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Romance / Re: A Guy Just Told Me " I Virtually Threw Myself At Him" ( Pictures Attached) by mzvyne(f): 4:21pm On Feb 17, 2016
SlazzyK:
Girls wont hear Stop asking guys for money!
Stop asking girls for sex!
Romance / Re: What Some Guys Want From Their Bae And What Some Ladies Want From Their Boo... by mzvyne(f): 11:27pm On Feb 16, 2016
This would be lovely, but not an everyday occurrence.
Romance / Re: The Craziest Question Ever Asked *woman First* by mzvyne(f): 9:10pm On Feb 16, 2016
Ehmm, I think Eve should be the first
Romance / Re: What Is The One Question You Hate To Answer? by mzvyne(f): 7:58pm On Feb 16, 2016
1. When last did you have s.ex?
2. How many dudes have u slept with? (Shuoo see jamb kweshion).

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Romance / Re: The Hypocrisy In Homophobic People Like Me by mzvyne(f): 7:48pm On Feb 16, 2016
I'm yet to see the hypocrisy

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Romance / Re: Would You Accept Back An Ex That Broke Your Heart?and Give Them A Second Chance? by mzvyne(f): 5:07pm On Feb 16, 2016
Just maybe...
Romance / Re: Reasons You Should Have An Open Relationship by mzvyne(f): 4:59pm On Feb 16, 2016
That ish is maddening.
Why bother? Just be single.
Romance / Re: The First Day I Had S€x. by mzvyne(f): 7:57am On Feb 16, 2016
Your skills need work, not bad.

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Crime / Re: 40 Year Old Woman Set To Marry Her 23 Year Old Son After Getting Pregnant For Hi by mzvyne(f): 7:47am On Feb 16, 2016
Romance / Re: Signs When Men Should Look Out For On Their First Date by mzvyne(f): 7:41am On Feb 16, 2016
Kai, this piece isn't friendly to the eyes.
Romance / Re: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by mzvyne(f): 6:57am On Feb 16, 2016
lezz:
All the chicks are still reeling from the fallout of Valentine: they're not here.

Reeling from what exactly?
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Is Pregnant Without Any Husband! by mzvyne(f): 5:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
Olofofo Neighbours... cheesy
Politics / Re: Soakaways Of All Pdp Members To Be Searched By Dss - Fg by mzvyne(f): 2:31pm On Feb 15, 2016
just PDP members?
Romance / Re: Honestly You Are Not As Cute As You Think. Rate Yourself. by mzvyne(f): 1:02pm On Feb 15, 2016
Smellymouth:
I'm definitely a 10 grin
I make a median income (not too rich to be an ass.hole not too poor to be a loser),
my build is slim,
I've got a mustache,
my face is mostly symmetrical,
my p£nis is 9 1/2" erect grin,
I'm not possessive,
I've got a heart of gold,
I am comfortable with life
I can have sex for an entire 15 minutes (but pre-intimacy holds no time limit), and I'm totally trustworthy.
You can trust me with anything.
Anything at all. undecided
And u've got a smelly mouth

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Education / Re: UNN Tops In Nigeria, Listed Among World Best Universities by mzvyne(f): 10:31am On Feb 15, 2016
Liberty90:


Yes yoruba I know but in Enugu not Ibadan...ahead of your UI propaganda. Have a nice day!

Bros, I'm Igbo.
Education / Re: UNN Tops In Nigeria, Listed Among World Best Universities by mzvyne(f): 9:55am On Feb 15, 2016
Liberty90:
Another SE state again...now Enugu? The Great Igbo race said Lord Luggard, then colonial administrator to her majesty Queen Elizabeth.

Its the university of NIGERIA!
Romance / Re: How To Win A Girl’s Love With Just 10k In One Week: By Adeniyi Ogunfowoke by mzvyne(f): 9:44am On Feb 15, 2016
This is actually quite reasonable @ OP
Romance / Re: I Sent Her Home..am I Wrong ?? by mzvyne(f): 9:09am On Feb 15, 2016
only the slapping part.
Romance / Re: Did I Do The Wrong Thing??? by mzvyne(f): 9:05am On Feb 15, 2016
You took a girl out with 1k? Na wa oh

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Romance / Re: PHOTO: Ladies Can You Do This by mzvyne(f): 8:01pm On Feb 14, 2016
Ewww
Romance / Re: Is This True?for My Sisters In Christ.. by mzvyne(f): 6:06pm On Feb 14, 2016
tongue Even if its King James' wife grin
Romance / Re: Checking Inn For Your Romancelander Match... (Val surprise package).. by mzvyne(f): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2016
godofwar666:
mzvyne V laveda lovely friends to be with

This won't work.. Try another match
Romance / Re: Checking Inn For Your Romancelander Match... (Val surprise package).. by mzvyne(f): 3:16pm On Feb 13, 2016
Find my Matches
Romance / Re: Submission Or Slavery? by mzvyne(f): 9:20am On Feb 13, 2016
cruzita:
well to me I won't let any man wash my feet and I won't wash any mans feet

How about a massage? A back rub? A foot rub?
Business / Re: How To Survive On 20k Or Less In A Month by mzvyne(f): 6:47pm On Feb 10, 2016
bignene:
What about funds to carry olosho? Conji na bastard ooo

Bros, a poor man does not have any right to an erection.
Family / Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by mzvyne(f): 10:38am On Feb 10, 2016
thespokenword:
Abraham and Sarah are my ideal example-that is 10 years.if you are 23,you are invited

Surely age isnt all there is to it.
Family / Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by mzvyne(f): 9:00am On Feb 10, 2016
AreaFada2:


My dear, Bill Clinton cheated, John Major Cheated.

King David & Solomon had loads of wives & concubines.

The day I found out that one very decent & gentle guy was cheating for years with a lady near my house, I gave up.

He has two kids with his very pretty wife. She's a very good friend of many years too. She never knew till day. I bet she'd swear he doesn't cheat.

You can accuse me of normalising it but fact is......while some men may not cheat, any man, poor, rich, famous or average can cheat.

By the way statistically:

50% of first born kids actually belong to another man outside.
30% of all kids belong to another man outside.

So women too are cheating with a "face-me-I-face you" neighbour, colleague/boss at work, old flame or sugar daddy, old course mate, old lecturer, NYSC mate, etc.

Social media has suddenly given housewives access to loads of men from far and near. Same for men. grin cheesy
Toh, let the cheating continue!
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Has Possessed A Lion Now Coomanding People To Dab (pics) by mzvyne(f): 11:25pm On Feb 09, 2016
crotonite:
%%rears my head from under a rock%%
dab!?
guyz plz wad za puck is dab
Not just u, I was lost as well.

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Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong For A Woman To Carry CONDOMS In Her Bag? by mzvyne(f): 9:48pm On Feb 09, 2016
ronald4lif:


It shows she sleeps around and the consequence of cheating is to dump their ass. That's the consequence. wink
I dont mean someone in a relationship.
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong For A Woman To Carry CONDOMS In Her Bag? by mzvyne(f): 8:54pm On Feb 09, 2016
ronald4lif:

They had better not coz they won't like the consequences. tongue
Ejoor, enlighten me on the consequences of carrying a condom.

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