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XhosaNostra:
Lol, why do you say it was predictable?

Yeah, they seem perfect for each other. She's a sweetheart. I didn't know she's now on radio. Wow. Congrats to her. I thought she left the industry for the married life.

You're not the only one with the desire for stability. I also don't understand why these celebs choose to date in the same circle. Perhaps it has something to do with not wanting to be used. There must be paranoia around dating an unknown.

Lol, don't know how to explain it . She was brought up in a stable and traditional home , plus she's close to her dad(who happens to be the educated and focused type), and from the interview i once watched ye family yakhe , I understood why she is the way she is and that she wouldn't bring bring AKA home to meet papa .

She said the radio gig complements her new life and personality , I agree. TV, in most cases turns people into cheap attention seeking h'oes , plus many of them die broke after years of sleeping with directors for roles .

I seriously don't get it, but I also think the " power celeb couple " nonsense excites them. Or that if you are both on the spotlight, more drama , meaning more fame which sometimes translates to endorsements and other deals . In the long run , I also don't see u Nomzamo Mbatha lasting with a celeb .

XhosaNostra:
Cute couple. Where is Zizo these days? Haven't seen her in a while. The hubby seems like a correct chap & for some reason I trust Zizo. She seems homely.

She joined umhlobo. Exactly , I think she's got a good head on her shoulders and is not drunk on fame. I wasn't dissapointed when she married this sort of guy , she was predictable there lol. I would have been suprised if she started messing around with celebs . I think they are good together , the guy seems stable and family orientated. I often fail to understand why celebs date other celebs , maybe I like security too much .

XhosaNostra:
Lol @ who doesn't. Mnxm wena.

You think he's gay? I was also shocked. It's true that you can't go by impressions alone. I still like her though. Noone is perfect. Hey but her liver inewele lol. So scandalous.

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Lol , i kinda get that vibe but I like him shame. Heyi, true that . I just wonder what drove her to into enje . Ja , it's hard to dislike her . She's got a pig's liver , yeses .


Hope these two don't jikela each other, I like the balance between them . Zizo chose smart .

Why did he go around using his dyck outside the home ?..... . I feel sorry for her , hope they don't treat her badly in jail .

XhosaNostra:
Oh, it wasn't? He must have a thing for ooNontombi then
Anele should shut up & sit her fat ass down because allegedly Thembisa was physically & emotionally abusive to Bathandwa, while they were still married. Even made him believe the kids were his when they were a result of an affair she was carrying on behind his back. They're not saints pha kokwabo.

Nope !wasn't her , I know Poppy. Lol , who doesn't .


hayi !!!!!. I didn't know this . Haybo, didn't know Thembisa was like that . I'm so dissapointed. I didn't even know her husband was Athandwa , I knew she was married though. Lol, where was the husband time edlelwa? Busy being gay somewhere in theatre . Physically abusive? . Even lied about kids, sibindi girl .

XhosaNostra:
No, I don't like him lol. I've read he's a snob.

Could it be the girl from 5FM or some place? Because B once had a beef with this other X-girl over Euphonik. I believe they even exchanged punches. I can't remember the girl's name now but she's a radio presenter & a model. Ever since then, I've noticed that B doesn't really like X-people. Because during her show on Metro, which she hosted with The Nekkid Dj at the time, Nekkid was sharing a story about a gig he had in PE & he went on to say EC girls are beautiful etc. You could tell she was annoyed. She said beautiful girls are everywhere & then the other guys at the studio were disagreeing with her. She shut down the conversation by saying that's their opinion blah blah blah. You could tell it pained am lol.

*Edited*

Her name is Poppy Ntshongwana.

Lol, he looks like one and uya moera, ask B .


No , it wasn't Poppy . Lol, I remember the punching incident . Lol, Oo anele and them came out criticizing Bonang, calling he a street girl( a new term regularly used to diss people in our parliament) . E pain am well well .

XhosaNostra:
Btw, I've never heard Euphonik speak, but I've always been under the assumption that he is a coconut or atleast speaks with a Model C accent like T-bo Touch.

You like him?


All I know is that he speaks soft , don't remember his accent though .


Speaking of euphonik. This other December we were on holiday in Margate and he was going to play there . That day stuck to my mind coz he was dropped and picked up by some model like girl . She drove a Mini Cooper , I registration yayo " somashishini " . And we kept on asking ourselves , what the hell is she selling? , what exactly was she advertising . Abakhaya kodwa lol.

XhosaNostra:
LMAO @ they've never had a social life. Somehow that part got me.

Yeah, what a messy ball of craziness. Bunch of freaks! Sometimes you wonder how some people become this sick or maybe really it's a cycle of abuse like you said. Makes you wish they're either forced into therapy or locked away, so they wouldn't take anyone with them to the depths of their bleeped up worlds.

Use less vernacular or conceal it within hong hong hong lol.

*stares in coconut twang *

Lol. Thanks , will do.


Lol, but they never did nje...maybe I should have said no social life outside of the one with daddy and obhuti.

It was really sick and I doubt any of them will ever recover from this shyt. Worse the dead , justified it all by using the bible . Smh. These are the sorts of people that should be necklaced lol.

XhosaNostra:
God, I hope not! I've always wondered why most rape victims or people who've been sexually abused in general, always become promiscuous or wayward after the fact. Unintsi lwabo always turn out the same way. Perhaps there's a void or something afterwards.

* Spambot *



Eish, unfortunately it often ends like that.


I was trying to tell you about a story , about some family elokshini yam . The dad was a pastor or spiritual guru or whatever these creeps call themselves these days. He had 3 daughters and two sons. There was always something creepy about that house and the kids were all odd. They weren't allowed to play outside their yard, bephuma only when going to church or school ( driven by dad ofcourse). To cut a long story short, we suddenly saw I girls getting pregnant, one after the other . Mind you they've never had a social life. Rumors started spreading ekasi . A concerned neighbour went to raise her concerns to the ward councillor and they both approached the police . Hayke sana, when the police got there , all the kids denied it all and kicked the police out . This went on for years until last year, when the middle daughter dissappeard. Kanti she had run away to her aunt's place in umtata to tell it all, finally. Apparently babeqalwa by dad , and when he was tired and moving on to the next one , she would be handed over to the older brother . The younger brother was forced to also participate, even though kuthwa he used to cry at first . The mom was apparently not well upstairs for all these years ( muthi). Summary; the older brother is in jail for multiple rapes ( not of the sisters) and murder. The older sister committed suicide . The middle one sleeps with anything with a pulse. The younger brother dissappeard. The younger sister irhosha in Queenstown. All of their kids are now under the care of the state.

LeSudAfricaine:
The Legendary line " white man seen eating Garri in Lagos" lol this one kills me

ask yourself why they think all white South Africans live in mansions and all black people in shanty towns, it's because that's how they see themselves in relation to white people, they just use black south Africans as a vehicle to express that

LMFAO, that one cracks me up as well. " white man seen wearing Yoruba clothes , Nigeria will be great again " .


Lol, they think we don't know that they are projecting. Just by visiting this forum alone, you can get how Nigerians see themselves in relation to white people, they can deny it all they want but a good number of them hate being black and mostly being Nigerian lol.

LeSudAfricaine:
Exactly! I've asked the same question. Nigerians have this infatuation with white people and it honestly scares me at times. we must put someone in charge because they are white, nothing else

Lol, the funny thing is that they don't even realize how obsessed they are with white people . It's seriously creepy . I wish they could have a significant number of onyibos around them so that they can satisfy the longing they have for them lol. Maybe we should pick up some street dwelling white guy and put him at the union buildings , just to prove we ain't racist lol. Pathetic people.

Ugosample:
Of course!

I hate discrimination or racism in any form because we have suffered it as a people, and we know how annoying and painful it is.

Discrimination is discrimination, whether white on lack, or black on white.

LMFAO, if you really believe the crap you wrote . You are seriously naive to how the world works and your version of white people is clearly shaped by Hollywood movies and cnn . So we must appoint some random white guy to appease the likes of you( we are all human gangs) and white people ? . Dude, put that ganja down.

Ugosample:
I did not make that point because "black is bad and white is good" as you are alleging, I am only pointing the hypocrisy of many black folks, like the guy I quoted, who blame whites of being racist when they are also racist.

An average south African black will most likely NOT vote a white candidate not because of his competence but because of his skin color and the past.
That is why you saw nothing wrong in what that guy said

How many South Africans have you met ?. You seem so emotional about this , it's comical. White south africans had their chance to fix the country and they failed , now the chance is given to others, so what exactly are you crying about ?. Who are these white south africans that have put themselves forward for the job and have been discriminated against ? .

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Wow. Hahaha. We'll see how you behave when it's your time

Lol.

XhosaNostra:
No, he doesn't drink.

LMAO @ huge nose & ass. Maybe you'll carry yours differently because experiences azifani. I remember the time my cousin was pregnant in 2001. Her boyfriend is from eZiphunzane, near pha ke kunamagali amaninzi. People use public toilets, es'qikini. Anyway, amaBhaca clean them every morning with deep (madubula). Yena she liked standing near the toilets as they're being cleaned. She liked the smell. I asked her, so why don't you mix the deep with water & sniff it at home. She said the smell is not the same. Ufuna that one esinekaka in the mix lol. Wow.

Lol, hopefully. Lmfao, that's so weird . I wonder yintoni le that causes people to crave some weird stuff. My sista used to be obsessed with emotionally charged movies time emithi her first and start crying like someone beat her up , maybe ke she was releasing ( u daddy wadla phantsi) . I don't know but she used to really scare me , and I was still younger then .

* There is no one that will ever love you more than I do*

XhosaNostra:
That means your dad didn't or doesn't drink. Thina sikhule nonopatyutyu Hence I hate alcoholic men now. Mnqongo = 1 beer. I'm surprised you don't know that

It's only the start. The exhaustion of the real deal is something else. Lol, I hate everything about ukumitha, sorry. Zala, uzalele nathi. It's your time

Lol, kanti he does just never heard of that word . Lol@ onopatyutyu . Lol, so akaseli u baby ? .

Eish, don't traumatize me already lol, I remember my Cuz during her time, yho she complained all the way till wabeleka and always looking shiny with a huge nose and ass . Lol, wish ingazi twins ndingazuphinda

XhosaNostra:
Awwww, shame. Good things don't come easy Eintlek, the entire process is not very enjoyable. Hence ndinomnqongo lol. I just can't see myself pregnant.
I'm very secretive, ne? Yes, we look so much alike. Mini me

Lol, it's exhausting ne . What is mnqongo? . Lol, don't be selfish . Lol , yes you are . Undethisile serious.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO @ nympho. I'm speechless. Good luck ke, girl. Ndinaye owam, uyi-one. It's just that I don't wanna shwaqa too much here. Some things are none of their business.

Here. But is a bit older now.

Thanks , girl . Gosh! And these things make me sweat even under the air con , nkosyam .


what? . Hayi wena , you are really a witch . I've never suspected this one ngawe . * faints* . Awwww! Cute , ingathi yi younger you. I'm truly shocked . Akamhle bethuna . Ok, I get though for not papashing it.

XhosaNostra:
Awwww, Lioness *hugs* Kuzolunga, mntase. Don't worry. Now I feel bad for even asking. Yazi usisi wam had her 1st @ 39. They told her ngeke ambone. Now bathathu. Yonke into is in God's timing.
Abantwana bakhe btw you can tell they didn't grow up ekasi. The little boy uthi ulusu is a green chicken. Ndiyamva esithi they ate green chicken but I was lost thinking it's an exotic dish, like Thai lol. Kanti ne, it's tripe.

*Spam bot* .


Lol, no don't worry. It's not long sizama, but I just want to fasten up the process apha in the beginning of the year , I love my December time but it doesn't look good for me lol. My step mom was like , once uqale ube stressed and desparate for uba yenzeke it won't, it will happen when you least expect it. Jesus! I'm a planner kalok mna , how's this going to work for me ? God must do the needful ASAP . Plus ndidinwe ubayi sort of nympho . Tjo @ 39, I think I would have thrown in the towel. Lol@ green chicken, that's cute . Uza nini yours ?

XhosaNostra:
But you must also look at it both ways because kwayena urhulumente or rather the people in charge of the welfare yabantu, basuka banyoluke batye kwalemali that is meant to build abantu izindlu, sele abantu be stranded now. What they did in East London is unbelievable. Instead of building people homes, they gave them the building material & left it at that. Some of the material was ruined by exposure because people didn't have the money to hire contractors. Abanye they sold it, while the rest was stolen. Mna shame I'm very disappointed by how things are being handled. I don't believe any promises they make anymore because they lose focus & become greedy.

But ke we will see.

That is the biggest problem here ; 50% of the ANC parliament members are greediots who lack the political will to act in a way that will benefit abantu. They are undecisive in increasing the pace of transformation because bahluthi not only from stealing but also from ufumbathiswa I brown bags from a London to delay the process. Remember I queen yenza lento e Zim until umugabe lost it , but ezobambi apha is that it will be the average citizen that will lose it as seyiqalile. The emergence of organizations like blf spells danger because now they are preaching to the poorest of the poor uba they should occupy any mhlaba they want and that I anc won't help them if they don't help themselves (true ke) . Anywho sobona khona.


But natsi I bet ;

If Cyril keeps the following people on his cabinet , I will give you any amount of money you ask for .

1. Minister of mineral resources ( amangamla hate him coz he is making sure I businesses that do business with mines zeze darkie ) Rama won't stand for that.

2. Minister of energy ( I nuclear deal didn't go to a western nation ko bass bethu, iye e Russia) Rama will punish him on behalf of Oppenheimer .

3. Minister of public enterprises ( she is too loud about it dominance yabelungu kwi state owned companies , the coloured biatch is a goner ) Rama can never betray his massas.

4. Minister of finance ( how dare I darkie take that position bekhona of Gordhan? , his Zulu ass is a goner , la position zange yaphathwa yi darkie since 94)

5. Minister if state security ( he is busy investigating abelungu aba corrupt, uyaphapha he is gone ).

6. The public protector (she will not kneel and take white preeks on her mouth like Thuli madonsela , she will be the first one to go Futhi, plus she is investigating apartheid Era contracts ezi who are collapsing u Eskom, SAA etc . She needs to go . How dare you stop Americans, Jews and Brits from doing what they want kwilizwe abaliphetheyo).


Give it a month or two, . Banyile aba.

XhosaNostra:
Looooool, Lioness. It all sounds so good in an ideal world & on paper, but I don't think that's how it'll work out in the real world. Remember ukuba kwabona abantu bethu they cannot give you something for nothing. Emisebenzini kungenwa with connections, so how will they all of a sudden become fair, especially when the pie is much bigger? Sorry but I don't see it working. Ndiyamazi mna umntu omnyama. He's the worst oppressor than umlungu. Go to any govt place, ubone the way they treat people, beba undermina. Mna I say umntu makazakhele esakhe, so these opportunists won't get what they want under the guise of "uplifting the poor", when some of us know it's all for show. This won't end well, I swear.

Lol, I understand not wonke umntu will be smilling bakhona abazofumana less than others while the elite will chow more ( not peculiar to SA by the way, injalo all over). Mna I wouldn't mind if umhlaba instead of being given to individuals anikwe u government which is also enye I option being discussed coz if the state is In control of it like kumazwe anje nge Kenya, it becomes easier . But le current situation yona soze isebenze it will lead to more farm murders as we have seen in recent months I numbers zonyukile and it's becoming scary. Noba siyenzani njani but we must find a way coz ubane 10% yabantu aba productive while I majority bekwi grants is a no no. Just yesterday kwi ndaba we saw e free state abantu living kwi shacks next to a dirty dam not far ngakwi golf course, mind you they used to live kulandawo where the golf course was but they were forcefully removed because lamhlaba was " owned " by some dead Johann whose grandchildren recently came back from new Zealand basusa abantu who have lived there for decades.

But ke like Nkosaza said if the ANC doesn't address this ASAP shyt is going to hit the fan and no one is going to escape .

XhosaNostra:
Hmmm...
But I thought the govt owns the majority of the land mos. So now I'm surprised. Xa usithi not iziganga, then how are millions of people going to benefit kulomhlaba sewakhiwe. I'm afraid ngathi we're creating a culture ka-dankie. Everybody feels they're entitled to something. And there's also this issue of the Khoisans ecaleni, who claim that umhlaba belongs TO THEM ngoba they were also forcibly displaced by the Bantu. If we don't learn to move past certain things, we'll face the realities of countries like Sudan ngoba iyaxabanisa this thing of the land.

No akunjalo. Urhulumente own only 3% the rest ozanokutya belongs to o bass which is what is causing the unrest and if not resolved quickly kunyiwe because there is no other country that izinto zonke are owned by few. Remember if there is a farm kwi village , the people that will work there will be abantu ba pha as is currently the case but do they benefit ? No babhatalwa nge wine. So what's going to change? The people who have been turned into slaves kweza fama will all own a share of it , I proceeds zento yonke will go to them which in turn will mean they can now send a their kids esikolweni which they can't now , which will change i cycle yendlala which has been there for centuries on those farming communities. Which will change i dominance yabelungu in those communities , kalok I slave no master soze babe equal lol...so le shyt ye rainbow nation liphupha for now. Remember the living conditions zabantu who work kwi farms ? U bass and family bakwi mansion whilst abesebenzi bekwi backyard shacks without umbane. So without owning I means of production sizislaves qha. I SA iseyi Country ye hostages . We still don't have i means zokwenza imisebenzi for ourselves coz asina bank which will fund I startups which will create jobs without o bass. Which is their problem with zuma , uthe we must nationalise I reserve bank , leliphi elinye ilizwe where the head of banks I owned ngabantu aba outside ? Only apha. Once it's nationalized then kuzovuleka I space to open it state owned bank. Which will help young entrepreneurs zo darkie get funding. Plus I bonds zethu zizoba fair unlike now where we pay 5 times more than ingamla kodwa they earn 5 times more . Ja ne. We are all sick of sending I cv kwa bass nathi sifuna ubango bass lol.

XhosaNostra:
Why do you say it has started?

TBH, mna I wasn't supportive of this radical economic nton-nton, because I knew that it wasn't going to benefit the people who need it the most. I'm tired of seeing the rich get richer, while abantu bethu are getting poorer.

U Ramaphosa says when we begin the land redistribution programme masiqale with the land o under iinkosi . Mngakakanani lomhlaba to begin with ? . Amabhulu have over 80% and he ain't talking about that ja ne. Like I said , Rupert has spoken .


I'm in support of it mna , but first things first ..umhlaba, not iziganga like we have the rich one which Ramaphosa is scared to touch. That is the only thing amangamla use to keep us under I control. Remember, sithi who do the actual farming whilst bona they are just directors and getting richer. They export heavily amandla wethu and bring in i currencies ezinzima and build Estates, flats etc so that o Jace noo zar will go and rent or buy kubo while owning nothing . So if asithathi the means of production we will continue this cycle and remain i bytches zabo forever . Remember again, I banks zezabo and when you want a huge loan to start a proper business bathi use umhlaba as collateral knowing very well the average darkie doesn't have lol. So basically singabasenzi forver whilst bona they create jobs and pay you what they want lol.


Yaz the real reason behind the whole zuma thing ? Forget the corruption noise .

XhosaNostra:
Lol, why do you seem to have so much resentment towards Cyril?

My problem with him is whom he serves? Coz its not the citizens of SA. Like Julius said " Ramaphosa is nothing but a rich slave " . and I concur . Une bass syndrome latata rha. Watch the space radical economic transformation proposed in the December conference is dead in arrival with Cyril at the helm of things . From now on kuzokhala isicathulo se handlers zakhe o Rupert. And it had started already .

XhosaNostra:
Ja.

Eish I'm going to miss JZ kodwa Is his resignation official yet? I don't really watch the news lol.

Lol , sadly it is. Cyril became the president izolo .

XhosaNostra:
Hayi, sometimes I'm inclined to believe the things people say about "ii-girls". Bayasi embarrass(a). A year in & she already have a live-in lover. Vat & sit for who? LMAO.

Yho sani , it's both sad and bad. Lol , u girl doesn't waste time, wait for who ? Lol. Hopefully though, she will grow up from now on and u - v warned her uba ingathi kant she's still planning on continuing no bufebe while living with this one coz GP guys are not smilling ....uzofa qha.

XhosaNostra:
Ok babes. Thanks in advance. How long has she been in Jozi? Akana-timing yeses.

Sure hun. Ufike beginning of last year, started working apha around July. Ayikho tu. She says she's got a bf now ahlala nayo lol let's how that will play out.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, abantwana bembola ebomvu will rule again. It's written somewhere in the 1st testament No, I'm very serious. No jokes. I will remind you. I'm tired of this place. Maybe I'll finally meet i-taxi driver yam from kwaNongoma. LMFAO.

Wow, the girl is bad news. Be careful also because people like that have no loyalty or boundaries. They'll betray you in a split second. Trustworthy people are rare shame.

Lol, nongqawuse was told by the ancestors and she told us , so we have no choice but to do the needful and God agrees . Sure thing . LMAO, and yi second home yazo I boys zakwanongoma I Jozi.


Yeah , I'm warry of such characters and wouldn't normally invite her to my home but just fell sorry for her that day . She had well known sharks surrounding her , plus she was still fresh meat and amdaka amadoda alapha yerrr.