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12:01 AM: Dammy Krane walks into Quilox with chants of "Street ti takeover" retnting the air
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12:09 AM: Dammy Krane makes his way to a table occupied by Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa, Timaya, and Nigerian Football star, Obafemi Martins
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12:15 AM:They order champagne and start popping. The Club is turnt.
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Everything is Lit.
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1:03 AM:Wizkid and his entourage drive into the Quilox Parking lot
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1:08 AM:A Jincheng okada parks in front of Quilox. Vic O is in the
building
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1:13 AM:Wizkid and his entourage walk into Quilox to shouts of "Wizzy baby!" "Omo Jaye Jaye!" "Baba Nla"
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1:13 AM: Dammy Krane hears people shouting "Baba Nla" and immediately figures Wizkid is in the building. He tells Timaya "I came up with Baba Nla"
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1:14 AM:Timaya tells him to shut the hell up and drink some champagne
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1:18 AM:Wizkid and his entourage settle at a table not far away from Dammy krane's and order champagne. At this point, both men are yet to see eye to eye
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1:44 AM:Wizkid stands up and heads to the bar
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1:45 AM:Vic O tries to get on stage to do a song. Shina Peller (owner of Quilox) disagrees and throws him out
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1:47 AM:Wizkid, armed with a cup of Vodka he just obtained from the bar, walks towards Dammy Krane's table
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*this was when things really went South*
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1:48 AM:Timaya alerts Dammy Krane of Wizkid's approach. Too Late....
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1:48 AM:Wizkid, from about 4 ft away, throws the cup of vodka at Dammy Krane.....
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1:48 AM:Timaya and Obafemi Martins duck under the table.
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1:48 AM:Vic O tries to be a hero. Jumps to intercept the cup and take a hit for Dammy Krane. lands somewhere else
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1:48 AM:Cup hits Dammy Krane square on the forehead. He is cut open.
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Blood Everywhere
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1:49 AM:An Infuriated Dammy Krane flings the bottle of champagne at Wizkid, who dodges it. Bottle hits the wall and explodes.
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1:49 AM: Obafemi is mad at Dammy krane for throwing away their drink. Says next bottle is on him
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1:51 AM:At this point, it's a free for all. Bottles flying about, cups, champagne buckets. Dammy Krane and Wizkid wrestling in the centre of the Club. Others taking sides around them and punching each other.
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Timaya and Obafemi still under the table. Vic O sneaks back into the club.
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1:53 AM:In the midst of the melee, Vic O creeps onto the stage and is about to start singing 'Look Uche Face' when a bottle hits him on the head and he passes out.
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*at this point, things are brought under control*
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1:55 AM:Security operatives come into the bar and calm the situation.
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Wizkid and Dammy krane are ushered to separate locations and given stern talkings-to by Shina Peller.
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2:01 AM:Wizkid and Dammy Krane come back into the club, and apologize to each other
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2:05 AM:Both men hug each other to rapturous applause.
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2:10 AM:A toast is made, and both men clink glasses. A Mash up of Expensive Shit and My Dear blasts on the speakers.
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5:00 AM:Vic O wakes up to an empty clubhouse. Performs Look Uche face to the cleaners. Gets hit with a mop. Faints again

Ishilove

Lalasticlala

Never trust a woman in make-up! The reason is these 8 unbelievable photos

More picture at>> http://www.nairacoded.com/2016/01/never-trust-woman-in-make-up-reason-is.html

Music video peformed by mavin first lady “Tiwa Savage” title “Standing Ovation” featuring YBNL legendary “Olamide”

Watch and Download
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Barcelona FC can boast 11 Balon d'ors after Messi's 5th triumph. They are the only club to hit double figures

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What do you call this kind of dress code and where is this man from
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I saw this post and felt like killing the Nigerian looters of arm deals but immediately I saw one comment, I now know that Nigeria's highest problems are the retards in it..
Just see what a human being commented.. God gives and takes is his solution to Nigeria problem? I wish I can kick the weed outta his eyes!

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;DD Can you?

I've come to realize that smiling in photos and showing your teeth is so old school. In this new era, you have just 3 options:
1. Mimic a pig's snout by pouting your lips.
2. Act like a panting dog by sticking out your tongue.
3. (especially females) bend your legs at awkward angles like a physically challenged person.
4 Or better still squeeze your face like Kanye West.
I miss those days when people say "cheese" while taking photos.
Wale
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McCocolok or whateva u call ya self,
Whatbdobu mean by cheap scam?
Did anybody request for money?
Abi dem don dey scam information ni?

Receive sense biko

mcocolok:
cheap scam...use another format

Scam??
Nawao Nigerian!

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Please Can we stop and defend this helpless girl?
Udeh Emmanuela wrote:
I dont understand what this world has turned into especially our country Nigeria. Those who suppose to fight corruption are the people safeguarding it. My question is are we safe at all? I went to a village, Obollo Eke in Udenu Local Government Area Enugu State.There was a girl of 14 years plus carrying 7months pregnancy. I took pity on her thinking she had been misled by the luxury of this world. I chatted with her and her people concerning her condition of being in woman hood at her age. To my astonishment, the girl was raped by two fullfledged men. One is married and the other unmarried. I asked the mother of the girl what effort had been made to bring the men to their good senses. She told me with tears that her daughter concealed it from them for three months but they found out because she became pregnant.she told her mother she didnt tell her that time because the men threatened to wipe out her family if she do so. Our so called police was allerted and the culprits were arrested and detained. In their statement they affirmed they did it. Reason that the girl refused to grant them their request. After about one week they were released. The police refused to help the girls family charge the case to court claiming there was no evidence. Pls what evidence is needed again in this issue since the men gave their statement and the 14 years old girl is pregnant? The mother couldnt bear the pain she went to Enugu police station and was asked to pay 50,000 naira if she want them to help her.-Oh what a poor woman! I think I blame Nigerian Economy also.As am talking with you the family is carrying the burden alone pleading God to safeguard their remaining daughter as threats are still coming. This is indeed a helpless family. I want to appeal to everyone who cares and is willing to help in this case to send message through this Facebook or contact me on email: udehemmanuela@gmail.com

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It'd Gods doing

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Despite the $5.2 billion fine by NCC, MTN has finally acquired Visafone, the only surviving Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA) operator in Nigeria after months of negotiation.
According to reports, the transaction had been concluded, but no actual amount has been disclosed. However, the source said,
“It’s certainly a multimillion naira deal because Visafone was the largest CDMA operator in the country. The acquisition is expected to ensure high quality data services and improve mobile broadband experience for subscribers of Visafone and MTN. The merger is also expected to provide the much-needed relief to the booming internet economy by making available quality mobile broadband services adopting the state of the art 4G LTE technologies during the year.”

http://www.nairacoded.com/2016/01/mtn-buys-visafone-after-months-of.html

A dog in Brazil has picked up a newborn baby from the trash and took him to the nearest house and was then taken to the hospital. It cannot be that a dog has more mercy than a human.

The baby survived, thanks to the maternal instinct of this dog. God Will Use Unexpected Means To Rescue You And Provide For You, Remember Elijah Was Fed By Ravens!
A Police man took this Child and he is doing the paper works. The child will be adopted by him.

Your future is not at the mercy of any mortal! Maintain your hope and trust in God. Things will take shape soon.


http://www.nairacoded.com/2016/01/see-how-dog-picked-up-abandoned-baby.html

He explained what happened in the below screenshot.
Cc: Lalasticlala
Ishilove

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The Federal Government through the Minister of Youth Development and Sports, Mr. Solomon Dalong has said that the National Youth Service Programme has come to stay despite calls from some quarters to scrap it.

He made this known during the inspection of the Lagos State Orientation Camp.

According to him, the advantages of NYSC far outweighs the disadvantages as it has nit only enhanced the socio-cultural and ethnic integration in the country but had also promoted national unity.

He reiterated the commitment of the Federal government towards training interested graduates in skill acquisition after their one year service to the nation. He stated that graduates will be given a start-up capital at the end of the training.

In his words, “Apart from the basic orientation programme, the NYSC scheme should also move into including professional and enterprising programmes to support and motivate those who would not want to embrace public services in the country.

“After the mandatory one-year service, the Federal Government is planning an extension, to professionally train interested corps members in skill acquisition, enterprising and professional programmes.

“Corps members with keen interest would be retained and some financial token given to them as start-up capital in furtherance of their skill. This is because due to our research, we find out that people abandon school due to uncertainty of the future. Hence, we believe this would help reduce the unemployed graduate ratio and curtail pressure on white-collar job as a means to win the war against poverty.”

See here>>http://www.schoolbaze.com/2016/01/nysc-will-not-be-scrapped-federal.html

Well its surprising that while following this beef
between Mavin CEO, Don Jazzy, and YBNL Boss,
Olamide, i found something in the lyrics of his very
1st hit that seem to be in line with this Headies
mess. Lets go there
"Olamide is here, just like the 1st day of the year"
Exactly, like he was on Jan 1st 2016
"It's okay if you aint got ma back cos Almighty dey
there"
Like he was speaking to the Headies Organizers.
"Ha….No be say I don de proud but nkan ti eyan o
bale gba ni olowo talika lo tin ko"
True. Very true.
"Im goodlooking, but my ways are so wicked. I keep
pushing you to the wall. What tha F you gonna do?"
OMG. Don Jazzy do you hear this?
"Im real, Im not as fake as you"
This was foreseen years ago. And its looks
specifically for one person- his name-Jazzy!
"Wonja e la won,jesu e gba won
E fi ori ji emi na cos mi o momo seru bawon
I’m the last kid standing u can call me their sultan
Don’t cry me a river baby, cry me a lagoon
Oba ni ki da owo jo
Oba ni ki fa guun
Oju mi ti ri so many things men moti laguun"
He's repping the street here. Not even Jazzy can
contest that.
"If they try to mess around me Olorun I go make
them hate me"
Ironic. Headies' Organizers, you just messed with
him. You got what you asked for!
And Finally....
"If na kasala you want,I fit bring you that quick
If na kolomaraness, my brother make you ask me
But don’t get it twisted; I’m a gentle boy I’m out
peace!
Ha…Ha…eni duro asese n mu eye bo l’apo
Eni duro
Eni duro"
I think this wraps it all up. Don Jazzy's epic response,
with lyrics is needed. ‪#‎GBTB‬
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Ishilove
Lalasticlala.

Latest updates says he is now hospitalized

Nigerian football official Ibrahim Abubakar has been shot dead by armed robbers at his house in Abuja on Wednesday.

Abubakar was head of protocol for the country's football federation.

Former Arsenal striker Nwankwo Kanu has described Abubakar's death as "bad and sad news" on social media.

Local media have reported that Abubakar is survived by his wife and three children. He will be buried in Kaduna in the north-west of the country.

See here>>http://www.nairacoded.com/2016/01/nigerian-football-official-abubakar_6.html

Weeee:
Stop this rubbish... You are too big for this guy...

What do u call rubbish

Goto fb naw its already trending

See what his friend Idowu posted on fb this morning

"Heartbreaking, I snap Vincent this pic yesterday at shoprite Akure, to get back to his room at the hotel we lodge so we can continue the program we came, but found him dead. I dnt know how to explain this."
Snapshot below:

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I pray its not true sha

It has happened again in Nnewi this morning!!!

FIRE OUTBREAK AT A FUEL FILLING STATION (ORGANISER FILLING STATION)
THAT IS LOCATED AT A POPULAR JUNCTION (AMUKO JUNCTION)...

Gathered that the incident was caused by a car that was kicked on after filling the tank,,, said the fire was ignited from the exhaust pipe to a 5litre gallon that has been filled already...
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