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XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Hayi maan! That cracked me up. Say andifake nam I wanna start a new life kwantliziyo ndise. How did the other girl take the news though? Was she indignant or remorseful?

Lol, just had to email indoda yam about this statement. He's like " I know uba u- v ligqwirha but this was savage even for her but lomntana deserves such" . He met this girl last year when he came to pick me up kwi year end function ebusuku as we were about to leave i saw this stupid girl drunk as hell , she couldn't even stand properly and vultures were surrounding her , sahamba naye . She didn't know where she was in the morning. If you are serious , remind me mid April. Kwenziwa I clean up apha, out with the old kinda thing so kuzovuleka and we are planning on colonizing the whole damn thing . The official language will be that of the ec soon . She sounded remorseful ( maybe because she heard no one is against ubufebe bakhe, just that she must know abuqhubephi).

XhosaNostra:
Yhoooo! Ihlazo! Ulala with colleagues? From King William's Town- King William's Town to Park Station ethwele ubufebe, baby why? INTERVENE IN JESUS NAME Uzosijongisa, busy causing a scene

Yho! Chap . Yes , with colleagues . Lol, from King with whor*sm. Lol , you and these new memes of yours are finishing me lol.


U-v ( the lady from PE) , is a well known sl*t -slayer especially ezi zakuthi apha. She murdered the little gal with love lol. " no one says I hobby yakho of playing ngencanca ezi different must come to an end but just don't do it here " ..that statement finished me . Yho, u - v is a witch . But I understand her anger , she is an induna ye HR here and you know she does pull 'em strings to faka people from ngapha kuthi , including this little ****, who is now embarrassing her amongst her peers.

XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki. Nawe!!!!

We can all give our praises to the most high for that.

Yitshuphinda.


Fck! Andidikwe, this other gal from King yerrr . Uyafeba u girl, it's like she is possessed by some demon . Ye maan , I've lost count . I don't know what her problem is , she is pretty and nice but lento yakhe is worrisome ingathi she is on a mission to taste the whole company , adding to our already tainted image . This is other chck from PE sent me an email later uba we should have lunch naye today , just to hear what's up . Don't want to seem like we are judging though but will go and have a mkhaya to mkhaya intervention. Simthandazele maybe

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO @ spoonfeeding him. Hahaha. UBra Willy, he sort of looks like Senzo Meyiwa. I'm sure you'll remember him.

I-worse kanti they were that cheap, kodwa thina sikhule at home kunee-trunks & bims Do you still remember i-bim? Ja ne, a person has upgraded in this life lol. Smh

Couldn't find an image of him. Lol @ trunks and bims..yho ugugile lol. Ja i do. Lol , injalo sana.

XhosaNostra:
A Pedi man is not man enough. They can't handle all this X-factor. LMAO. I-worse because I never had a thing for Shaka boys, but today "Heheni! We ma!"

Lol @ you felt guilty. Awwww. Mna I'm sure I'm going to hell because I looked him straight in the eyeballs this morning.

Do you watch SABCEncore? Last night I was watching one of the old films, starring Willy Tambo. Do you still remember him? He was in Winning (as Mpumi Mbane) with Baby Cele. So anyway, in the film he was in a furniture shop & a wardrobe was R45 back in '86 lol. I couldn't believe it.

Lol @ the x-factor . I will call them EC or KZN boys to come handle you then . Better start learning the ways of Shaka ke soon lol.


Lmfao, what a cold witch . I could have spoonfed him if asked , that's how guilty I felt. Ingxaki the whole thing seemed so real and I could still make out the face ekuseni which left me wondering .

No I haven't watched encore since last year. No I don't know him , will Google him . Lmfao, tjo R45 . Lucky them , we are screwed thina .

XhosaNostra:
Oh! Ngaba? No thanks Maybe he's searching for umfazi wephepha lol. I don't trust or believe anything they say because I always feel there's a hidden agenda.

I wanted to ask you something but I got distracted by your story. Don't laugh, but have you ever had a dream about indoda ongayaziyo & in the dream ube u so in love with the man? I'm sitting here buzzing & almost swooning over a Zulu man wasemaphupheni. It's strange because I feel like I would recognize him in real life. I guess I'll have to turn my head & check if I hear someone say "Hawu! Hawu!". Kwaaaaaaaa.

Lol, no its not them. He was Pedi, was just pulling your leg about the ritual thing . I hardly see aba , thank goodness .


LMFAO, are you having I dreams ezimanzi at this day and age . Kidding, ja i have and felt so guilty in the morning when I turned and saw the face endiyiqhelileyo lol. Lmfao @ " Hawu hawu " . Maybe your I soulmate yakho is in kzn or here in Jozi , so consider moving here lol. Visit a sangoma lol.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. So weird. You have beatiful eyes though, so I understand why you hypnotized uNondoda. Was he hot? Ungamangali I'm taking too long to respond, Nairaland has started with the glitches on my side. Is it working perfectly kuwe? Like I've been trying for 15 minutes but dololo.

I'm ok, girl. Give me that number, because mna I'm on the lookout for a soulmate.

Weirdest shyt ever lol. Lol , thanks. Atleast you didn't say haunting and scary I felt like a witch lol. He was ok looking wethu , not my type though ( thin) . I kept on using my left hand to scratch my face, lol but no . Mr dude didn't get it or he didn't care . Oh , I had that problem earlier on as well but it's fine now .


Lol, let me go get it for you but be careful maybe yi ritualist . Here it is **********.

XhosaNostra:
It's a strange word to be interested in. Maybe he's trying to tell us something Plus nabo ngathi zizifebe by nature

Anyway, how are you this morning?

Lol, izifebe using church as a front .


All is well so far , except for some strange encounter . Some random dude I was sitting opposite to on the train , told me I have haunting eyes and that I scare him and he doesn't like that . And then he gives me his card to call him because he can " help me" tf? . Im like help me with what ? He's like" you will know soon" . I just found him creepy and stopped talking to him. I got off the train and the guy followed me , I stopped and pretended to be busy on my phone so that adlule and he did. I saw him approaching the escalators , so I decided to take the nearest lift only to have him run to enter the same lift. I was so freaked out coz it was just me and him Inside but I played it cool. Funny enough he said nothing . Xasiphuma, he is like " don't forget what I said" . And I just ignored him. Now I just found the card he was forcing me to take , inside a side pocket of my backpack
. Don't know how he slipped it in , probably inside the lift. I went to shredd it maybe yimpundulu .

How's your morning?

XhosaNostra:
Yes, it's a negative word to call someone you don't like, similar to the C-word & other variations. Direct translation is p*ssy. But it can be used as an all-inclusive word to mean a sorry excuse of a human being. A scum.

I'm Xhosa, btw. The most popular word we use for anyone with loose morals is "Isifebe". It can be used for both males & females.

Why are you interested in that? Usisifebe (are you a wh*re)?

LMFAO, what a question. I'm curious though.

Fourwinds:
you get sense....men they around wey for demobilise the idiot if he misbehave.... lol

Deeman1:
"Poes" why do I think this word has a deeper negative meaning that what you tell me. hmmm... XhosaNostra come clean and tell me.. I would guess you are from Zulu tribe,? tell me in what "player" would mean in Zulu then?

@Mzansian an answer from you is also welcomed

I don't speak Afrikaans.

Grayjoy:
oh!! I said sumtin do come to my mind wen I hear Mzansi, that was my thinking not sumtin u dnt knw.
When u wrote Mzansi=South Africa, i was like oh!! Maybe dat is d major ethnic group over there, never knew it's ur home made 4 ur country.

Ok , I hear you .

XhosaNostra:
LMFAOOOOO.

Chin, you know they like to strip nekkid mos. Exhibitionism is in their blood

LMFAO, I know how much they like to show off ...naughty people . I bet there are psychos out there who lure them with food to their houses just to........ . This world is messed up lol.

XhosaNostra:
Woohoo!!! For sure you can't wait, nne? It's always difficult adjusting to a new account. I don't know how you do it lol.

Lol, really can't wait. It's weird.

XhosaNostra:
Oops sorry.

No , dear that was a question to him, I've talked to him using this moniker so I thought he knew it was me .

XhosaNostra:
He maan, banepipi ezinkulu those people, amageza So I wouldn't judge u my sister if she saw that & decided to go for it. No waste

As for dumpster diving

The bolded made me fall on my knees, laughing , how the hell do you know that? sicko . I really can't stop laughing. True, anything can be recycled including " it" . We can't afford to throw away recyclable products when there are struggling sistas out there . #stopwasting.

XhosaNostra:
She's using the Mzansian moniker.

Mzansian, when is your ban finishing on your main account?

I think Tomorrow afternoon. Haybo , martino doesn't know this moniker .

XhosaNostra:
Yhu no, it's scary kaloku. It's like he is possessed. Some people are truly non-judgmental. I would be too scared to be around him with that wild look on his face.

He looks really scary. She is a gutsy lady, I tell you . Like Marty said , maybe usistas was " hungry" and went dumpster diving to" fill "herself up . It's tough out there lol.

Grayjoy:
Ur question made me laff, maybe am high on cheap drugs.
Come to think of it, Mzansi is ur language, how do u expect me to know it?? I thought it was an ethnic group or something of dat nature.

Lol, maybe. But I said mzansi = south africa, earlier on. I'm suprised because you made it sound like you knew something I didn't , about the name " mzansi" in your earlier posts .

XhosaNostra:
Awww, this is sweet. It restores a tiny bit of lost hope in humanity.

The before picture though. How did she not get frightened by that look on his face?

LMFAO, stop it . I'm sure there guards around them when the pic was taken .......just incase .

Grayjoy:
Is that the major ethnic group in South Africa?

Dude, what are you on about ? .


Mzansi is another name for south africa. Mzansi means south .

XhosaNostra:
Wena, it's scary. Two of my childhood friends have sisters who didn't live to see 18 all because of ubufebe. I don't know what it is about high school that drives some girls wild. Both of these kids were born in the mid 90. But where are they now? Fast life doesn't pay shem.

Yho!. 18? And these girls with this blessee syndrome yabo , eish . And the older guys are taking advantage of it wayawaya, worse the married creeps.

XhosaNostra:
In a way, yes lol. As the wise say, there's nothing for mahala. You break a sweat for them gifts. Men aren't that foolish.

I will never forget the day I visited one of the girls at home & she was the size of an infant, with NO hair.

"Free gifts" have a way of coming back for payback.

Wow ! I'm speechless.

XhosaNostra:
Reminds me of when I was in high school. Most of the people that got gifts back then are now 6ft under. Must she compare herself to other people?

LMFAO@ the bolded. Did the gifts kill them ?

XhosaNostra:
Hihihi @ old man. He's young at heart

Lol.

XhosaNostra:
Lol. Blame it on Gqom

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Lol, that old man has this crap on his playlist .

XhosaNostra:
Oh, Ok. I thought maybe you have something against it lol.

Ay, we've derailed the the thread enough
I'm in agony aunt mode now

Yeah . Listen to some Gqom .

XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki @ midlife crisis. Perhaps his music taste is versatile. Plus, Gqom has some nice tracks. I also like it. We must convert you lol. Just this morning I was listen to Jiva phezu'kombhede by Babes Wodumo. It's one of my faves.

The Busiswa track I was talking about is Gobisiqolo. I just didnt wanna cram too many foreign language words in one post & get a ban.

Lol @ gospel & rock. Ha.a!

Here's the Babe' s song & I hope the Gqom bug catches up with you

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I guess. Nah , I'm not against Gqom. I like some of the tracks too. Lol , babes Wodumo the character . Sure. Lol .

Perhaps you haven't met a guy you deem worthy of it all . You can't force these things , you know .

XhosaNostra:
Lol, your hubby likes Gqom?

Hayi wena, what kind of music did you think I was into?

I also like that Busiswa song, but not the other one. I don't see the hype around "Akanamali" & "Mid-night starring". As a matter of fact, I hate both songs.

Hope you had a good night sleep.

Lol, I'm suprised coz he is a deep house person now all of a sudden the brotha can't stay away from Gqom ...middle life crisis loading . And he likes Busiswa too much , maybe he wants more meat now .


Gospel . Kidding , andazi maybe rock? .


Lol , don't know the other one but I like the beats zika " Akanamali ".


Slept like a baby , hope you didn't play too much last night .

XhosaNostra:
I don't know the song by Amanda. I'll have to listen to it. You have good choice in music

Lol @ the Eminem thing. It's funny because I'm the same way, especially on Saturdays when I have to do chores I hate, like the laundry. I blast rap music. It builds up the adrenalin & makes me feel super gangsta. LMAO. I can't do without music. It depends on the mood like you said though. Everyone of my moods has a playlist in my phone. Sometimes I listen to gospel when I'm sad etc. So there's not a what or whom I listen to the most, really. But currently I'm obsessed with Omunye. I can play it thrice a day just to hear the "Yeyeyeyeye". It gives me life!!!!!!

Do that , you will like it . Thanks, babe .


Lol, it helps me when I'm ironing ...I hate that chore lol . I also blast rap music when I'm upset at someone , Eminem does the all the swearing on my behalf . Lmfao @ makes you feel super gangsta...I can relate .lol , you keep on surprising me with your music choices. Omunye? You should live with this Gqom guy moss . I'm loving" gobisiqolo" and " akanamali " .