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I wonder which one be B.O.L.O again.

Its your choice to make.

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a chemical letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

^{slaps him back}
you wan carry me play abi.

na wa wa for you o.

Lilsay Esq:
birds of d same feather sh*ts up d whole place 2geda. i don't give a f**k about any of u. silly cows. *signs out*

Oloshi you for stay na. All your monthly allowie don finish for cyber cafe abi. when next i see you in this forum i'll castrate you. Idiot.

lilsay where you from come? who gave you permission to say anything let alone tell anybody to get outta here and you even have the audacity to talk rudely to an elder. Who the hell do you think you are?
^{lands him 10 dirty slaps} oya start frog jumping. Silly boi.

I never baff i dey wait for you make we go baff together as you never since easter sunday.

[quote author=samy-young link=topic=122843.msg2095119#msg2095119 date=1206567120]welcome on board, fasten your seat beat because d guy n girls here are not nice at all at all.[/quote]Thanks jare.

SAM MILLA:
You are welcome naijastyle we will cover your expenses but don't count on it.

Thanks and you are personally responsible for covering my all expenses.

kronkykay:
chai. . . . .i can't believe this is happening

this is like teaching a grand mother about life. . . .

she's seen it all. . . . . . .just like naijastyle here. . . .

she don dey tey for this department

lol

E dey for Giggles chest.

na you sabi.

No. He's singing to you.

Good boi.

no comment

Don't ask too much questions just do as you're told.

lmao.

Nice jokes especially the Q&A

SeanT21:
[b]These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you´ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it´s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water,
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden) A: So it´s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey´s Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA) A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not, oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q:Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA) A:Face south & then turn 90 degrees.Contact us when you get here & we´ll send the rest of the directions.
Q:Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK) A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? (USA) A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,which is, oh forget it.Sure,the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow,straight after the Koala Bear races.Come naked.
Q:Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France) A:No,WE don´t stink.
Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA) A:Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France) A:Only at Christmas.
Q:Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany) A:Not yet,but for you, we´ll import them.
Q:Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?(Germany) A:No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q:Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless,can be safely handled & make good pets.
Q:Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA) A:Yes,but you´ll have to learn it first. [/b]

That's one of the advantages of being drunk. Nice sh*t.

Don't worry about that. It shall be revealed to you in a dream.

@ Poster You be real yeye boi. Instead of you to continue your everlasting fasting and prayers for Nightie you dey commit sin join by swearing for Sammy. Better go and ask for forgiveness and start your fasting and prayers all over again.

Kai I can't standby and watch while Highest Kuvuki Chief Ituen's name is being dragged in the bingo mud.
^{flogs them with dried banana peel and punishes them} go outside and lie down facing the sun and think about your lives.         

Sammy we are waiting o

Na wa o.