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einsteine:
Cristiano RONALDO vs Leo MESSI in COURT
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for
another club’s first team besides your
current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first
ever European Championship.
Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals
I’ve scored for Man United and
Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426
appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearances
or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won
Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with
Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 119 goals in the
CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 100.

Judge: Who has more assists
between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 39.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in
total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored
more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the
box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more
headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: …

Judge: Who has a better penalty
conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%
of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the
penalties I’ve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored
the most goals in total during your
career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 647 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 603

Judge: How many football records do
each of you hold in total for both
club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the
facts that have been presented to me.
I can only draw one conclusion when
it comes to comparing you both as
football players. That conclusion is
that Ronaldo is the better player in
almost every category. When it comes
to goal scoring and accolades for
both club and country, Ronaldo
comes out on top. Messi, you are
without a doubt Barcelona’s best
player of all time. But certainly not
the world’s best ever. That is clearly
Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo
and haven’t played as many matches
as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until
you surpass his goal scoring records
and win as many trophies both
individually and collectively as he
has, then Ronaldo will, according to
the statistics, be considered as the
best football player of all time. Until
then, keep pushing on and you just
might be able to achieve just as
much as Ronaldo!

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All this unreasonable jokes over people whose wealth can feed your whole local government. Do something spectacular so people can talk about you and your wretched life. Ronaldo and Messi can never be poor again. Can that be said about you and your generations? Werey

I love igbos but i hate biafrans with passion

jummiefoodie:
.......

Yummy

tipsy01:


But U said free..why nt drop it here instead. except there is somtin behind dat free

free means pay 2k to get it in scammers language

Look at these shameless people and yet these ones are dreaming of producing President in 2023 Igbos are truly their own enemies. No Yoruba group will shamelessly defend a thief

Fifa will never allow such a tournament in Nigeria because of insecurity and our deep tribalism.

TonyeBarcanista:
Lol this man is further indicting Jonathan and Dasuki.

Meanwhile, I will be so disappointed if the claim that Jonathan bankrolled the coronation of Sanusi through Sambo Dasuki is correct.

As for Buhari, he should first declare his asset...

It's been a long time bro. Miss ur threads on national issues.

kingkakaone:

Fanatic spotted.
U are not a proud Muslim, u are only an ignorant fellow hiding under the umbrella of Islam.

I have Muslim friends here in PH who have good attitude and they flow well with others, maybe it is because they are wealthy but the poor ones are those always looking for religious war where there is none.

No true Muslims can be friends with a kafir. Unless u become a Muslim you are wasting your time

trapQ:
By bombing?

You will find out when Islam conquers the world

thundafire:
yes but terrorism is founded in Islam and proudly Christian remember if u don't believe in Jesus no heaven 4 u not judging u but fact

You will soon become a Muslim insha Allah

Islam is better than Christianity. Proudly Muslim

Freedom of speech is not absolute. God bless buhari

emmayayodeji:


We did not really need the point bro

I really thought we will win..

Too bad

Hulk even missed a penalty kick!

I should have checked their table before staking on them. I played it as a single never knew the bastards have qualified tey tey

May all Shanghai SIPG players and coaches die by Plane Crash. Useless bastards. 20k gone

JhyMedex:

no mind dem jor..dey too loud..Jad to go n rewatch d goal..mayb dere was sth i was missing!!..

The way d goal is hyped u'd think he scored it from d centre half line....its was inside d 18 yard box 4 Pete's sake!!...


I luv Ronaldo..his goal scoring prowess is ridiculously incredulous...But we know there's only one WORLD'S BEST..

G.O.A.T MESSI!!

if no be those bastards called higuain and aguero that were missing one on one chances against Germany in that world cup final, there won't be need for comparisons between messi and Ronaldo had Argentina won the world cup

Media and yeye hype. When Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from 32 yards from an impossible angle against England the hype was not as this normal overhead kick Ronaldo did in box 18. Madrid and ronaldo fans acting like Ronaldo just invented bicycle kick yesterday. Something that has been scored several times in football is now spectacular just because its from Ronaldo. Had Mohammed salah scored such goal, the hype won't reach this level. Fvcktards




Zlatan subtly took a jibe by telling Ronaldo to try it from 40 meters

Kingsley1000:
THEY ARE KIDS

i just tire for their matter. Ronaldo and Messi earns over 500k pounds per week. The hungry fans will log on to social media with their chinko phones to argue about them.

Bimpe29:
Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably the best footballer of all time. Give it to him, the super player is CR7 and the rest.

just because of bicycle kick

monex:


best ever in Champions league. Ibrahimovic is all time best ever for me.

note that the ball fell behind ronaldo so he had to run backwards and then lift himself that high.

Ronaldo's goal should beat Rooney's overhead against Mancity for instance

U are entitled to your opinion

webincomeplus:

Don't mind Nigerians. Similar goals and even better ones were featured in the video spactacus put up above. The hype was highly unnecessary. Some Ronaldo fans are basking in euphoria as if they've never seen such a goal in their lives.

It's all wrapped with hypocrisy just to taunt their so called enemies within the messi camp. Ronaldo delivered yesterday when Madrid needed him, but overhyping an overhead kick that has been seen several times is just Madness

ionsman:


The same way Juninho was scoring free kicks for fun. And by free kicks I mean outrageous ones. But when Messi manages to score a free kick,he becomes the best player in the world. Yeye

Juninho pernambucano remains the best free kick taker in football history followed by David Beckham. Others are just there

JhyMedex:

That Zlatan'd goal remains the best ever for me..

Like wat gave him d guts to try such an obscenity from dt angle and dt distance!!!..

If the Zlatan's overhead kick was scored by Ronaldo, his asslickers will remind us of how he is the best thing to happen after jollof rice See the hype the normal bicycle kick he scored yesterday has generated. Something Wayne Rooney did against Man city in a derby and other players do everytime in football. I just taya for these Ronaldo fans

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donstan18:
Christiano Ronaldo is the best scorer in the world.

If your team haven't tasted the wrath of this guy just like Bayern, At Madrid, Juventus and Psg. Just know that something great and dangerous awaits you in Uefa Champions league of Ronaldo

They said Ronaldo can only tap the ball inside the net, but barca fans saw the bicycle kick and said it was a mistake, that he was falling down when he mistakenly scored the goal.


Messi fans right now...

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You're not good at humors

Media and yeye hype. When Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from 32 yards from an impossible angle against England the hype was not as this normal overhead kick Ronaldo did in box 18. Madrid and ronaldo fans acting like Ronaldo just invented bicycle kick yesterday. Something that has been scored several times in football is now spectacular just because its from Ronaldo. Had Mohammed salah scored such goal, the hype won't reach this level. Fvcktards

It's unfair how the media and the PDP are working in vain to paint fulanis as killers. The fulanis are hardworking and peaceful people but the activities of few miscreants amongst them doesn't mean we demonize all Fulanis. Should we conclude that all Igbos are drug dealers due to the activities of the numerous drug dealers from the east? Should we call all Igbos terrorists just because IPOB is a terrorist group?

Why can't we allow Nigerians live in peace and harmony? Why not condemn killers rather than tag them Fulani herdsmen? Whether we like it or not, the unity of Nigeria is not negotiable