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michelin89:
You are so fat that I had to throw the rest of you in the bin.

Love for real.

yup u did but that was also out of love

Ebonyeyes:
Im on planet KETTLEBELL-LAND . I hate games I'd rather you just lay it all out on the table.

oh yes u play games, i remember being played by u!

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]You're officially a thwarted skunk!

I should have known you've been suffering from brain dysfunctional imbecilic dysmorphia.

ratwass![/color]

according to popular opinion, u are the one suffering from the above mentioned

Creamish:
If d one dat loves u more is someone u think u can b with in d long run, give him a chance. . . if he looks like someone u might cheat on due to d lack of attraction (assuming u gave him a chance to get to know him), then move on oo, no point! another fish will love u more too 

make sure u discharge as fast as possible d one who shows little or no affection for u.

my sweetest heart is back!

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]I swear I go pump the balloon gas we dey for that your fat body.

Are you crazy?[/color]

nope! i'm not but on the other hand, u r crazy!

Ebonyeyes:
@Na2day,

Thats definitely not cool why play mind games by throwing coldness like that? I hate it when guys do it I just wish everyone plays their card right and put things on the table so that everyone knows where they stand rather than mind games like this.

what planet do u live on? here on earth every1 plays mind games, everyone wants to be sure they are getting the right deal, so test upon test will be handed out. u girls play more mind games than guys anyways even after marriage, they always have something to test the guy in order to get their much needed assurance that they are still his one and only. sighs!

michelin89:
You wasted your time answering those questions. For the fact that you are a puff puff, you are automotically disqualified.

is that not why are fell in love with me? u wanted "all" of me just for u

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Is it that the poster has nothing to do to keep himself busy?

Is it that people are awarded a trophy for creating daft topics on Nairaland.

Guys, What do you think?[/color]

talk abt pot calling kettle black

tempest01:
[img]http://www.smileyarena.net/download.aspx?id=9874[/img] [img]http://www.smileyarena.net/download.aspx?id=9863[/img]

LMAO!

Missy B:
On a scale of I-5, rate Yourself in these areas.
How handsome are You?
  ''    Financially stable are You?
  ''     Kindhearted are You?
  ''    Tolerating can You be?
  ''    Understanding can You be?
  ''    Committed can You be?
  ''   much of a good father and husband can You be?


Sorry, I'm NOT interested but these are some Questions Ladies would want to ask. We're listening . . . . .

for me:

'' Financially stable are You? - 0
'' Kindhearted are You? --0
'' Tolerating can You be? 0
'' Understanding can You be? 0
'' Committed can You be? 0
'' much of a good father and husband can You be? hmmm, i plead the fifth!

now will u marry me?

kulyie:
i met dis shy but sexy brova in d cinemas.anyway he asked me out and then i agreed to go out with him cos all along i'd always had an attraction for him cos he goes 2 d cinemas quite often and i see him a lot.he's generous and cool but the only problem i have with him is dat anytym i go to his house he just offers me a drink,tells me welcome in a very casual way and continues watching his movie like am not existent if i start a topic by asking him questions just to get friendly and personal he answers me very casually.i talked 2 my friend about it and she told me 2 be patient with him dat with time he'll open up.d last tin he did dat rilly made me feel bad was when i went 2 his house and he told me casually without any familiarity while he was dressing up dat he is going to his house.i tried not 2 control my anger so i told him i was leaving,he dint even bother to escort me,hug me or at least give me a peck.when i decided dat i wasn't going to put up with dis cold attitude any longer so i decided 2 call him on phone asking him to explain what i am to him to ensure i'm not deceiving myself or forcing myself on him n he told me he feels we are close enough.i'm feeling confused nairalanders do u think i shoild go ahead with d relationship cos there's no communication or i should quit d relationship cos i'm feeling alone in this whole thing.please i really need your sincere advise on dis matter

there is nothing wrong with what he has done, i do the same alot, if the guy is anything like me it means he is watching ur reaction to his coldness, whatever action u take here will be crucial. there will always be a time a guy dont need u in his space and for some unknown reason girls take offense to this. my advise 2 u is simple, give him room, stop calling so often, if u have to call, call once in a month just to keep base, make it short too. don't make the conversation about u as u girls tend to do alot, focus on him, his family, career etc and just a little about u or ur goals for the duration of the conversation(preferably 10mins or less but no more than 15mins, he has to understand u have a life of ur own u are building). if he starts to take interest in u and calls, for every 2 or 3 calls he makes, only return 1 or 2 max, never return every single call, this will prevent u committing unnecessary emotional energy into what is not certain. the rule of thumb here is make sure u are evasive but available, easy to reach but hard to pin down, this is totally different from playing hard to get (which in my opinion is stupid!); before u know, the lion in him will be out and the prey will be a willing one

African_queen:
You do your home work I did mine. . . 99.9% of guys where dis-virgined by older women. . . I got a 16yr old male friend who's begging me to dis-virgin him. I cut all ties wit him cos it will be child abuse, he didn't give me any reason why he wanted me to do it. . . So I ask again why do guys like to be dis-virgined by older women. . .

u mean 99.9% men from ur village right? what abt girls? are they not dis-virgined by older guys? anywayz, the only reason he asked u to do him the honor is for the simple fact he thought u were just a cheap "H"

so we are back on another virgin thread, must be saturday!

pathetic! u had to make a thread 4 ur own BD, what a shame!

to all the girls that won't even think of dating a poor guy/security guard/driver, there is nothing wrong with ur decision, for u the financial aspect is big for u but please stop calling it love, that is what makes me sick! and whenever the rich/"well to do" guy decides to step out on u and cheat dont cry boo hoo, for one u are after the money and u are getting it, so ur aim is not defected. to make noise later saying "how can he do this to me? after all i have done for him" is irritating to say the least and u need to shut up bcuz u didn't do anything for him than provide the $EX any other woman can ready provide and dont even get me started on emotional support please!

SeanT21:
YES!!

You can upgrade him if you have the cash or connections.

see why i love u? u got that common sense thingy down to the digit if a guy can help improve his better half why cant a woman do the same?

moonraker:
@ kodeblurr

on your iphone, go to settings---- general------about and check what your baseband states,

i believe he said he sees the itunes CD and usb, that is a restore mode
https://km.support.apple.com/library/APPLE/APPLECARE_ALLGEOS/HT1808/HT1808_03.png

ok, mods pls do something, i am sick of posting and ur stupid bot deletes and innocent post!

luizworld:
^^so its now 599lbs. . U must be a joker

actually 599 and a half pounds

28Schweet:
ROTFLMAO!!!

you know what they say though, opposites attract, chemistry says + & + wont attract, but + & - do beautifully,

so why do girls complain about guys that do the same thing?

Ebonyeyes:
@@@Na2day just say you missed me gaddammit and I honestly could give 2 fooks what you think about my home-truths written above. Its the truth and you and your cronies talk about it all the time while drinking your pot-belly-enhancing juice BEER.

missed u not! but ur half truths just got served!

luizworld:
delivered ke. . Maybe it was lost in transit. 6oolbs GAAD Do u want me to die young.
Please resend your cargo and make sure it is properly packaged i no want overload oo. I will reward u handsomely

ok, i have resent it, it is now 1lb less than 600

African_queen:
Will you be able to have a real relationship or marry a girl who is uneducated but smart, not working but have hopes on starting something soon? Or is a bsc degree a license to a real relationship/marriage?

for me, yes i can if i see what u claim in her but then again, why should i when the girls even more demanding than the guys

Ebonyeyes:
My dear guys are so fricking demanding these days, they want a whole catalogue of qualities some of them include;

1. Must be beautiful eventhough they have a face only God can tolerate
2. Must be educated but not more educated than they are so that they have something over you
3. Must cook/clean essentially be a glorified house maid
4. Must be a christian but should still fook them whenever they want
5. Must be sexy eventhough they look like they are carrying twins plus they will eventually cheat on you because apparently they just have to chase new possy.

The list is endless

i have tried my best to just be a passive member of NL but comments like urs just keeps calling my hand. what is ur complaint about? u girls are way more demanding than any guy i know. let me take ur points one by one

1. yeah right! u girls drool over all kinds of models and want ur guys to look like usher but yet u are no Halle Berry, give us a break!

2.If i remember correctly, u girls made fun of a guy on a thread who drives a taxi but saved enough to send his girl to college and once she got her degree she abandon him saying he is not in her class. yes, u girls blamed him saying he should have gone to school too; why talk from both sides of ur mouth

3. i love this one, it is funny to me how nigerian girls are quick to point out the traditional roles of a man and tell him, are u not a man? when it comes to bills, providing protection etc but find it super hard to accept the traditional roles of a woman. don't cook, some other woman will cook for him. SMH!

4. now where is that virgin thread again? if i recall, almost all u girls claim u can never date or marry a virgin, so where do u think he got his skills from? his mother? u create a monster, u learn to live with it!

5. yeah, the famous 6-packs romance comes to mind here, u girls want a guy with 6 packs, muscles popping, must be 7ft tall etc but most of u look like u are pregnant, having fat floating left and right, hardly 5ft, wearing terrible looking heels, cat-walks like a drunk, low self-esteem, can't make grammatically correct statements even to save her own life, does not own a bicycle but wants a guy with a bentley etc dont get me started!

luizworld:
Na2day, I have not yet recieved my consignment ooo. . . please send it ASAP

but i was told that it has been delivered nau?

404eater:
i no go harm u, just release those babes abeg, i no laff again hia oo, place na full olodos

no thanks, i dont share

johnterry4:
[size=16pt]
i need u to sweep oshodi market for 100 per day.that will keep u busy.[/size]

thank u sir, u r too kind

OgidiBoy:
Yes you asking for too much, You only deserve left-overs from Church's Chicken

omo, i dey vex, infact, i dey go report the matter to pastor for church

404eater:
^^^ see hows u collect tha good ones only wowors left on NL

release am abeg

no weapon formed against me and mine shall prosper!

johnterry4:
[size=16pt]
BECAUSE U ARE ALWAYS ON NL 24 HRS 7 DAYS WATCHING OVER ALL THE WOMEN HERE.SO U ARE IN THE BEST POSITION TO ANSWER THAT.I GET JOB FOR U O.CAN U SWEEP THE FLOOR PROPERLY?IF U CAN THEN HOLLA ME.[/size]

i grow up for village so i bi expert floor sweeper, how can i help u?

404eater:
cuz u sabi fine babes, so wia she dey?

i plead the 5th!

here was i thinking i was very important and nobody even sent me a coupon for 89 cent taco bell burrito am i asking for too much?!

404eater:
na2day wia platiumnim?

why all of una dey ask me wey this girl or that girl?

luizworld:
^^ na2day where have u been maa. i missed all u guys oo
dont worry u gonna get presents to reduce your fat

leave my fat alone!

Gabry:
Ehen!