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Double N:

This guys have surely gone bunkers!!

Yes o!
They've lost their marbles o
Since Google removed the offending app
The crazy developer promised to release it off market before the end of the week.

[size=13pt]Here is another WTF app[/size]

[size=13pt]Angry Wife[/size]
This is what every wife secretly wants to do to her husband, right?

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Wife is angry at husband
Angry wife is throwing dishes at husband, lol

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“Pretty Much Dead Already” Season 2 Episode 7 – It always seems to be Glenn who tells it like it is. He sort of can’t help but blurt shit out. “Guys. So. The barn is full of walkers.”

It’s all about the barn. In The Walking Dead comic book, it was all about the barn, so in that respect the show and the comic are on the same page. But with regard to some of the characters—especially the ones whose stories differ from the comic—it feels to me like they are being given some crazy-good (and add another slice of “crazy” on top of that) depth.

Again, some critics want to take their shots at various issues they see in the show, and I cannot deny that there has been a whole lot of “doing nothing” at Herschel’s farm. A lot of this really could have been told in 5 episodes rather than 7.

But I’m going on the record to say “Pretty Much Dead Already” was one of the best episodes of The Walking Dead I’ve ever seen.

Rick (the under-appreciated Andrew Lincoln)’s talk with Herschel (Scott Wilson) was eye-opening in that we are starting to see a side of Rick he doesn’t even show his own group—he looks willing to even do violence to Herschel in order to provide for the safety and security of his people, and that’s a side he doesn’t even show to his people.

Lori (Sarah Wayne Callies) seems to be the only character in the story that doesn’t recognize how screwed up in the brain Shane (Jon Bernthal) is. Even Carl (Chandler Riggs) appears to have an inkling, though it’s more a wariness than anything else (and happens only on occasion). Lori is seemingly willing to just provoke the crap out of Shane. “It’s not yours, and never will be yours.” Maybe she’s just marking her territory—the protective instincts of a mother-to-be—but it doesn’t seem to me that she can see the crazy that’s going on behind those eyes.

Dale (Jeffrey DeMunn) was a dead man, or so I thought. Seriously. I was expecting the old dude to be shoved into the swamp and held under—mostly because I can’t guess what Shane is going to do any more. Shane in the comic is long gone, so on the show he’s literally a walking butterfly effect. A walking, talking, gun-toting, batshit butterfly effect.

And he’s right. Crazy, sure, but right. (And right on target. That dude can shoot.) The walkers are dangerous. I’d be on board with putting every single one of ‘em down, personally.

Still… you couldn’t help but feel sorry for the zombies in that staggering, stumbling slaughter lineup that was this episode’s gut-wrenching ending. The show filmed it perfectly too, hearkening back to past television shows and movies that depicted firing squads and massacres in which we feel sorry for the shootees. The grief etched into Herchel’s face was palpable, as was the mixture of guilt and terror we saw in the expression of Maggie (the always-amazing Lauren Cohan) as she essentially gave Glenn permission to kill her family.

And of course the kicker—the killer—was Sophia. There’s the mirror. There it is, that reflection, that “what if it was YOUR family” moment turned back upon our wayward group. There’s a slice of righteous fury thrown right back in their faces.

Who expected that? The kid is always saved in the end. Everywhere but here. What a great sucker-punch. The looks on everyone’s faces… simply amazing.

I have no idea where the second half of season 2 is going to go (we have to wait ’til February?) … but I can hardly wait for it.

[size=13pt]Season 2: Episode 7: Pretty Much Dead Already[/size]

It's dawn at the Hershel farm. Our survivors eat lunch in a camp outside the main house. Suddenly, Glenn stands up after an encouraging nod from Dale. "Um, guys, so , the barn is full of walkers," Glenn confesses. CUT to Shane peeking into the barn. Sure enough, there are dozens of hungry, drooling zombies inside. Shane becomes angry. He wants to leave -- immediately. Daryl, Rick and Carol argue. What about Sophia? Well, Shane is sick of hearing about Sophia. In fact, the former deputy strongly suspects that Sophia is dead. "Let me talk to Hershel!" Rick insists. "This is his land."

Later, Glenn tries to talk to Maggie, but she breaks an egg over his head. Hershel's daughter is angry that Glenn spilled the big secret. Carl, meanwhile, declares that he is not leaving until the group finds Sophia. "She's going to like it here -- this place," Carl says of Hershel's farm. Lori gives her optimistic boy a big hug. CUT to Daryl, who is still recovering from being shot. Nevertheless, he prepares a horse to go searching when Carol approaches -- and urges Daryl to take it easy. "Can't lose you, too," Carol cries. That doesn't sit well with Daryl, who throws a saddle and storms out of the barn.

Dale then confronts Andrea about Shane. "Is that what you want to be?" Dale asks. "Like him?" Andrea says that Shane isn't a "victim" -- and she likes that about him. Inside the farm house, Rick approaches Hershel. "We found the barn," Rick says. "I'd like to talk about it." Hershel doesn't want a debate. "I need you and your group gone by the end of the week," Hershel says. "I've given you safe harbor. My conscious is clear." Rick pleads his case, explaining that Lori is pregnant. Hershel remains stubborn. Later, Rick tells Shane that Lori is preggers. "We need to stay," Rick explains. Shane tries to be thrilled.
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CUT to the Hershel kitchen, where Maggie tells her father to practice what he preaches and let the survivors stay. Suddenly, Jimmy enters the kitchen.
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"It happened again," Jimmy says. Hershel immediately goes to Rick to ask for help. Shane, in the meantime, confronts Lori about her pregnancy and Rick. Shane claims to have saved Lori's life four times -- four more times than Rick. He says Rick is weak -- and not equipped for this new world. Shane also believes the unborn baby to be his. Lori becomes angry and defiant. "Even if it's yours, it's not going to be yours," she spits. Shane is hurt -- and angry.

He then STORMS into the RV, looking for something. He can't find it -- whatever it is -- and demands to know where Dale went. Glenn isn't sure. "I don't get it," Glenn says. Responds Shane: "No, man, you don't." CUT to Hershel, who leads Rick to the edge of the river where two walkers await. Hershel challenges Rick to catch and subdue the zombies , and not kill them. He then says that if Rick and his group are to stay, they will need to abide by Hershel's rules for capturing any and all walkers. Rick agrees.

Back at the farm, Glenn tries to speak with Maggie, but is rebuffed -- again. Glenn steps in front of his would-be girlfriend. "I don't care if they're sick people or dead people, they're dangerous," he says. "I don't want you in danger , Secrets get you killed!" Maggie understands -- and demonstrates her understanding by kissing Glenn. CUT to Shane, who approaches Dale in the jungle. "How bout you give me that bag?" Shane asks. Retorts Glenn: "What? Are you going to shoot me like Otis?" Shane DEMANDS the bag of guns that Dale is attempting to dump in the bog. Dale raises his weapon at Shane , and then lowers it. "At least I can say when the world went to shit, I didn't let it take me down with it," Dale says. Not seeming to listen, Shane takes back the weapons.

Shane then comes STORMING back to the farm. He hands out guns to all the survivors, telling them that they are not only going to stay, but that they are also going to take out all the zombies in the barn. "This is not your decision to make!" Lori yells. But furious Shane isn't listening. Just then, the survivors see Rick and Hershel emerge from the woods with walkers at the end of long sticks. He goes BALLISTIC. Yelling and screaming, Shane SHOOTS one of the captured walkers in the head.

He tells the group that it is "enough" -- it is enough looking for a little girl that is dead and putting up with Hershel's plan to corral the zombies until a cure can be found. "If you want to survive, you gotta fight for it!" he screams. Shane then breaks open the barn door. The zombies come lurching out -- and Shane opens fire. Daryl, Andrea, T-Dog and Glenn also open fire. Rick does not. Hershel watches in HORROR as his friends and relatives die for a second time. It is a massacre. The final walker to stumble out of the barn is Sophia. Carol runs toward her little girl, who snarls. Daryl holds back Carol. No one shoots. Finally, Rick steps forward. He draws his gun , and SHOOTS Sophia.
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To be continued ,

These developers are getting crazier and crazier!
WTF app of, EVER? Google removed it though, bummer:
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Warning: kind of nsfw, but sent me rolling on the floor

[size=13pt]Season 2, Episode 6: Secrets[/size]

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It's morning at Hershel's farm and, as the survivors go about their chores, Patricia sneaks into the chicken coop, breaks a chicken's leg, and then takes it toward the big barn. Once inside, she dumps an entire bag of wounded chickens to the hungry zombies below. Glenn, who knows about Hershel's secret, is watching the barn through binoculars when Maggie approaches. "You have to keep this to yourself," she says. "Please." He agrees.

Later, Andrea brings a book to wounded Daryl -- and apologizes for accidentally shooting him. "You were protecting the group , we're good," Daryl says. Later, Glenn approaches Lori to discuss ANOTHER secret. "You have a medical condition," says Glenn in reference to her hush-hush pregnancy. "I'll make another run into town -- just tell me what you need." What Lori needs is for Glenn to keep his mouth shut. Familiar.

Carl then asks Shane to teach him how to shoot. Shane, warming to the boy once again, agrees to ask Rick and Lori. Then Shane notices that Carl is carrying loaded handgun in his belt. CUT to a furious Lori, who hears from Dale how Carl asked to let inside the RV because he was looking for a walkie. "So on top of everything else, he lied?" Lori asks. Carl hangs his head. "He wants to learn how to shoot," says Shane, who volunteers to help. Rick is sympathetic to the request. Lori is NOT. "I want to look for Sophia, I want to defend our camp," Carl says. "I can't do that without a gun." Reluctantly, Lori agrees.

Later, a nervous Glenn spills it all to Dale: "There are walkers in the barn and Lori's pregnant." So Dale approaches Hershel. "I took a long walk this morning and ended up by the barn," Dale says. "I heard the moans." Hershel defends himself. "A paranoid schizophrenic is dangerous, too," he says. "We don't shoot sick people , My wife and stepson are in that barn. They're people." Hershel then asks Dale to keep quiet if he really wants to help. "Rick's a man of conscious, but are you so sure about all the people in your group?" Hershel asks. Dale has no response to this question/challenge.

CUT to Andrea, who is trying to shoot a piece of wood hanging from a tree. Shane shoves the wood, sending it swinging back and forth and creating a moving target. He begins to berate Andrea, trying to get her to concentrate and understand that she will need to shoot under pressure and emotional turmoil. "Pretend it's the walker that got Amy!" he barks. That's too much for Andrea, who recoils in horror and then walks away. Lori then approaches her husband with news she heard from Hershel: Rick plans to take the group away from the farm. Rick explains that he is trying to convince Hershel to let them stay, but it might take some time. He tells Lori to just give Hershel "some space."

Shane, meanwhile, chases after an angry Andrea. He lamely apologizes and then mentions a lead on Sophia. Would Andrea like to be his backup? She agrees. Back at the farm, Lori doubles over in front of Dale. She is nauseous. Dale admits that he knows her secret. Lori admits that while the baby is almost certainly Rick's -- and not Shane's -- she can't bear the thought of bringing a newborn into this apocalyptic world. "Look me in the eye and tell me that my baby will grow up to be your age," Lori says. Alas, Dale cannot.

Lori then goes straight to Glenn -- and apologizes for saddling him with her secret. Then she asks Glenn to head back into town to get her a few pregnancy related items. So Glenn and Maggie ride into town on horseback. She is angry because Glenn betrayed her trust to Dale. She is also angry that Glenn is sympathetic to keeping the zombies safe in case a cure is found -- especially considering that Maggie's mom is among the barn's walkers. Inside the pharmacy, Maggie and Glenn are searching for the proper meds when a zombie BURSTS through the stacks and ATTACKS Maggie. Glenn shoves the walker away and then viciously STABS it in the skull over and over and over and over. A shaking Maggie embraces Glenn. This time, she was just fine with killing the undead.

Later, Maggie STORMS back to the farm and throws a package of "abortion pills" at Lori, telling her to go get her own damn medicine the next time and stop putting Glenn in danger. Lori is so taken aback that -- for once -- she says nothing. CUT to Shane and Andrea, who drive a car into a suburban neighborhood in search of Sophia. Almost immediately, they are ATTACKED by a horde of walkers. Shane shoots a number of the zombies in the head while a flustered Andrea fumbles with her weapon. After a few errant shots, Andrea finds her groove, SHOOTING zombie after zombie in the head.

CUT to the farm, where Lori apologizes to Glenn. Glenn then wonders if the morning-after pills will even work. He then hands Lori prenatal vitamins as second option. "I can't tell you what to do," Glenn says. "But your choice -- maybe you shouldn't make it alone." CUT to Andrea and Shane riding in the car back to the farm. A smiling Andrea grabs Shane's crotch. Shane stops the car. "Well, come on then," he says. It gets very physical. Later, the two new lovers return to the farm and break the bad news to Carol: no sign of Sophia. No dummy, Dale senses something different between Shane and Andrea.

Surprisingly, this prompts Dale to suggest that Shane get out of town. Dale even says that the details of Otis's death are quite vague. "I know what kind of man you are," growls Dale, bringing up the time Shane trained his gun on Rick. Shane says he loves Rick -- then warns Dale that he should be careful when leveling accusations. VERY careful. Dale gets the message -- and is quite scared. Shane just smiles , and walks away.

Finally, Rick walks into his wife's tent and sees the pills. He approaches his wife. "Something you need to tell me?" Rick asks. Lori explains that she took the morning-after pills, but threw them up. Rick is FURIOUS. "I screwed up!" she weeps. "I don't know how we do this!" Says Rick: "We can make it work. We'll figure it out. Shouldn't we try to figure it out!?" Rick then says he can't live with the lies. "Is there anything else I should know about?" he asks. Responds Lori: "Shane and I , " Rick says he knows. He has known all along -- and he understands. Lori thought her husband was dead. The episodes ends with Lori and Rick, seemingly apart from one another, but close in proximity, looking out on their future at the farm.

So no more secrets.

Chongaiman:
Haba, is this an ego trip? Despite all your qualifications and achievements, you apparently lack social skills. Please read 'Emotional Intelligence' by Daniel Goleman. It might do you some good.

If u believe this guy's qualification, then u'll believe anything! 

patriot2:
I am not a sentimentalist and I did not undergo any social skills training. i just hate to see idots like "na2day!" think the worthless junk in their heads not only dedserves to be read but is also more important than other people's.
The man doesn't know anything of whatever he is talking about and I even find it incredible that a simple minded person like him could type a keyboard and even write words which hold together to make synthaxly correct sentences.

Mr. man, this reason why i called you a simpleton!
Is because of your line of reasoning which is rudimentary at best,
u contributed nothing to the discussion at hand but to call everyone a betrayer
And u threatened all that your gestapo will soon be rounding every blogger up.
From all your posts above, u succeeded in attacking everybody but urself
U said u have a master degree in mathematics (which i seriously doubt)
And all u can give us is the dung u've been writing above,
I'm sorry to say "the money spent on your education is a total waste!"

^ ^ ^
Once again, you have confirmed my suspicion
I rest my case!

patriot2:
Now you are just talking nonsence. Nobody understands what the hell you are talking about.
First of all you ignorant, Nigerian army is 100% made up of Nigerians. And Northerners are a verry significant part of Nigerian army. And you calling Bokoharam innocent people makes you lose any credibility.
Bokoharam is a terrorist unit with links to Alqaida. So please go and dump your shithole mouth into a toilet. And do not open that smelling mouth again.

My first instinct was to ignore you, but on second thought,
Ignoring you will make u think u are smart
while infact calling u a creti.n is actually a compliment, cos ur IQ is lower than dat of a mor.on  
So, from ur imbecilic brain, all northerners are boko haram abi?  

Mokambo:
See the destructtion Nigerian planes dealt out to the country.

silly Nigerians, always in a hurry to prove their dumb idea of a regional power.

Nigerians wanted to go do the same thing in Ivory Coast and were stopped right in their tracks by Ghana.

Ghana said nope, we are not going to Ivory Coast. Thanks to Ghana the small sensible country in West Africa this dropping of bombs on civilians did not happen in Ivory Coast.

No mind them jare!
simple boko haram, they cannot tame!
They are running to American for help!

patriot2:
You people are betraying Nigeria. The mobile police should be taking care of those of you in Nigeria soon. And the others who are just trying to destroy Nigeria from abroad : believe me there will be no safe place for you to hide.

   
Where did this creti.n crawl out from?
You want to know who is betraying Nigeria?
Its animals like you and your cabal that has brought a great country to its knees!
E no go beta for u and ur mobile gestapo!
oloshi!
Patriot ko, parrot ni!  

Kobojunkie:
Now this is becoming more interesting.  So we should not send the brutes. Who do we send then? YOU?

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In every sane society, the army follows the rules of engagement and also rules concerning captured combatants,
I know u didn't watch the video, because if u did u wouldn't make such silly statement like u just did.
Imagine what they did to that kid taken from his home!
He's just a small boy for God sake! 

Wit what they did in Sierra Leone,
You wonder what the innocent people in the North
Must be passing through, all in the name of fighting Boko haram.
Nigerian Army, i mean!
Those guys are brutes!

I'm happy, some of u have watched the video 
I had to force myself to finish it, the pictures and videos were too explicit and gruesome .
And to even think dat Nigerian soldiers were involved in the barbarity 
May God forgive us!

eGuerrilla:
Comrade, I did sometime ago. Heart wrenching it is, to say the least.

But then, what lessons do you think we can draw from it?

I'm glad you've watched it.
Some of the issues are :
One dominant and highly corrupt party(APC) ruling the country until armed rebellion broke out (compare that to our PDP)
The international community backing a flawed election and calling it free and fair
Britain raising a mercenary group (Sandline) to invade the country etc
The way things are degenerating in Nigeria now,
The atrocities in the video will be child's play if things play out!

Did u guyz bother to watch the video at all?

I honestly weep for Africa,
With the way the west is manipulating us for their economic gain,
There is no light at the end of the tunnel.


Any one that watch this video will surely understand
Why we are having the kind of problem we are having now in Nigeria.
God bless Philippe Diaz for an eye opening documentary.

I just finished watching this documentary on Sierra Leone and i could see exactly what lead to the civil,
same thing that is currently happening in Nigeria now.
This film is a must watch for all our leaders!
They say "history has a way of repeating itself" 

[size=13pt]The Empire in Africa[/size]

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The rebels who started the civil war in Sierra Leone 15 years ago wanted only one thing:
to reclaim the richness of the country from foreign corporations in order to end the exploitation of its people.
In response, the international community decided to wage a war on this country,
with bombs, executions, torture, rigged elections and manipulation of the international media.
This created one of the worst humanitarian disasters of the 20th century.

No,
Though I'm planning to get the tegra 3 Asus transformer prime
When it comes out
Presently, I'm on Desire s (phone)
Hp touchpad (tablet)

LG OPTIMUS 3D VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-FQUsQeO5Y&feature=player_embedded

[size=13pt]Ice Cream Sandwich ported to a Galaxy S II, LG Optimus 3D too! , and the people rejoice [/size]

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Samsung Galaxy S2


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LG Optimus 3D

And dont expect them to dress in their Army fatigues,
I'm sure they will be wearing Jalamiyas, baban riga, and other traditional dresses to blend in.
If truly Jonathan invited them,
It's truly a national disgrace! 

Kobojunkie:
Where is the source for this? @Poster. Even the Latest news from Reuters does not include any reference to US troops actually being on ground in Nigeria. How could they miss that?  CNN sef miss am?

CNN?
Did CNN, AP, REUTERS et al, mention any boot on the ground in Libya?
But we all know that special forces were embedded with the opposition thugs,
Or why do u think they were able to take Tripoli the way they did?
That's why their deployment is called COVERT operations!

denzel2009:
Sorry embedding error


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUcJnwyCtes

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That was painful to watch
Chai, i will never treat my stuff like dat,
Infact i pamper the damn thing like a baby!

Check ur mail now,
And u can hide ur email again in ur profile

i mean for Nettalk

denzel2009:
Yes, it's the transformer but i don't want to root it yet so as not to void the warranty.

Some guys recommended grooveip. It has a lovely interface but disconnects after 2 rings.

ok
put ur email in ur profile and i will send u the apk
sideload and instal on ur transformer ok!

Same even if its a tablet, just google rooting ur brand of asus tablet!
Is it Eepad transformer?

Nettalk is ur best bet as suggested above,
if u are not seeing it, it means the region of ur market is not supported.
use market enabler to spoof the market to get the region that supports it
i.e if ur phone is rooted.

denzel2009:
Ejiike, the app is not in android market place.

Nettalk is very good
It may not show in ur region's marketplace,
download and sideload MARKET ENABLER app from here: http://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=504987
(get it from rac2030's signature)
after installing, long press any of the shown carrier and enable, restart ur marketplace and search for nettalk

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=548998.msg9574236#msg9574236 date=1321506048]E seun.

For the storage thing, the 4GB is new, and only a few MB has been used.

On my old android, anything downloaded or saved, goes str8 to the SD. However, with this phone, I have to manually save the files on SD. Is there a way to change the setting?

Lemme try the voice thing again.[/quote]Download SD Card Tester from marketplace, to see whats going on


[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=548998.msg9574243#msg9574243 date=1321506189]Nope, is on English. I might have to take it back to the peeps up stairs to fix it.[/quote]myabe u need to stop speaking to it with spanish accent
But i think the problem is with the voice data or pack

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=548998.msg9574159#msg9574159 date=1321504388]^^^ Got a question, not a android problem persay.

I bought a 4GB memory disk for my phone. But my phone continously tells me that I'm out of space, what's going on?

Oh and another question; everytime I use the voice-text during texting, my text always comes out in spanish. Whatz up with that? [/quote]@Ileke
Go to device settings > applications > storage use > SD card > below you will see GB USED on the left side and GB/MB free at the right side.
add, if its approximately 4gb, then u need to uninstall some stuff / delete some vids or music / or buy a higher capacity card.

as per ur spanish problem

Go to device settings > Voice input & output > Voice recognizer settings > Language (change the language back to english, if its spanish that's there, lol)