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Please I needs help from you all Nairalanders, my mother didn't wanted me to follow my dreams. Though I appreshate him for all good good things she have done for me, papa die at young age and only her is hustle to take care of us. I do my jamb succeedingly with score of 435, mama say I should apply for medicine and surgry so that villagers will be calling her mama doctor. I feel for mama and want to do her pride. So I do medicene and is now in 300 level . But then suddenly, I meet fine girl in school and we liking each other and she always tell me to follow my dream. I hear it again for NTA and know is God that telling me message,I decide to visit mama and told him I will drop out of school to follow my dream. Mama reluctant at first but I tell her story of dangote, Mark zukerberg, Bill Gates and 2 face and mama decide to let me follow my dream. But as I tell mama my dream and ambition, she faints and is in hospital till now, I tell mama my dream is to be the greatest flute player for our village . Please I need advise, should I follow my dream or consider mama ? BTON, SP #NaijaSingleBoy #BelieveMeAtYourOwnPeril If You Like View My Profile And Read All My 'Non-fiction' Short Stories And Let Me Catch You.... ![]() |
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mimiae:Go to your post and click 'modify' Which country you from before we believe you? |
you Don enter, guys, show! See 419 wey go later tell us say she gats clear her papa billions of dollars, so you go need send money make 'She' clear am ![]() Cc: orijin101 Andyblaze Onemansquad NaijaBoiy It sounds convincing though make I track your IP first. .. ![]() |
Mhmm, is that not the church that wears banners up and down? ![]() I saw one today and the date written was 2011 ![]() Even after program Don end them go just wan wear banner ![]() |
Emperorfidel , we are waiting, or do you want to be arrested.. ![]() |
Me: indomie generation... young man get out! you, don't you have eyes?! Can't you see how I look?! ![]() |
Andyblaze:She say 9.5 inches is too small for her, na him she run ![]() |
Mods put graphic pic warning for that place.. ![]() |
Dharniel:Which homework ![]() |
Orijin101:You been dey prison? ![]() |
Andyblaze:I dey come... My girlfriend don run.. ![]() |
I knew you'd still open ![]() Our association has been suppressed by the nairaland policemen, but this is our profession, keeping nairaland lively, but most of us have been sent to jail I won't mention names cause we are a secret organization, we know ourselves, but if you've been on NL since 2013 or early 2014, you'd know us . Mods, before una send me to prison, abeg na joke ![]() But we TAN have decided to come back in full force but this time following the rules of NL, so mods forgive us. . Trolls, it's come back time. .. . You can enjoy these troll threads for your reading pleasure : ![]() 1) 'mr olodo finally shares nakèd photos 18+ https://www.nairaland.com/1568658/mr-olodo-finally-shares-Unclad 2) Arsenal Mesut Ozil Quits Football To Become Alaba DVD Seller (picture) https://www.nairaland.com/2002300/arsenal-mesut-ozil-quits-football 3) Nairalander Just Collapsed In Ashawo Quarters In Surulere (picture) https://www.nairaland.com/1964107/nairalander-just-collapsed-ashawo-quarters 4) I Park My Motor On The Road Just To Enter Market And I Can't See It Again. https://www.nairaland.com/2111636/park-motor-road-just-enter 5) My Choir Member Say They Stole My Samsung Note 3 From Her In Night Vigil https://www.nairaland.com/2000116/choir-member-say-stole-samsung 6) GHEN! GHEN!! Licked Picsures Of Romances Session Peoples +18 Inclusieve (+foto) by BoiledCorn https://www.nairaland.com/1944227/ghen-ghen-licked-picsures-romances 7) My Tenant Has Finish All The Varslean In My Shop. https://www.nairaland.com/1900210/tenant-finish-all-varslean-shop 8.) Just Because I Refused To Pay Her Transport... https://www.nairaland.com/1836042/just-because-refused-pay-transport 9) Please Help My Girlfriend Stop This Habit (+PICTURES) https://www.nairaland.com/1918666/please-girlfriend-stop-habit-pictures 10) Please Help!!! She Rap.ed Me!!! https://www.nairaland.com/1885888/please-she-rap.ed-me 11) Am DEAD But ALIVE ( Matured Advice Need Seriously) https://www.nairaland.com/2073182/dead-alive-matured-advice-need 12) This What My Oga Daughter Is Asking Me To Do (18+ Pic Inside) https://www.nairaland.com/2000888/what-oga-daughter-asking-me 13) She Broke Up With Me Cus I Send Her The Mtn #10 Recharge Chard https://www.nairaland.com/1993834/she-broke-up-me-cus 14) My Wife Is Abusing Me. (help Me Thread) https://www.nairaland.com/1883877/wife-abusing-me-me-thread 15) How I Caught My Girl That Was "Doing It" Behind My Back +Picture https://www.nairaland.com/1809349/how-caught-girl-doing-it Cc: AndyBlaze |
You'll suck and suck, later you go dey see small white iceblock , it go come pain you cause its not as sweet as when you started sucking it ![]() |
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Mods please help my ministry , I've been writing, see stories full my profile (fiction and non-fiction) none on FP, please put this one to encourage me |
Our School Motto was: Making Men out of Boys. It was a community school at the outskirts of the city. For the past 7 years before I joined form 1, only 3 students had made it to a university; by cheating the exams. Our discipline master, Mr. Philip Adams was a self-proclaimed Ganja man- an awkwardly tall man with a shaggy goatee. We had nicknamed him Phillipe, a name which he personally loved. Ours was the only boys school north of the Niger. Striking was part of term’s co-curricular activities. At the beginning of each term, the teachers would include two more weeks to the timetable to compensate the days expected to be lost due to strikes. On Friday nights, everything else used to take place except reading. I remember at one time, the whole of form 4 class was suspended for a mass sneaking out of school. We basically used to strike to quench our dual-thirst for Local Brew and girls. The nearby slum apart from providing grade 1 Local Brew, also housed willing twilight girls. On reaching form 3, most of us would already be proud fathers of several kids across the street. In fact most Form 4’s used to be referred to as Baba Johnny, Baba Caro et al by form 1’s. This excessive libido made the administration take a drastic but draconian action. Out of evident wickedness and cruel mistreatment, the administration hatched a plan behind our backs. According to classified Intel which we later sniffed, the admin together with the school cooks entered into an evil collaboration. They schemed, without our consultation, to spice our food with herbal anaphrodisiacs. ![]() Immediate results. It worked. I noticed it almost immediately after taking lunch on Wednesday. Although I entered the Dining Hall on a standing ovation, by the time I cleared my plate “I” was hanging lifelessly. I kept it to myself. ![]() On Thursdays, most of us used to trans-night until Friday morning; of course not reading, but moving across form 1 dorms soliciting funds for Friday Night escapades. We would only rest after raising sufficient funds for atleast three cups of local brew. Alen was a funny character. He had repeated form 4 three times, each time disappearing at the third term, 2 days before the WASSCE (WAEC) exams. It was Friday around 5 a.m. I heard him shouting his lungs out, standing at the dormitory’s entrance and screaming something about erecting. Most of us woke up to check on the hullabaloo. The dormitories doors went open and sleepy ruffians ran to the center of the call. A size-able crowd gathered around Alen. Shaking his head like ripe Udala in the wind... |
princesuko:That's my 4th point, fifa beat PES hands down there. |
Yes, I know am a game freak, but I had to tell Nairalanders what I think after playing the demo of the two greatest soccer gaming giants of all time, which are set to be released on September 14 (PES 16) and September 24 (FIFA 16) . (except you were in my generation when we were playing International Superstar Soccer and Super Star Soccer deluxe,the good ol days of SEGA and Nintendo ) if you don't know them, you are indomie generation. So, I'll be reviewing the games in 7 categories, hold on to your horses ![]() 1) Player Resemblance: the two teams gave it a good shot, with fifa's players faces looking natural but a little off, and PES also goes a long way having decent resemblance over fifa but the players faces like in PES 11 looks like rubber. Round 1 Winner: Tie 2) Body Visuals: the two teams really improved with us seeing better player movement but still looking animated, fifa wins a little in movement, and it seems my recommendation to EA Sports last year was answered as FIFA beat PES to include, yes, TATTOOS! ![]() But PES bring on the heat with sweat on the players just like PES 12. The two teams both tried in the aspect of jerseys staining and becoming brown and green with dirt and grass. Fifa gets 3points in this round with PES getting just two points. Round 2 Winner: FIFA 3) Dribbles and Skills: both teams really did turn on the heat but the stunts been pulled in PES are just off the roof! Round 3 Winner: PES 4) GamePlay : FIFA still proves it worth with its licensing giving us great resemblance in Jersey and Stadiums, PES still tries it best though, FIFA revamps the entire gameplay, which will make it harder for those who can't calculate tackles, crosses and passes, PES just brings back it's 'ANTICIPATION GAMEPLAY' like in PES 12 where passing into space makes your teammate anticipate it and tries to get there before your opponent. Round 4 Winner: FIFA 5)Celebration: PES pulled the blanket over fifa in this one as we have new and improved celebrations in PES, like grabbing the camera, punching the corner flag, and YES! taking a SELFIE with a cellphone , sshhh, let me not leak much. Round 5 Winner: PES 6) Electric Feeling: the two teams are really close here with FIFA having more realism in coaches,coaches now shout at players from the side lines, it's a tie in the aspect of crowds, FIFA now has FEMALE TEAMS (but couldn't select them in the demo ) ! But PES beat fifa down in player feelings and referee expressions. FIFA gets two points, PES gets one. Round 6 Winner: FIFA 7) Game Modes: PES has been winning FIFA in this right from time as the master league has been revamped to be a whole lot more exciting and realistic. The 'Become A Legend' nails it OVER FIFA's 'Be A Pro'. Master League edges over FIFA'S FUT a little and once again PES gets champions League rights and fifa doesn't. Round 7 Winner: PES REVIEW WINNER: IT'S A DRAW ! ![]() I'll be going for PES over FIFA for the first time since 2010 you want to enjoy game modes and show off skills to your friends, think PES, you want to take on a challenge on the toughness of realism, think FIFA. so, which do you choose? ![]() Cc: lalasticlala , Obinoscopy
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agrovick:Andyblaze , we need to revive the Association ![]() This guy is right, NL don dey boring ![]() BoiledCorn dey prison, if dem bail am, he go still 'misbehave' ![]() |
Andyblaze:MrOlodo the chairman! Yungwizzzy Don retire oo Cokacoola dey prison, me sef na next year I dey comot ![]() |
Andyblaze:Andy!!!! We missed you! ![]() (trolls association of nairaland) TAN is dead ![]() #SmallP3nis |
OP, abeg change your topic title to: ESSAY ON GIRLS ![]() |
We dey your back! |
We dey him back! |
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you Don enter, guys, show! See 419 wey go later tell us say she gats clear her papa billions of dollars, so you go need send money make 'She' clear am
make I track your IP first. .. 




) ! But PES beat fifa down in player feelings and referee expressions.