₦airaland Forum

Lols na their way

What a K.O to the Ceremonial General..
If Booboo Catch you in villa today

And this is news...
Nairaland on steady decline

As usual...
Come 2023 default settings restored

doshiyad1:
Honestly, you got my ribs cracking this morning lolz! 1 kilometer road man. He was there for 8yrs he couldn't do anythinh na now him wan come disturb us with yeye 1kilo road wey fit no stand the test of time abeg make dem pack one corner jor. mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

9ja politicians no rate us at all

Brendaniel:
I think I read a similar news last month or is this one different again, na wa o...

Same story different pictures....
They are deceiving theirself.

APC and Nigerian government
May God help all or you lols
... Ruling with campaign strategies

Kilomi kilomi kilometres
Hahahaha
1 kilometer roads =1²

Chai

Lol

Wow

solexyy:
THE BEST COUNTRY 4 NIGERIANS TO RELOCATE 2 IS "NIGERIA" BCOZ THERE IS NO PLACE LYK HOME. BESIDES WHO ARE U XPECTING 2 FIX THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLACE?

Hahahaha

NwaNimo1:
How much is the form?

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....I like the 'yellow' one with red lips!

Imagine when he was alive he could command all of them to come to his room naked for an al night orgy.....
This life ehn just have money and power

Owomida

I smell
2023

Lol

Which type careless excuse be this ?
Everybody knows the problem is the
government and her epelectic policies
laced with un-informed, classless and careless
decisions..

We know better, throw another lies

This is serious..
God help us

:
They are just carrying out their business activities

It's a friendly match
Elrufai 2019

Lol
Naija is just a country full of confused people..
Everything they practice is upside down
Religion upside down
Politics upside down
Democracy upside down
Way of life down-side up

Nigerian women upside down
No more virgins in Nigeria
All we have are lose cannons, sex machants, frustrated feminist and brain washed telumundo and zee world freaks...

If you quote me OGUN will visit you

Magnoliaa:
You must be deluded to think I'm one to be chummy with or to be mentioning for cruise just because you think I've been quoting your silly, misogynistic a.s.s lately. Asin, you need a serious psychiatric evaluation if you think all I do is just bants and rants that ends online on the spot and I go back to being chill the next day. You must be SICK. Big time.

Fuk to hell with your good wishes. I do not take a break from my bitterness, yes, even on an Easter Day, so, you do what? Borrow yourself the brain you lack and wisdom and keep clear of my moniker if you know you're not ready to roll in the mud.

Na wa oo

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


waiting de give me JOY SOAP, Na WEED, ASHAWOO and my KALA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lols
Wahala no get uniform oo

fikayormi:
Eleribu

Comrade

elinaxy:
I pray that number 7 should come upon me because I'm about to receive one banni and I'm dead broke, I told her to wait but seems she's eager

Go with the gods comrade, victory is yours

Sekoni003:
Lol. Yellow bulb. You had to slap the shiii out of the bottom sometimes so it could work. Man I feel so old now

You took the words right out my mouth

Exkandayee:
Op you supposed put no5 for no 1,na dat mama own sweet pass, could remember anytime mom cooked snail soup with chicken, periwinkle,crabs,prawn,red meat,kpomo and enough vegetables,I swear I'll be loyal for 2 days,,,,she deh cookam once in while cos is expensive

Comrade, that number 5 na killer

AsomArchitectNG:
No truer words than this..

Comrade

Skyfornia:
hilarious but true. Op too much experience will not kee you.

My comrade in the game

I want to write about things that makes every man happy, Which will always remain a mystery to women...

There is this inner joy beyond measures we derive in certain things as men.
Let's get down to business...

1. When she agrees to visit you after seven years of trolling...

Yea after dreaming about your first night together but she's been playing hard to get and against all odds she started giving the green light, the joy in a man's heart knows no bound it will be like waiting for Godot( room clean, everywhere shaved and a pack of circle on standby for action)

2. When your ex get dumped by the guy she dumped you for...

After putting so much effort and energy into making the relationship work but she plays you a smart one, only for her to get dumped within few months.
The joy and pride of the revalidation you get about your self is endless.

3. When that rich Man's daughter says she missed her period....

Mehn, Some men though not all men tow this part, they see it as an avenue to escape poverty most cases end in premium tears though.

I guess you all can see the joy on Henry's face when he was getting married to Governor Hope Uzodinma's Daughter

4. When her friend steals your number and call you for a fixed match...

Believe it or not most ladies do this, especially if their friends always boast of the partner's sexual prowess not knowing her friends are just dieing to have a one night stand with the said driller.
The joy on the guy's face and heart is endless cause the lady will taste and pass his number to another and it goes on and on

5. When our mom cook our favourite meal

Men don't joke with this, I think that is our mumu button from our mothers lols at this point anything she says or ask for is correct and we could literally give her the world at that particular moment.


6. When the ugly girl's Pregnancy Test come out clean

Lol, it's a narrow escape, a well doged bullet.
Joy like a river in my heart lol

7. When you are expecting a new Lady and your women pick a fight and leaves your house unknown to her something better is on its way

Mehn, that joy is insatiable, it will feel like the universe is just working in your favour

8. When she visits you and you are dead broke, all of a sudden a credit alert drops from a long time debtor

Joy like a river in my heart she will eat and be eaten lols, the impression will be excess

9. When that lady you crushing on agrees to come and cook egusi soup for you
My brother you will eat both soups

10. When you drive your new car and that hard to get girl ask you for a lift

My brothers and sisters you will agree with me that the chill breeze from the Car's Air Conditioning System is enough to.......

To be continued

Cc senior comrades
mynd44
Lalasticlala
Bless us

ibechris:
Men benefits more in marriage than women.

You say?

Revolution2022:
All of the comment up there have collected brown envelope to become a yeye Bello asslickers.

Lolss

My brother leave the c*ws let them enjoy their wages