Who's Samklef ?

Onyi22:
What about some broke ass niggas, what are they?

Tou people won't let us broke niggas rest. What is it sef ?

Abeg, who get Pin ? I feel like shuking something.

Outofsync:

Days later yet no response....

Either a Sai babarian or a glo user

Glo no allow me post o.

Nkiru go hear am for my hand today.

If churches were like this, i would live in the church.

She try.

The doctor told you she was dead and you kept on praying ? For 5 good hours ?

When you tell people to stop reading that story book called the bible now they'll start talking rubbish.

Op, This table wey you dey shake ehn.

ahnie:
Dinner

A1 for your presentation.

This was my exact same reaction.

I was just weak.

Outofsync:
Na so this thread die?

Obainoneandonly:
where is d OP? let him come and continue. very very very funny thread

adeom141:
NairalandCS I won't be happy with you if you let this topic die....

PerfectlyPerfect:
OP abandoned us when we needed him most

More still coming.

Hilarious

Me: How you dey ?

Friend: i dey.

That fourth picture tho.

Face = brown

Leg = white.

Two race in one body.

Davido talk say flora my flower.

My own na Linda my lover.

So it is true ?

The kain knacking wey she recieve no be here.

Trained ? Them dey train person on how to fvck ?

Make him just say him be hausa now, all will be forgotten.

Wizkid just dey sign everybody upandan.

What of the little he signed a while ago ?

All these 50k salary contract.

HungerBAD:
This girl needs help.

I am suspecting she is going through a midlife crisis early menopause

Fixed.

If i just see this pikin i go just remember aunty kemi.

That extra material wey dey her neck go reach to sow me complete agbada and e go remain.

Linda My love, So she is off the market ?

I no marry again be that, single till i die.

ashewoboy:
who is that babe behind her? she get flat yansh.

Aswear. The thing flat pass my flat screen tv.

Decale:
When you're about logging off but Jagugu88li uploads something...

This guy.

Creativity at its peak.

Statue of corruption coming up soon by our own okoroawusa.

Na wa

You English will definitely not 'made' it back.

Lalas247:

gbam you hit the nail.on the head!

do you know why it has never crossed your mind ... because you were conditioned from birth that male and female relationship are the norm ...

now

I know a few people, some even married to females but they are gay.

They got married thinking they were crazy or possessed for liking their fellow men. They are older than me so you know they were born during the time that they weren't even TV's or just a few not to talk of internet.

They have their wives, have their children but are they happy ? Of course not. Imagine living a very sad miserable life because that the 'norm'.

Even now in the western world, we have gay parents adopting and raising straight kids.

Que sera sera.

MexicanWolf:
Fufu is bae!

Seems like the fufu is afraid of the soup.

First ever Nigerian gay couple.