C'mun, f**k dat wet pussie real hard if the legs are wide open or the ass is just in front of you! whatchu fuckin' waiting for? Slam that ass nigga! Oh, u got 2 double-pump up ur switchin' game , nigga!

Because they are fuckin' ugly! Ugly dudes and shawties have got nothing to offer except they have Seal's characteristics! Lol! Spitting out cool shit for y'all to vibe with!

I remain the realest on Nland!

Because they fuckin' need to get f**ked real hard until that pussy becomes sore! Thats how we niggaz do shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Though I'm yet to rape a girl, but I hope I'll do so soon just for the sake of doing it!

Y'all fools! Why the f**k would a silly ugly dumbass nigga come up here and be spitting raw shit like, "i'm so godamn f**kin' ugly but gat the shawties rolling with me!"! Thats plain bullshit.

All hot shawties wherever I am gotta roll with me! I'm 2H2H (=2 Hot 2 Handle) and I run all lascivious and raunchy hot chicks in my godamn motherfuckin palm! Yeah, Thats me and what my V and F accounts do for me!

So shut y'all morons and ugly niggaz! How many of ur phoney shits gotta come out of ur ugly faces b4 y'all know it's time to grow up and respect the king who never slacks but always doublepump his switching game?!

F**k y'all ugly niggaz! I'maa fucin' bumb on y'all! Fools and dunnies here rantin' shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

men,

I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!

If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!

F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!

kiwi992:

Hi,


In my opinion, the Chinese girls are the best - the very best. They are very loving, affectionate and extremely fit with nice small arses. They would scream the whole house down whilst kicking their legs up in the air. They really know how to be with a man and cook the most healthy food. I loved my Chinese woman but she went back to China for good after her studies.

English girls - they are very loving and affectionate but their love doesn't last long. They would say they love you today but can easily say they don't love you anymore, tomorrow (just like that!), if you hurt them badly. A lot of them are very sincere though - and would be prepared to stand by you, no matter what, if you are good to them. I've been out with many of them and do like them because you know where you stand with them. They are also very passionate in bed. A lot of them would never love you for your money. I gave one of them a bunch of flowers (21 red roses) because I wronged her and she came running back like magic. So there.

Asian girls (Indians and Pakistanis) - well, my experience with them is also positive. They are affectionate but always like to hide their relationship with you so that nobody finds out, for fear of rejection by their families. The Asian men would stare at you all the time for going out with their girls and so, you are always on edge and never get to truly know how much love the girl has for you. I like the Asians, me.

Mixed race girls - very beautiful and loving but too temperamental for my liking. Ideally, I would prefer to settle down with one of them because they've got the best of both worlds. Moreover, she would easily relate to you. I met one last Friday night but couldn't hit it off with her because I've just met this nice Maltese woman. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush they say.

Black girls - Nigerians - I've only ever been with one. She was my childhood sweetheart. Extremely loving and affectionate. She tolerated me a lot even though she knew I was messing about (I was too young then, you see). I wish I had married that girl. Maybe she's in this Forum who knows. I've never been out with any other Nigerian girl ever since.

Hey Anuli, if you are here, just give us a nod, you hear? I would like to know how life's been with you. Remember Bakana (where your mum hails), your dad's surgery at Totttenham High Road and Redditch/Stoke-On-Trent (where I lived)? Please come in just for a chat.

Black girls -West Indians - they know how to be with a man (and can cook very well) but have got an evil temper on them. One day, they are as good as gold, the next day, they are just evil with a vile temper. By the way, the only person that has taken me to the cleaners in this country was a Jamaican girl. I gave her £9000 to take her name off the deeds of the house, in addition to the fact that she cleaned me out. She took everything from the house. Never again would I have the time of day for them.

Black girls - Ethiopians - I gave a bunch flowers to my beautiful Ethiopian woman and she just chucked it in the bin. Great! No idea of love. Just so very beautiful but have a tendency to stab their partners with knives. Watch out if you are going out with an Ethiopian girl. She was an Amhara.

Black girls - South Africans - the one I went out with was a Zulu. Zulu women are very jealous and posessive but very loving and affectionate. I've no complaints about them except the extreme jealousy.

Black girls - Rwandese - this Tutsi girl that I went out with was so, so loving. Most affectionate, if I may say so. Really stunning like all the Tutsis. She was a refugee and buggered off to America because her sisters wanted her to go and live there. In fact I took a week-end trip to the States, just to see her.

German girls - some look like dykes to me with un-shaven armpits and some are very slim. My mate swears that they are very loving.

Dutch girls - I've only ever been out with one and although affectionate, she was too much of a feminist for my liking. She drove all the way from Holland to the UK.

Italian girls - went out with one but it was too brief. I would say affectionate but I was too scared of her deep down. She taught the Napolitan police how to shoot guns and I don't know anything about guns, so, felt very uncomfortable with her. Very romantic though, I must say. She wouldn't even let me help do the dishes after we had eaten, something with which I didn't feel comfortable.

Maltese girls - I've just met one and we've dated only twice although we regularly e-mail each other. She's showing some affection but it's early days yet. I have the feeling she would be possessive because of the things she says to me. Such things as 'you know everybody here' 'I'm sure you had no problems finding dance partners' as well as questioning every little thing that I tell her. I think she might find it hard to trust me even before we started because she's just a jealous person.

East European girls - Russians, Poles, Czechs, Lithuanians, Croatians, Armenians - all crap in my view. No love but money, money, money. The Czech girls are extremely slim and beautiful though. They make the Russian women look like dogs. The Lithuanian girls have got such beautifully rounded arses. I could shag all of them for their beautiful arses. I don't care about boobs - just a nice arse would do me.

African-American girls - I've never been out with any. I don't know whether they love their men or not but I had a bad experience with one when I went over to the States. I met this girl in the night club in Manhattan and initially said I would like to take her home. Later on, I changed my mind and she threathened to blow my head off! Wasn't I scared? Go figure!

White American girls - I don't know. Never dated them.

Latino girls - Spaniards, Cubans, Puerto Ricans etc - I've only ever been out with two Spanish girls. They were feminists and I didn't like that. One of them was good fun to be with. The other was screwd up in her head with family problems and so never showed much affection. Very hairy though and I love hairy women. Big bush and I'm happy. The others are just not my cup of tea even though I meet them all the time in the salsa clubs. Salsa is my favourite music and dance.



kiwi992.

Nice expository essay. Thumbs up! At least, I've seen one Nlander who's switchin' his game 360.

But you are entirely wrong about Russian shawties. Probably, you are yet to get deep in this area. The

f**k you spitting shit like, Russians are crap? Probably, you aint gat what it takes.

C'mon, duh, just be shinin' gleam clean; move your dough up the mountains and be gone before
that bitch knows whats goin' on.

LadyT:

naawere strikes again

I am yet to strike you, BITCH! I'll have to FIRST guage if d "T" in ur nick, LadyT, is tight enough. Guage properly if ur black pussie is Tight enough n doesn't stink. Then I'll give it a thought if u fit to roll with me. If u fit, BITCH, I'll scatter ur pussie from all critical angles like it's no good.

I know u like ma style.
Spit straight to your face with hoody goodies.
Make you melt savorin' the moment!
B4 u know it, 2H2H is gone cos I'm fuckin' 2 Hot 2 Handle, BITCH!

I'll still be smackin' shawties real tight. Pussie's just so nice. Hang in there in a pussie even if u r tired of smackin' wackily!

Tear that pussie apart. Don't call no BITCH! She needs to call you n u have to decide if she's hot enough to chill with cha!

Shawties are shit! Just smack their pussies intoto!

I love white chicks! Esp. the scandinavian blondes! Been there couple times and they so, so gorgeous. They give the very best of sex and not just fuckin'!

They gat very nice and always wet pussies! them white chicks can f**k n suck dicks so good. Shit! I love u'all white chicks!

Black chicks are also gorgeous but cultural and religious issues methinks, restrict their sexual activeness. They have boundaries when it comes to sex and I dislike that! I love fuckin pussies hard, actualizing all my fantasies without boundaries!

If I catch you in bed, men, I'll so blaze your pussie so deep and hard from all critical angles that u'll come back beggin' for more!

I don't date no bitch, I just f**k pussies tight! Switchin' my game 24/7.

shegirl71:

Breathe naawee I dnt want to rant with you.

U don't need to cos you just wouldn't be able.

I can teach you how to blaze your hood so good if you want!

8ball:

this Nawee is the most stupid bastard on vis forum,spitting raw on every thread

ll fix him soonest,checking up on him via a detection service

U'll fix me up? Nigga, I'll tax you six times you've ever been taxed! U gon' fix me?

Guess u must be jokin', huh? I'll have u hanged with no rope! In fact, u'll be factually

prevailed upon to suicide. Better don't f**k with me! Get u thumped off intoto, slowpoke!

sistawoman:

@nawee

I don't need to prove anything to you. You don't deserve it.

Sista, can we ever come to a compromise? You are the nicest sista I have here on Nland. So stop acting like you turnin' stupid. You are not! Just don't derail! You have all it takes to roll with me I think. Post ur pic so I know if you are gorgeous enough and I might come look for you when I have time. You been sounding not that bad. Think I can make you better!

violent:

naweeeeee!!!, nawaaaaaaa o! Nairalanders, u see wht happens anytime mum leave their kids with nannies?? He obviously didnt grow up.

U think u violent enough? I gat enough shit to violently shut u off enough that you'll personally have to run to your mum and holla at ma ends to help you grow up and the B-block niggaz with me will just get you violently smacked off your hood into exile where you'll have to live in stinky cribs with no windows and no shawties for you to f**k tight. You actin' all too uptight and tight up so we gettin' you f**kin' worked up, fool!

Ujujoan:

Why must this naawee slowpoke always spoil a thread anytime he shows up?? Now am going to have to leave because this place's contaminated already

Men, I am gettin' sick of Nland. You guys are all fools. Where's debosky? That guy sounded sensible. Y'all fools. Ranting rubbish! I'll have to f**k on y'all! Get the f**k of my posts. Just ignore them. Guys who understand what hood guys do and how hood niggaz holla will foerever holla at me!!!

darefestus:

@Nawee
When will you stop?
I just begged seun on your behalf yesterday and you are here again
Spewing nonsense
Abeg bro,
Just maintain this time
Because seun said,if you are banned again it will be your end.

What do you mean? Stap what? I can't understand.

I am just expressing my views. This is just how I fuckin'

live ma fuckin' life.

You are nothin' but a "faky"! You just can't be me nor sound like
me. All shawties be lookin' past you!

violent:

i really don't know this nawee guy, but i have every reason to believe he is a kid
@seun, please put R18 on nairaland's main page maybe that will keep people like nawee away!!!!!!!!!

I am a kid. I am just 15! Fool! You just proved you are one by believing I'm a kid. Can a < 25 sound like me? Because I'm >= 25 and sounding like 18, dress like I am 22, you think I'm a kid. What an unintuitive dolt. Go get schooled, "stupid"!

Ifedisky:


@ naewee: I think you are a bleeting goat. I'D have advised you go change your nappies but goats don't wear nappies!

In fact, I don't even have ur time. I just have to have you smuggled real tight into your GF's pussie and I'll see how both of you will f**k each other later. I will axe you, nigga into shrapnels. Better go read your books, fool!

cold:

What's up wit this nawee guy?Always goin off a tangent spewin rubbish!

You are just so stupid. My tangential stupidity as you just hinted will come off with full force into d fuckin' godamn mothafuckin' pussie of ur bitches' pussies and I will have no option but to just sit back, relax and laugh at how you'll be screaming from orgasmic disorders emanating from my stupid way of stitchin' off bitches' pussies. You fool, get the F off and never come here to rant stupid shit no more, BITCH!

sistawoman:

yes i am hot, just ask anyone here.

I've asked and people said they aint no no fuckin' shit about you! You might lose out on me. I've given you a chance you know!

So let me know how hot you are so I can decide if you are fit to roll with me? Opportunity comes just once, beware! So act fast!

Intellectually, I can say you are not that bad! So time for you to prove you are physically splendid, and I'll make you have a feel of my

best switchin' styles. So holla at ur boy, sista!

shegirl71:

And nawee is Back.

How are you, baby? Why did you choose not to insult me this time?

You now that scared of me metaphorically spanking your dumby-

bitchy-ass that hard? C'mon, I can be nice at times if only you can

prove to me you aint fuckin' stupid.

So sup? Whatz goin' on, sweetie?

I'm off to shower, u know how enjoyable it is to shower in the morning so

early and get prepared for the next bitch to come in and smell some sweet-

smelling miyake fragrance on you resultin' in sexual attraction that leads to

female leg-spreadin' and 2H2H smackin' so hard but so good and too hood!

Whatz hat, shegirl?=))

playah P:

ALL OF UNA PAPA, its not hard to get a chick and i created this topic just to reach out to all those who have to cram to approach a girl and them shy ones, please yall can just add a thing or two OKAAAY not comment one what i said and besides check out for my forthcoming album its comin up sometime next year and ima distribute it free to all nairalanders just to get their opinion before hitting d mainstream.

ohhh actually its a Indecency movie

You are a big fool! You can't get no shawtie. With the way you've come across on this forum, you are nothing but a wretched nigga losing out big time on the switching game. Go kick up your game triple-pumply, fucka!

tope2000:

Are u that desperate

Why should I be when I have the bitches all wrapped around my palms?

Sistawoman been coming across as sensible. So I thought it won't be

a bad idea to switch my game on her a little bit. But I would still have to

confirm if she's hot enough to have a feel of my game!


You, Tope, from your posts, I have this feeling you are nothing but a
dumbass bitchy BITCH! It may interest you to note that 2H2H is just
goin' look past your wretched pussie!

Holla at ur boy, sistawoman!
Dolla me for readin' my posts, you top(e) fool!

black chicks are all dumb assess-- maybe with some few exceptions!

White chicks aint bad at all. They know how to get down with cha when

it comes to fuckin'. Affection wise, they just rule.

Now I scatter black pussies like they aint no good but have sentimental sex

with ma white chicks. They very sweet guys. Whit chicks. love y'all=)

sistawoman:

Funny i never have this problem. Every guy i have ever given my number to calls me.

oh, you that hot, huh? Your post always funny 2 me. Think I'm beginning to like you!

You guys are so fuckin' ridiculous. I am no bad boy and I gat them girls fallin' all over heels over me.

But who's a bad boy? A wicked person?

I need a concrete definition.

I'm a proud and naughty person but nice in character if I like you, though you f**k up, you gettin' spanked

to where you definitely belongs. I do not consider myself a bad boy ( whatever that means) but with girls,

only God knows. Just love fuckin' with rules and crime in my own way!

tope2000:

u never fail to make me laff with ur dumb post

Please, Tope, will you teach me how to make "undumb" posts?

tope2000:

its my opinion

This thread is suppose to be a thread for niggaz! U bitches Lesbies, huh?

I was stopped from makin' more postings in the thread I started, "How to Make Girls Come Beggin' More!".

Moderator, if you are reading this, I have very good intentions! To help wussie Nlander, I mean the male

wussies switch up their flows. They aint gettin' laid you know because they lack the skills. I am ready to

spit this shit out in good colors. I mean shit acquired from good hoody years of hittin' on whores in the

hood! Trust me on this, you'll receive multitudes of appreciation from dudes who'll benefit from it immensely!

I am highly committed to this way of life and intensely determined to help Nigerian wussies come out of their

shells and have fun a bit. They've been too bored for ages.

Man or girl, this shit is tight. My hood loves it and I so confident there are guys out there who really need this

stuff. I feel this forum is meant to be educative so allow me help these helpless fools scared of ladies to at least

get themselves f**ked. Help me help these guys for you through your site. Hopin' to hear from you Moderators!

This shit's worth thousands of $, fellas!