White girls rule. They show more affection by all comparisons. And they so, so sentimental in bed-blazin'!

And the Russian shawties are just exceptional creatures. Real bed warriors that make hard niggaz break-

down unawares in their lips. Men niggaz just try it and see. I've slammed black chicks but they just too

troublesome. They aint nothin' but think they some godamn godessess who must be given absolute

attention but they can't even f**k! The worst part is that they think their sex is the best. Men, I just tire

for black chicks! I'll be forever smackin' your friggin black pussies, tell you all you want to hear. Before you

know, 2H2H is gone. Switch on y'all who can't give me best sex not good sex and who can't give amorous

affection not lovey-dovey affection! F**k y'all black pussies except you've gat what it takes!

n-guage:

I was addressing nawee, and not you ma'am.

That was a bait to the big idiot and he fell for it, face first. Nawee, you and I know you are not any kind of drugdealer and you are not a mac like you claim to be. Your fakeness is so pathetic and sad, you know big time pushers who hold blocks down like you claim to do don't post online, and people who get as much girls as you claim don't boast online either.

I'm not the only one that sees through your lies, anyone with a tiny ability to reason can see that you've been watching straight to DVD movies and you think that's the way to live. You also come accross as someone who reads a lot about drugdealing as opposed to someone who takes part in it. Your mum is a fucking PhD holder and you grew up soft and you are still soft.

In one of your posts you also mention being soft and not getting girls in high school, guess what you are NOT still getting girls. Real pimps were born that way its not something people learn after being dweebs in high school. You are a big time gay, don't try to act big online.

Dude, Let me explain certain things to you. Yeah, I never had girls in high school. I was a booky nerd for sure. That was before I was 15. I never did these things not because I couldn't, but because of how I was brought up! Intense Love for books! I've read all the godamn books you read in your entire life before I turned 15, fool! Go read some good books so you can extend your mental horizons, slowpoke!

My mum is a PhD holder-- sure but how germane is that to the topic? Don't you ever mention her in your posts no more! Stop these tirades directed me-- I never did such to you. Be forewarned man!

From 16, man, I've been swingin' every night. My swanky vibes which do seem dumb to y'all catch bitches unawares keepin' them numb-struckened. Before they know it, some silly pussie will be yawnin' between my sheets.

I've reread my posts and seems like people here on Nland are just too puritanical. What sounds fake in there? I'm tryin' to be honest and would need explanations. I was directed to this forum by my young uncle so I can interact with people. I've lived little in Nigeria and shall be visitin' in come New Year!

It seems you people just don't understand me here. I might be proud, egoistic, naughty, a ball player, condescendin' attitude towards ladies. But I don't think I'm a bad person. So people stop critiquing whatever I write. Thats just how I am. I wonder what I can write that won't offend people here. I most times don't direct my posts to specific individuals if you noticed. I just express my thoughts so we can reason things out intelligently from different perspectives be it corporate, religious or my fave hoody style.

I hate being insulted. I can't stand it. I'll burst on you godamn fools if you do it. That has been the cause of this tensions on any thread I'm interested in. I don't want it to be this way.

Or maybe I should consider quitin' this forum? I'm gettin' so pissed off at y'all throwing histrionical dramas at me. I'll prefer it being more physical!

Would've smacked y'all really wacky if you guys don't have a rethought!

And you n_guage, I'm not even goin' to guage you, I'ma read you off. I'll sillily slap you that guys here won't happily clap you no more. Dude, chill out cos u aint have what it takes to spill out hoody goodies!

All I need is a real nigga based in Nigeria, preferably in PH or Abuja of All in All Africa of da wacky wussy world pussies blazin' bad on phunky punky planet earth eavesdropping and oozing out sperms dat spread like germs so me n him can fuckin' come 2gether like a choir to acquire what we desire n later retire cos we be tired like a tire dat was hired 2 kill a liar who was a matyr. Where's that nigga? If you here, pls holla at your boy so we paint PH and Abuja in our pussie colors come New Year! whatz up ma man?

Not you fool, hmm, u called, huh, n_guage, aight or engage? Go get fuckin' engage lovey-dovey prissy niggaz! Have ur d**k cut off, "sicka"!

Wendy80:

fake fooool!!!! :p :p

You've ravaged. I aint gat your time no more. Don't send me offlines beggin'! No turnin' point this time around.

Wendy80:

all u need 2 be like him is 2 be fake,dumb and stupid

No nigga can ever sound or be like me. How can anyone be when they've not even pass through academic rigor, sports rigor (I'm a fuckin' BlackBelter in Tae Kwon Do and a one time champion in the ITF championships--go check the records), not to talk of hood rigor, how about hustlin Boston to the block? You guys are all shit!

You can't even be as dumb as I am because I am so damn fuckin' dumb-smart. My level of dumbness is 8 B-ball levels above your friggin' self-acclaimed intelligence. Tell me one accomplishment you've made in life to date that made people, not only your folks, stare at you in awe?

I can list lotta godamn awards I got from being highly academically smart and proficient in my extra-curriculars when I was in high-school and college. Just had to f**k this school shit because it started makin' me sick and fuckin' teachers and profs were busy complainin' that 2H2H too crazy albeit with a high IQ--I'm proud of that because my hood respects me for that; they just can't make the moves I make nor talk the way I talk!

My hood showed me love but were stupid enough to do it in a humble way at the beginnin'. Now, I'm in control and busy accumulatin' funds. Soon you be sayin' eh, is 2H2H, huh, that guy from Nland? You friends will will be sayin' yeah,

that nigga be crippin' deep 24/7;
that nigga be blazin' his hood 360;
that nigga stays hard all da time;


2H2H is fuckin' keepin' it real.

And you'll be like huh? That dude's turned so multifigure.

You can't even see me bitch! I've advised you to go get yourself laid so at least you would be able to think properly in your self-acclaimed way of thinkin' intelligently, BITCH.

God, Bitch, go sleep in a room with no window, BITCH! I'ma spankily smack your wacky black ass n stinky pissy pussie intoto!

Damn! What a BITCH! So disgustin'!

Wendy80:

@ naawee
i pity ur mother, sisters and ur entire female generation,,,,,,,u are such a dumb fool

I might be a dumb fool but you are an old ass dicky bitch with a malodorously stinkin' black pussie that has been ravaged in all forms of its carnality!

Bitch, quit hatin' on real niggaz and go get f**ked real hard. And hang in there, BITCH!
Bitch, quit bein' a bitch, BITCH!
You are nothing but a really cheapened regular bitch, BITCH!

sistawoman:

No he is not stupid. Actully he is the one that would get to "slam the puzzy", not u because you don't show that you care enough.

Thats far frm the truth. You always sound so theoretical. Be pragmatic, sista! This is not how the bitchy game of attraction works. Want to slam a pussie?

Dudes, let her understand she's like others on the queue.
Dudes, let her understand she's seeing the exit as fast she joined the queue if she acts all too worked up!

If only you can do these things in a very condescendin' though caring way, dude, she'll be all over you. You are in control and never allow a bitch be in control of a situation.

Mr. caring guy is always a wussie and most times, rarely slams pussie except that pussie is so, so sex-starved!

Dudes, get to work! And reserve ur 2 cents for using my effective clues. Else, you gon' to see those pussies cudgelin' you friggin black d**k real bad!

Havin' been switchin' my game on bitches for sometime now, I think it's high time I helped some wussies out there understand the underpinnings of how the game of switchin' bitches work!

I will give some clues and if I find interested parties, I'll spit out so godamn good shit and you will have no option but to be callin' me "Bitches Bad Boy"! Read on!

Firstly, Never you call a girl more than once a day. Very important. She has to understand you have a life of your own.

Secondly, Never you allow a girl end a discussion. If you sense you are runnin' out of words, arrange for a second meetin'. (This is for first time dates)

Thirdly, Never you let a girl know how you feel about her in the initial stages. Make her understand you can do without her, though she's important.

Fourthly, Never you care about what she thinks about you or might think about what you will say. Just say what comes to mind.

Furthermore, Never just say what comes to mind, say what comes to your mind in a very cocky and funny way!

In addition, always use what she says to tease her in a very funny way. That way there'll be bitchy attraction goin' on and that always culminates in you having her spread those legs wide open for you to hit hard.

These are a just a tip of the iceberg of my clues. The more important ones are on the way. Just holla, I'ma hook your fuckin' black ass up!

Wendy80:

and also call her always,,like 3 to 4 times daily,,,,,,,,,,it shows u care

why should he call a bitch 3-4 times daily? u stupid?

Let her know u busy nigga, and slam that pussie when she spreads

the leg wide open!

dreeldee:

why has everyone graced this thread and then allow this jejune chatter to go on. I wonder why it's so hard for y'all to leave the kid alone.

You just keep shut and stay where you are. Thinkin' u dre?

superstan:

every scrotum carrying member of your clan are dorks!

if u think u can come on a forum and open ur incinerator looking mouth anyhow then u have another think coming.

you are crude, uncouth and have no social grace.

Shawties love me because I'm crude and uncouth. I am not your kind of prudish law-abiding guy! I'm an outlaw man. I've always been and will forever remain one. Never loved living by stupid godamn man-made rules. Getting me on the hook is tough because my veryself, 2H2H, is just too crook and hood-smart!

Go have a look at your posts, and see for yourself how you sound so intellectually unfledged. Come talk to me later when you mature intellectually! Your mental acumen too young!

superstan:

i have already told u what i am capable of doing if u don't watch what u say to me.

keep climbing to the prime while u have made yourself a laughing stock. baba suwe of nairaland(the title fits ur bill).

i am cool, calm and collected but please, enough of this ghetto fabulous thingy.

I don't care if they laugh at my swanky vibes! They just can't understand it because they aint know no shit about higher learning and they are all from the lower rungs of the societal strata.

When you laugh last, you laugh the best laughter, nigga!

And you slowpoke, I'll forever be smacking you if you don't learn to respect the king. You insignificant loudmouth! Be forewarned man!

You don't need no line! If you r really switchin' your game and doublepumpin it regularly, you only need to walk up to her and get what you want.

Just be cocky man, and funny. Thats the key! Check this out:

I was coming back from a walk when I saw a real gorgeous shawtie also walkin' down the street. She's the type I love rolling with. More like a model. My Paris Hilton type! So I walked up to her and said hi with a wide smile. She didn't even look in my direction. I walked closer and said hi again. This time she turned but kept walking without saying anything. I was already getting pissed off.

I thought very fast, let me make a mess of this shawtie. So I went very close to her and after saying hi, I just murmured:" did my good looks really scare you that badly? Be yourself and relax. Forget about the hype about me!" She was like, "excuse me" in a mockin' way- "what did you just say"? (so it always happens, but the end always justifies the means).

So I responded in a very confident and arrogant manner: " I just holla'D at you and you were acting scared, is it because of the nature of your hair?" She replied, "you sound so rude. I'm just from my hairdresser". She brought out a mirror but sure couldn't get to see properly the back side. I was just grinning and moving as I'm supposed to so as to make her look stupid-- always makin' shawties appear stupid). I offered to help out and she agreed and asked we get a table in a coffee joint nearby.

We started discussing, and after like 15 mins, I told her I got to get going and she replied "but we just came in". I told her well, what about you giving me your email and me contacting you when I have time. She said I don't have an email, but probably you can call my cell phone. Thats the trick, I got her number and the rest you knows! What hot blondes can do to a real nigga!

superstan:

can u just put a sock in it?

what is with you and this hood negro attitude you are forcing down people's throat.

u want to be ghetto fabulous, fantastic!!! leave that in your house and get real.

i am sick and tired of hearing the same senseless garbage from u time and time again.

Oh, you again! Now would you swallow and cough out my bones?

This is me climbin' to my prime! Proud as I am, I'll make you not see

your prime! You better stay calm and relax cos I'm too cool for that

sort of shit!

sistawoman:

I don't live in Boston but went there on business and from what i saw i was not impressed at the way the whites treated the blacks.

it is true that this country is run by whites but it is worse in some areas then in others and with only a 23% black population i can agree that most things there are white.

The hoods there are upscale neighborhoods in my neck of the woods. So for him to claim to be hood we would just call him a suburb nigga trying to be gangster. Suburb niggas get dissed and walked all on down here. He would not last 10 mins in the ghettos of Baltimore, let alone DC.

Did I ever say I'm a gansta? Did I ever say I live in a ghetto? Weren't you thought how to read between the lines? You never stop surprisin' me.

When I say I'm hood, it implies I'm figuratively married to the streets. It's takes only mature mind to be able to understand this. I bet debosky should be able.

So stop goin' about talkin' trash about ghettos. You aint know no shit 'bout 'em! You derailin', baby! I saw it comin' n forewarned you!

You guys are all ridiculous!

I still maintain my stance! Any Ugly and Stupid Nigerian Bitch I find near my block,

I'll smack you real hard like a mafioso so y'all come back to your senses!

And to the dudes, don't let me bring to light the state of obloquy most of

you guys are turning Nigeria into. At times, it just baffles me, am I also

Nigerian like those fools?

Don_Ese125:

Nawere,d mor i read ur posts,the more amazed i get.in all ur posts,ur immaturity shows more and more. As i read ur posts,i see u as a low-class creep,som1 who's obsessed with sex(maybe because he never gets any-lol). I see som1 who has absolutely no respect 4 women,an egotistic dolt who thinks he's God's gift to women(at least sexually-i mean take a look at some of his "sexcapades",even though they're prolly his warped fantasies.
As much as i try to dislike u 4 ur obvious stupidity,& as much as ur apparent love 4 vulgarity disgusts me,u know what,i feel really sorry for u,because i see u the way u rily are,a lost little boy,seeking attention,acting out as a 'nigger' because of ur inferiority complex,trying to offset some mental and psychological deficiencies undoubtedly caused by some traumatic childhood experience. My advice? Go see a shrink-u need serious help. Methinks therapy would do you a lot of good.

You don't need to be amazed at ma posts! You just need to fuckin' love ma style and I know you f**kin' love it! You advicin' me to go see a shrink? I say nah,

dunny! I got to kick and shrink away from these prim shrinks! I live clear of them, over here, nigga, we call 'em chumps! And I'ma keep primin' shines till I'm in ma

prime. When 2H2H's busy gathering glimmering shines more than ur shrinkin' shrink, what d f**k the prissy chump goin' tell me? He surely must have sh*ts to tell

the Ugly and Stupid Nigerian Bitches we have scattered all across the world like little-chickens-turn-chicks paradin' n pollutin' my B-block all round the clock.

F**k y'all Ugly and Stupid Nigerian Bitches! Y'all will soon be kicked off the streets with ur noisomely stinky asses packed in for y'all 2 smell n feel!

F**k y'all!

sistawoman:

What word were you trying to use?
Pluckiest means bravest but not sure what you were trying to say next.

Please break down this paragraph like i am 5 years old. I think you use words out of context alot which makes it hard for me to follow.

Is this your example of classy, elegant cockiness?

Can you give me an example of a job or circumstance to back up this claim?

One thing I dislike about you is your tendency to pick on minor errors that could otherwise be ignored. What is so difficult to understand in that paragraph? Didn't you study methods of intuitive deduction in college? Be intuitive, dear! It helps a lot even if you showing deficiency in this area.

What I had intended to write was:{ the pluckiest "barges" through}! Just an additional "t"and you lost control. Do you read per word or in groups of words or phrases? Honey, no offence, you need to work on yourself.

That was not an example (or circumstance) of classy and elegant cockiness. And you might wish consider it worthwhile not to ask. I find it difficult explaining the obvious. I really don't have patience for that.

sistawoman:


Since i am familiar with the swing lifestyle, do you have a regular partner? How often do you attend parties? Are you as abrasive at the parties as you are here? Do you swing with both males and females? How do the females react to your abrasive behavior.

I am not trying to insult your intelligence so please don't attack mine, i am simply seeking clarity.

I have not insulted you just simply offered my opinion but we know what they say about those.

I think you are not familiar with the swing lifestyle. If you were, you wouldn't have asked if I had a regular partner. Currently, I'm hitting hard on 3 regular shawties. Others regularly come in and I show them the exit as fast as they came in! Two Russians and one Nigerian. They all got the curves, really sexy shawties. But they scared because they act uptight, 2H2H goin' to show you the exit really fast!

Yeah, I have a question! Why this Nigerian chick always catch me doin' shit? Before you know it, she's around and be like, huh, I just brought a surprise for you. A surprise when your nigga tryin' to have fun? Damn! I'll be like, sweetie, you got to go home. You don't need to see this. She always understands and goes away. That'll be problem on her part for the next 2 weeks. She's cute, sexy and hot but just stupid intellectually! WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS CATCH ME DOING SHIT? Sistawoman, can you tell me why?

I am not gay- so don't ask if I swing with guys! Most shawties don't like the way I behave. They all say I'm too naughty, arroganty and what have you. But who cares? If they hate me as they claim, why do they always call me? I don't give no body my number and you'all busy callin' ! Foreva be scatterin' your pussies endlessly!

F**k Y'all Ugly Nigerian BITCHES!

@sistawoman,

Calm down and relax. Just read on!

There is always a first time. Probably, this is your first time of coming across classy and elegant cockiness. Don't feel too bad about it. I understand you did not read extensively when you were a student. But there is still time and it's never too late to learn. You can always catch up with the trend.

I never said being humble implies you are a pushover. There is always a tendency to be overshadowed. In some sphere of life, the pluckiest bargest through safely in asmuch as he can do the job on average competence. Most times, the guys chosen as delegates may not the most competent. But because of their brash nature and competence, there's a a greater likelihood that they will be chosen over their humble counterparts who might be waiting to get noticed.

Furthermore, being cocky doesn't imply one needs to shout at the top of his voice. Relax, mami! That's far from it. We cocky guys have a smart-ass attitude. And you know what such guys are up to? Don't act like a tyro; I know you are a fully fledged lady-- you should know.

I don't think I need to check my attitude. Even if I have to, there's nothing I can do about it. Just as you think your attitude is the best is the same way I consider my attitude to be just ok. You are not my Goddess, so you better not judge who is holier!

I am not a player, mami! I just love to have sex. And I have been swinging since these ugly bitches I hate like hell all had small faces!

F**k y'all UGLY NIGERIAN BITCHES! Your stinky asses will all soon get snatched off the streets!

sistawoman:

Classy and elegant usually implies something positive; whereas cockiness does not. I would never use the three words together. Additionally do you really want to come across to everyone you meet as cocky? Brash self confidence can turn a woman or men for that matter off. You can be confindent but not cocky. For me personally there is nothing attractive about someone who is cocky. Confidence in a man or woman is very attractive but only when tapered with humility.

Will you please address my other questions? It appears that you pick and choose what to respond to and lack the knowledge or ability to respond to all questions or clarifications that i ask of you. If you can state something to me I need you to be able to back that up.

I see from what angle you are analyzing. It makes sense to some extent. But has it ever occured to you that some people consider being cocky(i.e arrogantly confident) a positive trait? It may interest you to note I fall in that category. And I find it very disgusting living with people who are humble. To me, it sucks. Why?

1)- they will consider me to be a very bad person of which I don't think I am. I really don't care about what others think or how they feel. So when I f**k up, you just have to let me know that, yeah, nigga, you have derailed big time and do it at the level of your annoyance so I can feel you. I'm sorry, I don't have the ability to guage anger levels without you showing it. I'm very temperamental and if I scream at you gruffily, that surely implies I'm up for aggression.

2)-I see humility as the worst trait a person can have. You'll get overshadowed always. I just hate it for no godamn reason. I just can't be humble. I'm proud by nature and don't care if you are or not--it makes sense to me because I have lot of talents and things that many people do not have. I rather use hook or crook to get what I want other than remain at the bottom. You be humbling yourself, if I can't get what I want and you give me the chance, you are overthrown. And I see it as being normal, because I am always on the alert for such!

Other reasons abound. But the premise is:

I know a bunch of people who consider cockiness, a positive trait. I, for sure, am one of those.

So can being classically and elegantly cocky, from my anaysis, still be classified an oxymoron?

rokiatu:

why are you this abusive?

I'm not abusive but just haughty and naughty! I always give to caesar what belongs to caesar!

omoge:

then marry a beautiful niaja lady who will cook you good and great meals. they are many in Boston what meal do you want for lunch .

a good food like real rice and stew with goat meat and isi ewu will cool you down. a nice plate of pepper soup i mean with lots of ata wewe or atarodo will do you great justice.

This sounds like a good idea. I love rice but wondering what you mean by "real rice"! I barely know other ingredients you mention! Seems they all taste good! Goin'

to check it out. Hope they aint pranks you are playin'? I hate appearin' foolish when askin' certain questions!

What exactly does

mean?

What is your unit of messure? Have I not yet shown to you that i am of higher class than any other woman you have ever dealt with?

By The Way classy and elegant should not be used as adj. for cockiness, that my dear is an oxymoron, unless of course you can defend your use of the words.
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Don't you think it makes sense to review your English literature texts if you have any?

What makes "Classy and elegant cockiness" an oxymoron? I beg to be corrected! I'll appreciate it.

omoge:

naawee, take it easy. some of the people you are abusing are married. respect is important from a gentleman you know.

take it easy.

Who cares if you are married? Who can't get married?

You f**k up, I spank your punky ass to a place where it belongs!

sistawoman:

@Naawee

Game recognizes Game and I hate to tell you i see/hear/read no game here.

If your game is tight you should be able to woo a woman like me. If your game is weak, like yours appears to be, I will keep walking pass you while you stand there shouting insults at me because you can't have me.

Take your cheap talk, unable to formaulate a subject and a verb, ass someplace else.

I don't care for cheap imitations of real men. Holla @ a sista when your ass elevates to my level.

@ladies
When a man feels the need to use big words when talking to you in person or in writing it is because he is hiding something or practicing his word of day skills. It is almost like he chooses a bunch of words and throws them on the screen to see what will take or hopes that no one reading will really know that he makes no sense at all and is really using words that he does know the meaning of.

I would hold my head in disgrace if i was your mother.

*on bend and knee*
Please Lord don't ever allow my son to disrespect me like this. Because dear Lord I have taught him that even what he does when i am not around is a refection of my parenting and a refection of me directly as a person. Please dear Lord whisper in his ear when he feels the need to act like a fool.

Amen!!!

You love my style, I can sense it! You've been all over Nland on my D**k for too long! I've tried to keep you away but you still comin' back to me!

I don't need you, BITCH since you call yourself a BITCH! Bitches have class too. Haven't I told you? I need to guage your ability to come to terms with my

classy and elegant cockiness before we can even think of talkin'! Stay where you are and don't come close. You are beginning to derail! I warned

you.

tpia:

oh boy.

this what happens when you live for nothing but p**sy.

abeg there's more to life than just jumping from one woman to another, or vice versa.

Na so people dey kaput on top of woman.


<<entertainment galore for romance section na wa>>

Nigga, I just want to f**k bad bitches!

All ma high school years, I never had bitches!

I gotta make up for those lost years!

I'm so, so hungry for pussies. Lotta masochism in me! Lotta things I know I can do to these pussies!

Gettin' pussies everyday, man, makin' me mad to torture these pussies! How I love pussies!

Lot of ideas on how to scatter 'em pussies and make 'em come beggin' for more! I gotta make

sure I revolutionized this switchin' game! I've gone a long way in this, so no stoppin' son!


Mind you, I'm sane! I'm just a high-figure educated nigga who has a knack n true love for the hood!
The hood's so good and I got married intoto! My V n F accounts multiply, niggaz be hatin'!

I hate beautiful Nigerian shawties who are stupid. They are so many in this world. The few Nigerian shawties
I've met that I can classify as a bit beautiful are outrightly stupid- others, so godamn ugly! And I've met them
not just in Boston, but all across the world.

For the few beautiful and classy Nigerian hotties out there, I've gat value for you'all!
I call them my sisters! Others are bitches!

Sisters get respect, BITCHES get what they deserve!
Sisters help niggaz progress, BITCHES will slow you up!

Sisters tell the truth, BITCHES tell lies (I always get them because I'm so hood)
Sisters drive cars, BITCHES want to ride

BITCHES try to be sisters but end up as WHORES! They aint gat what it takes!

BITCHES, I aint gat no love for y'all, BITCH!

Ugly Nigerian Bitches, you'all are fuckin despicable!
I've made my point and I think it's clear now that 50% of all Nigerian girls are UGLY!

The other 50% are a bit beautiful but presumably, about 40% of this are so stupid that at
times, I wonder if Nigeria were cursed with this crappy shit! Damn, I wonder! And they'all
classify as BITCHES!

Logically, one can say most NIGERIAN shawties are BITCHES! Of course, my mum is a PhD holder,
so she's out because she's got brains! I inherited my high IQ from her.

F**k you'all Nigerian BITCHES! I hate all of you! You all will soon have ur ugly asses kicked off the streets!

Missy B:

This is the first expressive statment you've made.
You seem more like half human now.
Jst be a gentleman(tho it's hard I knw), respect yourself and othas*.

PS:Don't go correctin' peeps in a rude manna* when you knw you aren't perfect.
Neither am I.

Oh, this is the kind of attitude you guys want in here! What a puritanical set of people!
I have been wonderin' why everybody on my d**k! Now I got a clue but need to prove
it! Let me develop a verbal theorem to prove this! Let me call this an axiom meanwhile.

sistawoman:

is he really nigerian?

GetLust come into the thread answer some questions for us.

I am a Nigerian! Love beautiful Nigerian shawties who are not stupid but despise the ugly ones.

They can be so disgustin'! Shit, such a set of girls!

I love fulfillin' my masochists desires on the beautiful Nigerian chicks who turn out to be very stupid.
The lot of beautiful Nigerian shawties are in this category!

But the Russians, personally, I'm yet to meet an ugly one. They turn me on from afar! They are very sexy!
I can even speak Russian now. Had to take some Russian lang. classes!

Missy B:

While you're busy correctin' Kiss angel. . . .
Can you tell us the dictionary meanin' of "BRUSH[b]EN"?[/b]
I'm sure you pressuposed that to be the PP. of BRUSH?

Yeah, thanks for this! Sure, I aint perfect. Forums are meant to be educative!

sistawoman:

No i don't feel you papi. . . . .

the problem with you is that with your attitude, probally due to age, you can never acquire a high class woman like me. You will forever be trapped in "da streets" of Boston with your loser class Russian women.

It is black men like you that real sistas reject and gladly hand over to white women to deal with. We don't want your type as much as you can't handle our type.

Grow up baby, be the proper Nigerian male that God created you to be. Stop trying to be Akata.

How would your mom feel if she read this or was relayed this by someone. She would die inside. I know i would if i ever felt like my son thought i was ugly, stupid and unattractive.

i will really need you to take the blue pill, get unplugged from the matrix and join me over here with the enlightened.

When you are ready to learn i am here to teach. Even those who catch the short bus to school, with the colorful helmets on, deserve to gain knowledge.

You are high-class? Oh, I love that. You must be really chic, aint you? Seems like we are getting to a focal point.

I can be the best guy you ever dream of. No braggin' here, just what shawties tell me! I grew up this way! I am

just a very proud and naughty person by nature. Had lotta problems in high-school because of my attitude. But my

plucky nature is what has seen me through the hustles and bustles of life. At least now, no one can talk when I am

around in the house. The guy is independently secured in all ramifications. I had to f**k schoolin' because I always had my

mind on my money even though I was excellently performin'. Hustlin' in the heart, mami!


You think you can resist me? If I were to meet you and you happen to be the type I would love to roll with, sista, 2H2H

must roll in on you. Not forcefully but with my game! Before you know it, you'D have foot my bills! This is true talk. I am very confident

in this regard because I've done it several times. I just fancy the way you write and hopefully wish you continue being a lady and not derail!

Else, you might find the switchin' game on you!


Why do you think my hood nicknamed me 2H2H? Thats 2hOt 2 hAndle! Thats 2 O & A 's, mami! I Always have 2 official (O) answers (A)

to your questions be it academic, hoody, ballplayering, switchin' game, etc!

Letz stop here. You got to learn to want to either love to hate my game if you don't like it or love to play by the game if you into it.

But beware, if you choose the former, the game might late you!

Love you even if you choose to love to hate my game!

kiss_angel:

Big fool!, Mr. goat , if you are man enough you foul mouthed brown tooth he-goat, then answer the questions posted to you directly

and stop bitching around like a ram about to be slaughtered.

monkey escapee from jungle, oyinbo want to be over bleached black ass slowpoke!
Liar who would screw a raggamoffim broke ass junkie like you.,ure only fit as a gallow attendant or cleaner in a mortuary.

anuofia! Tufuiakwa

Giggolo oshi!, born fool, insolent bacteria.

I don't understand most of what you wrote. You might wish to consider paraphrasing

in coherent grammatical patterns so I could at least, have a clue as to what you were

trying to pass across! But what happend to your high school English and English literature

classes? You still have a long way to go in these areas. Time to brushen up ur skills.


It stinks for a girl to be such a neophyte in expressing her views as you just portrayed!

konkocious:

I've been asking this question for a while and most of the answer is that Ladies always want ELABORATED WEDDING
and i asked some thoose lady that why but they alway said is their happiest day

but i need nairalanders opinion about it, that is it true about their reason

please contribute wisely abeg

Nigga,

watz up? watz goin' on? why these rattlin' about marriage this, weddin' that?

Boy, scatter these pussies and don't ever give a damn! Keep it realer, duh!

You aint gettin' no mothafuckin' opinion cos you gat to keep switchin' on them

shawties! They'll appreciate you for that, trust me!

sistawoman:

As a woman the flip side is important to me.

Imagine a world w/o men.

Who will lift all my heavy stuff?
Who will carry the weight of the family?
Who will stabilize me on my crazy hormone days when i can't decide between the pink or brown undies, let along put together a coherent thought?
Who will keep us women from blowing up the world because sista girlfriend across the room rolled her eyes at me, not really understanding that sistagirlfriend is pmsing so everything is getting under her skin today?

Seriously, As much as you men NEED us we NEED yall.
Thus the reason God created us both and from our men came us.
God is a wonderful all knowing God and he does not do anything my mistake.

So with men around, they do these things for you free of charge?

Now I understand where you from.

I don't give a f**k if you are a shawtie or not, you do your godamn

stuff yourself. You want my help, be ready for nights-out bed blazin'! And

you must be glamorously sexy for me to even want to help a bit!

Sista,

looks like your men are all wussies! Tryin' to gain your affection by being nice!

I aint that type. You'll even be the one doin' my chores because I really don't care!

When you are tired, you slip off silently. Lotta more ritzier shawties out there on

the queue because I am fresh to death in my skin and always keep it fresher than the

next bitch!

You feel me, mami?

sistawoman:

will you ever show me your skills. I have read 7 pages of your words on the other thread and still nothing to show me all of this skill. You refuse to answer me is that because you really are a fraud like everyone claims?

Sista,

You relax! I don't need you for now! I'll have to see if you are even worth my attention!

But I feel you are not that bad. I only need to confirm! Then we'll see how it goes

from there. Ok?