₦airaland Forum

MISEDUCATIONS:
tell me how how having a borehole is better than being a virgin.

I'm enjoying the dyck I'm getting. How does it feel to have that small dyck while surrounded by prostitutes and cheap h'oes? . Don't take out the frustrations of your surroundings on me , move out of hillbrow if you want to stand a chance of meeting a virgin or you will hunt till kingdom come boy .

Martin0:
close ur sharp mouth

He needs to be reminded of his realities.

Martin0:
being flirtatious see throw that to the orico service but all same I agree outside joke sha, but I know u different sha

you would ask why he likes you what an odd question going to an odd question too

Because i would find it weird if a stranger approached me , to tell me they like me , infact I would be frightened . If he / she walked up to me and said " I like your hair/ smile/ hands etc. I would understand, those are physical traits that are out there for everyone to adore or dislike . But you don't know me , so I would be curious how you got to like me .

The man messed up the whole theme by putting on pants , she could have found a way to cover his schlong .

Martin0:
oh this girl is such a nice Woman wife material

am fine dear if someone walks up to me and say, he likes you, what will I do about it....

Lol, becareful Marty, being flirtatious doesn't equal " wife material ".

Lol, what an odd question. I would ask why ?

MISEDUCATIONS:
well its better than Zim. whats your loss of virginity better than?

It's better than being a virgin. So how will this change that you are living among h'oes and drug users , and can only live-out your fantasies online?

Martin0:
Mzansian, I hail u how are you doing my little, charming, beautiful, endowed angel?

I'm good, my vanilla cupcake. How are you?.

MISEDUCATIONS:
better be a hilbrow dweller than 26 without virginity or a husband lined up!!! loser.

LMFAO, says a loser who lives in a rundown neighborhood littered with drugs, prostitution and filth. Dude , stick to lying to nigerians online that you are this : virgin magnet " , but we both know you are surrounded by hopeless ho'es. You only live your fantasies online , SMALLS AND HILLBROW ARE YOUR REALITY. I'm the least of your problems ,trust me .

Martin0:
this girl is in love, abeg who is this guy killing you for us

Lol, king Mswati .

MISEDUCATIONS:
just listen to this collection of quotable quotes that are hilarious comming from a 26 yr old single mother who lost her virginity at 17 and has been through 100 BFs. hilarious to the max.!!!

The bitter hillbrow dweller, looking for attention again? . Bunja go and hunt down some drunkard baby mama at smalls, we all know that's all you are used to.

I appreciate that he makes an effort to put a smile on my face , even with lame jokes . #2

I love how he smiles and relaxes his muscles when I do #4.

I love how he giggles like a school boy when I grab and kiss him randomly #5.

I love it when he blushes when he catches me looking at him, but the best feeling for me is when I look at him and he is already staring . #6

I have a little odd habit from childhood, and only a few people notice it. I find it sweet whenever indulge in it , and i catch him staring, giggling and shaking his head.#7

I appreciate how comfortable he is around me, and how comfortable he is with me , being me. #8.

We are partners , so #9 is expected from both sides.

Some of the things you mentioned aren't that important to me, they are bonuses. The most important things are loyalty and drive ( you have to be goal orientated and a doer). I'm loyal and driven myself , so I cannot tolerate a guy who lacks these two qualities. I must add; I don't trust the loyalty of a man who has nothing going for him, hence I wouldn't go for one . I like a guy who has somehow elevated himself to a certain level in life , they are usually self -aware and are specific about the kind of woman they want in their lives . I love it when a man with many options gives me the time instead of the diamond watch. That tells me he wants to build something with me , instead of building it for me. He trusts my abilities as a partner , that's a huge turn on for me.

Zuluhead:
Am not surround by cheap hoes and beside i have traveled to lots of countries across the world. Alot of the educated SA girls are my friends and they don't believe am a nigerian unless i tell them. Lots of the educated SAn females are also married to nigerians too.
There are also lots of nigerians that are working as doctors, lectures etc in SA and are married to SAn.
Most of your girls meet the hustling ones on the street.
It seems a nigerian broke your heart and you are yet to forgive or get over it..... Get off your emotions and move ahead with life.

I don't care where you have been , stick to the subject. They don't believe you are a Nigerian? Who do they think you are then? . You must be the rare kind then, coz SAns can smell a Nigerian a mile away. Lol, educated SA women hang around the certain places , very far away from the cbds your people reside in , so forgive me for being suspicious of this lol. There are Nigerian lecturers and doctors in SA but not lots , the lots are the dirty, loud and classless ones we see in Internet cafes and street corners. I would not be suprised if some sane SA women marry clean Nigerian doctors , but let's be honest those women make up 0.02% of the women you get here , the majority are well crowned cheap hoers , that society shuns. I have never "met" a Nigerian, I only see them and trust me most are repulsive from far. There goes the typical Nigerian logic , "she doesn't seem to think much of Nigerians therefore she must be heartbroken . I find that part nauseating, TBH. I would rather fck a homeless SA man than rub my skin against any of the nigerians I've seen. What an insult.

Zuluhead:
South african girls like nigerians simply because nigerians treat them better and dont abandon their kids. SA guys just like being a baby father but a nigerian would take care of her and her kids, we dont abandon responsibilities. An average nigerian girl even student cant unzip because of booze and food but rather some thing worth more.
Alot of business and companies in nigeria were built by couples. Not all nigerians are pimps and drug dealers.

LMFAO, if that is the case then most of us would be interested in you, don't you think? . But that's hardly the case , it's usually the lazy ones who want to drink and waste their lives on the streets that go for you. How many working class SA women have you ever seen hanging around your people ?. It's always the directionless ones who need a man to leeche off and they know it's easy to control a Nigerian man, something they can't do to their own.

Like I said the average SA girl sees sleeping with Nigerians as an abomination. That's why you are surrounded by cheap , hungry h'oes with no prospects. No one will take them in , but they know you will take them in with her 4 kids from different fathers. Same applies here , most SA wouldn't sleep with you for booze but there are those who " prefer " Nigerian men, and they are usually free givers with multiple STDs. And yes those SA girls adore you a lot lol.

Zuluhead:
Lol. I can view from your pespectives of an average nigerian in SA. The true is 80% of the nigerians guys you meet in south africa are not/half educated, alot came to SA without spending a nite in lagos or abuja. They are what you guys call location base. The real educated lagos, abuja or nigerian guys are very few in SA infact they come around for vacation or business deals, you find lots in uk, america, canada, europe, australia, lagos and abuja. Some nigerians could be lousy and since
most SA girls would get down for just booze and food, it was boom hit for all. Some lagos girls would demand shopping worth $1000, trip to dubai or a car and their guys are getting it easier and cheaper from another part of the continent. Alot of nigerian girls cant stand guys that are based in SA, they complain they have no regards and respect for females but those are lives and habits they learnt from SA.

@ the bolded. Most amongst the ones who can stomach Nigerians. Girls who date Nigerian men make up less than 1% of our population. I agree , you almost always attract the worst of our sisters . There is a reason why if a lady says she has dated a Nigerian, no guy wants her , even people in her family will start passing condescending remarks towards her, she is now regarded " dirty". That's because generally , women who go with Nigerians are usually considered borderline prostitutes, drunkards who sleep with anything with money. By the way Nigeria has cheap h'oes as well, social media exposes them daily, even here on nairaland.

Btw , the average SA girl and the Nigerian one clearly can't be compared. We don't ask for cars , we work with our men to get the cars we have or we work for them on our own. Unless you are talking about what is called * gold diggers* ?. Then you can compare those lagos girls to our own gold diggers in Sandton / Houghton -GP, Zimbali -ND, Clifton -CA ,PRETORIA East- GP.

Obviously if you came to SA classless and tasteless, you are going to attract your mates.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAOOO. Really? I should start watching the news, I'm missing out mos. That is hilarious. They go soon learn that SA no be Togo Noord taxi rank is no place for sissies. They will fùck you up!

LOL, you should start watching you will laugh at some of the things taking place here . Hahaha , exactly.

XhosaNostra:
Still on the brave, brash & deadly topic. Last year they were shooting a show called Top Actor Africa, hosted by Zikhona Sodlaka. Each week they were given an acting task, all were aspiring actors from different parts of Africa, btw. On one of the episodes they were given a task to act out a scene in public, without telling anyone that they were acting. The people watching them would then have to score them based on how convincing the act was. Anyway, this guy Alex (from Kenya) decided that his role would be of him having an argument with his South African girlfriend. I can't remember the girl's name now but she's from P.E. Lights, camera, action! Their "set" was downtown Jozi. Bad idea. During his acting, Alex kept saying, "I'm Kenyan, we don't give a Bleep blah blah blah". Bad move. You could see that one South African guy was getting irritated. Next thing you know, the entire scene was ruined, Alex got hit over the head with a brick by the "irritated guy" who was watching the whole argument take place. Someone is yelling, "Batlo go bolaya".

Watch. So funny.

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LMFAO, what was this Alex thinking ? . He was lucky it was just one brick , downtown Jozi?, some people have expensive jokes.

Last year when Mashaba started the evictions in hillbrow, the brave ,brush and deadly swore they would disrupt traffic in Jozi by staging a protest. Now here is the dumb part , they chose jozi central. Starting from Noord taxi rank heading to the mayors office . You heard me....I said Noord taxi rank( who plays around with Zulu taxi drivers ?) . You going to mess with taxi driver's money while staging a protest in a foreign land , making demands you would never make back home ?. You are just asking to bleed . They got the beating of their lives and , were driven back to that hell hole called hillbrow with sjamboks. How dare they ? .

OSUigbo:
Exactly madam hiv
The way you have fished out Zuma your hiv grandpa
I saw in the saw that some of you are even holding a rally to support him and see that no fly touched him....

Hypocrites

I've entertained you long enough.

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Exactly! Also don't forget WEAK MINDED. Because most of them don't have personalities of their own, they'll be regurgitating whatever dumb shìt they hear from the Nigerians they hang around with. I was chatting with another friend of mine on Facebook early last year, she's married to an Igbo guy . I was really feeling down & just needed an ear. This chick told me I should go repent at their church. LMFAO. TBH, I was furious. WTF does what I'm telling you have to do with the trash you're telling me? Rubbish! I have not spoken to her since. Someone will be talking to you about religion as if they know God on 1st name basis. They're the type who will pay thousands of rands to see a fake snap of their pastor with God, in heaven. They attend the Bushiri church, btw. Over my dead body will I go to such a church. I'd rather be a Mzayoni.

LMFAO, have a short conversation with a girl that is dating a Nigerian, you will have a headache . All you hear is booze, sex , weave and church . But I guess like attracts like. Hahahaha i don't understand their obsession with these pastors . Hilarious lot. Maybe they should move to the religious shythole their men hail from and stop disturbing our peace lol.

OSUigbo:
Madam hiv,
THE fact is, an average Nigerian is happier than an average south African. Diseased, frustrated and jobless.

LMFAO, exactly. You are happily celebrating mediocre and corrupt rich politicians, down here we get angry and hunt them out of out public institutions. Like I said, your suffering and smilling is legendary, that's why your country will remain a zoo while other Africans countries are getting better. Continue living in fantasy world .

XhosaNostra:
True @ the bolded, especially the bad hygiene part. We all know it. It's even more shocking when you meet one who actually does smell good, it's like meeting a unicorn They're like Zimbabweans in that regard, too many smellos. Well, we can't deny that some do date them, but are they the type of women most men would proudly "take home to mama"? Most of them are not. Usually they go for the drinking & clubbing type, who'll sleep with anyone who'll buy them another round of drinks. Out of all the girls I know who are either dating or married to Nigerians, only 2 of them I can say without a shadow of doubt that they have a good reputation, the rest don't. Beautiful or not, a normal man would never be proud of someone they courted over with a 6 pack of Savannah Let the delusions commence lol.

LMFAO. That's the thing, they don't seem to get . SA men would never marry or have a long term relationship with the kind of women that hang around Nigerian men. They are often cheap h'oes who would sleep with anything for a 6 pack of Savannah . Personally I've never seen any SA girl with a Nigerian men , who didn't behave in a repulsive manner, it's always the loud, attention seeking , lazy- thinking , forever in a club , free giving ones...... I'm sure there are a few worthy of respect but they would make up about 0.02 % .

XhosaNostra:
LMAO @ shìtting under a palm tree. You make it sound so beautiful & relaxing. I almost forgot you are talking about a disgusting habit.
Yeah, the behaviours are definitely not normal. Something is wrong, somewhere.

I saw another post on this thread, where someone said the 1st Nigerians who came here were brash, bold & deadly. LMFAO. Brash, bold & deadly, where? Because South Africans were still fresh from Apartheid, with a lot of anger & issues of their own. "Brash, bold & deadly " wouldn't have worked at all. "Brash, bold & deadly" would have gotten them necklaced on the spot. I don't know the kind of stories they tell people back home, but from what I've gathered, they're decorated with the usual delusions & straight up lies.
Come let them be brash, bold & deadly, we wanna see it

LMFAO, i romanticized it so that they won't feel too bad about it , it's part of who they are afterall .

LOL, I saw that and couldn't stop laughing. " Brash, bold and deadly " in which SA? . Had they tried shyt like that, we wouldn't have any Nigerians in SA today . I wish they had , they would have learnt the hard lessons they are learning now. They are fond of lying to the people they left behind in the village. I LMFAO whenever I read a post from one of the village fools " Nigerian men are taking all the beautiful SA women" . Like WTF? How many descent SA women would lower themselves to that extent? Nigerians in SA are often looked down on , because of; their bad hygiene , bad manners , lack of common courtesy , classlessness and criminality to name a few . How many sane women would choose this if they had other options?. Delusional!.

XhosaNostra:
As real a "medical personnel" as Dr Dre, Dr Khumalo & Dr Malinga.

LMFAO, like I said kwenye i thread ,most Nigerian guys on nairaland are; rich , they have all fckd beautiful foreign women , they have never seen a generator before , drilling a borehole is a foreign concept to them, shytting under a palm tree is something they have never done before .

The above are symptoms of psychosis. But then again one of their health ministers once said 60% of nigerians suffer from mental illness, and by visiting nairaland , I think the number might be higher than that now. I've never met people who strongly believe in their false credos like them, even in spite of evidence to the contrary .


Coping mechanism perhaps?

OSUigbo:
Madam hiv, Sun'qhela!
We do free community test every last Friday of the month. It's open and free
Nigerians are not as loose and carefree as Savaged (south Africans)

LMFAO, keep on fooling yourself "Mr medical personnel" , your government exposed the truth about you a longtime ago. It's only the citizens who live in denial as usual, suffering and smiling is a Nigerian thing , that's why you brag about Dangote yet over 80% of the average Nigerian populace lives in abject poverty. Very senseless and delusional bunch.

OSUigbo:
I can help you. You frustrated soul.
Sun'qhela

Hahahaha, no thanks. The SA hospitals are capable of taking care of my HIV , go and test Mr medical personnel .

XhosaNostra:
You know how we do

Lol.

OSUigbo:
Lol
Frustrated soul
I'm a medical personnel... I can even help your frustrated life.

then the Nigerian Healthcare system has not hope in hell . Lol, medical personnel

XhosaNostra:
It's huge. Each building is 3 storeys high. It deserves a 2nd chance. We had some good times there, young & reckless

Ayoba @ the last part , PTA things .

XhosaNostra:
Maybe they did because the latest is that they wanna turn it into a res for University of Pretoria students. A more welcomed change.

It would be nice if it would be turned into a res, it's clearly big enough to accommodate many students .

OSUigbo:
Mumu
Jealousy and frustration will kill you faster than your predicament status. You were the one that did the 10% statistical analysis, right?

Jealous of a clueless mumu who still stigmatizes HIV in 2018? . You have got to be kidding me. You sound more frustrated than my HIV positive self, why?. Like I said you are clearly clueless about what hiv is doing in your backyard, go and read up on your latest news. You probably don't even know your own status.