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Tattoos are nice when moderately done. plan to get one done on my left shoulder blade. . . The Chelsea Emblem.

OldSync. . .?? Hehehe. Where'z you been, homey?

She's been pitying him for 3 years? Then She ain't serious about leaving.

Dump his azz and issue him a police restraint to stay away. What's so difficult?

7 or 8. Not very sure

Monday night rap. . .

Check. . .

i've got mad skills like a 'samba' baller/and i've got my 'Mic On'/
where's the throne/ that'z where you gotta seat the Myk on
They living in darkness/ i step in/ it's like they put the lights on/
y'all know this game can never stay same the day that i'm gone/
they say my rap's so bland/ that i'm nuthin more than ordinary/
Like i give a phuck if y'all are monks in rap seminary. . .?/
i don't live off this shiit/ these lines don't pay me no salary/
not gonna bless no tracks and be just another fuckn wannabe/
But still i wannabe/ as lyrical as Ibime or DBR/
flow deep like Sauron/ and drop lines that's subliminal/
be as Wize as Street' was/ or maybe quite as similar/
and if I can't/ it's over dude/ let the Lord just kill me now. //

Hehehe

It's funny how I deliberately left Tevez in my team despite him being doubtful. And he went ahead to cop 8pts.

Tomorrow's GW12. I hope all my opponents don't know about this and forget to tune their teams. . .i might as well killed that hope with this post.

(1) Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with?
. . .yeah. lots of 'em

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night
. . .First thing in the morning makes my day great. Also hav a thing for midnight sessions.

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
. . .not yet

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
. . .never been that broke

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
  . . .depends on her. I've done both.

(6)Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
. . .if i wanted a log of wood in my bed, i'll go to the timber factory

(7) Do you love someone on NL?
. . .like WTF

( Love or Money?
. . .i'm an atheist to love, gimme the paper joor

(9) Credit cards or cash?
. . .i'm a Nigerian. . .gimme the Ghana Must Go

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
. . .what are those??

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
. . .i don't like the sound of crickets and monkeys. Let's go to Dubai.

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
. . .errrm. . .in a car??

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
. . .i love my hair do man. Gorimakpa no be 'hair' do.

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
. . .almost. Changed my mind at the front door.

(15) Ever been to a bar?
. . .like singing the national anthem.

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
. . .a bar, never. A club, once. But i won't say I was 'kicked out'. . .i was 'ushered out' hehehe

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
. . .yeah, in my early days.

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
. . .hmm. Now how is that done?

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
. . .my shower is in my bathroom. . .duh

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
. . .yeah. Won't go into the gruesome details

(21) Ever been to an adult store?
. . .go find wetin?

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
. . .that i don't already have?

(23) Have you been caught having sex?
. . .Yeah. my roomy barged in on us way back in Uni.

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
. . .i'm suspecting one or two persons.

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?

. . .never been that Hot.

(26)Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
. . .anybody can. It's a free forum.

Why is nobody blaming Ancelotti for leaving a fit Drogba on the bench?

The second half was better because Drogba was introduced right??

How the bloody phuck does a coach bench his best striker when he's playing Liverpool at ANFIELD. . .ANFIELD for chrissakes??

Double BLEEEEEP!!!

Upon say i copped only 43 points (35 after 2 transfers) see how FPL just dey baptize me with green arrows. Which means most others copped worse points than mine.

Did i see a team with just 5 points after transfers?? Make i check again.

Meanwhile. . .Carlo Ancelotti is a BUNKUM!!!

Arsenal's defense won't hold for long