₦airaland Forum

fikayormi:
Eleribu

Comrade

elinaxy:
I pray that number 7 should come upon me because I'm about to receive one banni and I'm dead broke, I told her to wait but seems she's eager

Go with the gods comrade, victory is yours

Sekoni003:
Lol. Yellow bulb. You had to slap the shiii out of the bottom sometimes so it could work. Man I feel so old now

You took the words right out my mouth

Exkandayee:
Op you supposed put no5 for no 1,na dat mama own sweet pass, could remember anytime mom cooked snail soup with chicken, periwinkle,crabs,prawn,red meat,kpomo and enough vegetables,I swear I'll be loyal for 2 days,,,,she deh cookam once in while cos is expensive

Comrade, that number 5 na killer

AsomArchitectNG:
No truer words than this..

Comrade

Skyfornia:
hilarious but true. Op too much experience will not kee you.

My comrade in the game

I want to write about things that makes every man happy, Which will always remain a mystery to women...

There is this inner joy beyond measures we derive in certain things as men.
Let's get down to business...

1. When she agrees to visit you after seven years of trolling...

Yea after dreaming about your first night together but she's been playing hard to get and against all odds she started giving the green light, the joy in a man's heart knows no bound it will be like waiting for Godot( room clean, everywhere shaved and a pack of circle on standby for action)

2. When your ex get dumped by the guy she dumped you for...

After putting so much effort and energy into making the relationship work but she plays you a smart one, only for her to get dumped within few months.
The joy and pride of the revalidation you get about your self is endless.

3. When that rich Man's daughter says she missed her period....

Mehn, Some men though not all men tow this part, they see it as an avenue to escape poverty most cases end in premium tears though.

I guess you all can see the joy on Henry's face when he was getting married to Governor Hope Uzodinma's Daughter

4. When her friend steals your number and call you for a fixed match...

Believe it or not most ladies do this, especially if their friends always boast of the partner's sexual prowess not knowing her friends are just dieing to have a one night stand with the said driller.
The joy on the guy's face and heart is endless cause the lady will taste and pass his number to another and it goes on and on

5. When our mom cook our favourite meal

Men don't joke with this, I think that is our mumu button from our mothers lols at this point anything she says or ask for is correct and we could literally give her the world at that particular moment.


6. When the ugly girl's Pregnancy Test come out clean

Lol, it's a narrow escape, a well doged bullet.
Joy like a river in my heart lol

7. When you are expecting a new Lady and your women pick a fight and leaves your house unknown to her something better is on its way

Mehn, that joy is insatiable, it will feel like the universe is just working in your favour

8. When she visits you and you are dead broke, all of a sudden a credit alert drops from a long time debtor

Joy like a river in my heart she will eat and be eaten lols, the impression will be excess

9. When that lady you crushing on agrees to come and cook egusi soup for you
My brother you will eat both soups

10. When you drive your new car and that hard to get girl ask you for a lift

My brothers and sisters you will agree with me that the chill breeze from the Car's Air Conditioning System is enough to.......

To be continued

Cc senior comrades
mynd44
Lalasticlala
Bless us

ibechris:
Men benefits more in marriage than women.

You say?

Revolution2022:
All of the comment up there have collected brown envelope to become a yeye Bello asslickers.

Lolss

My brother leave the c*ws let them enjoy their wages

Medianna:
Spending time alone
I can't trade that for anything

I love that shit like life it self...
I so much love my space..

Really don't know how people cope in marriage!!

MrBrownJay1:
any man who thinks such deformed shaped woman/butt is sexy, needs jesus in his life!

I swear very disgusting

superCleanworks:
now this is a good start, you have identified your problem.
what advice can i possibly give to a 33 year old guy who keeps falling for the same trick he is already aware of for 11 years ?
on the bright side, you have an angle from where you can tackle your problem and you need to do so quickly before you give this same excuse for something more vile and sinister called rape. This is the same excuse we have heard from many. They started with brothels till they found themselves in a place where there was no money or even a brothel around. some go home and rape their neighbour, sister, wife, daughter or even mother because their mind have already been configured this way for a long time since they were single like you are right now.
you have identified where the remote control is operating you from. whatever controls you can kill you.

it is never too late to take a step in the right direction. start now bro. good luck.

Well said....

MadamVanessa:




Sleeping with the corpse for 4days? this type of weird behavior I often heard it in western countries.

Justice for Precious Okeke.

The idiotic boyfriend should be kill immediately.

Since I discovered the joy in dildos, I have never wish or consider having a boyfriend again.

Joy in dildos
This puna must be an experienced puna

9jayes:
The snake don lata kill dis guy nd nobody to complete d story

PortHarcourtcit:
It will still end in handsome neighbor with beautiful milf in the kitchen....

Hahahaha seriously

vincentjk:

Abeg mention me when you drop another update.

This one pass suoerstory

liftedud:
Weldone ooo

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This type story supposed feature for Netflix

gaby:
Na which joke you dey try "merix" like this?

For more jokes text 1

Na wa o

Wow

Soft

Itohan22:
Fear men!!!

Fear women

Lol
I smell 2023

May God help us

Lol, when did other animals start visiting other animals lol

All People's Confusion party

This type headline...
Escape death as in him fight death, run 1m km/ph con enter Kaduna train alight for Sokoto then enter train from Nigeria to Niger..

What I'm I saying self

As usual