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@Mr Corks I don't likes thisss. (no oofeinse)What happuns too our spectacular type of Inglish?? This normalcy of yours will noo longer be assepted. You muust return too your old wayss at oonce. ![]() Doo you nut knows you haves a Fan Club on Nairaland? We wants too sea more off your White Womens with Big Nyashes and Heavy thighs with Plenty Moineys threeads. . .Cheers!!! |
I'll only go for option A if she agrees to go visit Dr 90210 . . .is that the right numba? |
How do you guys go about this issue of love? It really beats me. There's affection and there's attraction. But what tha heck is true love?? |
goodsegs:So what are you gonna do? Lock her up? Or follow her everywhere she goes to make sure she doesn't flirt? You should be happy that she's beautiful enough to have so many admirers. I know a joke about going for a very ugly chic bcuz you know say na only you get am. Maybe you prefer that. ![]() |
ds700:No, don't run away just yet. Be the good friend, you hear? B Ut don't be surprised when you hear something like ''it is the two of them that did it. . .they r@ped me'' |
patwhizkid:It seems you are underates me. I have verry plenty moineys to splash on plenty womens. Truss me, i woun't disssapoints youu. I loff you verry mush becois you have verry big nyash. And i have 32inches power horse tooo. (can you handles that??) |
Please, whatever Carlo wants to do, he should do. But let him never make the mistake of fielding PF in Central defence again. Bruma should be prepared to step up and be a Man. The days of him rotting in the reserves are over. |
@MissyB Yesss, i love womens who have big nyashs verrry much. I am glads that you accepted my applicationss. Truss me, I wounn't disssapoints you. . .cheers!!! ![]() @Patwizkid Daddy cork is a past tense now.(no ofeinse) Mykali cork is the new 21 inches cork in town. ![]() |
^^you've been scarce |
Missy ★ B:Of cois . . .Of cois, i will be submitting my 'Cork' (moineyker) to you soons. I haves a better inches of cork than Mr Cork do.(no oofeinse) Mine is 21inches, verry long and durables. Unlike Mr Corks and his loveness for only Yellow and White ladys, i likes Blue and Black Ladys too. I also having plenty Moineys more than Mr Cork (noo offeince) ![]() I wishes my applications can be granted. . .Cheers!!! ![]() |
Awwww. . .see how ladys are fighting over Corky *sobs*I'm goina changes my name to Cork #2 (no oofeinse) ![]() |
ohaechesi:You won't believe i had to go all the way to the 'Health Section' to find out if it was off limits. EFCC1:i use 1 hour to shampoo my hair(s) alone. . .so that is not my 'ansa' |
^^lmao. . .you mean his folks are Nlders too? ![]() @Nnamdi Sometimes, when txt msgs are too long, it ends up appearing in the receivers phone with *some text missing* and they might not read everything you were trying to say. That's why i asked that question. Anyways, wishing y'all the best. |
I'm a fish in strange waters here. . . ![]() Dhtml, we miss you at AW. when are you gonna pop back in? |
Hmm. . .interesting |
Mehn. . .are you gonna send that as a text or in a greeting card? |
^^rotf lmfao lwkmd . . .smh @Op. . .you still got a lot to learn ![]() |
I'm still trying to figure how 'romantic' this topic is. . .i'll brb wif my response |
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(no oofeinse)


*sobs*