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Una see una self?
Y'all have started again!
By the time una husbands appear, you will start crying to the mods for help

The origin:


“Mrs. Coolidge, the wife of the former US president, observing the vigor with which one particularly prominent rooster covered hen after hen, asked the guide to make certain that the President took note of the rooster’s behavior. When President Coolidge got to the hen yard, the rooster was pointed out and his exploits recounted by the guide, who added that Mrs. Coolidge had requested that the President be made aware of the rooster’s prowess. The president reflected for a moment and replied, ‘Tell Mrs. Coolidge that there is more than one hen.’”

The problem of the pastor leaving a beautiful wife at home to pursue an ironing board of lady is an age old mystery

Let me educate you tonight, its known as COOLIDGE Effect!

The "Coolidge Effect" refers to the idea that sexual interest in one partner tends to decrease over time, but new partners can reinvigorate the desires.

What the bible calls stolen water being sweet.

Very painful to watch

kettykin: The Storm has just started , i predicted this storm some few weeks ago , how it will flow and how it will end is what i don't presently know, meanwhile some tit bits about the person of Fani and his present bile against igbos, the blow Igbo Mutineers must have given him when they arrested his father must have caused some brain injuries to the poor lad who might have been tempted to resist his father's arrest
from wikipedia

So, you guys are finally agreeing that you drew the first blood by launching the first coup?
Thought you guys have been denying your role?

Anyway, since you all love opening barely healed wounds, get ready to face the consequence, you all have just supplied Fani enough ink to keep us informed about Igbos duplicity.

saxywale: This has gone way bigger than nairaland. your ndigbo brothers have successfully created a big monster called tribalism. I never knew Igbo hated yorubas so much, never knew they hated awolowo, never knew they call yorubas Yoruba, oily soup, dirty, ugly e.t.c till I joined nairaland. When you type "Yoruba are" on Google, check the results.
Now it's so bad on here that many neutral Yoruba's can't stomach the daily insult and they are now tribalist both on the internet and in real life. You can see that yorubas are now supporting the closure of ladipo market and other igbo markets, yorubas would normally not support this. You can see peeps like DK hardly comments. There are now many Yoruba e-warriors.

You never see anything, check out this their website:
Igbofocus.co.uk

I'm speechless, just googled yorubas are:
Igbos you no try at all!
The war has been declared and you guys are suing for peace?
Walahi let the war continue!
I noticed this has gone beyond nairaland, even naijapals and Igbofocus website!
Walahi you guys have gone beyond the point of no return..
Get ready to reap what you have sown

dayokanu: You need to know deep Yoruba to understand it. If you open a thread let me know, I would surely contribute


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNPzWW3kXVg&list=PL815E8285DE730EC6

This would show you why Akintola was killed in the January 15 1966 Ibo coup

Sun re Aare Ladoke Akintola.

Ajalagbe omo kuloodo, Yaagboyaaju omo kara

Oro pesi je!
OMG
Iya lenu ni eleyi je o, oju orun ni awa yoruba wa o!

Dayo, please give the link of that Akintola's speech or better still, open a thread on it.
Its really an eye opener!

Nigerians and the abuse of power!
OK, the next time the new guy comes, torture and put GEJ in chains for all his atrocities, no one should talk o!
New precedents are being charted daily!
Go on sohun, nothing do una

Anyway, i'm watching what is going on in Egypt in 3D
There is a lot to learn

Wishing you all the best recuperating sir,
Get well soon,
Keep soldiering on and permission to go to the other side, DENIED!

Source please,
Are you sure this is not an old article?
Do kubo that I know now has collected his Ghana must go, therefore GEJ can do no wrong!

Na wa o!
How did the 2 majors died?
Officers of that rank don't lead foot soldiers to battle naa!

Nigeria is a banana republic!
Where the so called constitution is routinely trashed!
Many here, crying constitution, who in this pile of earth is obeying it?
GEJ always do as he wish while rubbishing the book, why am I not surprised if the governors follow the same path of lawlessness?

I've always been cautioning our brothers from the east, the kind of caustic and corrosive words they use on their fellow Nigerians especially the yorubas.
Nairaland is a faceless forum and I can assure you that nigerian policy makers are here under different guises, I will not be surprised if Fashola himself is here. You cannot continue to enjoy the hospitality of your host and at the same time come online to heap insults and abuses on him.

Let's all take it easy with all the unguarded words, written to disparage each other.

The way people talk here, whipping up anti tribal sentiments, let me assure you all, when the chickens come home to roost, Rwanda will be a tea party.

Let's all jettison all these hatred before it consumes us all!

Are these guys not stretching it a bit?

Jakumo: BiafraQueen, you don finish me o. Eziokwu that girl don dey over 18 years of age. Look am now. See as she dey fine.

I say make you help me beg Igwe for that girl hand in marriage, and you just begin dey accuse me like say I be one of those Aboki governor for Sharialand. I beg, my Queen, please just use ya connection to put me through.

Already I don pass executive order to gather and wash all the dowry cow dem ready, for this evening flight to LAX, so make you no come begin dey pour san-sand for my garri like this.

Jakumo!
No dull o!
E be like say Biafraqueen is the damsel in question

How about sexu.al predation?
It must have been tough in an all male environment!

Nnkan nla,
Ma lo nsele,
Iyanu laye
Ah! Nnkan nbe

History has a way of repeating itself!

I have a strong sense of dejavu now,
Where have I seen this before?
Where?

Aha!
I remember, yes I remember!

Russia 1907
Tsar Nicholas II. - GEJ
Tsarina Alexandra - PEJ
Tsarevich Alexei. - 9JA
Grigory Rasputin. - TBJ

We all know how that ended!

Wonderful pictures, these are men and women who ought to laid the the correct foundation for the present generation.

Unfortunately, many of them failed.

Willy4Willy: How pleasant it will be to wake up and see no Yoruba around, i will be the happiest man on Earth. Thank you God for this day.

Are you sure you mean what you wrote above?
Be careful what you wish for!

As if we don't know!

Ogun asotele ki npa aro,
Any wise person, should be making long term plans for the future,

Ahahah
Special adviser for bedmatics!
She go pay wella with her bombom
I see what you did there, Mr. Dickson