₦airaland Forum

Can't talk much right now,so i will make it short and brief!

I have this friend of mine,who's addicted to pressing his phone when the sermon is going on,and all his excuses whenever i tried to caution him is that he wanna check his BBM messages,whatsapp messages,etc.


My question is that is he just addicted to his phone and all that chatting stuff or he is under a big time satanic spell,and is pressing your phone in the church a normal thing to do

Happy sunday to y'all!

pbs4real:
so u wld be happy if ur husby met ur maid dis way and nxt he gives her frm bk

That's what i also asked her

jrerico1:
I don't listen to local rappers

Then,you're missing a lot

jrerico1:
I don't understand you

So,you haven't listen to the song?
By Olamide,Phyno and lil kesh

jrerico1:
Clean the dirty as$ with your tongue

Emi Michael,kin ma jèdi,kin ma ladi,hmmmmm..........IRANU ABASHA!

yorubaboiy:
pple are fasting nw....mr op

I force you come here?

sandrannna:
Next time, u should ask "what should he gv her?"
I will reply, a scarf for her to cover her half n.akedness.

Issokay,I comment my reserve on this!

sandrannna:
U should gv her from the back.

You are the housewife,you came in and saw your husband doing that sh.it...........

Would you have spare the maid

vjsmiles:


*Reading Songs of solomon*

Look but don't look lustfully

And after serve her her sack letter of breaching housegirl laws of proper conduct

And,a maid will always be a maid

Where are the mods now?

Cc: Lalasticlala,Ishilove,Farano,Rocktation

Please forward this topic to FP!

I will preach to her and advise her to put on something reasonable

You enter into your room,and found your maid like this

Ok,i think her sugar daddy has also receive his own share of the NASS clothing allowance

We need people's opinion on this!

Cc: Lalasticlala

On April 14, 2014, Islamist sect Boko Haram abducted some 276 girls from their high school in Chibok, Borno State, an incident that brought the terrorist group an extended global media attention. While more than 50 had escaped, leader of the group Abubakar Shekau said he had married off the remaining girls. However, recent events suggest that the Islamist militants might have kept the girls to carry out suicide attacks.
The group has stepped up its campaign of suicide bombing using girls, usually veiled, to blow up targets in Nigeria’s northeast. At other times, the militants storm villages on motorcycles and pick-up vans shooting indiscriminately at villagers and burning down homes.
An attack, on Monday, by two girls who blew themselves up at a fish market in Maiduguri, the birthplace of the Islamist sect, led to 30 deaths. Another followed in Yobe State, where a girl believed to be aged about 12 years blew herself up at a market. Although it could not be confirmed whether the suicide bombers wore veils, most women in the region wear veils for cultural and religious reasons. Boko Haram had exploited this, with several female suicide bombers to have perpetrated attacks in recent times using their veils to conceal bombs. The terror group has not claimed responsibility for any of the recent bombings.
Buhari’s vow
During his electioneering campaign, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari promisedto stop Boko Haram if voted into office. But the country has only witnessed more attacks since his inauguration. More than 150 people have been killed in the last three weeks. As part of efforts to end the militant attacks, the president has met with leaders of Chad, Niger and Benin Republic and has an invitation to visit Cameroon to discuss how the neighbours can collaborate to end insurgency. He also moved the Command and Control Centre of Nigeria’s Defence to Maiduguri and directed all soldiers manning checkpoints across the country to return to the barracks to focus on the work they signed up for. But attacks have continued regardless of the efforts.
Ban the veil?
Boko Haram’s use of female suicide bombers raises two questions. Were they used so they could conceal bombs under their veils? Or is the sect playing on the emotions of Nigerians by using girls who may well be the abducted Chibok girls as the perceived age range suggests? Although these questions may never be answered, one thing is clear; Nigeria needs to end Boko Haram’s insurgency as soon as possible.
When suicide bombers wearing veils attacked Chad, Nigeria’s neighbour and partner in the fight against insurgency, the country banned the use of the burqa (the full body covering, head to toe) and tinted cars. After suffering series of attacks by veiled girls, maybe it is high time the country considered toeing Chad’s path. But it will be a tough call for President Buhari who may be seen as working against the tenets of Islam, especially by the northern Muslims who are one of those to have suffered attacks the most.
Although studies show that the burqa’s true origin is cultural, not religious, fears that such ban could stoke religious tension in the country may never make Nigerian authorities regard it as a possible way of fighting insurgency. There have been several riots between Christians and Muslims in the country since the 1950s, usually triggered by extreme leaders. Such leaders still exist in the country.
President Buhari, himself, does not think he is out of options yet. In fact, the president believes the current approachwill end the insurgency. A ban on the burqa is thus unlikely, at least not anytime soon. But if female suicide bombings continue, should Nigeria ban the veil?

http://www.informationng.com/2015/06/opinion-if-female-suicide-bombings-continue-should-nigeria-ban-the-veil.html

missbehave247:
U should have completed the news

If need be,then complete it

The mumu wey dey chew bubble gum on duty won spoil market for Cway abi?

A man, Oyeniyi Kehinde, has encountered something quite unusual.
Oyeniyi, a Facebook user, took to his page to share photos of a brand new Cway water dispenser he just got from Jumia. The water dispenser is seen with an already chewed gum inside!

http://www.naij.com/470304-see-what-a-man-found-inside-cway-water-bottle.html

cc: Lalasticlala

The Jigawa State and Local Governments Contributory Pension Scheme has released the sum of N468.1 million for the payment of pensioners and gratuity for dead civil servants.
The Executive Secretary of the scheme, Alhaji Suleiman Kiyawa, who spoke with newsmen after the screening of beneficiaries in Dutse, said the payment was for the month of March.
Kiyawa explained that 349 pensioners and relatives of deceased workers would benefit, adding that cheques had been given to court registrars for onward delivery to the beneficiaries.
According to him, the last payment was made to pensioners in April this year and that arrangement had commenced to pay the next batch by the end of June.
“The beneficiaries of gratuities were well screened to ensure that the right persons get the money”, he said.
He said that the state government was committed to welfare of its retired workers and benefits of those that died in service.
The executive secretary also disclosed that the scheme had commenced training of its staff to make the process computer-based.

http://www.informationng.com/2015/06/jigawa-disburses-n468m-for-pensioners-death-benefits.html

cc: Lalasticlala

SuperSuave:
no, waiting for that plane to crush you

Which plane?

SuperSuave:

Waiting for my topics to hit FP abi?

Lwkmd!


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/hilarious-conversation-between-lady-guy.html

I found this on Twitter and they say it is a future simulation picture of Michael Jackson based on a childhood photo. Do you agree? What are your thoughts?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/so-this-is-what-michael-jackson-would.html

A woman of God indeed!

1. She met him at a Motor Park
2. She was a university student - GREAT IFE while he was only a Polytechnic student in Kwara Poly (Remember the discrimination)– she could have snubbed him - but she responded.
3. His friends complained that he was carrying Christianity too zealously as if he was the only Christian - she became zealous too.
4. He took her to church in 1976 and made her sign an agreement (SAILING UNDER SEALED ORDERS) to marry and follow him whether he becomes blind, lame or handicapped… she signed.
5. Just before he married her, he told her God had sent him to LIBERATE THE WORLD (while he was still hopping between jobs) and went on to resign his job; his elder brother lambasted him, she stuck to him.
6. He told her God had shown him the key to prosperity - she believed.
7. He told her they would build a 50,000 capacity tent and preach the gospel from private jets - she believed her dreamer lover.
8. He was too ‘buoyant’ to afford a hotel room on his wedding eve, he slept in his rickety Volkswagen beetle – she married him.
9. During a moment of insane faith, he ordered a mad man to be put in his car alone with her while she was pregnant; she remained.
10. She saw she was dripping blood while pregnant and explained to him that she had a miscarriage, he shouted “It CANNOT Happen, can I have my food please” – she served him food.
11. She just had their first baby and there was no food or money at home. He refused to borrow or ask or take from church money and they were drinking/eating “CERELAC Baby food’ for 3 days – she ate with him.
12. She came to church one day and saw him so excited with few members while waiting for service to start; he explained to her that service was actually over – she laughed.
13. People kept praying for her and her husband as they seemed to be crazy and needed deliverance-shekept faith.
14. He announced a new Bible school and she knew there was no facility; she asked him and he replied “Is it your school”? She kept quiet.
BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW…
15. She didn't know they were going to be flying in customized jets round the world.
16. She didn’t know he would pastor and she, co-pastor the largest church auditorium in the world.
17. She didn’t know he would be a father to millions all over the world.
18. She didn’t know he would be hosted by Presidents and Heads of States of nations.
19. She didn’t know he would be a Chancellor and Pioneer of one of the best Private Universities in the world…..and others.
20. She woke up one day on her sick bed in the USA and unexpectedly saw her hubby who had flown in quietly from Nigeria and had refused to wake her up…..he was kneeling on the floor by her legs and crying ‘Lord, heal her and prove that you sent me”- She got healed miraculously…more than once!
All she saw was a Man with A BIG GOD inside him.
21. She said to her husband 'Honey,we need to change the school of this children'. The school is no longer what it used to be. Parents are complaining and they aren't doing anything about it. Her husband Bishop David Oyedepo responded: Why? No! She never altered a word after that. She went back to God on her kneels in Prayers. She prayed: God touch the heart of your son who is my husband. You alone understand this present situation. Let him see reasons with what I am saying. Not up to a day,her husband the Bishop said to her: Honey,that reminds me. You made mention of we changing the children's school,how far have you gone with it? This was a man that said why? no earlier on. She never argued with him but rather went back to her God. Her name is FAITH: Pastor (Mrs) Faith Abiola Oyedepo
Can you pay the Price Ladies


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cc: Lalasticlala

Ok

Only God knows what will happen after taking these pictures with those South African babes

I know those babes won't go unpunished

ketekete:
https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/President-Buhari-and-his-son-Yusuf.jpg

I'm very disappointed in you,for making fun out of the PRESIDENT of your country.........òmó ALE!

Then you must be one among those two cows

And that's not even him
#badbelle#