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Music/RadioRe: Muna Aplogizes To Legend Modenine by MzPookie: 11:00am On May 10, 2012
andyprez: Please, can someone tell me the offense & apology?. I'm lost here.
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RomanceRe: Bored N Nid Company... by MzPookie: 2:04pm On May 08, 2012
[quote author=cute_suga]u a complete n total waste of time n energy.....u can wallow in ur life of misery and doom....aunty cute suga here,..sayin bye 2 agbaya oshi...mz pookie.
lol[/quote]ow did u feel typing my mz pookie...eshe oh! all d best in your 38+ search kiss missing u already cry waste of ur time? cheesy ddnt u start d thread cos u bored? what do bored pple do with time? waste it! wink dont reply biko! save the energy for your upcoming chat, u will b needing it....loading)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
RomanceRe: I Need A Black Girlfriend by MzPookie: 1:57pm On May 08, 2012
odabi4us: Hey white man,I can get you a girl you will enjoy.Call me on 08185277692,I am an agent and I have responsible ladies for your pleasure.
No agency or up-front fee
love-vendor business wink WHEN did nigerians start doin things for free, no profit involved shocked i hope d only thing u give is girls and not help spread HIV grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Black Girlfriend by MzPookie: 1:55pm On May 08, 2012
Blackteeth: If you aint intrested kindly respect his choice and keep quiet.
i wasnt talking hun, i typed that response,or can you hear me? okbye kiss
RomanceRe: We have been dating for 6 good years, Now She's Tired Of Me by MzPookie: 12:34pm On May 08, 2012
Do u wanna date for the rest of your life? shocked after 6 years!!! is marraige not in your plan?? undecided
RomanceRe: I Will Get Married When I See This Kind Of Nigerian Girl! by MzPookie: 12:32pm On May 08, 2012
DO u know methuselah? u r about to join his team...na wait u go wait tire till u old! cry
RomanceRe: Should A Guy Beg A Girl On His Knees If He Offend Her? by MzPookie: 12:29pm On May 08, 2012
NO! he should stand on his head. does he have GOLD on his knees huh i dont even know how goin on your knees will help get her to accept u again...go n pray to GOD tongue
RomanceRe: I Need A Black Girlfriend by MzPookie: 12:24pm On May 08, 2012
unfortunately, u didnt come early enough! all our black chics have bleached and turned white undecided nonsense thread! lipsrsealed @everlong, when dey give u HIV now, u will b looking for how to spread it...
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Remember Me? by MzPookie: 12:16pm On May 08, 2012
na by force? tongue
RomanceRe: He Discovers She's Not A Vi.rgin On His Honeymoon Nite. by MzPookie: 12:12pm On May 08, 2012
pls why is dis news? is your cousin a virgin? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MzPookie: 12:10pm On May 08, 2012
hell to the NO! i no fit, even the fart will not come out.
RomanceRe: Goat (woman) Follows Who Holds Grass(money) by MzPookie: 12:09pm On May 08, 2012
NEROSKY: Goat (woman) follows who holds grass(money)
they said woman are free gifts of nature but the reverse is the case in Nigeria..woman(girls) nowadays 3muchly love material things.
your mother is a GOAT(EWU) except it was a man that gave birth to u, walahi! u lack home training
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Girls Beg For Money/Gifts? by MzPookie: 12:05pm On May 08, 2012
u barely meet a dude and hes already asking for sex or initiating hook ups dat result into sex!!! dem never ask u@ OP!!! LAPTOP AND BB and yu are shouting...lobatan!!! okbye kiss
RomanceRe: Bored N Nid Company... by MzPookie: 11:58am On May 08, 2012
sorry aunty cute sugar, grin tongue i meant well embarassed agbaya oshi
RomanceRe: Bored N Nid Company... by MzPookie:
cute sugar 38+...hmmm! na aristo u dey find abi na husband huh so, if am less dan 38 i cant chat!!! cry and u r bored grin wait! 38+ adults r almost here, b patient!!!
RomanceRe: Help,i'm In Love With A Married Man,can't Seem To Let Go.how Do I Get Out by MzPookie: 9:51pm On May 07, 2012
ITbomb: You just made me backspace everything I intended to rain on you.
At your age u need a mature minded friend and u have found it in this 'MARRIED MAN'.
Dunno wat to say
Lwkmd..pity party cheesy
RomanceRe: Naija Babes Can U Love Man Without Money Being Involved? by MzPookie: 9:43pm On May 07, 2012
luckgames: If he give u money
He can have S??
Who said that? tongue
CrimeOur First Lady Did It Again by MzPookie(op): 8:14pm On May 07, 2012
;DListen to this sentence by the first lady today during her visit to Makurdi Benue State:“I am in Makurdi State to commisserate with your First Lady and all the womens of Makurdi.I thank you for the warm reception you have given me in your state capital BENUE"-Dame Patience GEJ cheesy
RomanceRe: Help,i'm In Love With A Married Man,can't Seem To Let Go.how Do I Get Out by MzPookie: 4:59pm On May 07, 2012
Guitarlife: Eheheheee ROTFLMBBOWMJTNVIABMBHLBLO. . . . . Now fasten your seat belt for the meaning #rollingOnTheFloorLaughingMyBlackButtOffWithMyJohnThomasNoddingVigorouslyInAgreementBcosMyBoxersHaveLongBeenLaughedOff.
Now I advice you stop reading because I already lost my hence of humour after that. And i can see how NLDers are petting you. Do you know what your name is?
A f00l and I'll prove it.
You are 35 fccking years old and you are not a 2nd wife o, you are worse than that a mistress with no drop of shame speading terror, unhappiness , hatred, venom into happy home's. You started long ago and you have so much perfected this evil act that your conscience is now smeared dead with a hot iron. You are so evil and drop so much sadness in your trail yet you do not want NLders to tell you the truh so that you will not cry? Now you should be competing in the crying competition at the olympic's not only because you earned it but because you do ot see anything wrong in the fact that your whole life is wasting away right now and all you can come up with is that you want to make money? Please answer this question's truthfully and maybe we will take it from there
1. Have you ever beem molested as a child or even in your adulthood.
2, why does your concience not prick you at this great evil you are doing?
3. Was any of your parent's a victim of spousal violence?
4. After making the whole money in the world whom do you want to spend it with?
5. Have you ever come across the world RESPONSIBLE in your dictionary.
6. Why have you decided to turm yourself into a source of sorrow for mankind?
There are still more to come. I hope i didn't make you cry.
she asked for advice not insult...the best you could v done was view and ignore, how has your stewpid response improved her situation, i presume u are a very hopeless sadist....
RomanceRe: I Think We Need An Online Seminar On Relationship For Singles In This Section. by MzPookie: 4:16pm On May 07, 2012
the OP is bored!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Broke Guys More Loving Than Those With Extra Cash? by MzPookie: 4:14pm On May 07, 2012
give more of what you have wink
RomanceRe: My Test (must Read) by MzPookie: 4:11pm On May 07, 2012
so, i noticed some of u are getting excited abt this thread, sucks for your sorry asssss! dis is a very old joke and i dont know what exactly anyone is suppose to learn from this. am thinking i can prolly start a thread asking you to describe the smell of your fart... smh! cmon move this thread to jokes mai friend tongue
RomanceRe: Craziest Wedding Picture! by MzPookie: 4:03pm On May 07, 2012
:PTill death do them path

RomanceRe: Sex Or Material Gift- Which Is More Perfect For A Birthday Gift? by MzPookie: 3:18pm On May 07, 2012
Depends on the circumstance! U can give your husband a young virgin for ONLY pleasur as his 50th birthday gift ; grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Girl For Relationship:text Me..08094420092. by MzPookie: 3:02pm On May 07, 2012
Awwwww! I feel for u, is it dat bad? Takes lot of courage n confidence to do this. Wait! Let me laugh cheesy hilarious! All d best bro
RomanceRe: (picture) WOMAN Gets Married To Herself by MzPookie: 2:50pm On May 07, 2012
cry I feel sorry for her, she's gonna b sad.. #signs of end time# grin
RomanceRe: Naija Babes Can U Love Man Without Money Being Involved? by MzPookie: 2:43pm On May 07, 2012
Yes! Sure..y not? Its not all abt money grin but he has to love me without SEKX involved!!! Or isit all about seKxhuh tongue
RomanceRe: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by MzPookie: 2:35pm On May 07, 2012
Sijo01: lmao

New American Standard Bible
"As for you, be fruitful and multiply; Populate the earth abundantly and multiply in it."

This one mak sense grin how was it anyway? Jist us wink
RomanceRe: If You're Looking For A Good Time. . . . by MzPookie: 2:27pm On May 07, 2012
undecidedSo you took out time to write dis on your closet, you tried! @least, yu got my attention. But, this should be in the jokes section huh
Jokes EtcRe: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by MzPookie: 2:17pm On May 07, 2012
cheesy

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