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Tinubu failed since 1900

At what age did your dad own a house, it's very possible your did is still in a rented apartment

Me ah Don old, my younger brother Don marry get pikin set, me no grt money to marry even when ah Don see wife, its telling on me man, no matter the motivation talk

The owners of Nigeria

Sick nation without cure

Omo Nigeria and corruption sha

Omo it's not easy

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

it's very possible you took a very strong antibiotics before you went to your friends house

The emperor

Hmmmmm

Can we call one of Tinubu's achievements

Guts

There was this story about this lesbian woman and the death of the Queen of England sometime ago

PointZerom:


By the time he successfully carried out his robbery, he will come here and tell us how Tinubu's government has favoured him and his family.

helinues:
Nah, we don't need to import anything. CBN just approved some loans to our farmers.

You can't plant in a day and reap that same day

imagine this brainwashed APC supporter, you've been like this since 2015, nothing goodness been in your life because of the leaders you support, funny enough you're buying alm this things expensive. Imagine what you've done to yourself and generations unborn

Amayabor1:
Spare us the emotional talk. OP called her to come to his house for cuddle. She came. He bought her things. When it was time for the cuddle, she refused. If she didn't want to cuddle OP, why did she take her 2 legs and go to his house even after OP had told her what he wanted?

so you mean you support someone kicking a girl out in the middle of the night, me I don't support it no matter what the girl did

[quote author= post=129073221]Let us burst your bubble kiddo

See your pandora fraud encouraging fraud below...
Encouraging fraud.
Spits[/quote]you this vulture griller, you been supporting evil all your life, can't forget in a hurry how you use to campaign for Buhari now Tinubu your still insane sha

I don't even understand my own family

Lies, you've been lying for years now

Noooo, imagine it was your sister or mum, imagine she got raped

Making money is better than making friends

Lies, we all know you, you lied for 8 years under buhari

Madness, yahoo yahoo glad effcc is encouraging you guys now

Lol

Nigerians n risk taking na 5 n 6

Obi dry try sha, but what if he takes over n become worse than buhari n tinubu, everything is possible in this nation

Them wan use them do yahoo

This man na big fool of so

Ashaawo

Tinubu our commander in chief is sleeping 😴
Imagine what tribe and religion has done to our dear country.

FG, this name is a very stupid name

Why is it always ending like this for Nigerian actors