it for som'n else. sorry if i offend u, maddam ibk. . . .  ibkaye:its no crime to have male friends, after all, i'm one of them. . . .abi na lie Oyaletor:there's nothin to retali8, she dey speak her mind, even if her mind no dey think the truth . me, i don advance pass space age o!!!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Yer Ribs by mykali(m): 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
manickal, were are u now? come and crack my ribs. . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Post-it-notes by mykali(m): 8:57pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
which vacation ni? i rather go to places like hawaii or the bahammas than a cliff. and gabby is not my wife. do u want my demise?. i heard her hubbie is extremely macho |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 8:52pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
loffers:chei, oga ''loafers'' sorry if i offended u. but i nor dey sell bread. ibkaye. u are just jumping from d**k to d**k after u go say u be virgin. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by mykali(m): 8:46pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
chi-baby, i dey hail o! na u be the new beauty queen? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Post-it-notes by mykali(m): 8:38pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
@ruby pearl are u tryn to dash me someone else's wife/chik/fiance/e.t.c ? hmmm, ur time dey come. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Offtopic! by mykali(m): 8:25pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
who is hungry here. ghana bread is available. . . . . |
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