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Lolabbey:
hmm,

pending babe

lol. u are still too young to understand.

@olorioko, u be bad belle. Na because ur babe dump u on vals de u de yan like that?

Me I got a red and white designers shirt with dark grey trouser from my main woman, then an unlabeled cake from my ^pending babe.

How was your val?


My main woman gave me a beautiful red and white designers shirt with dark grey trousers. I wore it throughout yesterday.

I woke up early and drove to my ^pending babe house (very far) around 6:00 am, I gave her a romantic call (which woke her up) and asked her to "step out unto her balcony", that i have a surprise for her, when she came out, she couldn't believe it when she saw me packed right in front of her house. I presented her a gold platted wrist watch, a swimming trunk and a card , wanted to kiss her when he had not brushed, but she refused Later, I took her out. All i got from her was an unlabeled cake.

I also bought a new phone for my main woman.


N:B. _{My main woman is my fiancee, my babe is my old friend whom am considering dating}

Ninjabyte:
Bros, i feel your pain. really. E dey pain me make i see fine girl for street dey waka pass and i no fit decide which method to adopt go psyche am.

But here's a method that works _{tested and proven} Just pay one Agbero guy make e woza am one dirty slap begin dey drag for her purse or handset. Na den u go just show up _{Like indian film} come beat d nonsense out of the mugu, carry her purse come give am back, comot tissue come clean the tears wey dey her eyes, come offer say make u walk am to where she dey go.

Guy, if u try this method, i assure u, its going to be no one but u. _{Method tested @ University of SiddonLook, Yaba Left}

I no fit stop laf. May God help u make police no de around, u go confess that boy alinco for papa ajasco.

Guys, this is funny but true. Yesterday in Mavrick Schools Ibadan, A student presented a special gift to a girl.
The gift was well wrapped and appealing, when the babe opened the multi-wrapped gift with love and admiration, behold it was eba (Garri) that was wrapped in the beautiful wrapping sheet.

Ok u, what did u get for val gift?

Abeg make una give answers jo!

Mine is, pretend to be a stranger, ask for for somewhere that u think she might be heading to, then say something that might catch her interest. Ask her if she is a movie star, tell her she looks like one and maybe she should consider joining acting, bla bla, Girls likes such flattering conversation and before u know it, you'll strike a conversation that might lead to exchange of numbers. But do not ask for her number immediately or tell her u like her, try to see her one or 2 more times. It'll work and u'll start by making her your friend. ensure u have sense of humour.

Too bad, those thieves are already cursed!

Interesting, just that i don't personally like accer designs, we marketed it in 2005.

Like how many units will one have for his to be returned? How would I know if mine was returned, for us that just bought few, nearly a million

can we have a photo?

Via bank wire but the fastest way is via e-gold.

funny

Okotogbaiko

I just read that Snoop Dog is still a Virgin!

Read it yourself www.mumuoyamakeuclick.com/snoop_virgin.html

Please guys, help me ask Jennifer Lopez if love na by force. I dated and enjoyed the super star while in the US, now am back to marry Nkiru my love, J'lo flew down to Nigeria and was on her knees begging me to marry her, only if my village had roads and TV, u would have seen her crying for me on CNN

See the original news http://www.mumugovisit.com and www.mugugoclick.com

Is seun a lawyer? I can help you arrange a good lawyer, it'll not cost too much. Just buzz me. By the way, u guys should chat and settle up, this is new year, Uzor, u sef too de fight with people. The other time, it's was a lady in Romance section, now, Mr Okapi abi na katakpo.

I love this, shares everysday, u get on which one to buy.

U just made my day with this, Nne, obu eziokwu ka ina ekwu, but it's because of people like us who will not buy once they see MADE IN NIGERIA!

The truth is that we are already accustomed to imported cheaper things, hope we change and encourage our industries to improve quality.


_{@OziomaTv, Nne Ibu onye ebee, kedu ebe gi no?}


lol

Sure, as long as u remain honest. I have used ur service and like it!

No let God here u o!

except u wan get Oganigwe long thing!

Makaranta ofcourse! *_{Makaranta= skool}

Try GTB.