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Religion / Re: SA Pastor Who Heals By Making People Eat Snakes & Undies Welcomes Child(Pics by mykohayz(m): 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2016
End time pastor............he's got a slight look of that albino in DSS custody grin grin grin

Before u pipo come for my head........na joke o cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Medical Student Draws Trey Songz (Photo) by mykohayz(m): 12:34am On Dec 21, 2015
0ldirtybastard:


See how you're drooling over something you will never have.



Fantasies of a s.l.u.t.

Skmoda360:

Get your bags and move straight to united states...

IamMissMarvel:

So says you who doesn't even have 1 pack.
So admiring be body of a man makes one a slut!
But talking about a woman's anatomy isn't?
How convenient.

Donmoris212:

sister diz is Africa and what u did categorize u as a slut take it or leave it yr choice

IamMissMarvel:

Oya African.
Thank u.

Now move aside let me admire the body of a man.

Donmoris212:

hope u r completely packaged we hear small tym if u no see man marry u go start to dey tear prayer bitch

Donmoris212:

who stop u admire am wella but u will never see d skeleton touch

0ldirtybastard:

What's the significance of abs in a man's world? Or are you out of sync?

UIA04:

Slave mentality again shebi trey songz is a black man

Blesyneojb:
listening to trey songs alone makes me crave for weed and slow f**k...


Awon Werey 100% grin grin grin cheesy
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Blasted For Kneeling In Church by mykohayz(m): 11:15am On Dec 16, 2015
mathow55:

smh
no wonder you have not being admitted into uni after all this years you have been writing jamb, olodo oshi
apari omo yakuba

grin grin cheesy
Dude, you must be really grounded with yellowba abuses,
Lmao off @ apari omo yakuba grin grin grin grin
Wicked!!! cheesy cheesy wink

Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Blasted For Kneeling In Church by mykohayz(m): 11:14am On Dec 16, 2015
mathow55:

smh
no wonder you have not being admitted into uni after all this years you have been writing jamb, olodo oshi
apari omo yakuba
grin grin cheesy
Dude, you must be really grounded with yellowba abuses,
Lmao off @ apari omo yakuba grin grin grin grin
Wicked!!! cheesy cheesy wink

Religion / Re: Church Members Scramble For Holy Condom Blessed By Pastor In Kenya (photo) by mykohayz(m): 11:24pm On Dec 07, 2015
Just when you think you've seen it all, wonders shall never cease, over to you the END TIME CREW, lasisi69 comes to mind grin grin grin
Romance / Re: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by mykohayz(m): 1:41am On Dec 06, 2015
simdam500:
after seein d above on front page, i was like "which silly mod modify the topic to this" but i guess i hate to say this, the mod did d right thing... How can a lady open a thread to spit this crap and guys are commending her to say more... Its soo gross...

I hate to talk sex online but maybe i'll break my rule for the op. Men use female for sex, infact women are seen as sex machine. Take a look at music videos, look at manniquine (before u see a male, u will see 10 female). Between both sexes, who sees oneselves as an entertainment tool for d other...


Dont get me started with pørñ, who is been dominated Who is to be used(submissive). When 3some is mentioned, what comes to mind first? (MMF)... Why so?

To some point, i think the guys that are hailing u have no idea what you are talking about, but it good. Not all guys on nairaland are dumb that is why the mod that modify ur topic for front page is smart enough to know what is right.

Who is expecting to be rewarded after sex? Who believe after sex, i should give her cash?
Which of the sexes believe after fvcking, u shouldn't be with any other person or he/she get jealous?

Op. If i(or any guy) take u in now, UnCloth u and make out. Do u think after the whole pleasure, i will dress u up? think my sister, u are already used. If i dress u up? It because i want u again tomorrow...



Off Topic: am sorry for any vulga word in my reply... I take it all back... Women are really the salt of the world... Bless

1m likes for you bro, you spoke my mind exactly.

The only sensible response to counter the Op assertion, I couldn't have agreed less,
Well thought out and articulated. Thumbs man

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Hosts Public Service Games In Nigeria, 34th Edition (Pics) by mykohayz(m): 6:05pm On Dec 03, 2015
End time public games
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The New Face Of Job Recruitment Scam In Nigeria!!! by mykohayz(m): 5:29pm On Dec 03, 2015
Rawblings:
I didn't say that. Those harsh tags signify where i work and who i am

My bad bro, sorry to have quoted you wrongly.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The New Face Of Job Recruitment Scam In Nigeria!!! by mykohayz(m): 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2015
Rawblings:
True. GNLD
These guys keep wasting their money to print paper. An idle man is truly the devil's workshop

You'll see something like

Work 1 hour per day and get 8k per month.. In this country. When people work 18 hours a day and get just 10k.

OFFLINE SCAMMERS

ONLINE SCAMMERS are doing their own too

#fiverr
#freelancer

And who says FIVERR plus FREELANCE is a scam as alleged, abeg get your facts right bro.

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Politics / Re: Police Officer Attacked By Thugs In Kogi Ahead Of Gov Elections (Graphic Photos) by mykohayz(m): 1:54pm On Nov 20, 2015
End time attack grin grin
Crime / Re: BREAKING: Deadly Explosions Rock Kano by mykohayz(m): 5:11pm On Nov 18, 2015
Pray for Nigeria.....Rip to the departed soul.
Politics / Re: Physically Challenged Persons Fight Over N15m NDDC Largesse by mykohayz(m): 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2015
Your one such of a crazy clowngrin grin grin grin cheesy
lasisi69:
then, help me
Phones / Re: A Ritualist Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request (scary pics) by mykohayz(m): 11:09pm On Nov 15, 2015
Seeing those notes gushing from the mouth of the boy, few thing come o mind.....whose signature would be on those notes....CBN Governor abi DEITY ? shocked shocked.........Wondering how Deity produces MINTS undecided undecided........The wrapped packets, Deity stamps and bind those too? cheesy cheesy.....chei!!! Oh Lawd my gawd....oh gawd my friend cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by mykohayz(m): 12:51am On Nov 09, 2015
GAY ALERT........OSIMEHN

Am I the only one seeing that ?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by mykohayz(m): 12:42am On Nov 09, 2015
grin grin
BiitchAmMe:

enibodi to ba teri si IKWU (IKU) ha pah lori. Iya won
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by mykohayz(m): 12:24am On Nov 09, 2015
IKWU.......(IKU) Pa iyalaya enibodi

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by mykohayz(m): 12:16am On Nov 09, 2015
Gooooaaaallllllll
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by mykohayz(m): 12:15am On Nov 09, 2015
Gooooaaaal
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by mykohayz(m): 12:13am On Nov 09, 2015
Gooooaaaaallllll
Sports / Re: Checkout The Award Given To The Man of The Match ( Hilarious Photo) by mykohayz(m): 8:48pm On Nov 06, 2015
Lmfao grin grin grin cheesy grin
Crime / Re: How Police Shooting Led To Traffic Gridlock Along Jalingo-wukari Express Road. by mykohayz(m): 8:21pm On Nov 06, 2015
bunch of fvcktards.....meanwhile, journey mercies @op
Celebrities / Re: D'banj, Kcee, Sound Sultan And Others At Hip Tv 2 Years Anniversary On DSTV by mykohayz(m): 3:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
Nice
Health / Re: Risks Associated With MouthAction by mykohayz(m): 12:42am On Oct 30, 2015
Its an invitation to having stroke in men, if done excessively up to a certain age,
cos of the associated intense stimulation emanating from such act and could be
cancerous as well, cry cry yes cancer of the throat, contacted mostly from the veejay.

That awkward moment when bn given BJ with an intense feeling plus stretching
and Daaannng!!!! Strokes says hello!!!!…......Ooouuch!!! wink wink

Ooh!!! What a feeling. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Confirmation Of Rotimi Amaechi And Other Ministerial Nominees by mykohayz(m): 4:06pm On Oct 29, 2015
we took an HELICOPTER OVERVIEW grin grin
Politics / Re: Confirmation Of Rotimi Amaechi And Other Ministerial Nominees by mykohayz(m): 4:04pm On Oct 29, 2015
HELICOPTER OVERVIEW grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by mykohayz(m): 1:25am On Oct 29, 2015
SirWere:
weregringringrin

Sir were wink wink
Politics / Re: Amaechi Has No Business Being A Minister!!! by mykohayz(m): 4:42pm On Oct 22, 2015
Wail on for all I care, it won't stop climate change for the Mr Nominee,

The change we clamour for is here tongue tongue
Politics / Re: "I Have Never Collected Bribe In My Life" - Rotimi Amaechi by mykohayz(m): 2:32pm On Oct 22, 2015
I think you should unconsciously give him a benefit of doubt too in view of his statement, embarassed
Let's look at it this way, he may never have collected bribe before, wink cheesy but might have
Performed what is know as lootocracy cheesy grin grin

quote author=Sijo01 post=39239569]Lol
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I unconsciously shouted Jesus when I heard that word from Amechi's mouth cheesy[/quote]
Travel / Re: PHOTOS: Trailer Falls Along Sagamu - Ijebu-ode Road by mykohayz(m): 6:04pm On Oct 02, 2015
God help us
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Returns To Her Famous Gate, Steps Out In Boyfriend's Jean (photos) by mykohayz(m): 7:43pm On Sep 26, 2015
in camera.

Q Pretty sure the black gate is more famous than her personality in camera.

Quote me anywhere.
Career / Re: Degrees Are No Longer Enough: It's Time To Learn A Skill! by mykohayz(m): 11:49pm On Sep 25, 2015
thesource:
Thanks
gracias
Career / Re: Degrees Are No Longer Enough: It's Time To Learn A Skill! by mykohayz(m): 11:26pm On Sep 25, 2015
thesource:
thank you for sharing this bro. Pls, where can i learn painting and special effect? I'm so interested in it.

Thanks for showing interest bro, its so simple, just look around your vicinity for a professional artisan (not the local ones) in that field who deals mainly on paint production, have a minimum of 6month training or more. paint application and special effect will be an added advantage in terms of securing a contract, that's where you apply your formal education, link up and plan your way through. meet you at the top, good evening.

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