Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,158,995 members, 7,838,508 topics. Date: Friday, 24 May 2024 at 12:42 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Naawee's Profile / Naawee's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)
Romance / Re: Interracial Dating by naawee: 11:37am On Sep 25, 2008 |
I have 2 very serious russian girlfriends right now. These gals are warriors in bed man! F**kin' a russian when You r hungry is like going to a Gun battle with a Pen. You will see hell that day! I also have one very beautiful but stupid nigerian girl! Thinks appearance is everything. Now I'm toasting an indian. I'm going to taste them all. I always make the best bitch see the exit as soon as she messes up. I aint gat ttime to waste. My games and conversations are always deep. It's a good thing to date interracially! The experience expands ur dating skills and you'll learn to appreciate other people if you r the prissy type. |
Romance / Why Are Nigerian Girls Always Ugly And Stupid? by naawee: 11:14am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Niggaz, Nigerian girls I come across are always very ugly. Almost any ugly(,most times also fat) black lady I find around the block in Boston is Nigerian. Is it that they just sent the ugly and one-legged Nigerian shawties down this end? I beg to differ. My conclusion is that 50% of all Nigerian girls are goddamn ugly! The ones blessed with little elements of beauty are as stupid as crap. I hit on one in the club-- she had the guts to look at me head to toe. And you know what? She said, you aint that bad! I just laughed. Who does she take herself to be? Because she's got looks a little bit presentable? She aint know me yet! Must surely get her served. Had to switch my game around her all night. When I took this shawtie home, only God knows! This girl who claimed to be too hot to handle was the one toasting me in my apartment. Well, the way she screamed was the impetus to my writing this. The incoherentness of her scream is directly proportional to her stupidity. I made her suck my d**k like no other girl has done. I constantly hit on my russian hotties. Men russian ladies are fuckin' hot! They got the curves, the lips and can f**k you real good. I always toast them by saying-- russify me my lascivious russian boo! Men, I gat one coming 2nite! I'ma give you guys updates! So you ugly Nigerian shawties over here, go mess and masturbate yourselves. I'm lookin' past your ugly faces, I must bet you also have ugly pussies and wacky sexy styles. Russian shawties rule in bed, nigga! Give it a try! You won't regret it. |
Romance / Re: My Gurlfriends Sister Is Hot And Makin Moves At Me. Someone Giv Me Advice by naawee: 9:14pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
ninelives: Dude, why u slackin' on ur pimpin'? C'mun, put ur games together n don't be late for the game might late u. Beware! Slamm that girl. I mean, hit her hard like never before and she'll foreva be on the sly for ur salacious di*k. So no slackin' and get her bursted immediately. Hoping for feedbacks from you on how you made her scream glean clean with legs wide open to the sky callin' on her mum, sisters and friends to come help her and you not minding but givin' it lasciviously hard 2 her just as she wants it man)! Damn, this shit is tight, mami! Let me know how u did it, k? I got clues, so holla if u need 'em! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 8:59pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
StephenP: Where's that hideous midget called, huh, stephen or "cheapened"? Thought you was f**kin here, would've gruffily n vehemently hustled your back to the wall, sicka ! My veryself b foreva rockin' baby! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 11:49pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
StephenP: Stop acting like you are really a verbal illiterate. Are you? Why show the parochialism of your mental horizons? Show me flaws in what I wrote that you just critiqued and I will congratulate effusively. I mean, I shall have you TOTALLY TOTALED in all sense of this word. Idiot! Go switch up your vocabs! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 11:28pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
StephenP: No doubt Debosky is not too bad at writing. But he can't compare to me in anyway because one I don't feel his writeups. His style is just some formal writings with monkeyshines emanating from them. But I give good and well polished shit from the hood. You have no choice but to love it. But you are a sucker who can even stand for himself. So it's Debosky who's goin' stand for you? Such a loser! I ignore you completely and later getting you totally totaled. What a pushover! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 11:08pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
StephenP: Stephen, You find his prim posts appealing? You must have some very strange thought processes. And stop making indirect remarks at me! I'll appreciate that. |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 11:00pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@Tope, I aint mad but just crazy and naughty and don't even give a fu*k about you. All these bitchy and chumpy female punks throwing stones at me will all get the reflections of these stones right into their pelvic region and real hard. I've gat a school for that. And you are a fool because you'll come wanting to enrol in that school and we'll have no option but to spit straight in your face cursing you to get the fu*k off immediately cos you reekin' of sexual garbage--dis school's meant 4 real niggaz married to the street and not 4 cheap female assholes. So I am looking past you. |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:48pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
To everyone, I believe in diplomacy except the other party tries to portray elements of hostility. Lets amicably carry on discussions. Just that you'll have to pardon me if I derail as usual into my naughty subconsciousness. Hang in there, guys and let's enjoy! Welcome all aboard! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:38pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
shegirl71: Yeah, I agree with you. Mum is female. But I hate this hoes who try to act as if they are ladies. Besides, Mum has her own point of view and I've gat mine. I do what I want to do irrespective of what she says. Only need her advice and I'll give it a thought. Mind you, I'm very naughty. That's why the girls like my style and I'm proud of that. Niggaz from my hood be envious, saying how they wish I was gay!They be slacking on their pimpin' and watching with open eyes how their honeys be slippin' away to NaaWee aka 2H2H and I got nothing to do about that, but to doublepump up my switching game. Holla at your dude, homies! We in this 2gether- gat ur front, sure u gat my back. Switching' continues and nobody going to stop it. Damn, this shit is tight, man!!!! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:28pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Ruby_Pearl: i've met lotta shawties like you. You'all like my style. I need the thumbs up for my stylo. Ur nigga aint on my level. I'm 8 level above him and aint even gat time for you. I'll shatter ur shit like I've gone nuclear. Easy to get laid, easy to get-me- paid whores like you. onyinye2: You love to eat aight? I say come and suck my di*k biatch and get me paid. How many times do i have to warn you before you get ur acts together? Silly hoe trying to be a lady! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:17pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Ruby_Pearl: Stop acting like a Biatch! You know what $5 dollar whores get 4 stickin' around too long in da hood? Act straight! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:13pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Moyola: sorry, that wasn't to you. |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:11pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Moyola: Why you acting like biatch? |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 10:05pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Men, I think I might have to leave this forum. What a slew of jerks and wussies in here. Where my real niggaz at? If u here, men holla n letz start crippin' n let 'em know who we are and how we do what we do, dudes! Nlanders be thinking NaaWee aka 2H2H be a threat to 'em looks, hmmm, fuc*k 'em! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 9:54pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@debosky, Yeah, call names of where I work. I guess you must be working in Goldman Sachs and probably, an MIT alumni! Great! Sounds like goodnews. But who cares? I personally stopped schooling not because of some inability. I am getting closer to demystefying the mysteries to accessing the keys to the lexuses and understanding the Newtonian mathematica prinicipia of higher powers in the social strata. If you need finance on how to drive your biz, I'll be glad to spank your friggin' black ass with real physical rod for as much as the sum you asked for before granting you. My relatives from top notch institutions respect me for doing me and you here gibbering gibberishes of me working in Micky dees or what have you! I bet you, you are a fuckin' puritanical loser forever tied to the rungs of the working class. If I know you in person, I'll first smack you off your feet and then buy any land you might wish to land on. We shall then see how you goin' live in air. Idiot! You don't fu*k around with me or u'll get flushed around just as fast as you started! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 9:35pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@Onyinye, This is my veryself working on in here. It might sound preposterous but this is me. I mean doing me. Before you know it, nigga be working on your psychological sub- consciousness and you'll be carried away. C'mon, stay focus! You biatch, u are in here again, I warned you to go play somewhere. I'll be fast to snatch ur ugly ass off the streets. Godamn female punks! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 9:27pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@debosky, I make my own grammatical rules. You don't understand it, back off! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 9:22pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@ Debosky, I seem not to understand you! On what grounds are your deductions based? If you are an MTV fan, man be. It doesn't bother me because I don't even watch teleshows. Damn, too busy for that. I'm an educated nigga married to the streets. Get this straight. I told you I'm a working dictionary defying grammatical rules and I stand by that. You know the motherfuckin' school raised me, and later made me sick, and them teachers were nitpicking I was too crazy!This may not make sense to you but when u r grown up, u going to have a clue. I am creating a new and improved verbal style for the hood, "stupid". You are too strait-laced for my likin'. People like you make me do me when I don't want to. Won't you just try and kick knowledge, "sicka"? Go read some nice books that'll add to your progression. Then use ur fuckin acquired skills to make things happen. How prudish and very hackneyed you sound! In case you don't get it, know this-- I don't kick it , I punt it. I'm so wicked, you want it? My mind is ringing on how to uncover the mechanics and workings of the flowcharts to da lexuses, bro, I mean the exorcists!Damn! We are from two different worlds. Arguing with you won't ever bring me satisfac- tion. So you might wish to consider calling it quits. If not, holla back and I'm bounce back very sprightly for you, silly chump! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 8:50pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@Debosky, Your ludicrous post really caught me unawares. You calling me an asinine idiot? Letz brush that aside. I believe with time we'll see who's who. Cos a wise man once told don't argue with fools, because people from a distance can tell who's who--so leave this between me and you. Making spellin' mistakes aint mean nothin' to me. I am not like you prissy law-abiding losers! I write my stuff the way I want to write 'em, nigga. I aint following no godamn written grammatical pattern but a creator of my own unprecedented verbal style. Be informed, slowpoke I'm like a working dictionary, flouting webster's words in all it's ramifications.No other nigga going to sound like me. I'ma going to finish you man, I mean they won't clap you here but slap you! Trust me on this one, I'll detach you mind from spirit, body from soul! You have to hide for cover on your own six feet deep. You aint deep, so just relax. |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 8:27pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@debosky, You are a fool for posting this. I mean foolish because you are a fool for just that. A brother's keeper, huh? Let's see how unbounded your verbal anatagonism goes. Calling me stupid and dementially ravaged? Methinks your mental stability is far more better than mine--yeah, I mean some good order of times better. But how does your obvious portrayal of autism goes to "prove" this? Look man, you claim to be crippin', but nigga me I'm ballin'. Be forewarned because I'll be fast to get your rolled up in a triage, dunny! Come talk to me when ur verbal accounts grow up! |
Romance / Re: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by naawee: 8:06pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@debosky, Your posts doesn't make sense to me at all. Are you insane to just impinge on me? This is not your thread and I wasn't referring to you. I made it clear it was to the poster. So man, I'm grown-up now and busy. Just chilling out sunday trying to ease out. So go play somewhere before verbal pandemonium including stray phrases erupts. Fucka! |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 48 |