₦airaland Forum

lalaboi: loool. I will laff taya if he flops this year again. . .

i hope he doesnt...it is becoming quite tiring to see him below me every season in the NFL. and to think that i finish below 25 every year

that is sure to change this season tho

coogar: but 12 out of 20 represents 60%
without man utd, would chelsea and man city even have the chance to play in europe? lemme give you a bit of history...when english clubs were banned in europe for 5 yrs and the coefficient of the english league went to the pits, it was the consistent performance of man utd in europe that gave the english league to start having more than 2 clubs competing for the champions league.....otherwise the premier league would have been like the scottish league or the russian league and abramovic/abu dhabi would never have
been interested. in a nutshell, united gave the other english clubs "life" when the whole europe forgot you guys existed....

on top of that, the revenue made from various tv deals are shared fairly proportionately so as not to create a wide gulf between the top teams and the mediocre teams of those days which include chelsea, man city, etc. you guys could have been zaragoza or real betis level without man utd in this league - so when you come to this hallowed thread, pay respect to your godfathers. in fela's tune - me and you no dey the same category!

Coogar...i agree say me and you no dey the same level. first of all, put a leash on that rabid dog who attacks the 'friends' of his masters.

and now to what i have to say, just because you have played an important part in a particular history of a particular league, doesn't make you an owner of that league.
ok...ok...i get it. Chelsea has no history, and so i have no right to chat about historical events with y'all, but now the point is, why can't y'all go have a League of your own and compete against yourselves? Manure vs Manure on every league day. no. that is not possible. in order to compete, you need other teams to show how strong you are. and as far as those teams have a right to compete in that league, they can also claim ownership to the league trophy if they happen to win it, no?

You people should change the title of the thread. it annoys the rest of us. that is the only reason i came to a thread which i usually avoid.

but if you don't, well...i'll only grumble and wait till the end of the season when another team wins 'your' league while you lot end trophyless again.

StarBoard: You're pathetic.
You ask a question a six-year old will be ashamed to even think of and now you're telling me my history.
Please go and play with your power-ranger toys in the nursery with your fellow Chelsea fans, the ones with their brains missing:1025,chelseabmw. . .
I don't have time for ninnies like you.
Your accomplice (ritchboy) whom you tried to goad into the dull argument has long abandoned the venture and you're still foaming at the anus.

i need not exchange abusive words with you, bro
i've been here long enough to know the people that matter around here. you obviously don't.

there is no amount of explanation you or coogar can give me here that will tell me why the EPL title belongs to you.
the mistake fate committed was that it had to let a human like you answer the question i asked the whole thread.
Ritchboy saw reason with my question. i dont give 12 fu[i]c[/i]ks if your team have won the league 12 times since the 'modern era'.

IF MANSCUM UNITED is such a gooood team, then they should win the damn league every damn season so that the other teams wouldn't bother competing!!!

tw[i]a[/i]t!!

chamotex: Props



Google it bro, google it

tehehehehe. what is going on in your head, son?

[size=15pt] "THIS IS OUR SEASON"[/size]

Those are the words of Sensei Uzumaki Mykali, the newly appointed manager of the newly revamped Mykaliz Destroyerz, previously known as Jinchuruki Fc, which used to be Drastik Measurez FC, which also used to be known as Kalizmatik FC in their first season in the Nairaland Fantasy Premier League. This very ambitious club has undergone a lot of changes in order to keep up with the BIG GUNS in the NFPL which include MUBZ FC, IKPUKULU MARINES, ENYIMBA FC, PROLIFIC COCKBLOCKERZ and CHAMOKAZIE PORNSTARS to name a few. The enigmatic Sensei had this to say when our reporters caught up with him just after one of his Intense Spiritual sessions at the local Shaolin Temple.

"I blame not the owners of the club, for they have been employing brainless and unqualified fo[i]o[/i]ls and id[i]i[/i]ots to manage the team in previous seasons. But now, they have me, and because of that, this season belongs to us. No more of all the unseriousness that ravaged the team before...they will all be trained to live in the Shaolin way. all the chakra they wasted in chasing and having unabashed se[i]x[/i]ual interc[i]o[/i]urse with numerous hook[i]e[/i]rs will be channeled towards achieving a win in every game we play this season. That, i assure you. We will break all the records that the League has ever known"

When asked on which teams he sees as possible threats to his aim of achieving this dizzying heights of greatness this season, his eyes turned bloodshot as he stared in the video cam and uttered these words

"There is no team in the league which can stand in our way, If they try it, we will destroy them. DESTROY THEM ALL!!!"

At the moment he said that, veins popping out his neck and all, we decided it was best to let the season begin and watch as everything pans out before our eyes. Inquiries were made as to why the club was named after its manager, and a source who definitely doesn't want his name revealed 'for fear of his life' told us that the Sensei had told the club's owners that the only reason he'll take the job is if the team is named after him. This source also told us that the Sensei was accepting no payment at all from the Club owners. The team being named after him was all the payment he would need.

FPL Magazine

StarBoard: And you're trying to let us know how intelligent you are by that infantile question and subsequent response?
Please crawl back into the earthen crevice you emerged from you nematode.
All these sill Chelsea fans and their myopic idiocy.

I see you are learning a lot from Coogar, your mentor.
He has tutored you well. Daft punk!

Ibime: Captain Amangala already achieved that last season. My past achievement is your future fantasy

you were once a newbie in the fantasy league too, my friend. mute thyself!!

StarBoard: The 1025-type trolls seem to be crawling out of West London.

I take no offence....considering the fact that you are trying to show the world the enormous amount of stupiidity you posses. Do carry on.

ritchboy: Why the animosity? The man asked a valid question.

It's not only an insult to every other club in the land but a delusion of the highest order to call it "our trophy" with even the slightest hint of "seriousness".

I'm sure some Liverpool fans were calling it "our trophy" back in 1990.

Finally Ritchboy says something that gladdens my heart.

I don't give a furious Bleep if y'all have won it every damn season since its inception...if the premiership title is yours to own, why do twenty teams compete for it every season?

Why isn't it called the Man Utd premier league instead of the Barclays premier league.

Damn twats!

What do you people mean when you say "our trophy?"

Like its your fuckn birthright?

duduspace: She did not finish higher than me in the H-2-H. You know very well that I Duduspace never speak without my facts.
And going by league finishes, after considerable investigation by a crack team including the great Sherlock Holmes brought back from his grave at great expense to me, I wld like Madame Mukinatu to explain in not so many words what kickbacks (in cash and in kind)she's received from the following 3 managers to enter them in the FA Cup ahead of me:

La Selecao managed by A11
Mykaliz Destroyerz by Uzumaki Mykal
MrPresidentXI by prince e.

I would not like to impugn a lady's character, but if she wants to end this washing of dirty linen in public, let her act honorably before I make more revelations that will expose the FA Cup as a sham.

NB: I'm open to an out of court settlement.

FYI, Monsieur Duduspace of Le'Arse. This is my fourth season in the Nairaland fantasy league. So I have earned the right to compete in the h2h FA cup. I might not be one helluva competition...but I am better than Mr Average...unlike most other managers I know.

So let me be and focus on earning your own spot

Teams like westbrom and Wigan are whipping boys every season. But they earned their place in the EPL. Better to be a whoop-asss in the EPL than to be the kings of the championship.

Ibime: @ Muki,

Its time to kick out some ninjas from H2H and let real players in!

I'm talking the likes of A-40, A-11, Wendoworld, MykalI and Dyabman.

Galacticos and such should have their spot held for em.

If you aint got the balls to hurt the aforementioned ninjas feelings, pass me the codes and lemme kick em out maself.

Ibime...for this singular act of disrespect for a fellow top manager in the FPL I will make sure the second part of my team name will be meted out on your team this coming season!!! I finished top 15 in the h2h last season by the way...only dropped off towards the end while I had my fingers grasping the 10th position. Be sure to face extremely stiff competition.

Thanks Mukina, for not listening to the phat Arrow.

eldee: I don't even want again...me Chief Double-star Chairman Revolutioniser of the FPL Association...you guys started H-2-H and didn't invite me?? Nah, I can't deal.

But I forgive you guys, if I don't get an email with the code in the next 24 hours, I'm deleting my EPL team. I'ma Gandhi on you suckers.

Have you finished killing curiosity?

otu_nne_gi: Kingdom of Doom H2H code 86630-228150

Kingdom of Doom League 86630-227643

This KOD league is one of the most difficult leagues to compete in. I no sure say na humans dey play that shii with me. I no dey ever do well for that league at all. But I will try again this year.

Y'all newbies should join this league and get tutored the hard way.

Ok good answers. I will root the phone. I just hope the Androidian gods are with me on this one and nothing goes wrong

Mustay. I tried renewing my bis plan but they tell me that i cannot do when im still under the usage period. Isn't there a way to cancel the contract?

Thanks Mustay

Is Mr Ibu's son

^^^ Have you seen his profile pic?? Damn ugly!!!

bemagnify: if u knw it pls post it......lets make nigeria forward:::::::::

LOOOOOL. so that is part of moving Nigeria forward?


Guys, if my Airtel social 1gig plan exhausted before the expiration date can I be able to do another one during that same usage period or do I need to reset like MTN does?

I wanna ask a question. What are the benefits of rooting your Android device? What are you going to enjoy that you are not already enjoying?

mukina2: league code sent



carling or fa cup?

i mistakenly sent Fa cup to you, nor just disgrace ya team.

Emi Carling cup keh? You must have me mistaken for another guy with a similar name

Muki if we check well I finished above you in h2h last season sef. I no know why you Dey make mouth.

Debosky, how much will you pay to get this stalker off your asss?

it is difficult to please Nigerians. no matter how hard you try

i wonder why we still call him Charly Boy when he has 12 GRANDCHILDREN

the man is insane, truth to that. but a person with MPD doesnt really know about the other personalities. he is faking it. or acting it.

4llerbuntu: Nope, i don't think so ooo. S3 and jellybean ke?


i really praise you guys and these cursive custom fonts. as much as they love-vendor up the phones, when it comes to actually doing stuff like editing docs, or reading text messages, twitter etc you understand why the default fonts are better. well sha una eyes still strong, emi ke!! font size 14 ni oooo

my fonts are normal...

you people are too broke and cannot afford him

cecegorz: I hope RIM will be sensible enough to take the new set of hardwares that will run this OS 10
to at least 2GB RAM of internal memory.
What is the sense in running heavy OS in devices of paltry 512MB Ram, the OS alone will max
up the space, by the time you install 1 or 2 apps, freezing becomes the order of the day.

Who wants to be pulling off battery/hard reset at this age

THIS WAS THE NIGHTMARE i experienced with the CURVE 5 that i bought and sold in a month. the LAST BLackberry i will ever use till JESUS descends from the sky.

RIM IS PHHUCKED!!!

aze: Sells like hot cakes. Just 4 entry level Droid users.
Still beta than nokia.

LOL

windows 8 is coming out soon...all you Android users will see FAYAAAAH!!!

this Android people sha....now wey i don dey enjoy ICS dem don carry Jelly Bean come out.

now my mind can never be at peace until i have that Upgrade on my G.note

the JellyBean will work on s3 right?

moonraker: Galaxy Note FTW!!!

FTW

oche419: Go for samsung galaxy note or S3

A GREAT CHOICE!!!