₦airaland Forum

habsydiamond:
Dead man's finger!!! For naija we no dey fear even if dem write dead man's coffin.. My people go still take.. Las las na to dey donate for them to do transplant.

Walahi, that drink dey on top of my dining table as we speak, that Orange bottle, it was a gift o, and half of the bottle don down. Chai, make I throway the rest? Never, the drink make sense die.

aribisala0:
Fuc.ck off and close the door behind you.

Yes Kid. Sorry for your bitterness.

I'll buy you some ice cream later.

But before I go, please give me your Dad's telephone number, I need to have a discussion with him. Serious discussion about you.

aribisala0:
INSULT .

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY AN ILLITERATE

TINUBU IS NOT MY CANDIDATE HE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY CANDIDATE so why should I sell him.
My job is to de-market him not sell him
Did your father tell you I came to him to market Tinubu
Please stop quoting me I have no time for idiotic banter.

Do not go around randomly misquoting people if you lack the capacity to comprehend what you are quoting

You come out of nowhere telling me to sell Tinubu are you well

I wonder why you are so bitter. What have you been through in life?

Can't you communicate without resorting to insults? Even if I misconstrued your stance....So much that you hurled insults at me and my father.

It goes to show you were not well brought up.

I will not insult you, rather, I would pray for you.

You need healing, may you find it by God's grace. Amen.

aribisala0:
I should tell you why you should vote Tinubu

I do not think you can read and comprehend English.
I would be the last person to do that.

Why are you insulting me?

I asked you a simple question. You are unable to answer and quick to hide behind insults.

Sell your candidate to me.

If Akinwumi Adesina or Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala were contesting, I will sell them to you.

But here you are, you cannot give me reasons why I should vote for Tinubu. I told you I currently do not have any candidate, you supporters should tell me why I should vote for your candidates and honestly I will, if I am truly convinced.

But saying I cannot read or do not understand English is not necessary but I do not take offence anyway.

Just sell your candidate to me. Forget whether I understand simple English or not.

WHY SHOULD I VOTE FOR TINUBU?

This is the same question I would ask Wike, Amaechi, Osinbajo etc. supporters.

aribisala0:
Blunder? It is an irrelevance.

If there is nothing to talk about but this then there is a tragedy.
Yes those trying to defend him are his partisan supporters or paid agents
I am a very staunch opponent of Tinubu and his family with very good reasons.

This is petty and childish. So what if he mixed up Twitter and Whatsapp ? How is that relevant to banditry?

Rather than talking about Tinubu's stupendous wealth and its source, The nepotism in placing his unproductive wife as two term senator , The embarrassing performance of his cronies like Lai Mohammed we are talking of this nonsense?

Next we would be complaining that he mixed up Man City and Man United? Is that relevant?.

Calling it a "blunder" shows extreme bias and incapacity for objective and constructive criticism.
Only small and petty people think this is what is important to Nigerians now

I am very objective and currently support no candidate. I have long been sitting on the fence.

Please tell me why I should vote for Tinubu. Seriously, convince me and I will vote for him.

You mentioned Banditry, did he ever publicly speak up against it.

Leave his bragging & subtle mockery after the EndSars protest, let's assume his involvement is just an allegation.

Did he ever talk about the killings going on in the country? Did he ever speak up against Buhari's nepotism, religious and tribal bigotry?

He was silent all through. Now he has suddenly found his voice?

Please convince me and I will vote for him.

The man committed a blunder, we all know he mixed up Twitter and Whatsapp, but some people trying to defend him by twisting the narrative is appalling.

Let us for once own up to mistakes and stop embarrassing ourselves.

Legendoo:
On point.

Add social media/ porn and thing's they learn from it.

Add drugs.

Add feminism and the promotion of hook up culture and body positivity aka naked women.

Add careless and woke parenting styles.

Add lack of interest from the government to tackle this issues.

You have a snowball effect on the whole society.

Then the lousy online guys and girls constantly discussing sex.

It's like they want a country wide gang .bang.

Werey people.

Well said. 100%

- The children watch Big Brother Naija
- They listen to Naira Marley
- They watch porn
- They watch the sexx tapes of their celebrity role models
- Some indulge in alcohol
- They see their mothers and fathers flirt

When you multiply all these, what then do you expect?

Geesarki:
So it’s the CEO that’s responsible for common advert now?
Haba CAN

Yes, the CEO takes overall responsibility for occurrences at the bank. Even if a gateman slaps a customer and it goes viral, the CEO takes responsibility.

He is the number 1 person at the organization, he is not called the CEO for nothing. That is why he must ensure that everything is well in place across the organization at all times, especially the recruitment of top-notch senior management staff.

The way people take advantage of others baffles me, and this thing is so glorified in our society, no shame anymore.

You meet someone who genuinely likes you and begins to help you financially, next thing, you tag him or her "client". Some people are just wired to be generous, but unfortunately, they are now called "clients"

That is why some of us who have been victims stopped helping others. It's so unfortunate, someone calling you "client", all because you chose to help from a good place of a generous heart.

@OP: Go and sleep with another man's woman in peace and also, quickly respond to your "client" as your peers have advised you.

May you have a good ending.

bibianna:
Pls kindly post your picture.

Your line of business should enable you meet your wife. You've female customers or don't you?

Let us do business first

May God bless her marriage.

That video didn't portray rape, the girl was even smiling at the guy in yellow beside one of the culprits.

We need to discipline our kids.

One sure way I always recommend, even though not 100% assured is to bring up these children in a religious way. I am a Christian and the bible says, train your child in the way of the lord and when he grows, he would not depart from it.

Irrespective of whether that act in Dubai was consentual or not, both the boy and girl ought to be disciplined.

There is no one cap size fits all in bringing up these kids, no recipe or formula to adhere to, may God help us all.

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Nadeol:
See, no long story, I dey find wife. Bros nor bad.

Business is doing very well, we thank God.

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No jokes.

Seriously, I no dey joke o, contact details on our bio... Nairaland fit be our bus stop.

One love.

OK, this nor be joke, seriously.

Sometimes, we find what we desire in the oddest places.

See, no long story, I dey find wife. Bros nor bad.

Business is doing very well, we thank God.

We offer financial services, for now PoS business, but if you are single, abeg, buzz me o; details on our bio.

No jokes.

Seriously, I no dey joke o, contact details on our bio... Nairaland fit be our bus stop.

One love.

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manchyme:
Bank money is in digits, as you're moving them is same as moving cash, but bet9ja money is not so. After moving it, someone in bet9ja must convert it to cash. Not anyone in another company like betking, but someone in another bank can easily convert money stolen from another bank to cash. Are you getting me?? Let's one is centralized the other is not. Only bet9ja can pay you your winnings from them.

OK, get it. That's why there are sometimes delay in authorizations.

Thought you could move directly from Bet9ja.

manchyme:
You can hack them but you cant steal the funds. The management handle payouts not computer.

They hack into a bank's system and move money; don't you think it's possible in this scenario too? Is it the management that handles the payouts when they move the bank's money?

What you have in your Bank account and Bet9ja account are virtual funds. I can move your money from both accounts if I get hold of your log in details and telephone number/email to obtain the final OTP.

One security feature Bet9ja has however put in place to forestall stealing of your funds is that I cannot move the money to my bank account if proper KYC has not been done and part of it is to have your Bet9ja account details tally with your Bank account details. So, Mr. Ben Smith cannot move money from his Bet9ja account to Mr. Don Morgan's bank account.

It's usually an indirect hack. Most sports betting organizations in Nigeria have technical partners abroad, a hack into the technical partner's systems result into a hack into the sports betting company's system as well.

Brilliant idea.

I think what Prof. is saying is that he did not ask Nigerians to vote for Buhari.

People didn't even take time to properly read the Bloomberg report; Prof. only asked Nigerians to forgive the past of a "PRESIDENT- ELECT", meaning he had been elected before Prof.'s plea.

Caption should have been "SLAVE WANTED FOR URGENT EMPLOYMENT"

ArchLimited:
Wait someone actually married AND divorced Putin's daughter? I need to meet that guy, there's a 49th law of power that only him knows

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Angela1996:
I'm just depressed over this situation, I'm tired of him, he snapped me while I was naked and threatened to release my nudes...I've told him to sign the undertaken and leave me alone but he has refused...
Please I don't know what to do again!...Don't judge me or insult me because no one is perfect

Is Tiwa Savage dead?

Let him release it, don't pay him a dime.

Tinubu is a master strategist, it is not him that wants to run for Presidency, it is actually Osinbajo, he is only paving the way for him and using his wealth and power to protect Prof's interest. This truth would be revealed at the last minute.

Forget it, it's just a prank. Roman would have huge funds through proxies. He's just playing games.

Telling her husband is the end of the marriage.

She should forgive herself, cut all ties with the bestie and move on with her life.

If they are truly besties as they both claim, the guy would never blackmail her with it.

It's all fair in love and war.

The Klitschko brothers have vowed to 'die there' in this war for their beloved Ukraine. Very brave siblings.

The entire world is watching how all these would pan out.

Fingers crossed.