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i see, all my enemies never die!

@Busy_Body,

u this yeye wife, i heard about how u have been cheating on me left and right, well, God dey sha, no more watch night service for u!

lashontae:
Well, for a while now, av been a good girl. I actually turned my life around and decided to stay out of relationships for a while and do without s-e-x. Cos I rily I hurt a guy who rily loved me a while back by cheatin (posted it on NL bak then) and I just wanted to stay on my own and get on the straight path and get a decent guy and just av a good, ole, normal relationshp, And I was succeedin, 

Bt my roomie is making me forget all my promises. Me and roomie have been stayin 2geda for a while and we started our livin relationshp on good terms but she later changed her attitude to me.
She pretends to be a good girl to her boyfrnd (meanwhile she is jangi-roverin dikks all ova town ) and tells him of how she is avoiding me cos am a bad influence . Just because I confided in her when we first moved in and told her of my past, she actually feels she is better than me. People have been telling me of how she is running her mouth, calling me a 'ho. And I did nothin to her, nothin to deserve all the insults so far!
I have pretty much kept cool till this moment, but its all abt to change. Cos we wee were havin an arguement, and she actually told me I was jealous sick of her byfrnd, that I shud go and get mine instead of 'eyeing' him.

Till that moment, I had neva even looked at the guy but as soon as she said it, an idea occured to me. Though she always tries to flaunt him e.g 'J, hit it 3 tyms last night', J bought me a platinum ring from Dubai, J cooked me breakfast in bed' J did this, J did that! I neva had any urge to date him, becos even though he's well to do, I saw him as a weakling she runs all ova. And av always liked me a man who is a MAN in all sense of the word. She has gone too far this tym though, and since I am already a ho according to her, Il behave just like a ho. I will take her advice, I will get myself a man, HER MAN!
J is goin to be held hostage by my kitty latest this coming weekend, while she weeps in her cold, empty bed. Just because the bear is hibernating doesn't mean it has stopped been a bear!

so when is the DVD coming out? i want to get part 1, 2 & 3

funkybaby:
i would rather leave the phone as it is than ask a scumbag like you for help.

anyways, the problem has been sorted out thanks to lalaboi

it takes one to know one

funkybaby:
just got a new laptop. am unable to connect to itunes. keeps telling me that i have exceeded the number of 5 computers i have 'authorized' the phone with and i should 'unauthorise' the phone from the other pcs.

anyway around this? cos am nowhere near any of the 5 PCs

personally, i did rather let a person like u rot than lift a finger to help u but since i have a 3 day weekend to look forward to i will try and be nice.
google is a friend, learn to use it. below it the link to the Apple KB for de-authorization of all 5 computers with one click of a button

http://support.apple.com/kb/ht1420

basically, u sign into ur account through itunes store and click on the "deauthorize all" button

blank:
I just had one embarrassing one happen to me.
I was walking down Aboyade Cole road in V.I to where i parked and the road was flooded.
(Had to park very far from where i was going cos of lack of parking space n didn't realise that i stayed till late).
As i got to a particularly dark spot, one guy that i had noticed looking at me came up and said hi.
But he spoke from over my shoulder and totally scared me.
I shouted HELP!!!! POLICE!!!! out of reflex cos i was scared.
D guy was trying to calm me down but i thought he was being aggressive and started shouting louder, d guy had to leave.
After, a couple of minutes, i regained my composure and realised i must av seriously embarrassed him.
I just waka quick quick to my car.
Wish i could apologise to him.
God dey.

cough cough! i was the guy u embarrassed ooo but i am happy finally realized i meant no harm. now can i have ur number?

Mudley313:
^^^another weak man. . .una just dey fall naija hand o

weak how?

Ebonyeyes:
He only has to be living and breathing is all I ask

liar! ! ! did i not ask u to marry me and u dumped me like a bad habit!

190:
Please what can i do
I have asked alot of Nairaland girls out for an e-romance
but they all keep turning me down

1st platimunk dumped me for theseeker
later amaka left me and disappeared
Googles stepped in and i heard she's dating one guy rite in her school
next i found out that mama-gee is an OLD woman old enough to be my mom via her FACEBOOK, (She decieved us all)
currently i asked one Benyrl out and she too young (Under 18) so i dissappeared
next i asked pweety4me out but her BF luizworld wont let her even gimme a chance
not to mention thoniaslim another lady i have admired but i dont know if i was the person who married her in her previous life (she hates me like the devil)
next was camelot who is busy looking for the raw types like dobodobo to deal with cos i aint that very raw
I tried Kunbee but she also hates me as she explains that i irritate her most tymes
I am looking for an e-romance and sincerely speaking i would leave Nairaland for ever if i dont get one within the next 1week
so ladies volunteer yourselves
Im a close pal to 3ndy and Jennibayo but they are both married, (That has knocked them out)
baby-mi whom ive met physically isnt really my kinda girl
and madlady who is also my friend also seems too old for me,
I cant venture near my haters Missy B cos she has made it clear that she hates me!
who knows i might be tempted to go for Mrs.siena and have her husband Mr.siena strangle me--
Just bearly 24hrs ago i found out that my love opelovely was a spammer using some's pic for her self (the same Sin with mama-gee)
Mukina2 you are included same with iice?--Im coming 2 ask both of u out NEXT

so what can i really do
to get this dates,
Luisworld has asked me to be a gentleman
But im scared that i have scared these girls away!!

u dey crazy 190, thunder fire u! me wey don thank God finish say i don comot NL from my blood, u come make me dey laff so hard, abi dem send u? anywayz, b4 u fit get woman, u have to first be free from mental illness, just my 2cents

ayanfemy:
am available! will you date me?

ayanfemy:
well your loss!

no mind the guy, hin no know better thing, me i go date u. how u dey, hit me up on yim lets get this thing rolling

vivaladiva:
i like to think of women as brands
some brand attract a lot of customers but fail to retain them at sustainable levels
reasons, product not as good as originally tot
poor customer service
novelty of product wears off too quickly
unique selling point, not so unique after all, market soon flooded with similar product
over all customer satisfacton below expectatin and not worth the price paid for it

some brand attact not as many customers, but fcking hell, brand loyalty is fierce
reasons, product far beta than expected
customer service is excellent
product continiously reinventing its self e.g coke
product mayb addictive, not necessarily good for u though e.g tobacco
product very unique, caters for a neiche
over all customer satisfaction way above expectation, worth every penny, reasonably priced but wld def pay more

some attract hardly any customers and repeat orders also low

product not very good
customer service is ok, but cld do wit some improvements
no unique selling point
product is unable to re invent its self
customer satisfaction is low, a bit over priced, but wld go for it if alternatives were unavailable

and of cos there r those brands that attract a lot of customers and retain nearly all of  them for ever
reason, product is just 2 fcking good

for this i owe u a gift, remind me a few weeks b4 christmas

@ topic

the fact u are armed with a front side, backside and a hole does not necessarily qualify u as one worth having for life

off topic, i am looking for a business partner in 9ja. i am looking at supplying NOD32 antivirus to small offices and individuals, if any1 is in interest plz IM me, thanks.

Carolece:
Wonder how some of you ever learn in a classroom. For the 5000th time, I am not an American by birth

wonder how u ever learn in and out of a classroom, for the 5001th time, i was not referring to u as AA chic in my 2nd post, read it again!

no1madman:
And i thought i was mad.

LMAO!

queeneve:
Nigerian men are whores,

u would know

Carolece:
They LovePeddler around "shopping" as they are seeking women to support them. I wont be one of those girls at all.

for every one nigerian that find doing that, i will point out a 100 AA guys that do worse, bring it on! 


when u two decide to have some common sense go check out the stats, women with attitudes, baby mama issues, women that date the "okie dok"  etc, AA women always seem to lead the way. even the ones u meet in school, most are a product of a messed up family and some like to still act that madness out. one or 2 members of their entire family went to college including them, u asked about their family members and all u get is one brother or cousin that just got out of jail, is in jail or is going to jail or some other stup1d sh1.t! and u have the guts to talk trash about nigerian men? bring an average everyday AA dude and an average everyday nigerian guy in the states, 9 out of 10, the nigerian guy is excelling in every part of life than the AA dude.  a grown azz 22 yr old man will be proud to tell u he is soon going to get his GED and in my mind and i am saying damn! did your brother just say GED or his 1st degree? plz dont get me started!

Carolece:
and VERY POSSESSIVE and yes speaking from experience. I will NEVER date another Nigerian man, as I've tried 2 already and same outcome. Too controlling and demanding for my likes.

whatever girl! u AA girls have the worst attitude known to mankind, go fix that!

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TaniCarr:
Girl,just be careful with those nigerian men they are very cunning.

what is that suppose to mean?

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TaniCarr:
Only if I know he is well endowed, Or I'm a virgin too

where r u in dallas?

Travelista:
A hotel pool is usually kept cleaner than a personal pool; the chlorine and pH levels alone would kill spermatozoa, especially considering how much they have to continually dump in there to keep things clean and clear. The girl was boning and got caught out there; she lied and Mommy decided to believe her daughter (rather than face shame) and is filing a frivolous lawsuit.

thank u jare

Rocktation:
What makes her complaints silly? Y'all should consult docs or medical textbooks before you say what you don't know. An exceptional characteristic of the spermatozoa is its high motility rate. You need not even penetrate before it crawls up to the ovarian tubes, where fertilizion actually takes place. So she's right on point if she complains now. Cos a reputable hotel is supposed to keep the pool clean at all times.

how about u getting basic education 1st b4 u advise others

adaphik:
THERES SOMETHING CALLED FAVOURABLE ENVIRONMENT FOR SPERMATOZOA. HELLOOOOW!!!!

u dey mind the guy!

Rocktation:
Yeah, but where was it mentioned that she swam in the pool, 100yrs after its last use? This's something that could have happened a few minutes following its expulsion, for all we know. Or are you saying that conception can't be initiated in a pool?

SMH! illiteracy is a big problem

Rocktation:
Hehehehe. Onchedu don't mind me jor. Was only exercising what they taught me in school, that's all. And feeling for the mother as well. Abi how many cases of immaculate conception can we embrace?

which village school taught u that?

African_queen:
I never even imagine being your girl. . . Why don't u try and rob one of those so called defenceless banks and see if they re so defenceless. Killing 10people sound silly to me. . . Oh u said real tv. . . Lol. . . Kid

i didn't expect u to have the brains to comprehend, that will be too much to ask. what is there in killing 10 ppl? well, since all u watch is ur village NTA, u wouldn't know; and for ur info, it is called "true tv" not real tv.

and how is this romantic again?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Is dat what i get from yu after all dis while?[/color]

pele! take kisses

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Oncle na2day kilon sele?[/color]

nothing nothing ooo! can't sleep though and i have to be up early, i guess i will drive half asleep to work 2morrow

femmy2010:
A new day and no one to say good morning to,no ones to say i love you too and no one to hug and cuddle.
Is that you?

buy a mirror, works like magic!

African_queen:
1st of all its impossible for one person to rob a bank except he's a geek which means he don't need a gun, just a computer to tap into the bank network. . . Secondly if u want to rob a bank u need a concret plan. U just don't bage in wit your gun. . . U'll be dead before u even say hey. Finaly except u re a serial killer or a psycho, there's no way u can kill 10people including pregnant women for a single robbery. . . So if I'm your girl I'll turn tails and RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!

thank u Miss Charlie's Angel! for your info, not all banks are fortresses.  do your self a favor and watch true tv and see things that happen around the world; moreover, there are banks in villages and they are robbed point blank with a gun, no computers involved, i guess u are trying hard to impress, tryna look smart, unfortunately i am not impressed! FYI: your kind can never be my GF, i ain't that silly! 

St. Richy:
na2day u just gav an impression. i visited d profile of odunnu. if the impression u av given is true, pls keep what u av & handle wit care. Gudmorning!

thanks, i always keep mine

Odunnu:
Thanx.
As 4my contact,plz get it frm my very gud friend with the username 'na2day?'
@na2day, abeg give ths guy my number and email.Hw u dey?

now, who told u i like sharing?

femmy2010:
I guess many of us are alone because we are scared of a repeat of the soiled relationship of the past.God would help us sha.

i decided to be single after meeting nigerian women, that is my summary, if u want details, "coming soon to a theater near u"