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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NPC Launches E-recruitment Portal For 2023 Census by myke92(m): 8:08am On Mar 29, 2023
Sikay19:

The site for new applications. You can only continue or edit your application.



Although, you may buy NPC ID .

Na wa

Which one is "Buy NPC ID"..?

Okay.. Bros, Are you selling.?

I would like to buy undecided
Education / Re: Apply For 2022/2023 PTDF Overseas Postgraduate Scholarship Scheme by myke92(m): 1:53pm On Feb 16, 2023
lightihenna:
Please, in a situation that someone was awarded both the local and oversea scholarship at the same time, what will the person do? Accept both? Or reject one? Or explaining to the scheme that you have one already so as not to complicate issues.

Wait.. What.?

How is it possible for someone to get both the OSS and LSS.?

Or, is it a glitch..?

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by myke92(m): 3:36pm On Feb 03, 2023
paradigmshift:
thanks boss, you are good.. I didn't see 5g only.. only saw other options like LTE only, wcdma, gsm...

Okay..

You can try selecting "LTE only".
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by myke92(m): 10:01am On Feb 03, 2023
paradigmshift:
How can I force my Xiaomi Redmi note 11 pro+ to use 5G only ?

1) Head over to "Settings"

2) Tap and enter "About Phone"

3) scroll down to "All specs"

4) scroll and continuously tap on "internal storage", until you are taken to a menu that says "Testing"

5) Then select the specific SIM you intend to put on permanent 5G.,enter and scroll down, you'll see a drop down option,

6) Just scroll and select "5G" only.

I Hope it helps.

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Politics / Re: Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Abia State by myke92(m): 12:36pm On Jan 25, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Who watched the video where he spoke?

Why is Tinubu so confident he will win dis election though? lipsrsealed

You probably already know why..

This is Nigeria, and a lot of rot has eaten deep into the system generally.
Crime / Re: Has Anyone Experienced This Kind Of Scam In Lagos, A Friend's Integrity At Stake by myke92(m): 8:27pm On Jan 06, 2023
100% scam perpetrated by that your old school mate.

It's quite unfortunate angry

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by myke92(m): 5:25pm On Jan 01, 2023
Daviestunech:
marry a second wife

You guys will just open mouth waaaaa.. Marry 2nd wife.

What if that 2nd wife also starts denying him sex after some time, will he go ahead and marry a 3rd wife.? angry
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by myke92(m): 4:09pm On Dec 27, 2022
MissSlimbody:


I bought and paid for them with my money.

Lol... You don't get it.

He's referring to your biological eggs, that's if you are actually a female and not an entity hiding behind a female moniker. cheesy
Autos / Re: Company Tests Flying Car In Public, Gets 273 Orders In Minutes (Pics, Video) by myke92(m): 10:59am On Dec 25, 2022
It's a really good one.. But the problem there is that

Those big players in the landed cars industry, will try to kill it off
Food / Re: See The River Fish I Bought For N1,000 In Bauchi by myke92(m): 7:20am On Nov 29, 2022
Nadingo:
doggedfighter Cypress042 Bintdawood Bahamas95 Channah1

Hello guys, we had a rather awful experience with this fish. Aside the fact that wife over fried some to a point they tasted like thin glass, all of them have so much sand in them that we couldn't consume it.

Pls, note that we used blunt knife to scrape the scales and we also removed the innards one after the other before sun drying them to rinse out water. And when we noticed the water used in washing them was muddy and grainy, we rinsed them EIGHT different times until the water appeared clean.

But unfortunately, we still couldn't eat after frying because of the amount of sand we encountered.

Where did we go wrong pls? cry

Ehya.. Sorry o

Las las, You couldn't get any value for your ₦1000,

The Awoof no really click this time around.

Better luck next time wink

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Family / Is Marriage Really Beneficial For A Man.? by myke92(m): 11:21pm On Nov 28, 2022
I know this topic has been severely over flogged, but, I still believe there's quite a lot yet to be said about it.

As a rational human being, I believe, before taking a decision as critical as getting married, one needs to put a lot of things into perspective, one of which is the reason for going in.

Now, we all know that, recent events relating to failed marriages has seen the woman getting quite a lot off of the union, aside that, the law favours the female folks more in that regard.

But, in spite of this, men still keep getting married every weekend, which begs the question.

And so..,Without being sentinmetal, utterly religious or biased, I ask this question once again.

Is Marriage truly beneficial to a Man.?

And if it is, what are the real benefits aside from the following :

- Companionship
- Procreation

Let's hear once again from the experienced folks.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by myke92(m): 4:40pm On Oct 12, 2022
Late Lunch.!

Precisely what I need now. cheesy

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by myke92(m): 7:44am On Oct 12, 2022
DaniWhizbang:


shocked

Where do people usually get the appetite to eat breakfast this early in the morning?

When you have to step out very early, you'll have to adapt to having early breakfast.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by myke92(m): 5:39am On Oct 12, 2022
Early morning breakfast
Toast With hot chocolate smiley

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by myke92(m): 1:14pm On Sep 23, 2022
Once again, Another person bites the dust.

Quite unfortunate indeed.

No matter how convinced you are about a deal or how sweet it may seem, or about the seller.,dont be in a hurry to send money.

Even a seller that may seem legit, may decide to turn a leaf and disappear with your money.

Use a Legit escrow.!
Use a Legit escrow.!!
Use a Legit escrow.!!!

Anyway, as usual, it's only a matter of time, before another person is scammed again.

I do hope this particular scammer is caught,

Y'all stay safe. smiley
Sports / Re: Southampton React With Hilarious Meme As Liverpool Thrash Bournemouth 9 - 0 by myke92(m): 12:56pm On Aug 28, 2022
internationalman:
Obembet has suddenly come out of his hiding place and found his voice now that Man Utd is winning.

What baffled me is how Salah didn't score or assist any of the 9 goals.

Honestly, I was really shocked.. When I observed it, 9 bloody goals, no goals or assist from Salah, and he played the full 90 minutes undecided

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by myke92(m): 8:52pm On Jul 24, 2022
When something appears really too good to be true..

Thread cautiously.

We wouldn't want tears here again.

Happy sales. smiley

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by myke92(m): 7:34pm On Jul 11, 2022
Anyone with a clearance sale of Hacked PS 4, urgently needed.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by myke92(m): 2:03pm On Jul 04, 2022
You that come here once in a while to scroll through this thread looking for a good deal to pounce on, kindly note the warning below.

Scammers are lurking this thread on a daily basis, 24/7, looking for the next victim(s) to devour, they come in different forms, and will always try to win the heart of many through varying means., such as

1. He/she creates multiple moniker that would act as allies or wingmen, to help further underline the supposed credibility. (this is quite common)

2. He/she may post several deals, and then eventually tag them as "sold" just to also try and build trust to hit those who aren't too sharp.

3. He/she will Be very patient.

4. He/she may or may not use an old account.

There are other methods though.,

I have taken time to type this, so that more people will not fall for all these cheap scams, because it truly breaks my heart to see people getting scammed of their hard earned monies., like what happened recently.

Once again, be very wary, do your due diligence, before sending money to a stranger you met online., if you still aren't sure, try to use a trusted Escrow service.

I know someone will still fall eventually, but A word is enough for the wise.

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Phones / Re: I Just Misplaced My Phone. by myke92(m): 1:05am On May 09, 2022
edoairways:

That is a big fat lie, you can use those phones up to 5 years if you so wish. You didn't suggest a reasonable asset that appreciates, na car u suggest
Take it easy..

Read his response again, slowly.

You'll get his point. wink

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Family / Re: What Is The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man in this present time? by myke92(m): 1:27pm On May 06, 2022
pappilo:


I have no reason to lie. I am not claiming to be a saint and after peservering for a few years after our sex ife dried up, I looked outside and didnt look back. i was determined to stay in the marriage even though it was dead for the salke of the children (dumb move). She was a good woman for many many years so a good partner can go rogue.

I can understand people can stop loving each other but I can never get over the thought of a woman i had been with for 22 years (dated for 9 years - we were teenagers when we started) had no qualms about sending me to prison for her new flame.

Those were were the worst 2 years of my life. No home, had to move into shared accomodation, something I had never done in all my life in the abroad grin, had to sell my car and, took on so much debt to pay almost £20,000 in solicitor/barrister fees, took a second job doing 12 hours night shift in a factory. All this was going on with the prospect of prison time and a criminal record.

Those were really dark days and I contemplated suicide. The ironic thing is, it was a woman who helped me through those very dark times. i honestly believe if that woman wasnt in my life in that period, I wouldnt be here today.

I know this is a bit off topic. I am sorry but this is like therapy for me..

Bro.. Your mental health is most important, you should also priortize it.

I do hope you are still allowed to see your children.?
Family / Re: What Is The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man in this present time? by myke92(m): 12:47pm On May 06, 2022
pappilo:
Bro whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not get married! You will always regret it. I love my late dad, he was the best dad anyone could ask for but if I see him in the afterlife, I will ask him why he never told me the truth about marriage and advise me no to get married.

Love someone (with sense), have children, live together but never ever sign your life away. Finally do not let any woman you are with know everything about you.

The first thing that deteriorates after marriage is your sex life. I think its a psychological thing. Maybe the subconscious feeling that you've both got each other for 'life' messes with the brain.

I was married for 14 years. My ex-wife started a relationship with a work colleague and a month after using the police to kick me out of my house, the dude left his own family and moved into my house.

I was charged with several offences for an altercation I had with the guy when I caught him in my house. My ex-wife (we were still married at the time) the mother of my children came to the crown court to testify against me on his behalf. The jury saw through their lies and determination to send me to prison and acquited me on all charges (over 5)

Its been a few years but I still shudder at the thought that I believed so much in this woman and chose her over my own siblings.

Attached is msg I got from her this morning. This is despite her taking the house which I put
down 66% of the deposit. This woman earns almost double what I earn and I pay her over a quarter of my net earnings for child maintenance.

You'll probably still go ahead and get married but its almost guaranteed that one day in the future you will look back and wish you heeded the advice of many people who told you not to

My gawd, if you what you just wrote is actually true, and not fiction, then it must have been a really torrid experience. cry

Honestly, I sympathise with you, as nobody will ever wish to go through such.

Thank God you were eventually vindicated.

One just have to be very careful about choosing a lifetime partner.

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Autos / Re: Cheap 07 Lexus ES350 (full Option) @ 2.8m by myke92(m): 7:55pm On Apr 27, 2022
But.. Wait o

If this ride is truly as clean as posted, and no hidden issue whatsoever, it is supposed to have been sold by now.

Anyway,

OP, if this ride is exactly as you have posted, and has no issue or any sort of wahala in any way, and you still don't have a buyer , then I'll Pick it.

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Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Always Loves Calling Me by myke92(m): 1:02pm On Apr 06, 2022
jaxxy:


There smtn called deflecting hype. I do it for my friends and they do same for me. It's like blowing ur friends trumpet and being his hype man instead of trying to take the glory or act too smart, conceited and corky.

When I see he likes sm1 bt that person likes me I deflect the hype she gives me to him and it works cos she begins to like/appreciate him as she likes me or she gets tired of me cos i won't stop hyping my friend in our conversations stylishly. Then I'm free of her troubles and the problem is solved.

It's like doing ur friend a favour.

You deserve a medal.

You actually know what's up.

It's also what I do, and it always work very well.
Celebrities / Re: Blessing Boma Douglas: Soji And I Are Still Happily Married by myke92(m): 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2022
Na wa

What manner of "attention seeking" stunt shall we call this.?

Anyway, she should just be careful of what she wishes for., she just might get it someday. angry

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Family / Re: Help! My Wife Says She Doesn't Love Me Again & No More Sex From Her.... by myke92(m): 4:56pm On Mar 26, 2022
Klass99:


Richy I will box your ears o! I wasn't looking for male admirers or male validation. I have said it more than once on this forum that I don't like foolish women and we need to tell ourselves the truth as adults, whether male or female.

This is not a boast or show-off, but I do honest work for a living and I pay my bills myself, major bills like rent, the monthly service charge, I send a monthly allowance to my parents, etcetera. So, I understand that it is not easy to make money legitimately.

I don't imagine it is easier for responsible men who do right by their families, to make this money either. When you now have a decent man who is not slacking off and paying bills you benefit from as an adult, you still want to misbehave! I ask again, you dey ment?

Some weeks ago, I woke up to a credit alert of 20k from a male friend (money I didn't ask for) I called him to verify if it was an error, so I could send it back. He said no it wasn't an error, I should use the money and treat myself to something nice. I was so touched and grateful by his generosity because;

1. I understand the value of money and I respect anyone with a legit hustle.

2. For someone to gift you cash (even if it is 3k) they made a sacrifice to deny themselves of something, in order to give you that money. No one has free money lying around that they do not need.

3. I have been responsible for myself for so long, it felt good to be gifted cash with no strings attached to it.

Some married women have good men on a platter, who do right by them and their children but they ruin it with a bad and disrespectful attitude.

Imagine if this OP starts cheating now, this same woman will rain insults on single women like me, claiming we used jazz on her husband. Then she will start a 24 hour fasting and prayer programme disturbing heaven to restore her hubby/marriage.

As for the sister code, abeg ehn, the code does not apply to foolish women and you know I don't do herd mentality. Independent thinking is the secret sauce of my sweet life.


I don't usually do this..

But.. If you are truly a female, and not just a male hiding under a female moniker, then know that your way of reasoning is quite rare amongst the female folks.

As a guy, if you are fortunate to have a wife who loves you much more than you love her, then you don't know what God has done for you. smiley

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by myke92(m): 6:30pm On Mar 21, 2022
Mustiboy:
I woke up with screen burn on the bottom-right edge of my Redmi Note 10 Pro. And it seems to be spreading gradually. cry It's ink-like

Na why I hate Amoled be this angry

This is my major concern with AMOLED devices, anyway, I've been using mine for over a year now, and no issue like that yet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 16th March 2022 by myke92(m): 6:28pm On Mar 16, 2022
The only likely problem that would spoil the match is if Arsenal picks a Red card.

Arsenal still haven't learned to play a match effectively with a man out., especially against big opposition.

So, my guess is that, Arsenal will likely crumble to the continuous pressure from The reds and end up losing..

The best result they can get is a scrappy draw.
Travel / Re: Lagos Mainland Vs Island. by myke92(m): 7:38pm On Mar 15, 2022
Alternative locations on the mainland that are close to the island include the following.

- Gbagada
- oworo
- Yaba
- costain
- ketu

You can get a decent apartment in a Serene environment in any of these areas, especially the 1st and the last. wink

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Career / Re: Should I Move To South Africa Or Abuja by myke92(m): 12:23am On Jan 27, 2022
For now, I'd suggest you move to Abuja first.,
and start the uber/bolt.

Later on.,you can try considering relocation to SA, if you've gotten the necessary skills to hustle and earn a decent pay in a foreign country.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by myke92(m): 11:45am On Jan 05, 2022
For the 3rd time in a row, I attempt to watch "DUNE"

And I doze off, yet again.

I'll try again this evening, and hopefully, I don't fall asleep again. angry

I'm just keen on watching it due to its numerous hype.

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