₦airaland Forum

qtguru:
I don't know anything about the Study route I used the Digital Nomad visa route and everything is on their website.

braindee:
shariff84, because I gave you feedback about another rice I bought on short notice in Lagos, you removed me from your group, blocked me on WhatsApp and GSM? I used another number to call you, immediately you knew it was me, you ended the call and blocked that number also.

Me, a customer that did business of over 1m with you in less than 1 week of knowing you and was about doing multiple more?
Is the rice bad pls ? Please let me know before I do business with him
No disagreement or negative words. You just went and blocked me just because I told you that you should work more on your product?

You really need to work on your temperament. This is not how a matured man behaves.

Beautynm1:
Please can you send me the link I can apply? I’m in the Uk on visiting visa will be back to Nigeria to apply myself.can you please send the link?

pDude: Yesterday at work a white co-worker lady and I had this conversation. I shame for the babe sotay I almost bite finger. But as a Sharp man, me sef use sense cover her stupidity.

Girl: so tell me where are you from
Me: why don't you take a guess
Girl: emmmm....I heard someone say that you were from Nigeria.
Me: yes I'm from Nigeria.

After a few seconds pause,

Girl: Where is Nigeria? Is it in Brazil?
Me: (with a shocked look on my face) nope! It is far away from Brazil. It is in another continent.
Girl: oh ok. Then it should be in South Africa. Am I right?
Me: (shocked beyond comprehension) nope! South Africa is not a continent, it is a country.
Girl: really? Ok where is Nigeria then.
Me: it is in Africa. Africa is the continent.
Girl: (using laugh to cover up her ignorance) I didn't know that. Did you learn English here?
Me: nope. We speak English in my country.
Girl: really? I didn't know they spoke English in Africa.
Me: a lot of countries in Africa do.
Girl: the last time I did anything about geography was in 5th grade and I have forgotten everything about it.
Me: yeah. You American need to travel out to other places.
Girl: yes but I guess that what our poor educational system does to us. They don't teach anything I schools these days. All we wanna do is do drugs and party.


Oh boy, I shame for the babe o. As she old reach, she nor get anything for her head. Na only to dey talk about her boyfriend fvcking her, partying and pressing iPhone.
Na wa o

Smooyis: No one is above d law. But life does not read sraight all d time. We should at least give obasanjo some form of respect too. If it were to be tinubu's truck dat violated d traffic laws would he even be arrested in d first instance? No one would dare impound his vehicles, or drag his name in d mud like dis. And moreso i learnt d truck were carryn poultry products and obj personally called Castile to help intervene so at least d products could be removed, but all t no avail. This is pure politics. Lets wait and see how it goes........

GARRI (x7):
Some fools break traffic laws and come to nairaland to cry and solicit for undeserved sympathy....
At this point, I can conclude that the driver contravened a traffic law and was arrested by LASTMA. The OP is trying to seek sympathy for a driver who has no regard for traffic laws.
@OP, next time you are in a vehicle, encourage your driver to obey simple traffic laws.

19naia: My first experience with pap was not my own,but of the neighbour woman who used to try to drown her baby with pap every morning as i would hear the baby cry fro dear life every morning...She would lay the baby on here legs/thighs and cup her hand over babies mouth and only release her hand to pour "PAP" into the cup of her hands so that it flooded her babies mouth and nostrils..the only way the baby could survive from drowning was to drink the "PAP" for dear life..Very quickly baby learned that to survive,he must drink his Pap....I have had my fair share also but i am lucky now to have many other options...