₦airaland Forum

Ordinary tailor turned NLC President, turned Governor, turned APC Chairman, now aspiring Senator.

What God cannot do does not exist, you don't need to like Adams Oshiomole, beautiful Lara's husband, just draw inspiration from his story. Datsull.

Fahdiga:
Who won?

Seriously, is this what you have to say?

"...Musk, the maverick boss of Tesla and SpaceX who has an estimated $273bn (£208bn) fortune, owned 73,486,938 Twitter shares on 14 March according to the filing. Those shares were worth just under $2.9bn based on Friday’s closing price, but will now be worth about $3.6bn..."

March 14, shares were worth $2.9bn

April 4, shares worth $3.6bn

Dude has made $700m in just 3 weeks.

Impressive.

We all need to be careful.

Don't show-off.

Don't expose your financial information to anyone.

Protect the identity of your loved ones, especially on social media.

Don't visit odd places.

Report to the authorities when you see strange faces or movements.

If you feel threatened or unsafe, leave or pack out of the vicinity.

Be security conscious at all times.

May God's protection be on us, always.

Godknowwhy:
Greetings to everyone please i have decided to create this new account to stay private! My name is John and wife name is favor not our real name though. I catch my wife cheating on me through her phone after 5years been together with her and we have done our traditional marriage 1years ago with two children already and she confesses that she only Cheat on me once and i push her to do it which i cannot confirm if is only once, Now this is the main point she have confess to me is true but if i can forgive and take her back that she we never made that mistake again. So my own concern now is where can i do the necessary things according to our tradition because we are not correctly living in Nigeria should i do the sacrifice in my place or her place because we are from two different state and know that i have forgiven her already but we don't sleep together neither eat together and cook my own food for now because of what my tradition say about a cheating wife for my own good. Please remember my writing English is not that good is not my fault

Please put on your thinking cap.

A cheating wife is a time bomb which will eventually explode, it is not a matter of 'IF', it is only a matter of 'WHEN'.

You are lucky to be alive to tell this tale; you might not be this lucky tomorrow.

Go home, pack her things and send her back to her father's house.

Never give a cheating woman a second chance. She would do it again and again and again; she would just be very careful not to get caught this time around.

If you are 'unlucky' to be wealthy, the ultimate price might be your life, she would connive with her lover to 'take you out'.

May we not see your obituary on Nairaland.

A word is enough for the wise.

Proudpolygamist:
My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had just newly secured a job with a high paying firm. She was the daughter of a big businessman at the time and we were from a conservative society, so we had to sharply perform the marriage rites and settle her family handsomely because they accused me of impregnating their daughter before marriage and sought compensations.
Fast-forward to our marriage life, she started making life hell for me after the birth of our first son.
Hadiza was a real trouble maker and I was beginning to think I made a mistake marrying her, she would nag all day when she was pregnant and won't cook meals at home or do domestic chores. In fact I spent most of the nights on empty stomach, my consolation being that she would put to bed one day. She would only have sex when she felt like doing it and it must have been after a good treat.

Things got worse after she put to bed. She complains that she spends the whole day caring for our young son that she can barely think about anything else.
She prefers to watch TV all day and spend her whole time on social media instead of cooking, doing dishes, , domestic chores or getting a job. She once asked me to prepare breakfast in bed for her on a Monday morning when I was supposed to get to work early for an appointment. I returned home that day hungry but she had refused to prepare food because I didn't make her breakfast in bed. She was so engrossed in telemundo fantasies that she thought she could dictate what direction our marriage swings.
I got tired and decided to teach her a lesson
On this fateful night, she snored irritatingly like a pig in my room and accused me of snoring like a pig, stressing that I need urgent medical check up . I told her she would know who was snoring like a pig, and who needs medical checkup after i'm done with her.I left my room and went to sleep in the guest room.
The following day i left home for work without taking breakfast afterwhich i went to see my lawyer. I issued a court summon to my wife through a court clerk.
I was told, She couldn't believe her eyes after she read through and discovered that i was seeking a divorce
She Refused to sign the papers and told the court clerk that i should kom and tell her with my mouth, stressing that she didn't marry me through a letter. She said i should kom and give her the papers myself if I was man enough.
The court clerk said he tried cajoling her into signing the papers peacefully but she screamed "He is my husband, I can't divorce him" and ran away with hot tears rolling down her cheek.
You know what happened next, i went straight to area command where my good friend works and left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed looking morose and jumped up fearfully when she saw us.
I pointed to her and told the men to escort her out of my house. Before she could say pim, one of the policeman a corporal, clamped handcuffs on her hand and told her to be cooperative as to follow them to the station. She protested very loudly and struggled to free herself, but it was too late, my mind was already made up. She ended up in tears making strong appeals to me but I kept a stony face. The policemen dragged my wife into the waiting van.

One of them came to me and asked to take her things along with her. I was shocked, because I bought everything in the house with my money. The sergeant kept his mouth shut when he saw the look on my face.
I gave him an address and asked him to drop my former wife in that address where her father lives.
Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife and joined my second wife in the estate.

"...My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had..."

"...left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed..."

"...Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife..."

I don't understand, please clarify.

Your first wife got pregnant.....she was in her bedroom upstairs.....you locked up the bungalow you bought for your first wife....

Does a bungalow has a bedroom upstairs?

siofra:
So, who's ahead of Elon Musk in this life?

The US President.

Is this not the gutter man? Who takes such a person seriously? Let's hear someone else with sense speak.

It's so unfortunate that the country has gotten to this stage, it is clear that this administration is not sincere about tackling the security issue. They know who to arrest, but keep turning a blind eye, all in the name of tribe and religion. We hope the monster they keep nurturing would not one day, come to swallow them. It's almost 8 years, are they still blaming Goodluck Jonathan?

Assuming this is true...

Now it's getting interesting. I have been wondering why only Russia has been bombing Ukraine's homeland, and why Ukraine cannot do the same to Russia.

The best form of defense is attack, just like in football, you cannot keep defending, you will break at some point.

Nilon:
how many rounds can you go

I can go 6 rounds per day; 3 in the morning before work and 3 at night before sleeping. I can do that continuously for 2 weeks straight after which I'd take a week break, then repeat the process throughout the year.

Why did you ask?

I think the lady was busted during the act of 'self-service', not that she deliberately lured the thief; unfortunately, the randy fellow could not control his libido. He really deserves a vacation in Kirikiri correctional center.

Please listen to your parent's advice, many years from now, you would kneel down, hug them and say a very big 'THANK YOU' to Daddy and Mummy.

Many ladies never had this privilege you currently have, they wish someone had advised them, but instead of telling you the truth, they would cover up their guilt and pain by telling you to explore, please don't listen to them.

Above all, try your best possible to keep your virginity into your marriage, your husband will cherish you forever.

Best wishes dear.

eazzzy1:
Not being able to pay the bills is different from knowing it’s not your duty to pay the bills. Confidence and respect are not bought by paying bills, they come with who you are as a person. If I had a million dollars, would I feel less confident because my wife picks a $39 bill at a restaurant?

This is how you set a standard and when you can’t meet up due to unforeseen circumstances, your partner starts cheating on you. You lose so much self esteem because it was all tied up to your ability to pay bills.

Nothing bad with a man being generous, but when a woman’s love and respect is bought, there’s always someone else willing to pay more than what you have for it.

Well said. 100%

I'm not advocating for them to post their entire lives on social media but what I do understand from close observations is that MOST people who avoid social media like a plague, mostly have things to hide. They do not do so to remain private, they do so to 'hide' things.

cutecommend:
Relax, if these men listed strongly say NO TO TINUBU, forget whatever South-West wanna do..It will be difficult for Tinubu.

So why didn't Buhari with all his votes in the north win the Presidential election the four times he contested? The north needs the west to win and vice-versa, that's a fact.

This is very sad.

I am not a GEJ supporter, but anyone who takes side with this present administration and still heaps the blame of insecurity on the past government after almost 8 years in office needs his or her brain checked, such persons must be suffering from mental illness.

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

Please have some sense and leave the w*hore alone, let go of her, except you also have a horrible past; but if you have lived a very decent life, why settle for such a person? Why?

Those ladies who would advise you to ignore her past have probably lived such an indecent life themselves, please don't listen to them.

You deserve a better person, again, that is if you (yourself) have lived in a very decent and disciplined way and manner.

SportsHD:
Ain't about the grammar bro.
Yahoo has many sides.
There's the dating, and there's also fraud.

For dating, you only need to make the client happy, convince him that you're his and
watch how he pours money, if he likes you.
One of my guys got a new client yesterday, billed him for food expenses, as of this afternoon, he done collected about 250$ from him.

And, there's fraud, where you get details of an American, ssn, dob, the whole shabang, then, you use it to open a credit account with one of the numerous banks there and collect loan. Or rather, load the account with bogus check. The funny thing most Nigeria don't know is, the Americans don't really get affected, all you have to do is dispute it, tell the bank you've been a victim of fraud and, they'll waive the loan.

Especially credit card. If you use a stolen cc to card goods, the owner would just have to report to the bank and the bank would chest the debt. As they say, God bless America.

There's BEC too, spamming, hacking.

Did y'all know hushpuppi was working with office 39 in north Korea to launder millions? I bet those small dicked chinks don't know what rituals is. They use their brain and a computer.

There are many other ways too. The funny thing is fraud is like the war on drugs, it can't be stopped. Because many cash out methods keep coming out daily.

If you're versed in the world of social engineering, you can make a killing without no one's help.

There are people who created fake clothing stores and all they have to do is buy CC's from the darkweb and keep shopping on their fake sites. The revenue goes to their pocket, wake up next day, flip repeat, till you die. Many cash out methods.


Btw, Yahoo plus people are plain ritualists.

Trust me, Nigeria's no do reach other countries but, na we cast pass.

Check out LOVE & HIP HOP: ATLANTA’ STAR GETS 17 YEARS IN PRISON FOR $3.7million PPP LOAN FRAUD CASE https://www.blackenterprise.com/love-hip-hop-atlanta-star-gets-17-years-in-prison-for-ppp-loan-fraud-case/

NFL Player Charged for Role in $24 Million COVID-Relief Fraud Scheme-
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/nfl-player-charged-role-24-million-

This is just for this month.

See explanation o

You are a Yahoo! boi, there's nothing anybody can tell me aswear

"Prayer changes things"~ R.Kelly.

If life is indeed tough for that person that is purportedly 'caged', s/he should pray and speak to God from the bottom of his or her heart, things would surely change.

The Russia-Ukraine war is a very complex one, and I do not take any side; in fact, it is none of my business, at least, not until the use of nuclear weapons is imminent; however, Putin remains a leader I greatly admire.

He should remove Prof. Osinbajo from that list....

Andre the giant, Ultimate warrior, The Undertaker, Kamala, Kevin Von Eric, The great Kabuki and many more great wrestlers back in the days.....memories

Mokason288:
Is it just my eyes??

She looks like that stupppid boy called James Brown

Exactly our thoughts

Penguin2:
The problem is that you don’t have money

No Nigerian in-law supports his/her daughter against a rich in-law.

They thought you had prospects.

They thought things will turn out for good for you so you will be wiring them with money but it seems the reverse has been the case.

About your wife, she has divorced you psychologically and I suggest you do same physically by putting pen to papers and granting her the freedom she seeks.

Stop allowing her be in the driver’s seat in the whole fracas, she has occupied it for too long, take up the driver’s seat, go on offensive, sit her down and tell her that you have decided to grant her the divorce she’s looking for and if her attitude doesn’t change, sincerely, then go ahead with the divorce and let her go and focus on yourself and making money.

10 years from today she will look back and regret treating you like shit.

My 2 cents!

can we like this post 10,000 times?

Freestainworld:
Build 3 storey building for rental first, park in into one of the flats while leasing the remaining flats out, then gradually plan properly on how to build private house later.

Sense will not kill you

perambulator:
This is a myth that does not stand up to scrutiny! This is the kind of ignorance spread around by people who do not understand money.

Between 2015 and 2022, egg had gone up from N20 to N80, diesel has gone up from 160 to 650/700, a new Toyota Corolla that was N5m is now N20m. In 7 years most things have gone up by a factor of 4 in 7 years, I.e 300%. There is no property investment in Nigeria that has done 300% in the last 7 years. You might think your property has appreciated in Naira terms but what can you buy if you sell that property? You will find despite the increase you cannot buy what you could have bought with the money 7 years ago if you did not invest in property.

Let me give you 2 examples of prime property investments over the last 7 years

Examine the price of ikoyi property in 2015 convert to dollars in 2015 and then examine the price of the same property in 2022 and convert to dollars. If you are lucky It has stayed the same!!!! The ones that have stayed the same are the ones priced in dollars the really high end ones, many of the Naira priced properties have gone down if you convert to dollars. You have not gained anything, in many cases the value has gone down!

2) do the same thing for properties in the lekki, Ajah axis you will find the property you bought for $300,000 in 2015 is only worth $100,000 today. A flat you bought for 35-40m in 2015 I.e $200-250k is worth maybe 50-60m today if you are lucky but what is N50-60m? It is less than US100k

I have many friends abroad who brought their money to invest in Nigerian propert market, they are ruined!!! Because their investments are worth in some cases only 1/3rd of what they paid for it.

don’t get carried away with gains in Naira, inflation will destroy all your gains and more!!!!

Learn to stop looking at investments simply in terms of the Naira gain. We are an import dependent economy, so you have to factor the devaluation of the Naira as well as inflation to get a true picture of what your investment will be worth.

People should enlighten themselves, there is nothing worse than working hard and investing and still ending up worse off. That’s what happens when you are ignorant about money in an economy with persistent high inflation and constant currency devaluation like Nigeria

Well said.

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simpleseyi:
A former Exxonmobil Chief Accountant and Treasurer with investments spread all over the country? Tell me, what is your father's source of income?

I am neutral on this one, but please stop this rhetoric of "Former Chief Accountant....." I've been seeing you write that repeatedly.

You and I know that, that is not the source of his stupendous wealth. We all know the truth.

Support him if you want, but let us desist from hiding behind any smokescreen.