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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Ariyke: 11:41pm On May 06, 2012
of course i can cus i believe if i cant fart in front of my guy then am just faking it

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Divine3: 2:47am On May 07, 2012
any girl/women who cant fart in the presence of her man is a big pretender, there some days myself and hubby do farting competition LOL, its fun and i dont see anytin wrong with dat expect if ur patner dont like it.

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by 190: 8:20am On May 07, 2012
Dirty things! undecided
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by tellwisdom: 8:23am On May 07, 2012
Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face smiley smiley smiley

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face, cool cool cool

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face, sad sad sad

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..

[size=15pt] shocked shocked Are you this useless?? undecided undecided[/size]
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 10:29am On May 07, 2012
Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face smiley smiley smiley

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face, cool cool cool

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face, sad sad sad

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..


Dis could lead to a ghasly car accident. LoL
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by jaysm(f): 4:15pm On May 07, 2012
I can mess in d presence of pple not to talk of my bf, if he tries it is an offence to me. Unless by mistake I ignore!

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Adaeze003(f): 4:16pm On May 07, 2012
hmm...funny stories here*seriously laughin ma as.s out* Well 4 me?? I cant.. .. smiley
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by jaysm(f): 4:36pm On May 07, 2012
I can't even take frm my sistas! Then that, we were togetha, if my sista mess wen we re lying on same bed, I always leaved d bed 4 her. It is a bad attitude!
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by pedestal82(m): 6:22pm On May 07, 2012
@ a point in ur relationship, u defintly do it in his/her presence. So all those forming
Its bad habit is all rubish talk. For me and my lady, somtimes its fun, she runs out when I release
And she does somtimes and I also run and leave the room.

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Bestbby(f): 10:22pm On May 07, 2012
cheesycheesy piss don wet my pant o o
Vikin: The day my guy tried it with me while we were walking to the car, The sound was thunderous, i just smiled and kept a straight face smiley smiley smiley

By the time we entered the car, He turned on the hearter, windows closed, as soon as the temperature became normal, i silently released a North Korea nuclear bomb. Also kept a straight face, cool cool cool

No body tell am to park by the side, and run out of the car. I kept my straight face, sad sad sad

Before he entered, he pleaded with me not to do it again!

Now, before he tries it with me, he has to be sure he will win the battle..
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Adaeze003(f): 10:26pm On May 07, 2012
@ pedestal
its fun 4 some nd bad manners 4 others. Its nt rubish talk. We must nt all agree on everything... Just saying.. ..
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Divine3: 10:29pm On May 07, 2012
190: Dirty things! undecided
u b saint abi? u no dey mess, u ur head. pretender

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699gmailcom(f): 5:20am On May 08, 2012
Omgoodness, this site is gettin boring...
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 6:41am On May 08, 2012
Latrice699@gmail.com:
Omgoodness, this site is gettin boring...

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Skii(m): 7:57am On May 08, 2012
,,,hmmmph..*covering nose* embarassed lipsrsealed

,,,awon oloorun,,,

this thread is smelling of mess
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MzPookie: 12:10pm On May 08, 2012
hell to the NO! i no fit, even the fart will not come out.
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by SteLette(f): 12:31pm On May 08, 2012
Standard procedure na.....
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by pedestal82(m): 1:31pm On May 08, 2012
[q ;uote author=*SteLette*]Standard procedure na.....[/quote]

grin grin grin
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699gmailcom(f): 1:46am On May 09, 2012
masterpiecer:

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Latrice699gmailcom(f): 1:47am On May 09, 2012
masterpiecer:

Where av u been all dis while?
I've missed u
I just stopped logging in becuz I didn't see anything instersting...but if u miss me....I'll stay,lolsmiley
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 7:44am On May 09, 2012
Latrice699@gmail.com:
I just stopped logging in becuz I didn't see anything instersting...but if u miss me....I'll stay,lolsmiley

Pls stay n bring d fun back
(Btw y did u stopped replying ma mail?)
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:09am On May 09, 2012
Yes ke! Y not? Abeg na aroma mehnn!! He go happy sef if my mess na weapon wey go clear Boko bois

Iso to gbayi! grin

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by gemstone22(f): 9:15am On May 09, 2012
Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger.

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by masterpiecer(m): 12:22am On May 10, 2012
gemstone22: Of course. Why not? Messing togther makes the love stronger.

REALLY?
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Nobody: 12:34am On May 10, 2012
He wouldn't be my boyfriend if I couldn't.

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by MrsChima(f): 12:36am On May 10, 2012
Chima and I always have fart contests....so far.... lipsrsealed is winning!

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Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by 190: 12:37am On May 10, 2012
Jerk chicken FART!!

Ewwww - atomic BOMB! grin grin
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Nobody: 12:53am On May 10, 2012
smh @ chima & [size=5pt]4[/size]190.

lipsrsealed grin grin
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by chelseabmw(m): 12:59am On May 10, 2012
dont u know that if u dont fart(mess) in front of ur boyfriend it means u are hiding lots of secrets from him wink
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by temmym4(m): 2:03am On May 10, 2012
kool J: Shoo? We dey even do farting competition...who I'm own go smell pass grin grin wink

MESSMERISING Husband and wife. hope you both wont shit in your pants during your special competition..

why would u wanna think of messing at your partners pressence? what is the pride in that If it s by mistake, Fine. but otherwise omo sometin dey happen o, if u get dysentry then try using capsules and flagil or try local herbs and stop being an ONISO o grin .. puff..puff..poooooo, kai. farting everywhere.. damn, Bad habit.. hope u wont fart at ur inlaw's presence too...

chai.. Look at the Onisos and Onijedijedi gbogbo's comments.. cant believe messing is worth celebratin o.
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by jklawson(f): 12:01pm On May 10, 2012
That's so not nice!
Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by Killz1(m): 12:03pm On May 10, 2012
jk lawson: That's so not nice!
undecided undecided

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