sistawoman:

I don't want him to loose sight of my questions:

Why should I answer you? I don't need you to believe me!

Take it or you live it! I have an iota of admiration for you, so

stop tryin' to play pranks on me!

To Poster,

Just f**k off the haters and insult them big time!

When they realize you aint gat their time, they'll

have a rethought!

chamotex:

Yes ooooo . . . . . . .TRIED, TESTED AND CONFIRMED!!!


_{*best post i've seen here so far*}

Bullshit! Confirmed what? The worst sexual experience you'll ever have! I now know your

silly sexual taste!

How do you even parade those fatty tissues?

How do you turn her upside down for sexual toturin' when you develop masochists' desires?

How do you bend her in all angles so she understands you are the man?

How do you flex those kness while thrusting her from behind both of you facin' opposite directions?

You don't have a clue so stay tuned and keep quiet!

Fool, you losin' out big time!

Hightime you triplepump up your game to higher levels!

Stop chasin' these over-sized down-in-the female cadre ugly Nigerian Bitches!

@To All These One-legged UGLY NIGERIAN BITCHES thinkin' they are ladies,

You all are big boobs! Yeah, boobs because you are big boobs for just that!

Disrupted waiste-lines with kinkily outlandish countenances!

Check how I enjoyed myself just hours back! Lotta rounds! Smooth going!
No nonsensical fatty tissues to have to deal with! Smotherin' pussies
like a spiritual war front and you hypnotized and enraptured into ecstasically
rapturous states of sexual delightment.

If it were these brassily ugly Nigerian bitches, would've have been somethin' else
in the negative sense! You'll be comin' to me and I won't give you bitches my
numbers. mess y'all! Go primp up urselves and get gruffily and racily laid!

Gon' spit at your faces if you ever come close to real niggaz stayin' real on their grind!

F**k y'all bitches!

@Gucci_babe,

Look, you just spoiled my day! Really want to be left alone! But my shawtie just arrived.

Let me get some rounds to ease out a bit! This is my thread, so beware!

richo:

dnt mind the gay! he's here to insult naija females and then someone lashes out on the most useless one ^{his mum} and he's complaining! ^{what a psychopath}

You fool. Are you back on this thread? Your mum for sure is among the category I describe.

How I hate you. In fact, only God knows what I'm up to if we were to meet now.

Your godamn ugly bitchy mum is a sex-slave. I mean a real hungry-for-d**k-sucker she is!

I bet she was always on your d**k until you became conscious of whats goin' on n could do nothing about it!

Don't feign ignorance of this here. You need to get really turned out. Ripped apart into shrapnels!

I'll total you and all your folks. I go back to my roots.

Make thunder fire you like never before. I'm serious! The lightning should strike straight into your

mama's pussie deep into her physiological tracts. Make thunder strike all your female folks and they

get burned and bruised in their pubic regions, specifically, their rotten pussies!

It should strike your D**k and You turn impotent. I go finish man. You so, so low-class for my likin'!

I'll have You'all arrested in Nigerian for days-on-end without sex and food.

I hate you like I hate ugly Nigerian chicks. In fact, get lost and never, never write rubbish here no more.

I'll sink you kilometers deep in the deep blue sea. Men, I go pieces you.

Dude, you crappy! I got bad games on you laying low! Just get the f**k off and back off me intoto!

@ Gucci_Babe,

I love your nick but you just hit me at my weak spot. I never said all Nigerian shawties.

I said 50% . Some are for sure classy though personally I'm yet to meet one!

Gucci_Babe:

STARTING FROM YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER TO THE YOUNGEST GIRL IN YOUR FAMILY, THEY ARE ALL BITCHES AND WHORES . WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOUR FATHER IS, ( GUESSING MAYBE HER ELDER BROTHER FU CKED HER TO PRODUCE YOU), ABORTION MISTAKE, SO I don't BLAME YOU IF I WAS IN YOUR SHOES , I WOULD HATE NIGERIAN WOMEN TOO, I LIKE YOUR RAP LYRICS BUT IF YOU DREAMT TO BE A RAPPER YOU WILL GET SHOT FOR GIVING THAT GAME A TRY, YOU LIKE RUSSIAN WOMAN?? I BET SO, CAUSE YOU CAN TELL THEM YOU OWN A JET BACK HOME, MEANWHILE YOUR MUM GET F UCKED FOR PURE WATER IN YOUR VILLAGE , WITH NIGERIAN CHICS, YOU CAN'T MASK, WE WILL TRACE YOU TO THE STREET YOUR MUM PROSTITUTE ON . DON'T BE FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOUR FANTASY CANNOT BECOME REALITY. TAKE LIFE AS IT IS FOR YOU, MEANING, YOU ARE A WASTE TO NATURE!!

Wow, spite buildin' up inside me but pride won't let me show it! The last thing you should have done is direct this to my mum!
Damn, I almost broke down! You touch the soft side of me. But what have I done to you?

My mum is highly educated and such a good lady! You callin' her a LovePeddler? Can you tell me why? Why not face me?

Ruby_Pearl:

Seriously, can a moderator block. . . .infact, erase this thread?

I iterate, you can't help but come back to where 2H2H is blazin'!

This is how it always goes in real life. You claim to hate me but

deep inside, you are admiring me. I do want I want to do. I know

it hurts, but can I help?

It's quite ironic, the more I insult shawties in real life so they back off

me, the more they come to me! What do they'all want? I need answers.

Now it's virtual. I want you off this thread. Don't wake up at night to come

enjoy my creative vibes! I know thats what you goin to do, so don't argue!

Fool, go play somewhere on some other thread!What a Bitch!

Even Bitches have class I know. Don't get marooned to the lowest rungs of

the Bitchy ladder, BITCH!

Angelheart:

This thread is on page 7 already?? You girls must be loving this guy for real!

Do you care? Just f**k them all! F**k all the one-legged ugly bitches in the house!
They all love my style!

This is my style.
This is me.
This my veryself.
This is how I live my f**kin' life.

People around me always say 2H2H is too haughty, too naughty, too egoistic, too proud!

Yeah, thats how I grew up. A braggard, dudes! You can't help but just to like my style because

I got class. You can buy the latest BMW 6 series, the latest Bugatti Veyron, be connected enough

to get into Goldman Sachs or Leghman Brothers (to be later retrenched),

But dudes,
But shawties,

You can't f**kin' buy class.
You can't f**kin' buy classy taste!

These things come with a high IQ and being smart!And thats me!
I'm fuckin' social and hood smart! Smart enough to be triplin' my
worth from even insignificant avenues!

My style is love, Miyake smellin' all da time, beeper on for ma hoes so they feel important!
My style is shinin' gleam cleam all da time. No slackin' on my pimpin! Doublepump up my
game.

People be screaming 2H2H is keepin' it real, livin' like never before, no one ever lived harder!

Thats me, dudes!

People say 9 to 5 is the way, I say f**k them! I live life to the limits! Hoody self-employed, no
livin' by rules!Move money up my mountains so the chicks can see but can't touch. Get them chickened
and they foot my bills. Hopin' for my dough at the top. Before You get there, You've been switched!

Thats how niggaz hustle! Hustle hard with my back to the wall and metaphorically cripin' in the hall
to assess the level of my financial accounts and upgrade my verbal accounts likewise!

Nobody can ever sound like me. I remain the best real nigga to be known. Watch out! 2H2H on a fast rise!

inbox:


At least now i know the problem

F**k you! My Dad can buy your entire state! When I said I'll fly you guys first class,

you know what I inferred?

I am highly respected in my family because of my self-acquired status. This I achieved through

my verbal and communicative skills! Check out my verbal n financial accounts! No compa-

rison, son! I can feed you, your extended family inclusive, till ur day comes, fool!

Ruby_Pearl:

@debo
kilon sele?
fin aja yi sile jor.

This is my thread. Write what I can understand, BITCH!

debosky:

I see this congenital idiot is still roaming free here. I was right the first time, never tolerate nitwits of his ilk.

Debosky,

We settled our scores I thought! Men, relax! Just be a lurker on my thread. I don't need your contribution!

You won't be useful here cos your thought processes are quite awkward. Go learn to think straight man!

inbox:

@poster
, and at ur birth they rejoiced

Where this stray invective emanating from? Of course, they did!

And they still rejoicin' over me cos I'm heading to becomin'

a multifigure nigga on my own without parental support. Do

the math and figure out the strength of a nigga who just decided

to live hard. My rewards for hard livin' are just awesome.!

My folks still in academics while myself forever rockin' and switchin'

them chicks like Jay change clothes! Damn, I'm deep for sure!

superstan:

don't even go that lane with me.

i will swallow you and cough out your bones.

it's either the best part of you ran you ran down your daddy's legs or you are the fucking spermatozoa your momma should have swallowed.

whichever it is, pick a weaker sparring partner because superstan will so send you back to the diseased womb You came out from.

Men, I aint even gat time for you, you chump! You aint pass the test yet, fucka!

Trust me on this one, I'll hotfully batter you from all directions! You folks will have

to look for your cinder, dunny!

Think twice before you start what you can't finish! I might end up comin' to look for

you wherever you are for a final showdown. Trust me on this one again!

Ruby_Pearl:

Can someone block this thread?

Not my thread, stinkin' Bitch! Back the f**k off before you get smacked the F**k

off to watz up! Never you ever, ever instill impending moratoriums on what I start

no more. The idea should be at the discretion of the moderators, BITCH!

superstan:



my college classes are intact.

i think you are the impetuous pig running scared on this forum.

find something to do if You are so idle, loser.

If they really are, then act like one who passed through the rigor!

You acted so asinine that I was forced to ask because that nick SuperStan

rings a bell of my folks old days STAN Olympiads where they made waves

across the country!

inbox:

@Nella
@Superstan
You guys are wonderful, But i really can't understand how on earth an animal would have gotten access to a keyboard. It just baffles me and makes me further advocate for the Zoo reforms I have always advocated for

Ridiculous! You need to get schooled!

I'll need to have you flewn 1st class across the world before you have

an idea of who you dealin' with. Broke-assed chumps!

superstan:

little overboard?

i think the guy is a fucking douchebag.

What happened to your high school and college English classes (if you ever attended the latter)?

superstan:

he is an attention seeker.

just ignore him.

Maybe. Attention seeking never been my intention. Just airing my thoughts! Just my thoughts!

Anything wrong with that?

To all Ugly and Stupid Nigerian Bitches,

I know You know my name and what I stand for, BITCH
I know You like my style and you smell my Miyake, BITCH

Don't try to act like you aint feelin' my vibes, BITCH
You probably rereadin' my vibes couple time in ur bedroom, BITCH

Don't make me say it twice, you actin' all uptight, BITCH
I ain't no ballplayer , BITCH

You ain't gon get pregnant and get hit off with paper, NAH!
You goin' to get hit off and you slid sleathily before the neighbors take off
to go off to work,BITCH

Thats how we do it, BITCH!

So just take off your shirt, BITCH
Don't hit me with that church shit, BITCH

I got a sister who schooled me to shit you chickens, BITCH

Don't make me say it THRICE, you tryin' to act all uptight, BITCH
Like You ain't a BITCH, BITCH!

You ain't goin' get no better, BITCH!

You'all goin' 2 remain Ugly and Stupid unschooled Nigerian BITCHES, BITCH!

Nella:




All right . . .the last time I checked, Monkeys still lived on trees . , soo where did this one come from now??

this is what happens when two demented siblings phuk each other. . . . . the by-product is another demented and confused monkey lookin for a 5 dollar worth Russian lady to phuck him!

Is it our fault ur mama dey ugly and therefore her gene was transmitted to urs, makin You a mistaken monkey?? - -Well. . . .deal with it, , that is life . .You don't have to come here and try to turn the story the other way round just because You know this is the internet and nobody can see that thing You call a face.

school You no go, . .You quit school with the intention of becoming a future farmer like ur papa, . . .now You want Nigerian gurls to look ur way! . . . ?? no go climb trees and throw bananas at ur parents or wht ever it is You monkeys do sef!
Or You want another Russian prostitute?? *oh that's right. . You sold ur privates for a banana* . . . *Awouch!*_{if You can even call that a d!ck!}

*sigh* . . . "one blessed day . . . zoos will have more securities somebody say Amen!"

@ poster

PS: stop prayin for a miracle because miracles are only for the human race. - - it didn't work for ur mama, I mean just look at You! . . . sooo . . . just . . . go climb tress will You!??


@All

Hope You guys don't get mad,. . this is the most attention he has ever gotten from the human race talkless of even ladies! , . And apparently he is likin it. But this is just his own way of showing his gratitude. please bear with me, . .the zoo keeper is comin soon. Thank You!

Please, go brush up your writin' skills. Be succinct and make your points clear without unncessary verbosity!

I may not be the prettiest nigga, but my hood's done me good cos I'm so hood and no good! And shawties

hovering around me cos their niggaz aint hood and can't be good, so they end up in my bed and I'll be scattering pussies

like it's no good!

Look, I change more black chicks on my sheets than essence and I'm fresh to dead!

I've noticed my life is your entertainment, so watch it while I live it, bitch!

onyinye2:



Yesir, ya got it on the straight way. Ya feel me.

Stop this stupid fulminations! You aint makin' sense at all!

Soundin' so phony and preposterously unfledged!

Come make opinions when you grown up!

@them fucka's on Nland,

Can't I just have a timeout? Damn! See how people all hagglin' over me?

I'm Leo by Zodiac sign. Never knew these astrologists can be just so good!

Once I'm in the house, it's never the same. I get spellbound attention! This

has never been my intention, but can I help it? Nah, not at all! This is my very

self, forever rockin' baby!

I reiterate my stance on this, Nigerian shawties are utterly ugly and farcically

stupid. No straying away from this! To y'all throwing verbal histrionics at me,

you only get half a bar! F**k y'all bitches and ersatz niggaz!

jackblade:

ok we did not get a good answer from that little encounter, sistawoman has not told us what the respect is "thinking how did ur hubby as you call him get into you"
while naawee is busy specking lyrical bullshit with the brain the size of a peanut, bet you read those "how to txt" books you buy at the busstop.
so i say again how do you ladies have a guy approach you

You too have come to love my style. What an imp!

You'all been on my d**K of late! Gotta to brush u'all

of it vehemently!

onyinye2:

Naawee, give it a rest already. DAMN!!!! If you don't think Nigerian women are pretty, fine. We don't need your approval. Especially your approval. In fact, I doubt any of us give a damn if you date us or not. We rather you not because, you are the reason why wonderful enchanting Nigerian men are given bad names. Because little bad eggs like you, just walk around like you have the RIGHT to speak of anyone else's beauty status. So please, do us all a favor, and leave this forum and your outrageous posts.

Give your nigga a breathable break! When you sound broke, what you goin' tell me?

I don't grant favors! You must work to reap any godamn favor!

Don't start off blusters you can't finish! Always finish when you start somethin' and

quit acting like a wretch! Go play somewhere! Our Nigerian shawties are emphatically

ugly and unequivocally stupid.

shegirl71:

[You aint gat interesting vibes, shawtie==so I am gettin' you metaphorically spanked and marooned.]

You are indeed funny first you started by being broke 50cent wannabe now you end it by stealing those lines from the movie Behind enemy lines.

Seriously Mr "shawtie want to-be niggar in russia" Get a life if you really want to be a niggar who will end up dead soon anyway then stick to that.

I already have a life. Self-employed in ma fuckin' hood shit. Turnin' into some high figure nigga!

Figure out that yourself.

I make people do things they wouldn't do in their so called rationalities. My eyes on my bullet

always, no nigga can get me on the hook, shawtie, because I'm so crook! Me be livin' till my days come

and I would have revolutionized the switchin' game. Riff-raffs be after you and will end up blazing'

ur putrid pussie from all critical angles. My compassion for you, bitch!

badblood13:

Then that means your mum/MOTHER (female nigerian once a nigerian girl) your sisters (female nigerians) and your female cousins (female nigerians) ALL FALL INTO THAT GENERALISED CATEGORY, you are attacking so ferociously, omo no throw stone enter market o, your people fit dey there, IN FACT them DEY THERE SEF!! please it is not the best just to say all almost 60 million Nigerian girls in Nigeria and diaspora are all under one Title, can't JUST BE ALL OF THEM!! WHY GENERALISE??

My folks are all good-lookin'! But again, they doin' fine and I don't care about their looks!

My conclusion is that I've seen cute Nigerian girls but they turn out to be downright

stupid. What you have to tell me about this?

Ak Noble:

I don't no what is respect in this case but if the guy talks to the girl and is comfortable about what he says and the girl is also comfortable about what You call "RUDE" is that disrespect?afterall some girls like guys that talk dirty.I love girls that talk DIRTY!

Hey nigga, are you into the switchin' game? You talkin' real sense!

I don't talk dirty but I'm just crude myself. Thats what my hood made

me. And I would confess, I've scattered lotta girls everywhere I go to,

I mean girls who claim to be in so called serious relationship. When I

ask them after screwing, why they do call me, they say guy you just

know what to say and what to do.

So you see, the shawties love my naughtiness! And this forum is even

provin' it. If it were real other than virtual, bitches like sistawoman who have

been bed-blazed nights-in-ligts-out on the condition that she's f**kin'

trendy in style. You'll be callin' after beggin' for more and You'll see me

lookin' past you because I always make the best bitches see the exit as fast

as they entered!

Me I hit on all shawties, tall, short,dwarfy! You just gat to be opulent in style!

But ma tall shawties, I gat a soft side for you. To see this soft side, you just need

to know how to relax when I'm poundin'! I'll ripp off your long legs and you might

not be able to walk smoothly for some days after if you don't!

badblood13:

@post

NO VEX O, ARE YOU A FULL BLOODED NIGERIAN AS IN BOTH PARENTS?

I am a full and real naija nigga blazin' my hood 360!

brayan:

men guy you well sooooooooooo.you sure na you no be the ugly person?

Mum and shawties always tell me I'm pretty! But I aint give a f**k about that!

I want ritzy shawties who know how to go down tight with crazy and blazy niggas!

I always let my verbal and financial accounts talk for me!

So ugly Nigerian bitches, time to titivate urselves cos we all lookin' past you!

sistawoman:


What??

can someone translate?

Go switch up ur vocabs and social horizons!

You sound so parochially nearsighted!

Go meet wise people, read good books

that'll add to your soul's progression and

be socially exposed. Then I'll have to guage

if you've come to my level for literarily and

classy conversations.