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Sunday Morning Sermon. . .lol

check. . .

These niggaz wanna be totting gunz and pointing pistolz/
they claim they're street disciples/but they ain't read no epistles/
I'm like a Mortar/ spit bombs and hear it Pound on 'em like Pestles/
dead bodies everywhere iz what i see when the dust settles/
Always on top/ these niggaz can never see 'Me Low' like Nestle/
i aint Clooney/ 'Jokerz' 'Jugde' me/ wanna know who the 'Best' be/
don't vex me/ y'all who'z wise enough would not tempt me/
cuz i'm deadly/ end ya bloodsuckin' lives like Wesley/
Niggaz please/ i'm allergic to you wack rapperz/
i'm always in front of yous/ y'all are just back stabberz/
so i'm looking over my shoulders/ tryna stay safe/
but when i attack/ phuck the rubbers/ i don't play safe/
if this rap is a game. . . .then i'm wrecking the console/
Rip the guts out/. . .leave it with an empty torso/
My brain stream thoughts/ itz the reason why i flow so/
9 barz on the mic so now they think i'm faking Modo/
But i'm known to/. . .never 'Decay' like Tonto/
still it's my 'act' that this biitches are prone to/
you wanna battle? Or iz it ya Mom you wanna run home to??/
bring the beef/i ain't a dog/ who'z you throwin that bone to?//

@Ibime

Which one of those mad lines should i quote? Mehn. . .gimme your YIM joor. let's do business. Next time you wanna waste mad punchlines like these meant for a battle, consider 'selling' them to me first.

I saw your 'advice' on KoolG Rap. . .thanx bro.

bashy_demy:
you dont need to be sad

clemcykul:
afterall poverty no dey kill

Studio CFR:
tis endurable

Hahahaha. . .una nor well

Bandely, how did you manage to have Kevin Davies in your team? 16points no be beans oh. Thank goodness he ain't your skipper, you for don murder me for H2H.

chamotex:
How many transfers?

I just replaced Bramble with Ivanovic
And Craddock with Jagielka. . .for now
Earlier, I used my free transfer to kick out Berbasulk and got Elmander in. At least, that was a good buy. 5 points is better than none.

But I've still got Tevez, Nani and VdV rotting on the bench.

With midweek fixtures coming. . .i smell a points haul for Abuloma Boizzz.

What's with these politicians and creating Committees and Sub-committees under those committees??

Just implement the damn thing and start paying it.

Here's hoping we remain 5 points clear at the top come Monday morning. Midweek fixtures coming up fast now. We need to hold strong.

Elmohamady did me good.
Elmander didn't do so bad

The rest for today just flunked.

But my grandpa'z shrine tells me Drogba bought a new Hat Trick Boot. . .

That Bale of a dude blows hot and cold.

Hot when he's not in my team

Cold when he's In.

Elmander abi udondeymadt??
Out of 4 goals you couldn't score one.

Wetin I go carry one miserable assist do for this kain week?

@wendo

It seems you don't know the rules. Any player that's been in your team for a while and is tranfered out becomes more expensive when you wanna try and re-buy them.

^^

Mehn. . .what am i saw??

lmao. Makes me remember this ajepako poem we used to recite

''one boy carry kpomo for him head. . .''

Bloody Scousers. . .we'll whoop your ass so Red you'll wanna turn Blue

This week is dead.

if i make 5 transfers, that's minus 20, and i might not even make up to 40pts this week. So i'm not gonna touch my team. Whatever they make is better than losing 20 points on transfers and the incoming players just earning 2 appearance points.

transfers = -4 X 5 = -20
Incoming players = 2 X 5 = 10. . .probably

What's the difference?? It's better i don't transfer at all and let this week just pass by

Although there's a probability that one of the incoming blokes might hit me a jackpot. . .but if he ain't me captain, that won't really matter.

Chelsea will win.

didn't know MC 'Spanner' still made music.
Dissing JayZ ?? Very funny.

, me too sabi spit oh   

make i just throw one freestyle

check. . .

mykali'z back in here/. . . to rap wiv flair
i show up and see these niggaz scamp wiv fear//
they nod they heads and agree as i declare
that i'm a king in here/ who iz it that myk won't dare??//
i'm packed wiv 'flair'/ so i bring the 'light' in here
niggaz who'z battled me now live in dark despair//
cuz i attacked wiv spears/ lyrical swords hacked & seared
they heads off. . .and everybody laughed & jeered//
i'm a monsta/. . . . some sayz i'm a lyrical puncher
cuz i leave ya body bruised like we in physical combat//
whatever ye say you done/ nigga i visibly done that
'intellectually' you'z 'behind' me/ you pitiful ''dumb azz''//

mehn. . .that's the best i can do for now sha. . .lol