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INTROVERT:
Who cares

You are 2nd TC

vjsmiles:
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what? what?? *nods then smiles* ,sorry didn't read your comment

LueDaveLOVESYOU:
Read ur article and correct its structure

thanks. done, st.upid tecno autocorrect.

yes oo, am that naija, young but single boy...
I go dey tell una stories from this my dramatic life,before that sha, here are some random facts about me and some of my ideologies

#1. I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your browsers history when you die.

#2. Nothing sucks than that awkward moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.

#3. I wish I had those naps I didn't want to have when I was younger.

#4. was learning short hand and cursive really necessary?

#5. Google maps sef..., I think I already know the directions out of my neighbourhood.

#6. obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died .

#7. bad decisions make good stories,not for the victim though...

#8. you don't know at first, but there comes a day when you just know you won't do anything productive.

#9. I'm always terrified when I want to come out of Microsoft word and it asks me if I want to save changes to a 10 page project I know I did not add anything to.

#10. I hate when I pick a call and the caller hangs up,but after calling the person back 5times I get no response ,what did you do ,call me,hang up ,then run away ?

#11. I hate leaving the house well dressed and not meeting anyone of importance the entire day.

#12. I save some people's number just so I'll know not to pick when they call.

#13. sometimes I'll watch a movie I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the movie was about back then...

#14. I'd rather try to carry all my 10bags in at once than to take five trips bringing them in two ,two.

#15. I have a hard time differentiating between boredom and hunger.

#16. how many times do I have to say 'what?' before nodding, smiling and telling the person I wasn't hearing what he was saying??

#17. I love it when cars team up to block a car from shunting at the fuel station! stay strong brothers and sisters!

#18. is it just me or do secondary schoolers get dumber and dumber every year? #WAEC and #JAMB things...

#19. there's no worse feeling than that second when you see your life flash in front of you and you feel you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

#20. as a driver I hate pedestrians, as a pedestrian I hate drivers ,but no matter the mode of transportation, I hate okadas !

#21. sometimes I'll look at my wrist watch 3consecutive times and still not know what the time is.

#22. even under ideal conditions people have a hard time finding their keys or phones in their pockets, but I'm sure everyone can switch off or snooze an alarm in 3seconds.


so there you have it, I am NaijaSingleBoy!

kiss Daniel looks ugly here o

Gurgle:
but why should you provoke Hausa man na

Gosh some people are senseless

next time give him the 500 and go home unsliced!!

So you believe this story from one of the most notorious trolls on NL?

BoiledCorn:
I couldnt not beleave my eye this happen at suya stand juse now and am witness. I took my female nebor to buy suya and some boys that are cause lot of troubles come to buy. like 5 boys . show abokey 500 and say they won't bought the meat until they test. aboki cut test and they did but they wouldn't refuse to pay him and run he cut slimest and slizes his chest. everyone run in confusing. abokey run away and people start taking bigs of suya.

now am scared of sending my children to buy me suya. very bad

BoiledCorn! How NL prison?

From my calculations, you are going back there

Chai, he short oo

INTROVERT:
Where is Sprint bubble gum and Trebor? Tandi gurana 3orange men. Sports billy, birdman, ovides videos, telematch, limca?

Trebor and goody goody

I SWEAR I DON OLD!

NICE! ALL CORRECT