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is there anything wrong for a woman to carry condoms in her bag?

Cc: Lalasticlala

This message must be passed accross

This is a warning to all the ladies going for a.ss ‬enlargement

badinfluence:
O wow.. * chews popcorn * still waiting for the good part tho...

*Sits beside him,dip hand into popcorn*
Also waiting

lyntiffany:
there is nothing bothering me bro just that I have come across that severally.

Then why can't you keep it to yourself?

CUM4WHAT:
NONSENSE

lyntiffany:
STALE!

Is anything bothering you

Why don't you call upon God and stop all this your hate

This is a "HATE letter" from a
young boy to a girl. The girl's
father does not like him and
does not approve of the
relationship...... and so the boy
wrote this letter to the girl
professing his love for the girl
knowing fully well that the
girl's father will definitely read
this letter so he did it in a clever
way.
Enjoy!
Dear Stella,
1. the great love I have for you
2. is gone, and the dislike for
you
3. grows every day. When I see
you,
4. your face just irritates me;
5. the only thing I want to do is
6. strangle you. I never wanted
to
7. marry you. Our last
conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look forward to
seeing you again.
10. You think only of you and
yourself.
11. If we were married, I know
that I would find
12. life very difficult, and I
would have no
13. peace in living with you
forever. I have a heart
14. to give, but it is not
something that
15. I want to give to you. No
one is more
16. foolish and selfish than you,
and you are not
17. caring and helpful to me.
18. I sincerely want you to
understand that
19. I speak the truth. You will
do me a favour
20. if you think this is the end.
Do not try
21. to reply this. Your letters are
full of
22. things that disinterest me.
You have no
23 true feelings for me. Good-
bye! Believe me,
24. I do not care about you.
Please do not think that
25. I am still your boyfriend."
Too bad right?? However,
before handing over the letter
to the girl, the boy told the girl
"ODD NUMBERS ONLY", meaning
to read only 1,3,5,7,9,11,13
,15,17,19,21,23,25.
So.... Please try reading it again -
odd numbers only! So smart &
creative

Cc: Lalasticlala,Ishilove

If you're interested in watching the above listed movies again,or missed those movies because you're too young to understand or have not been born


You can download it from the links below

http://www.victolavideos.com/video/owo-blow/

http://www.victolavideos.com/video/owo-blow-2/

http://www.victolavideos.com/video/madam-dearest-2/

http://www.victolavideos.com/video/madam-dearest/

http://www.victolavideos.com/video/dangerous-twins/

How many likes for this one?

How many likes for this movie?

How many likes for this movie by Tade Ogidan?

With the job market getting tougher and tougher, jobseekers need to go the extra mile and be as thorough as possible regarding their job search. This includes pinpointing details that seem meaningless but have an important role to play in getting you a job.
Each word you choose to use in your resume, for example, can carry its own meaning and can have a great impact on your success – if used effectively. Such words are regarded as must-haves for every professional who wants to convince employers they have what it takes.
If you include the following words in your resume and use them during your next job interview, it’s guaranteed that your chances of getting the job will be greatly increased. Check them out:
1.COMMITMENT

Employers will only hire people who can show their dedication to the company so they love words that can express that and ‘commitment’ is one of them. When used on your resume it demonstrates your passion and willingness to work towards the business goals. On the job interview, explain how committed were you at your last job and how this helped the company meet their targets.
2.MANAGED

Not many would agree that ‘managed’ is a helpful word to use on a resume but I would say it is. Job descriptions usually say they are looking for someone who can ‘manage time effectively’ setting priorities and meeting deadlines. Therefore, this is perhaps the only skill that remains relevant throughout the spectrum of jobs and it’s desired by employers universally.
3.ACHIEVED

This word indicates that you’ve done something well. It shows that your efforts have had a major impact on the company’s performance, and it’s used to promote positive language when used in your resume and as part of the job interview.
4.NEGOTIATED

The word ‘negotiated’ highlights your negotiation skills and your ability to work as part of a team. When more than two people are working together, it is only natural there will be opposing views on a subject. Thus, being able to talk with others effectively and resolve conflicts is a pretty big deal.
5.IDEAS

Who doesn’t need creative people working for them? The word ‘ideas’ refers to creativity. People who can brainstorm and come up with unique ideas quick are needed in any work environment and especially in business where innovation is the key to success.

6.FLEXIBLE

Being able to show flexibility is extremely useful in fast-paced environments. It essentially demonstrates your ability to adapt to any given situation, to stay relevant and change if need be so that you can keep yourself up to date.
7.PROFITS

Big companies want to get their hands on the big money. This means that words such as revenue and profits are more likely to get their attention. Whenever you refer to profits, make sure that you also get down to specifics with an actual number so that you are more convincing about the impact you’ve made.
8.VOLUNTEERED

Anything that involves volunteering adds value to your resume and personal profile. It shows that you are an individual who’s not afraid to try something new and embraces out of the box thinking. Also, it shows that you are willing to give help without expecting a reward and that you probably care about the company you work for.
9.RESULTS

Nothing impresses employers more than this word. When you are talking about results, it means that as an employee you get the job done and that you are resourceful and ambitious. You are not only doing what you are told, but you are also capable of producing results that are valuable to the company.
10.SOLUTIONS

Apart from generating great ideas, employers want to see solutions. This means that they want to see how you implemented these ideas in practice and how they helped the company to develop. It essentially suggests that you are an excellent problem solver who can resolve issues on the spot.
While these words are powerful enough to help you make a great first impression, they cannot give out the message you intend unless used appropriately. When preparing for your next job interview, try to infuse these words into your introductory speech and interview answers to appear more sophisticated and professional.
With only ten seconds available for every resume they get, employers are scanning the documents for keywords to find the kind of information they need. Thus, you should carefully consider what kind of words you are using to ensure that it catches their attention.

So how many of these words have you included in your resume? Take a look at your resume and replace the weak words with these ones.

http://www.careeraddict.com/20606/10-words-that-will-get-you-a-job-right-now?utm_content=buffer66d44&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

My children can be better than this...........

Yes,THEY CAN!

Imafidon – they passed the University of Cambridge Advanced Maths A level at age 8! They chat with GMTV’s John Stapleton.
The 8-year-old twins from Waltham Forest in northeast London are a part of the highest-achieving clan in the history of Great Britain education.
The two youngest Nigerian siblings are about to make British history as the youngest students to ever enter high school.
They astounded veteran experts of academia when they became the youngest to ever pass the University of Cambridge’s advanced mathematics exam. That’s on top of the fact they have set world records when they passed the A/AS-level math papers.
Chris Imafidon, their father, said he’s not concerned about his youngest children’s ability to adapt to secondary school despite their tender age.
“We’re delighted with the progress they have made,” he said. “Because they are twins they are always able to help and support each other.”
To Peter and Paula’s parents, this is nothing new. Chris Imafidon said he and his wife have been through this before: They have other super-gifted, overachieving children.
Peter and Paula’s sister, Anne-Marie, now 20, holds the world record as the youngest girl to pass the A-level computing when she was just 13.
She is now studying at arguably the most renowned medical school in the United States, Johns Hopkins University, in Baltimore.
Another sister, Christina, 17, is the youngest student to ever get accepted and study at an undergraduate institution at any British university at 11. And Samantha, now age 12, had passed two rigorous high school-level mathematics and statistics exams at the age of six, something that her twin siblings, Peter and Paula, also did.

http://africanspotlight.com/2012/03/14/nigerian-8-year-old-twins-break-world-mathematics-record-video/

Cc: Lalasticlala

Still sleeping i guess

If he must post a pic like this, he should have faced the camera nah so we can see better thing! *hiss*

http://www.lindaikeji..com/2015/07/footballer-aaron-samuel-shares-pic-in.html

Like i always say, the wind of change is blowing. One minute, your ex husband is wearing sports trousers and sneakers and the next minute, he's wearing your kind of dress. Caityln stepped out today in this wrap animal print dress. Who wore it better?
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/caitlyn-jenner-vs-kris-jenner-when-your.html

Teempakguy:
You will know.

Female transgenders have thick voices.

So what you're trying to say is that some ladies dont have thick voice?

Elkewwty:
Yawns ***

Are you one of them?

Hilarious


See as dem sidon 4 main road
Choi,Nigerian no go kill person with laughter

The guy raising his hand be like,"Baba God Thank you o,say Nairabet jackpot money wey i keep for bank no vanished!

Ok

Foreigners has been stealing and tieing the knot with Nigerian babe since i cant remember


Anyway sha,Happy married life to them

You have disturbing and demanding for se.x from your partner, and she/he doesnt tell you the big secret of her/his life that he/she is a transgender

She/he later agreed to have se.x with you and that day you found out that she/he is a transgender...........















What will you do?

Cc: Lalasticlala,Agarawu23,Temitemi1,Airforce1,Tosyne2much,Feranmicharles,Tomfrench,Kingtom,Mynd44,Barcanista,Dygeasy,Rikidony,Countdracula,Mrcork,Friedplantain,Rocktation,Seun,Lekinz,Flow1759,Scentmarlc,CFCfan,Akposy,Jarizod,Sosiqdude,Iamkingzlee,Naijaboiy,Yorubaboy,Ronald4lif,Rilwayne001,etc.

Over to you!

Oya,what ya say?

Obinoscopy,come and see o!

Good luck

I'm currently also on the road to FAME!

Will join the list very soon

Badbelle people on Nairaland,no quote me o

Forbes has just released this year's edition of the 100 Highest Paid Superstars of 2015, and guess who topped it?
The Top 10
1. Floyd Mayweather: $300 million
2. Manny Pacquiao: $160 million
3. Katy Perry: $135 million
4. One Direction: $130 million
5. Howard Stern: $95 million
6. Garth Brooks: $90 million
7. James Patterson: $89 million
8. Robert Downey Jr.: $80 million
9. Taylor Swift: $80 million
10. Cristiano Ronaldo: $79.5 million
As you can see, Floyd Mayweather topped the list as everybody expected. However, the surprise comes as neither Beyonce or Jay-Z are anywhere to be found on the top 10.
The Remaining List
11. Rush Limbaugh: $79 million
12. Ellen Degeneres: $75 million
13. Lionel Messi: $74 million
14. The Eagles: $73.5 million
15. Dr. Phil McGraw: $70 million
16. Roger Federer: $67 million
17. Calvin Harris: $66 million
18. LeBron James: $65 million
19. Justin Timberlake: $63.5 million
20. David Copperfield: $63 million
21. Sean Combs: $60 million
21. Gordon Ramsay: $60 million
21. Ryan Seacrest: $60 million
24. Fleetwood Mac: $59.5 million
25. Lady Gaga: $59 million
26. Rolling Stones: $57.5 million
27. Ed Sheeran: $57 million
28. Jay Z: $56 million
29. Beyoncé: $54.5 million
30. Kevin Durant: $52 million
31. Elton John: $53.5 million
32. Toby Keith: $53 million
33. Kim Kardashian: $52.5 million
34. Jennifer Lawrence: $52 million
35. Paul McCartney: $51.5 million
36. Phil Mickelson: $52 million
37. Tiger Woods: $50.5 million
38. Jackie Chan: $50 million
39. Kobe Bryant: $49.5 million
40. Ben Roethlisberger: $49 million
41. Rory McIlroy: $48.5 million
42. Novak Djokovic: $48 million
43. Vin Diesel: $47 million
43. Judy Sheindlin: $47 million
45. Michael Bublé: $45.5 million
46. Gisele Bundchen: $44 million
47. Jason Aldean: $43.5 million
48. Luke Bryan: $42.5 million
49. Kenny Chesney: $42 million
50. Bradley Cooper: $41.5 million
51. Adam Sandler: $41 million
52. Tom Cruise: $40 million
52. Bruno Mars: $40 million
54. Drake: $39.5 million
55. Lewis Hamilton: $39 million
55. Zlatan Ibrahimovic: $39 million
57. Ndamukong Suh: $38.5 million
58. Foo Fighters: $38 million
58. Tim McGraw: $38 million
60. David Guetta: $37 million
61. Florida Georgia Line: $36.5 million
62. Jimmy Buffet: $36 million
62. Jerry Seinfeld: $36 million
62. Tiesto: $36 million
65. Fernando Alonso: $35.5 million
65. Scarlett Johansson: $35.5 million
67. Gareth Bale: $35 million
67. David Letterman: $35 million
69. Jon Lester: $34 million
69. Derrick Rose: $34 million
71. Amitabh Bachchan: $33.5 million
71. Salman Khan: $33.5 million
73. Salman Khan: $33 million
73. Maroon 5: $33 million
73. Sebastian Vettel: $33 million
76. Ashkay Kumar: $32.5 million
76. Rafael Nadal: $32.5 million
78. Zac Brown Band: $32.5 million
78. Mark Wahlberg: $32 million
78. Pharrell Williams: $32 million
81. Dwayne Johnson: $31.5 million
82. Mahendra Singh Dhoni: $31 million
82. Eminem: $31 million
82. Neymar: $31 million
82. Britney Spears: $31 million
86. Carmelo Anthony: $30.5 million
87. Johnny Depp: $30 million
88. Maria Sharapova: $29.5 million
89. Leonardo Dicaprio: $29 million
89. Sean Hannity: $29 million
89. Carson Palmer: $29 million
89. Jim Parsons: $29 million
89. James Rodriguez: $29 million
89. Channing Tatum: $29 million
95. Jennifer Lopez: $28.5 million
95. Miranda Lambert: $28.5 million
95. Sofia Vergara: $28.5 million
95. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting: $28.5 million
95. Blake Shelton: $28.5 million
95. Kevin Hart: $28.5 million
I think my biggest surprise from this list is the fact that the Kim Kardashian that everybody has been hating on made more money than Kanye West. Kanye isn't even on the list.
What do you think of the list? Does anything surprise you on it?
By the way, I know that some of you want to enter the entertainment industry. Signify by commenting what you want to be (actress, singer, athlete) in the comments section so that we can get to know you and pray for you. Maybe one day, you just may end up on this list.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/forbes-releases-worlds-highest-paid.html

No blame the guy o

Na #GODWIN#

A Nigerian Actor for that matter

He looks very happy

http://www.lindaikeji..in/2015/06/anything-wrong-with-this-photo-lol.html

The pic has been trending on twitter for a little while now featuring actor, Charles Okocha. 'When you finally buy a new IPhone 6'. Lol.
Cc: Lalasticlala