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 Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Open This Thread by mykali(m): 8:26pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
i be the kettle, u be the pot . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: More Pictures :d:d by mykali(m): 8:24pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
nice pics. nice teeths too  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Open This Thread by mykali(m): 8:21pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
ibk is suffering from an overdose of her hubbys cum juice. she needs rehab, FAST. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saucekids Failed Cloning Test by mykali(op): 8:18pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
look at what ur hubby has gotten himself into, and u were there watching him. :P |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Open This Thread by mykali(m): 8:06pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
this one that loff is flying around. are we in an immature valentine seazn or wetin? |
| Jokes Etc › Saucekids Failed Cloning Test by mykali(op): 8:05pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
look at what happened to saucekid when he was trying to clone himself. i warned him not to.
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| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by mykali(m): 8:02pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
hey guys, ur search for nairalands most handsome guy is over. why, because he's typing this post. . . . . |
| Forum Games › Re: The Rhyming Game by mykali(m): 7:59pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
Hmmmmmmmm, page 419  @topic meatpies |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sexuality? Me And My Ex-chick Do Me I Do You! by mykali(m): 7:55pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
just seeing it 4 the 1st time and i'm like . . . . . .WWWWOOOOOWWWW!!! |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
ibukun, ori eh ti bajeh?  |
| Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by mykali(m): 7:38pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
do i look like i am? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Food For Thought by mykali(op): 7:34pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
thanx y'all |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Open This Thread by mykali(m): 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
ibkaye:ibkaye, what does that mean please. i hope say u no cuss me.   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by mykali(m): 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
:p |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Open This Thread by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
when saucekid was telling me that ibukun his wife was going crazee, i din't know it had come to this extent ahhhh, o ma se o. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibkaye: Why I Hate Soccer by mykali(m): 6:56pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
pope, welcome back, how did u enjoy ur ''pilgrimage'' to CAMBODIA? |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by mykali(m): 5:25pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
wonderful |
| Forum Games › Re: Comment On D User Id Of D Person Above U! by mykali(m): 2:36pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
ed the dread |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Women’s English by mykali(m): 2:11pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Nautillus:Hot all the time |
| Forum Games › Re: Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins by mykali(m): 1:56pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
wins a date with the poster maybe. . . . |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by mykali(m): 1:54pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
boring |
| Jokes Etc › Food For Thought by mykali(op): 1:50pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibkaye: Why I Hate Soccer by mykali(m): 1:38pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
FOD, very funny |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Women’s English by mykali(m): 1:34pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by mykali(m): 1:32pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
nobody's making nobody laugh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibkaye: Why I Hate Soccer by mykali(m): 1:31pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Mustay:which kain dictionary u dey use? |
| Jokes Etc › The Atheist by mykali(op): 1:28pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
in case u haven't seen this before An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He triped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord. Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen." |
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