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Business › Re: Offer - Post An Ad On Nairalist And Get it In National Newspapers Free! by naijacutee(mod): 9:48am On Jan 12, 2011
Hi, battleaxe!

Yes, the papers will be out in Lagos from today, and will come to you with your Daily newspapers, especially if you're around Surulere, Lekki, V.I, Ikoyi, Ogba, Ikeja and Maryland.

And if you aren't in any of these areas this morning, you can still read a digital version of the paper on www.canaryng.com

A lot of free adverts have gone up in this edition - thanks to all who posted on Nairalist over the last couple of weeks. If you were able to sell your goods, or you had a good response for any of your adverts, it would be great to hear back from you on this thread.

Thank you all! And thanks to all the trade advertisers who contacted me as well!
Business › Re: Inventions That Can Make You Rich (both In Nigeria And Abroad) by naijacutee(mod): 9:15pm On Jan 11, 2011
More inventions I've toyed around with in my mind :-

Food :-

- I was wondering how feasible it would be to make 'instant' soups (Egusi/Oha/Ogbono/Peppersoup etc) which tastes exactly like the 'non-instant' ones. Who would buy it? Working mums, Bachelors, students at Uni etc. The idea is to prepare soup ingredients up to certain different stages, preserve them at these stages and then vacuum package them to lock in the flavour and nutrients until hot water is added. To cook, just add hot water and meat. As soups are part of our staple diet, this would make life a lot easier for people and this would be cheaper than cooking a N3,500 pot of soup for a big family every 2 days. Most importantly, you would be able to store these for weeks and have them taste fresh everytime you 'cook' soup in 2 minutes smiley

- A machine for washing 'Onubu' (bitterleaf). It takes AGES to was Onubu leaves, and sometimes I wonder who is burdened with this task in busy restaurants. How about inventing a dynamo-powered device with a small tank and a funnel to drip-feed the water into the leaves below. So to wash the leaves, you just wind the handle and put water in the tank. . . and the dynamo uses a rotor to churn the leaves and squeeze out the bitterness
Nairaland General › Re: Is Disability A Crime? Where Is The Love? by naijacutee(f): 9:59pm On Jan 10, 2011
How's it going Ofuks
Business › Re: Corporate International Texts For Personal And Business Use by naijacutee(mod): 9:52pm On Jan 10, 2011
lol. Well, Bulk SMS did take off 5 years later! See, I would have been a billionaire by now. . .
Romance › Re: Is My Fiance Stingy? by naijacutee(f): 1:04am On Jan 08, 2011
I take it that you are referring to the money you asked him to keep for you.
Business › Re: Boosting Sales In Yaba by naijacutee(mod): 12:45am On Jan 07, 2011
Do your internet modems only work within a certain range? Why is your target market restricted to Yaba? How do you define your customers? Are they home users or business users? Are they likely to be people who are looking for a new internet connection for their new computer (In which case, you can liase with computer sellers in your area of interest). Or are they likely to be small businesses and home users who want to change internet service provider. (In which case, improved speed is your USP) If this is the case, you can again target places that these users are likely to visit, and promote your products there. The key thing is to define your customers, and devise a way to reach them. I wish you all the best.
Properties › Re: Cost Of Buying A Swimming Pool by naijacutee(f): 7:10pm On Jan 05, 2011
If you can't get this in Nigeria, I can get it to you within 7 - 10 days (If you're in Lagos), including a  PVC Glue & PVC Sheet Repair Kit for N162,000 altogether. E-mail me at ezinma@canaryng.com if this interests you.

Politics › Re: Nigeria May Still Remain A Developing Country In 2070 by naijacutee(f): 10:48pm On Jan 04, 2011
Back to sender
Nairaland General › Re: The Usa And The British Commonwealth In The Bible? by naijacutee(f): 10:03pm On Jan 04, 2011
Abeg, let us hear. This is how these people feed the inferiority complex of Africans with their lies.
Politics › Re: Xenophobia Among Africans by naijacutee(f): 9:42pm On Jan 04, 2011
When we have discrimination among members of the same state, is there any hope for other members of the continent?
Webmasters › Re: I Need A .png Background For My Website by naijacutee(f): 9:33pm On Jan 04, 2011
You can download some free, transparent png files here: http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/freedownloads/l/blfreepng01.htm
Travel › Re: Zimbabwe Visas From Nigeria by naijacutee(f): 9:04pm On Jan 04, 2011
What's the visa for - A better life/better opportunities in Zimbabwe than Nigeria?
Business › Re: Offer - Post An Ad On Nairalist And Get it In National Newspapers Free! by naijacutee(mod): 9:32am On Jan 04, 2011
Thank you, baba! The offer is still on, by the way. . . So keep posting!
Business › Re: Offer - Post An Ad On Nairalist And Get it In National Newspapers Free! by naijacutee(mod): 9:38pm On Jan 01, 2011
E-mail sent, ugobekee :-)
Business › Re: I Need A Business Partner Urgently. by naijacutee(mod): 5:31pm On Dec 22, 2010
If it helps, I can put your advert in The Canary for free, and get it seen by potential business partners who are outside offline.

I wish you all the best, and have a merry christmas!
Technology Market › Re: Brand New 1500 Pieces Of Dell Cpu For Sale @ A Ridiculous Price by naijacutee(f): 5:09pm On Dec 22, 2010
Hey,

I'll publish this for you for free, in The Canary magazine for to help you reach your potential buyers who are not on the internet or on Nairaland over this period.

If this works well for you and you do have other things to sell in the long run, don't hesitate to contact me for advert rates (Prices start from N600) ads@canaryng.com.

I wish you all the best, and a merry christmas.

   
Business › Re: Offer - Post An Ad On Nairalist And Get it In National Newspapers Free! by naijacutee(mod): 4:10pm On Dec 22, 2010
My brother. I took a break to concentrate on this stuff o. How are you these days? I'll send you an e-mail right away wink
Business › Offer - Post An Ad On Nairalist And Get it In National Newspapers Free! by naijacutee(mod): 12:56pm On Dec 22, 2010
This offer is being made possible by The Canary, a new bi-weekly advertising magazine which helps entrepreneurs and small businesses get their goods/services in front of their customers.

Adverts will be chosen at random, from all categories of Nairalist and will be published in the next edition of The Canary.  So obviously, the more adverts you post, the greater your chances. Lucky advertisers are likely to get a high response rate for your advert on circulation days (Next circulation date - 7th January), so please make sure you have posted the correct phone number. The Canary will be circulated across Lagos via several National daily newspapers.

If you're not lucky enough to have been selected, you can book a classified advert slot for as low as N600. Just e-mail your ad text to ads@canaryng.com. You can have a look at the various ad types we offer in the attached PDF (I can send this via e-mail, as the file is too large to attach). If you do want to buy a trade advert space, please e-mail ads@canaryng.com for a price list.


Business › Re: Please I Need An Ice-block Machine Repairer by naijacutee(mod): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2010
I can put a free ad in the next edition of The Canary magazine to help take your request to people offline, and increase your chances of a response.  Courtesy, The Canary. :-)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wikileaks’ James Bond Styled Secret Headquarters Revealed by naijacutee(f): 12:25pm On Dec 14, 2010
Photoshop
Politics › Re: Nigerians Among Highest Bribe Payers In The World by naijacutee(f): 8:25pm On Dec 10, 2010
The statement is true. I contributed positively to these statistics as well, as I paid a bribe last week to get my biometric passport. There was a "fast service" option, which cost more, but which took applications through the "back door", and this is what I went for. This is done in many countries, but the only difference is that in other places, it would be legalised and called a "faster service option", and hence the whole issue of bribery is rendered impotent. Everything becomes legal - just the same services with different "options".
Politics › Re: Nigeria To sell 3 Presidential Jets by naijacutee(f): 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2010
What a coincidence! I found 3 jets for sale, located in Abuja here on Nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559709.0.html
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Part-time Marketing Job For Lagos-based Students by naijacutee(op): 8:08am On Dec 06, 2010
Vquest:
I know that everyone wants to be a big man, and sit in an office, but most big men started climbing the career ladder from somwhere. What better time to start climbing earlier in life, rather than later? [/color]
That last sentence of yours made no sense whatsoever. Read it aloud and you'll see what I mean.
Ok, sorry if I have offended you sir.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Part-time Marketing Job For Lagos-based Students by naijacutee(op): 2:30pm On Dec 05, 2010
Thank you for the applications received so far. Regardless of the response received on this thread, the intended targets for this job advert are responding. The vacancy is socially motivated. The publication itself is projected to do well with minimal external marketing, however this vacancy was designed to reach out to students who are struggling financially by opening up an earning opportunity for students in the most need. People who wouldn't mind working 2 days every two weeks for a reasonable amount. On the first sales day, marketers are keeping 100% of everything they make - and not paying anything down. So whatever you sell is yours to keep, without any fear. The 70% commission is then applicable on subsequent days.  

I know that everyone wants to be a big man, and sit in an office, but most big men started climbing the career ladder from somwhere. What better time to start climbing earlier in life, rather than later?  
Jobs/Vacancies › Part-time Marketing Job For Lagos-based Students by naijacutee(op): 10:38am On Dec 04, 2010
A unique startup magazine company is seeking dynamic marketers to market its products within Lagos.

This job is ideal for you if you are a student looking to gain real-world sales and marketing experience, without it encroaching on your studies.

The role is purely sales based, and will involve marketing our products in Lagos on Fridays and Saturdays every 2 weeks. We will provide you with the opportunity to shine your general business skills while growing professionally as an individual. You will also be getting a strong marketing grounding for your CV, without waiting until the end of your studies.

The ideal candidate(s) must be self-motivated, quick-thinking and quick-acting, as you would be required to work independently for periods of he day. You should also be presentable, as this is a customer-facing role. This means that your general appearance must be neat and tidy, without unkempt hair, or unsightly tattoos or excessive make-up.

You will receive training and support prior to starting, and a healthy 70% renumeration offer with potential to make up to N10,000 for 2 days work.

If you are interested in joining our team, send an e-mail with your Name, Contact details, Date of birth, Course or faculty (If you are a student), and address to jobs@canaryng.com by 12pm Saturday 11th December 2010. Selected candidates will be notified by Tuesday, 14th December.
Christianity Etc › Re: Single Moms: Stop Abusing Your Kids And Saying You Love Them by naijacutee(f): 8:53am On Oct 09, 2010
May God help Nigerian men who are so perfect.

If the woman divorces the man, it is her fault. If the man divorces her, it is still her fault. Is the man therefore absolved of every responsibility in saving a failing marriage? I am very anti-divorce. In fact, i think that it is better not to have married at all, than to marry and then divorce. But you guys stay here and set standards for others which you yourself cannot attain, remember in your "piousness" that you have sisters, mothers and maybe even daughters.  
Romance › Re: My Dilemma by naijacutee(f): 7:12pm On Oct 07, 2010
MOBO444:
@ 190 I would advice you to thread with caution when it comes to the Nigeria black woman.
Excellent advice. . . Only deal with Nigerian white or yellow women!
Family › Re: Deleted Post by naijacutee(f): 4:04pm On Oct 02, 2010
Loveaflame:
But if it is habit you better take his case to a spiritual expert who can cast out the devil in him.
The devil in him is his corrupt eye that he cannot use to look at a young girl without thinking otherwise. That is what should be cast out - unless our "spiritual expert" wants to use this one to chop?
Christianity Etc › Re: May 21, 2011 Is The Judgment Day Of Christ. by naijacutee(f): 4:02pm On Oct 02, 2010
You are defacing and abusing God's word for reasons best known to you. You are a false prophet and will fall under God's judgement if you do not repent! This is what you fools use to bully people into worshipping you in the name of "church". And they will be running around the place saying "My pastor said this, my pastor said that. . ." You better humble yourself and repent, if you don't want the curse of false prophets proclaimed to Jeremiah to fall on you.


Jeremiah 14
14 Then the LORD said to me, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries [a] and the delusions of their own minds. 15 Therefore, this is what the LORD says about the prophets who are prophesying in my name: I did not send them, yet they are saying, 'No sword or famine will touch this land.' Those same prophets will perish by sword and famine.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Big Man Syndrome In Africa by naijacutee(f): 3:54pm On Oct 02, 2010
True to the power 1 million. It's not just our leaders - the problem is with all of us. Everybody wants to work in oil companies and in banks. Nobody wants to work on the farm - we see it as "backwardness". The truth is that if any of us with these "bigman on smaller levels" is selected to be president, I can guarantee you that we will do the same or even worse than the people there now.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by naijacutee(f):
I'm not saying "don't have faith", but there has to be a desire in the "faithee's" part too. There is no point proclaiming "The Spirit of Employment" over someone who is not even willing to apply for jobs. Or proclaiming "The Spirit of Sweetness" over jollof rice that someone hasn't bothered to learn how to cook. There is nothing impossible for God, but I can bet you $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that Nigeria will remain a corrupt third-world country in 2020 if our leaders are not willing to embrace honesty, fairness and progress. This is why we should be praying for them. They have a large part to play in our catastrophe - Nothing to do with God.  

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