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olabukola:
nella i need Ibo techa. can u?

sorry she can't, she is my wife!

@ nellaluv

nellaluv:
uh ohh, my ex-hussy is here .

wad dup?

baby, who made me an "EX"? i remain ur one and only and u remain my angel, my sweet shinning star

zoelife:
Please NLers try to @ leats read thru the 1st page of the thread b4 u start criticizing.

we read it and that is why we are criticizing

u mean they missed? snap! ! !

becomrich3:
what most people dont know over here is that africa men are more like slave to thier women, they work like dogs for his wife.

GBAM! one for ur money, two for ur soul, three for when she dumps u, here we go!

parislomo:
And did you see topic??  Why Do Naija Girls Put On Heavy Make Up
Take a minute and go through the post you replied to.
The emphasis is on "naija girls" and SOME of us already tried to erase that notion that it is not just about a set of people. . .  .  And when I saw your post, it only buttressed SOME of us stand. . . .
So dear, I applied SARCASM when I quoted you!

yeah right! hiding your ignorance under the umbrella of sarcasm always works, knock urself out! maybe if u had spent an extra 30secs to read my post in its proper context which was calling out shesi's idea of "sophisticated girls" we would not be having this discussion

parislomo:
And why is this? Cos he addressed the topic better than you did?? Oh please!!

and what did he address? that ppl shouldn't ask questions about nigerian tendencies on a nigerian forum? where should they ask it then, on the Irish forum? he does not have to like the topic and no one forced him to post a reply to the OP. btw what is senseless about this topic? when last did u go to a nigerian reunion or a major nigerian party? almost 70% of the girls show up looking like rainbow or some coat of many colors and dont even get me start on what they call hair! a few of them even take it to another level and put on some ridiculous nails that make them look like freddy cougar's half sister! girl plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! ! !

Aprilmay:
Can you settle down with a guy that stays in a face me, i face you apartment.

so what if he is so rich and u marry him only for him to lose everything in 2 years, what next, u will leave him?

MRbrownJAY:
if the gal in question is such a "big gal" then she would have her own place to begin with. . . . . . . . . . . nonsense!

if you value your life comparing it to what your galfriends have then you've lost the plot.

GBAM!

Missy B:
Tomorrow, dem will say White Ladies are crazy about Naija men.
E pain me o!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

see ur mouth, why e no go pain u? no bi ur type push the guy to that kind level

@ OP

the guy no try at all

parislomo:
Naija girls are caught on E??

did u see the word "celebrities" in my statement at all?

harakiri:
@Post

I'm really dead sick of all these "why do Nigerian girls this" or "why do Nigerians behave like this" posts.It's really getting out of hand. Are Nigerian ladies the only ones who wear make up? Who designed make up in the first place? Is it not oyibo people? How many oyibo ladies do you see outside without heavy make up especially the ones older than 30 years? Please, do not abuse nairaland with all these cheap and senseless posts simply because registration is free.

Nuff said!

actually u have not said anything, at least anything reasonable. ppl posting on this forum, senseless or not brings in the cash to keep the forum afloat by way of ads.

tensor777:
^^
Actually TOO MANY of them DO put on heavy make-up. They seem to have their own VERY peculiar reasons for using it. Perhaps it is to appear what they are not  as in CAMOUFLAGE, or even to intimidate people like a MASQUERADE.

Elsewhere the point of wearing it is just to enhance a lady's natural features so much so that it is barely noticeable.

GBAM! thank u jare

davidif:
whenever i see pictures of girls back home, they look sooooooo heavily made up (especially the lipstick part) complete with eyeliners and what not? Its incredible. I thought make up was supposed to be subtle and to bring out the best in your facial features and not turn you into a totally unrecognizable fiend.

so true, u meet them at night and u will shout "blood of Jesus!"

shesi:
OP your problem is the caliber of girls you've been exposed to this far.

Make up in the hands of a sophisticated girl almost always makes an addition rather than subtraction. I love seeing my girls look change slightly from weekend to weekend depending on the combination of make up she has on. And when she takes it off, there is nothing but flawless skin underneath.
Most women also wear makeup to express their mood. So when i see my girl wearing bright red lipstick i know i could be in for a great night.lol.

Your problem is you're hanging around unsophisticated girls who don't understand the concept of make up. The type that say puts an extremely white powder on very dark skin and worst still, only stop at their chin making their face look like a checkers table. Plus the quality of the make up makes a world of difference.

so all the celebrities and big wigs that make up wrong and are called out constantly by the fashion police on E! are unsophisticated girls? MUGU!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]^Dreamer

iice and Johnny forever [/color]

my middle name is johnny

lovemoi2:
i need 2 loose weigh

About time!

pro01:
^^
na the same thing wey we dey talk about. When you're nice & sweet to them they think you're weak, 'needy' and pathetic. But when you're cavalier, indifferent, and kinda unpredictable with them, their warped sense-of-self prods them to see you as a sweet challenge; their pride is flustered by nagging feelings of inadequacy. It's the most deep-rooted and insidious kind of insecurity known to Man.

Gbam!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]gawd all these sms shorthand talk.

Why do guys even feel the need to give monetary assistance? [/color]

i tire ooo, when i am not her father

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frank d:
Boys nd Gentlemen tend to show 'financial care' towards girls nd ladies for obvious reasons som justifid nd odas on d contrary. Females ar overpampered wit cash nd gifts as this is 1 of d best ways men show a sense of love nd responsibility. Men often feel betrayed when d feeling is nt mutual or when this care is seen as weakness or foolishness - a guy i knw gave a girl cash nd turnd away only 2 hear d unexpected 'MOOGOO'.When i was much younger i used 2 buy biscuits 4 a 'pweety' girl nd it's just a natural instinct but I may give cash nd gifts to ladies without any demand for relationship bt plz dont cal me MOOGOO even in my dreams nairalandas ad thy experience or comments.

speak for urself, i don't! i strongly believe in the bible, give and it shall be given unto u. she gives, i give in kind, draw-draw, no ojoro

slyfoxxjoe:
wait oh what if the husband is gay? made love with a white man and carried some of hi semen on his manliness before making love with his wife i know thats a crazy explanatio, but it makes more sense than calling this an act of God, abeg make we hear word jare! that woman should fess up bout who the reall daddy is before i vex

some ppl on this forum have been known to post dumb stuff but u have successfully made them look very intelligent, kudos!

hackney:
[size=14pt]You are such a dog.
Bloody fool .
You can't tell an albino from a caucasian? id1ot
It would have been nice if you went to school to kick-start some grey matter.
(instead you opted to rush abroad ; now look at you)
Fool
All these fu,cked up air-headed dogs roaming around .
[/size]

the child is not necessary albino as most ppl know them to be but u going around calling ppl dogs and fools without doing basic research makes u exactly what u call others. there are a million and one case similar to this lady and the child is thought to be white but they are not. alot of us who think we have pure genes are just in denial plain and simple. i know 2 nigerians that had similar features to the said child when they were babies, one is my cousin and the other a yoruba girl, both parents are full blown nigerians in both cases. the yoruba girl's hair became more of a golden color when she grew older and i just loved her color and hair. her parents were not even light skinned but like most of us one of them probably had a dormant gene that lata appeared in their daughter. i earlier posted a link abt a white couple that had a black child during the apartheid period of south africa in the 1950s. she had european features but was black colored and she went through so much pain bcuz of that. they are currently making a movie about her biography in hollywood. much as we shouldn't rule out foul play by the woman, we also have to give her the benefit of doubt, 50/50 should be our watch word. now kiss and make up with amaka

vivaladiva:
lenny9000-----dont know wen i started being unfriendly
i was an only child till i was about 6---am very comfortable in my own company
i have very few friends cos i dont bliv u can have more than a few good friends
i get v bored of people easily and to b honest i am not every bodies cup of tea and that feeling is mutual

i tend to make friend with very friendly people so there is absolutely nothing wrong with you---tis all about being comfortable in your self

when i come to that UK and sweep u off ur feet u will change asap!

follypimpi:

where u der since ?

omo, no mind me jare, between, work, library and gym my day just disappears like that, i no get life again sef

what exactly are u looking for? u can always buy online or get crossover for ur windows programs u want to run on ur mac

bk/babe90:
Seeing that I posted up pictures of gals that made her look like the fraternal twin of Shrek's wife, Princess Fiona, The Amaka (the self proclaimed epitome of beauty) became enraged and cussed at me, and repeatedly reported me to the Mods who have since locked wut was an interesting topic!

   Is this how Nigerian women act? Are they scared of "competition"? Do they hate seeing beautiful women more beautiful than they are? Are they intimidated by superior looks?

    From the numerous thread I see of Nigerian women bashing Nigerian men, I'd have thought the average Nigerian woman was confident in her skin; I'm sad to admit I was wrong on that! Its a sad day when a women feels so inferior just because praise is being heaped on another woman!

lol, most ladies do that, it is not a nigerian thing but nigerian girls own no get part 2

bk/babe90:
Well, I expected that for someone that is so fixated on "looks", that she wouldnt be so easily in intimidated by other, prettier, girls!

GBAM! right on point sir!

Ujujoan:
@ bk/babe90

You know, the only spiteful person I see here is you!

bk/babe90:
And this statement is comin' from someone with the name Ujujoan?! Lol. wow!

DEATH! ! !

kaycee0604:
Pls I need an advice if its is safe for me to marry a Single Mother.

safe? is she holding a gun to ur head? plz grow up

zoelife:
Why do many guys go about yapping about how its no use being a `good` guy cos u`ll end up losing? There was even a thread like dat on NL dat made front page.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-470792.0.html. U guys really wanna know why ladies prefer `bad` guys? Read on and be educated:

1. The bad guy is smart and circumspect. He takes time tp plan and know about the lady he wants to win, her likes, passion, and believe me, dat bis one great turn on for a sista.The good guy is the exact opposite.He doesnt care to know nada about u except u look like his mum.Lazy and visionless.

2. The bad guy is patient and listens to you. He doesnt talk about self except he`s asked. The good guy loves to hear himself speak. Right frm the moment u agree on a date wit him(after he sobbed u into agreeing), he loads u wit info on his lab class, or wat he read from a 1720 encyclopedia, or worse still, d specie name of the virus on his laptop. Who cares?

3. The bad guy is direct and focused.He lets u know xactly wat he feels for u and asks u on a date without batting an eyelid. Every woman cant help but luv a man who takes the bull by the horn(or a lady by her heartstrings). The bad guy hesitates n insinuates n assumes, n whatever else.One I know even sent me a love text in the form of a prayer. I simply replied Amen, Bless u too.

4. The bad guy is courteous and caring. He buys u gifts when u least expect dem, he stands for u as u approach a table, holds your hand as u take a stroll or cross the road. The good guy, the good guy doesnt even know such niceties are due to a woman. (Does this sound like sum1?)

Dem guys can say watever they like but give me a bad guy anyday, anytime. They simply make the female heads( sorry, the world) go round.

Oops! some pple aren`t gonna like dis! Bring it On!

no wonder ur IQ is below 10, pathetic!

Busy_body:
How does that prayer go again, er, is it God bling his eyes so he will not click on Spikey's profile and clap his beady bulging eyes on that almighty federal well-shaped, well-rounded, firm, balanced bakassi she calls yansh


I am a Nigerian thoroughbred with flat as a pancake chinko yansh, now that is enough genetic defect for Na2day to handle, he loves me warts, bow-legs, crooked teeth, and all, don't need no spiked yansh spirit to remind him what he is missing


Now Spikey, don't you have a section that needs moderating

LMAO! when will u ever me serious, eh? anyways, that is why i love u, ur uncanny ability to use ur brain unless 80% of the other girls on this forum anywho, my word still stand, if u bring any kind pikin come my house say na my own eh! yawa go gas ooo!

@ Spikey

I hear say when u dey waka for road accident just dey happen left and right due to men committing lookery, na true? as the chief investigating officer, i will like to carry out a thorough examination of the said evidence privately so as to arrive at an unbiased conclusion. u are hereby invited for a one on one interrogation at my office

spikedcylinder:
Easier said than done.
Your wife comes home with a baby from another race and you just accept it, smiling without even a hint of doubt? Yea right!!!!

Meanwhile, are they opposed to DNA testing?

so what will u say of this then? http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2 white couple give birth to a black girl with european features. there is nothing new about what happened to the nigerian couple, at least i know 2 ppl that almost looked like that without the blue eyes when they were babies. plz free the woman jare

Busy_body:
Now this is the real wonder But, but, but . . . eurggghhh ayanma https://emoticons4u.com/obscene/eck15.gif

if u bring any kin pikin come my house eh!

platinumnk:
so. . . its like that? no matter, Im in love with abekadae anyway

is like wetin? shebi u talk say me dey look u like meat for NY, i don see another babe wey want me to look am like meat now

bk/babe97:
Oh, hell no! I know I'm seeing thangs! that Tigerlilly's pic is for real? Baby, feel free to scratch all over my back with your Tiger claws!!!


P.S: cus of Tigerlilly I might have to move to Africa!

back off my woman b4 i cut off ur head!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Eternity.[/color]

of course bcuz u got me, that is expected

How long will your relationship last? meet the ones that have made it to 72 yrs and counting

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their blog link, they give great advise for free

http://www.the-ogs.com/

u can check out the grandma on twitter too

papa190:
^^
I nor want ayyety--
she too old
i want tigerlilly

i go swear 4 u ooo! i say manage ayetty

Tigerlilly:
LOL women wrapper

sweet heart, how are u doing, i have the money ready for ur wedding gown, have u decided which one u want?

y me:
if you are freaking tired of Nigerian uk based guys stop getting freaky around with them