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RomanceRe: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by mykali(m): 4:41pm On Nov 17, 2010
@Mr Corks

I don't likes thisss. angry (no oofeinse)
What happuns too our spectacular type of Inglish?? This normalcy of yours will noo longer be assepted. You muust return too your old wayss at oonce. angry

Doo you nut knows you haves a Fan Club on Nairaland? We wants too sea more off your White Womens with Big Nyashes and Heavy thighs with Plenty Moineys threeads. . .Cheers!!! wink
RomanceRe: Which Type Of Girl Do You Prefer? by mykali(m): 4:16pm On Nov 17, 2010
I'll only go for option A if she agrees to go visit Dr 90210 . . .is that the right numba?
RomanceRe: True Love? by mykali(m): 4:14pm On Nov 17, 2010
How do you guys go about this issue of love? It really beats me. There's affection and there's attraction. But what tha heck is true love??
RomanceRe: Guys,how Do You React To Texts Msgs Of Toasters On Your Gf'phone by mykali(m): 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2010
goodsegs:
yeah.she doesnt pull away, sometimes she doest mind if i pick the calls but i dont anyway. she claimed to have told these guys dat she has a serious relationship.well,to my best of knowlege.she is very faithful to me. but it bothers me to know the number of men disturbing her.
So what are you gonna do? Lock her up? Or follow her everywhere she goes to make sure she doesn't flirt? You should be happy that she's beautiful enough to have so many admirers.

I know a joke about going for a very ugly chic bcuz you know say na only you get am. Maybe you prefer that. grin
RomanceRe: She Is Threatening Fire And Brimstones. (pls Help) by mykali(m): 3:35pm On Nov 17, 2010
ds700:
Omg, I thank God am here.

Am on my heels. (But she will soon start calling, i won't pick.)
No, don't run away just yet. Be the good friend, you hear?
B
Ut don't be surprised when you hear something like ''it is the two of them that did it. . .they r@ped me''
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 3:09pm On Nov 17, 2010
patwhizkid:
Errh. . .has mykali cork gots moineys and 32inches horse power? If he does, truss me, i'll loffs him.
cheers!!!
It seems you are underates me. I have verry plenty moineys to splash on plenty womens. Truss me, i woun't disssapoints youu. I loff you verry mush becois you have verry big nyash. And i have 32inches power horse tooo. (can you handles that??) wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by mykali(m): 11:10am On Nov 17, 2010
Please, whatever Carlo wants to do, he should do. But let him never make the mistake of fielding PF in Central defence again. Bruma should be prepared to step up and be a Man. The days of him rotting in the reserves are over.
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 7:26am On Nov 17, 2010
@MissyB

Yesss, i love womens who have big nyashs verrry much. I am glads that you accepted my applicationss. Truss me, I wounn't disssapoints you. . .cheers!!! wink

@Patwizkid

Daddy cork is a past tense now.(no ofeinse) Mykali cork is the new 21 inches cork in town. grin
HealthRe: How Long Should Be Spent In The Bathroom? by mykali(m): 7:51pm On Nov 16, 2010
^^you've been scarce
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Nov 16, 2010
Missy ★ B:
If it nor be the real Mr. Cork, any other Cork is counterfeit until I pronounce it otherwise.

You may want to submit your 'Cork' monicker for benediction, though. tongue
Of cois . . .Of cois, i will be submitting my 'Cork' (moineyker) to you soons.

I haves a better inches of cork than Mr Cork do.(no oofeinse) Mine is 21inches, verry long and durables. Unlike Mr Corks and his loveness for only Yellow and White ladys, i likes Blue and Black Ladys too. I also having plenty Moineys more than Mr Cork (noo offeince) tongue

I wishes my applications can be granted. . .Cheers!!!
wink
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 2:57pm On Nov 16, 2010
Awwww. . .see how ladys are fighting over Corky sad *sobs*

I'm goina changes my name to Cork #2 (no oofeinse) tongue
HealthRe: How Long Should Be Spent In The Bathroom? by mykali(m): 2:46pm On Nov 16, 2010
ohaechesi:
why na, ok continue figuring out. meanwhile, we are already through with the topic grin grin   so stop dreaming man
You won't believe i had to go all the way to the 'Health Section' to find out if it was off limits.

EFCC1:
that is your ansa
i use 1 hour to shampoo my hair(s) alone. . .so that is not my 'ansa'
RomanceRe: Please I Need A Congratulatory Txt Msg 4 My Parents. by mykali(m): 2:36pm On Nov 16, 2010
^^lmao. . .you mean his folks are Nlders too? grin

@Nnamdi

Sometimes, when txt msgs are too long, it ends up appearing in the receivers phone with *some text missing* and they might not read everything you were trying to say. That's why i asked that question.

Anyways, wishing y'all the best.
WebmastersRe: I Choose To Take A Bow by mykali(m): 2:28pm On Nov 16, 2010
I'm a fish in strange waters here. . . grin

Dhtml, we miss you at AW. when are you gonna pop back in?
WebmastersRe: Facebook Email by mykali(m): 2:19pm On Nov 16, 2010
Hmm. . .interesting
RomanceRe: Please I Need A Congratulatory Txt Msg 4 My Parents. by mykali(m): 1:22pm On Nov 16, 2010
Mehn. . .are you gonna send that as a text or in a greeting card?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Meaning Of (lol) by mykali(m): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2010
^^rotf lmfao lwkmd . . .smh

@Op. . .you still got a lot to learn grin
HealthRe: How Long Should Be Spent In The Bathroom? by mykali(m): 1:11pm On Nov 16, 2010
I'm still trying to figure how 'romantic' this topic is. . .i'll brb wif my response

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