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Trump is just looking for W.H.O to blame

Nevertheless, he is still a million times better than the lifeless bag of manure at Aso Rock.

She said NHS -- National Health Service, UK.

NCDC won't even pick our call. We are on our own, but we have God.

Medicine after death.

Why did the govt not implement a travel ban and close the borders in time? It will not be well with each and every one of them.

I felt it o. Within festac.

EnterpriseMan:
Op its 0:5 abeg update na what happened yesterday is not our fault na

You are not well

GOAL MAN UTD!!

Thunder fire City!!

Airtel must really like me

Forget the jokes and all. This is the kind of news that makes one's heart sink.

Convid-19 spreads via air, even without physical contact. God helps us.

This is not good news

Brown roof people. Na dem like to lash pass, but na dem dey form holy holy pass.

Why does Ole always make late substitution? Dem swear for am?

donstan18:
Not that they are slow or lack creativity. They are just being careful while attacking to avoid counter against them.

They are slow. Wolves are just hitting counter after counter with those long balls. It's only a matter of time before they score.

Man utd: slow and not creative. Why are young men this slow please?

Why is Martial holding the ball for too long? What is wrong with this boy?

Iyiataata92:
You're not up to date. Bruno Fernades deal wey them don cancel since. Dream on

Man Utd has submitted an improved bid, bro. It is you who isn't up to date.

Nonsense club. We are still annoyed that they lost to Burnley. If they like, let them not buy Bruno Fernandes

When I was in Jss 2, chores were distributed daily to the kids in my class, Jss 1, and Jss 2, aa per we were junior students. Boys and girls had to do all the chores together, including washing toilet.

One day, me and one girl was asked to clean the boys' hostel windows. The rooms were locked during school time, so we had to clean from outside, sometimes using ladder.

So, that day, me and this girl were cleaning. I'll hold the ladder, and she'll climb up and clean. Whenever she climbs to clean, I'll hold the ladder, but bend small to see her pant.

I ways already very hard from all the looking when she asked me to help her come down. I put my hands under her shoulders and raised her, and as I was bringing her down, the tent in my trouser got caught between her legs, raising her skirt up all the way till her pant: my hard tool inside trouser was touching her pant.

We just looked at each other, and I dropped her. She climbed again and told me to bring her down, and it happened again. We continued to do it until I released inside my trouser, so my tool was not standing again.

She got angry and left.

Midas01:
That is exactly what is being practiced in America yet it hasn't worked for them rather it has brought about an epidemic of unwanted pregnancies.

Unwanted pregnancy in the USA is no where as big as problem as it is here in Nigeria. Have you been to the North?

No.

But, they should be forced to pay child support. No one asks if the lady wants to marry the guy? Guys forced to marry ladies they impregnate often take their anger out on their wives.

Forced Marriage should be a No. If you give her bele, then you pay Child Support till that kid turns 18. If you no get money for child support, then you gast go find work.

Do it this way and there'll be lesser unwanted pregnancies.

Copied story from Joro olomofin on Instagram. Op, is it hard to make up your own stories?

DownChelsea:
I think you’re mistaking today’s match for this match

Is it not Man utd that we are talking about again? I won't be surprised to see that scoreline.

Abeg Man Utd, let it not pass 3 - 0. Please, we are begging you. If they knack you pass 4 - 0, then I no know una again o.

God bless our fallen heroes. Their bravery is not something the useless soldiers that litter our streets today can match up to.

Other presidents had the option to dispatch Soleimani, but they forewent it because US already had Iran in a good place.

Mr. Impeached could not seat still because new impeachment evidence against him was coming to light by the hour, so he went to do what he predicted in 2011 that Obama would do to get re-elected: declare war on Iran.

Iran is three times bigger than Iraq, and US spent more than a decade warring Iraq. Anyone who says It'll be easy to wipe out Iran must be eating a plate of half-fried akara with a can of Black Bullet.

I actually had to go and Google the word "Impeachment".

Impeachment does not mean he will be removed from office. I watched it live; it was interesting to see the points presented by both sides.

When will Nigeria get there? When will this country be able to hold its leaders accountable for crimes? Chai.

Man United's biggest fan at the moment

YungMillionaire:
So Arsenal = God

Abeg go and siddown

So person cannot joke without you nutters bringing religion into the matter?

They cannot even hold a lead to save their lives. Chai

2 -2 Fail united

United

What a shame of a club. I already stopped watching their matches (checking scores on livescores) and following their social media.

2 - 1 down from 1 - 0 up.