₦airaland Forum

yuzedo: Hiss! Handle it the same way our fore-fathers handled wives who were on their period!

... By the way, is she also rude to her boss at work simply because she is on her period? Or an important client like Dangote gets the short end of the stick because she is bleeding from her nyash? Ah! The world will stop because someone is shedding unfertilized eggs? Na wa for waec o!

might this outburst stem from a rapturous recent dilly dallying that led to a ban ("embargo", i believe was the word) somewhere along the line?
#jstcurious

Mad Cow: While UAE muslims are busy breaking bounds in Architechture and other shperes of life, Nigerian, Malian, Sudanese, Ivorian and other such muslims are busy learning how to manufacture bombs..


These UAE (Arab) muslims, are they worshipping a different Allah?!

when i was little, i listened to a lot of my late grandma's folklore (Rest her soul ). Including those involving cows that could speak, laugh and even climb. i'm sure she forgot to add the detail about those that could make sense.
maybe the Muslims in 9ja need to have a taste of a sense-making Mad Cow seeing as their staple over there is in fact, cows .
Might you be obliged to volunteer? its for the good of all. you shall be immortalized forever

idirect: smart girl

Thanks love, i try. it's a bit of a herculean task finding guys who recognizes and appreciates it these days

yuzedo: Na B'itch-Please Grammar school you attend, no dey front. Oya, make una carry una lesb'ian gist comot dis thread..

i knew you would come true my love. oya make we tell everybody the one wey me and you go?
you might get a kick out of seeing the name emblazoned on an NL thread you know?

buchibabe: Lol.....ok I belong to d 2000 set. So I dn take style tel evrybody my age nau. Lol

lol....oh really? was that Aimua's set? chai! see me o, i'm disgracing myself in public places
that set was ghen ghen, all that "flying to Mecca" and filling up a bucket from "six taps" with a tea spoon
they never did that to me tho.
whoa! its been ages. let me formally introduce my humble self.

my name is .......and it shall come to pass when i shall send thee a personal message lest certain unpredictable creatures seize this as an opportunity for unscrupulous tendencies
adios comrade

Billyonaire: TEC Nursery School - China
BlackBerry High School - Canada
Android Polytechnic - USA
Nokia University - Japan

olodo ni bobo yi sha
so for all this plenty places wey u go, dem no teach u simple read and write?
nna na wa o

buchibabe: Fggc benin Pls what set was dat? Wen did u leave dia?

make i tell everybody my age abi? lol
e be like say na 03/04 or 04/05
no vex, i don forget as dem dey take calculate am again

I Rep;
Oluwole Christ the king Nur and Pry school - Lagos State
F.G.G.C Bening City - Edo state
Wisconsin international University College - Ghana & Illinois, USA. (in my dreams)

buchibabe: A-z nursery n pri skool ajao estate ,lagos
Fggc benin city (pro unitate)
Fgc portharcourt
Lagos state uni

heyyy, Fediben what set? i also finished from F.G.G.C BENIN
pro unitate for life

byne: ps3 with two pad for sale..
price:30k..
i base in lag @ coker..
if you are interested call obinna 08164416745..

choi! my nna bros will not-u disappoint-i me
nna nekwa ka anyi no hia na e discuss-u woman-u choro i bury di nnwa a-rive and ndi ummunnem bia hia na e discuss-u business-i

i hail ibo people abeg. nothing do u my brother. After all, no be you dem try bury neither was it you who stood trial
just remember that someday when your case comes up either on NL or any other forum for public discuss, some others might just be negotiating for your sister or daughters' pu--y
#jstsaying

ebamma: see dis mumu. U copy the whole topic just to write k

na really mumu.
no wonder im name rhyme with one mumuish group wey dey ghana.
mumu-ish group begets mumu-ish followers.
mchteeew

Josh090: So its true what they say, seun is infactuated with tonto dicke!!

uuhm, "infactuated"?
this has to be one of the symptoms of Tonto Dike's disease
see what Tonto Dike has caused now?

yuzedo: Toto D'ick-A, if you let your music ambitions go now, if you don't release this "single", that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

i knew you wouldn't miss this appointment for anything in the world. Oya Yuzedo kneel down, close your eyes, clasp your hands together and repeat after me;
Oh Lord,
roboroborobo
na aha Jesus. Amen!


i await thy response darling. ihe eji amara "Dick-A" eru ona

dellyjoe1000: ugliest actress in naija. she ugly past bance of burkina faso

Uuuhm, i don't think she's an actress dear, but u fit ask uncle Google who she be just to make sure you're not hating on the wrong celeb. #jstsaying

freecocoa: Just like Mynd has said,
love isn't always enough.

I may be in love with someone but there are certain things that I can't overlook.

please enumerate these "things" you can't overlook abeg

Afam4eva: The first time i entered the Airforce one, i was like WOW!!!
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Even the tables and chairs for the pupils were in good condition. I just hope Jonathan builds more of this school because most schools in Nigeria are in bad condition.

in your dreams abi?