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TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria Bashed (Or Exposed?) Again On American TV - CSI On CBS by mykali(m): 1:28pm On Nov 05, 2010
the 'good' results of ReBranding??
SportsRe: NFF Names Samson Siasia As Eagles Coach by mykali(m): 7:36am On Nov 05, 2010
. . .Finally
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 11:34pm On Nov 03, 2010
Even Van Der Vaart is doubtful.
Which means i've got just 7 players left to play. Hehehe. . .desperate times, mehn.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Champions League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 3:13pm On Nov 03, 2010
Jesus Wept. . .wetin dey happen huh

Am i still in this league or i've been kicked out for abandoning my team??

Wait oh. . .abeg, someone should whisper to me what my position is. just a whisper, please. Don't wanna be laughed at. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Spartak Moscow [4 - 1] On Wednesday 3rd November 2010 by mykali(m): 2:55pm On Nov 03, 2010
We've got a leg in the KO round already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL : AC Milan Vs Real Madrid [2 - 2] On Wednesday 3rd November 2010 by mykali(m): 2:47pm On Nov 03, 2010
Mourinho. . .back in San Siro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 2:25pm On Nov 03, 2010
mykali:
Last week was a disaster. I'm not even sure about this next gameweek.

Cuz i've gotta make like 4 compulsory transfers outside my weekly free transfer.

Craddock - Injury
Tevez - Injury
Bramble - Red card
Berbatov - wack

So this means my captain for nextweek gotta be scoring 25 points before multiplication. . .or i'm ''throwing in the towel'' tongue
Hehehe. . .now add Nani to that list.

This week's fixtures should be postponed. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Van Der Vaart And Sneijder Begin Twitter Battle by mykali(m): 2:20pm On Nov 03, 2010
manmustwac:
Your gut feeling was correct. Can you please tell me what your gut feeling will be for our game away to bolton on saturday? smiley
grin grin grin . . .hey, i now have Octopus Paul's brains for guts enh??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Van Der Vaart And Sneijder Begin Twitter Battle by mykali(m): 9:47pm On Nov 02, 2010
Van Der Vaart already having the first laugh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 2:46pm On Nov 02, 2010
Last week was a disaster. I'm not even sure about this next gameweek.

Cuz i've gotta make like 4 compulsory transfers outside my weekly free transfer.

Craddock - Injury
Tevez - Injury
Bramble - Red card
Berbatov - wack

So this means my captain for nextweek gotta be scoring 25 points before multiplication. . .or i'm ''throwing in the towel'' tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Van Der Vaart And Sneijder Begin Twitter Battle by mykali(m): 2:28pm On Nov 02, 2010
Benitez will bring shame to Inter on English soil. My gut feels so. . .
Music/RadioRe: Anyone Like Enya by mykali(m): 10:52pm On Nov 01, 2010
I listen to her songs when i wanna jot down dark lyrics. . .quite helpful
HealthRe: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by mykali(m): 10:36pm On Nov 01, 2010
. . .i knew i was mad. I just needed confirmation.
Music/RadioRe: We're Rocking Ruggedman's New Album Art But What Is He Depicting? by mykali(m): 7:29pm On Nov 01, 2010
Great Album art, so he ain't retired yet??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 8:42pm On Oct 31, 2010
I'd always known Bramble was a disaster waiting to happen. -4 points?? In a week where i've not gotten up to 40??

PRESS RELEASE. . .

The following players have been released by Abuloma Boiz FC for their incompetence and lack of points 'grabbing' abilities. . .

Dimitar Berbatov
Titus Bramble

Team manager, Prince Dr. TamunoMykali Ben-Jackson had this to say following the events. . . ''i am totally disappointed in the duo. Especially the striker. How can you cost so much and contribute nothing to the team? He's too slow for the type of foootball we play here. We don't need him anymore''

More News about this will be published soon. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Oct 31, 2010
This Nolan of a guy enh. . .
I had that thick ass'd mofo in my team for weeks and he couldn't do nada. Now the mugu dey mutiply my oponents points. 20 points multiplied by 2 don finish me already, and the same guy still get Nani and Dempsey for him team. . .

I give up. sad
Music/RadioRe: "where The F*** Is Kanye When You Need Him" By Eminem by mykali(m): 9:13pm On Oct 30, 2010
@OP

You obviously don't know Em and his rap.

Someone that openly dissed George Bush in his rap. . .he can fuckn call anybody he wants. I don't think he was throwin' a jab at Kanye anyways. It's just a mention.
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by mykali(m): 8:42pm On Oct 30, 2010
@DBR

I get the hang of it now. It's all good bruv.

@Ofoki

Guy, go chop HOT yam. . . tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2010
Chei. . .Naniiiii 14points!!! shocked shocked shocked


Why did i not give this guy Captain band??

28points just zoomed past me. . . sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello Inked_nerd by mykali(m): 7:18pm On Oct 30, 2010
But the OP didn't state his reason for wanting to meet Inked.
Why'z y'all jumpin' to conclusions. He might just wanna enroll for a Guidance and Counnselling 'session' with her. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by mykali(m): 6:21pm On Oct 30, 2010
I dey vexxxxx angry

The best Captain Nasri could do for me was hit the bleepin' post. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Blackburn Rovers Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 30th October 2010 by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Oct 30, 2010
I said it. . . I said we won't be having an easy game. I just needed those 3 points. I'm glad we got them.
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by mykali(m): 11:04am On Oct 30, 2010
DBR:
@Mykali
Dunno your idea of wordplay but that was still a wordplay. .lol.
U don't agree? smiley

oNe
DBR. . .i'm browsing wif my phone now, i coulda dug up n' showed you different Bonaparte wordplays most textcz in NL have used.

Sauron has used it, Ibime has used it, even I myself used it once.

This is my own version. . .

''My opinion'z a Franc thought/ like i'm Napoleon/
Put the 'Bone/Apart' and bring me pure BEEF/ i'm Stark like Tony on. . .''

And i think Sauron's line went something like this. . .

''call me a chiropractor for Napoleon/ the way i pull his Bone-Apart''

IMO, a wordplay should sound almost the same. But the 'L' in Blownapart doesn't really make it a wordplay on Bonaparte. Maybe i've got the whole wordplay issue wrong. . .cuz i'm not really into it. I just spilled my thoughts on the matter. . .the way i saw it.
Rap BattlesRe: *********WARCRAFT: Armageddon II (Ibime V DBR) ********** by mykali(m): 9:31am On Oct 30, 2010
@DBR

Okay. . .i take it you weren't tryna wordplay. So it's all good.

@O4kaa

Ya fada yansh grin
Rap BattlesRe: Whats Your Story? by mykali(m): 8:55am On Oct 30, 2010
it's very obvious that Sauron has a very dark mind. . .hmmm

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